Date: 9 Aug 1996 22:11:11 -0400
From: newgroups-request@uunet.uu.net (David C Lawrence)
Newsgroups: news.lists,news.groups,news.announce.newgroups,news.answers
Subject: Alternative Newsgroup Hierarchies (Part 2)

Archive-name: alt-hierarchies/part2

alt
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"alt" is a collection of newsgroups that is being distributed by a
collection of sites that choose to carry the groups.  Many Usenet
sites do not receive these groups.  Here is a recent list of many
active "alt" newsgroups.  It represents a view of the altnet as seen
by UUNET.  It does not include groups which have names that are not
valid by the standard defined in RFC 1036bis (available in
ftp://zoo.toronto.edu/pub/news.txt.Z).

Another view can be found in a set of articles posted periodically by
Bruce Becker as <alt-list@gts.org> to alt.config, alt.newgroup,
alt.answers, news.admin.misc, and news.groups, called ``Another
listing of newsgroups in the "alt" hierarchy.''  That list seems to
include every alt group he has ever seen, many of which have never had
a correct and widely distributed creation message or do not get any
continuing article traffic.

You can join the "alt subnet" by finding a site in your area that
carries the groups.  Either send mail to the administrators of the
sites you connect to, or post something to a local "general" or
"wanted" newsgroup for your area.  If no sites nearby are getting
them, you can get them from uunet or psi.

Submissions to the moderated alt groups should be made to the
addresses listed in the companion posting of moderator addresses.  If
it does not include an address for one of these groups, it is probably
because the person who established the group as moderated did not make
sure that the addresses were properly installed.  Submission addresses
for moderated groups should be sent to moderators-request@uunet.uu.net.

alt.0d                  Yet another attempt to collect stupid people up front.
alt.1d                  One-dimensional imaging, & the thinking behind it.
alt.2d                  People using this group have no depth.
alt.3d                  Use alt.3d.misc instead.
alt.3d.misc             Three-dimensional imaging.
alt.3d.sirds            Especially for Single Image Random Dot Stereograms.
alt.3d.studio           For 3D Studio users.
alt.aac                 The Armageddon Ark Clan.
alt.aapg.announce       The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
alt.aapg.general        The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
alt.aber                No description.
alt.abortion.inequity   Paternal obligations of failing to abort unwanted child.
alt.abuse.offender.recovery     Helping abuse-offenders to recover & heal.
alt.abuse.recovery      Helping victims of abuse to recover.
alt.abuse.transcendence Non-standard ways to deal with all forms of abuse.
alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup    Beep beep.
alt.acting              I'm just not myself today.
alt.activism            Activities for activists.
alt.activism.children   Open discussion of political issues about children.
alt.activism.d          A place to discuss issues in alt.activism.
alt.activism.death-penalty      For people opposed to capital punishment.
alt.activism.youth-rights       Youth rights/anti-age restriction activists.
alt.actor.dustin-hoffman        Renegade fans start another unneeded hierarchy.
alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb       The prototypical alt group.
alt.adoption            For those involved with or contemplating adoption.
alt.adoption.adoptive.parenting Special issues with parenting adopted children.
alt.adoption.agency     Licensed non-profit adoption agency information.
alt.adoption.issues     Debate over controversies and attacks on adoption.
alt.aeffle.und.pferdle  German TV cartoon characters das Aeffle und das Pferdle.
alt.agriculture.fruit   Fruit production.
alt.agriculture.misc    Use sci.agriculture instead.
alt.airline.schedules   Current schedules of various airlines.
alt.alcohol             Don't drink and drive on the Info...no, I can't say it.
alt.aldus.freehand      The other hand is busy.
alt.aldus.misc          Aldus products not covered in another alt.aldus group.
alt.aldus.pagemaker     Don't use expensive user support, come here instead.
alt.algebra.help        Cheating on Homework 101.
alt.alien.research      Extraterrestial body snatching for fun and profit.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk     Something about simoN.
alt.alien.visitors      Space Aliens on Earth!  Abduction!  Gov't Coverup!
alt.alien.wanderers     Wanderers living amongst us, maybe even you are one.
alt.allsysop            Use comp.bbs.misc instead.
alt.alt                 ASCII stereograms.
alt.alt.alt.alt.alt     When the ants go marching five by five.
alt.alt.test            Use alt.test instead.
alt.alumni.bronx-science        Those crazy kids from Bronx-Sci.
alt.amateur-comp        Discussion and input for Amateur Computerist Newsletter.
alt.amazon-women.admirers       Worshiping women you have to look up to.
alt.america             Created by a British cluebag; probably now has USA talk.
alt.america.online      Use alt.online-service.america-online instead.
alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown   Born in the USA.
alt.amiga.demos         Use alt.sys.amiga.demos instead.
alt.amiga.slip          Use comp.sys.amiga.networking instead.
alt.anagrams            Playing with words.
alt.anarchism           Anarchists of the world, unite!
alt.angels              Angels, near death experiences, miracles, you. (Moderated)
alt.anger               Seething rage.
alt.angst               Anxiety in the modern world.
alt.angst.xibo.sex      Tightening the screws of your existence.
alt.animals             Use rec.pets.* or alt.animals.* instead.
alt.animals.badgers     Wombat love.
alt.animals.bears       Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?  Da Bears!
alt.animals.dolphins    Flipper, Darwin, and all their friends.
alt.animals.felines     Cats of all types.
alt.animals.foxes       For those wild and crazy guys.
alt.animals.horses.icelandic    Icelandic horses.
alt.animals.lampreys    Large suctorial mouths are cool.
alt.animals.raccoons    Discussion of raccoons and raccoon-related topics.
alt.animation.spumco    The Danes call it Quality.
alt.animation.warner-bros       Discussions about Warner Brothers cartoons.
alt.anonymous           alt!  Who goes there?
alt.anonymous.messages  An anonymous message pool newgroup, whatever that is.
alt.answers             As if anyone on alt has the answers. (Moderated)
alt.antichristnet       Will Spencer does not assume responsibility.
alt.antiques.delaware.joe       Specializing in Americana from the Joe period.
alt.anybody             You talking to me?
alt.anything            Use misc.misc instead.
alt.aol-sucks           Why some people hate AOL and/or its users.
alt.aol.overbilling     Complaining about charges from America Online.
alt.aol.rejects         Another forum for gripes about America Online.
alt.apocalypse          Now.
alt.appalachian         Appalachian region awareness, events, and culture.
alt.aquaria             The aquarium & related as a hobby.
alt.aquaria.killies     Killifish, members of family cyprinodontidae.
alt.archaeology         Use sci.archaeology instead.
alt.archery             Robin Hood had the right idea.
alt.archimedes.bugs     Few people know he invented giant mechanical bugs.
alt.architecture        Building design/construction and related topics.
alt.architecture.alternative    Non-traditional building designs.
alt.architecture.int-design     Interior design of man-made spaces.
alt.aromatherapy        The effects of scents.
alt.art.bodypainting    Discussions about temporary body painting.
alt.art.colleges        Colleges that teach art.
alt.art.marketplace     Art and art supplies wanted and forsale.
alt.art.scene           Making a spectacle of yourself in the art world.
alt.art.video           Artistic expression with using video as a medium.
alt.art.virtual-beret   Art isn't really wearing a chapeau.
alt.artcom              Artistic Community, arts & communication.
alt.arts.ballet         All aspects of ballet & modern dance as performing art.
alt.arts.bujinkan       Martial Arts - Bujinkan Budo Taijitsu (Ninjutsu).
alt.arts.nomad          Shifting, searching, belonging, place, identity, power?
alt.arts.origami        Origami discussion (no binaries).
alt.arts.storytelling   Discussion of storytelling in all its forms.
alt.ascii-art           Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
alt.ascii-art.animation Movies composed of ASCII characters.
alt.asian-movies        Movies from Hong Kong, Taiwan and the Chinese mainland.
alt.astrology           Twinkle, twinkle, little planet.
alt.astrology.asian     The stars as they appear over the Orient.
alt.astrology.marketplace       Astrology business; for-sale, want-to-buy ads.
alt.atari-jaguar.discussion     As opposed to simply alt.atari.jaguar.
alt.atari.2600vcs       The Atari 2600 video console system.
alt.atheism             Godless heathens.
alt.atheism.moderated   Focused Godless heathens. (Moderated)
alt.atheism.satire      Funny Godless heathens.
alt.athiesm             Illiterate Godless heathens.
alt.aus.bonehead.dawn-mcgatney.bloody.convict.bitch     Petty grudge group.
alt.aus.bonehead.jimo-ngygook.bulletstopper.poofter     Petty grudge group.
alt.aus.bonehead.joey-thoi      Petty grudge group.
alt.authorware          About Authorware, produced by Authorware.  So subtle.
alt.auto.mercedes       Discussing Mercedes-Benz cars.
alt.auto.parts.wanted   alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown.
alt.autographs.transactions     Autographs wanted and for sale.
alt.autos               Use rec.autos.* or alt.autos.* groups instead.
alt.autos.antique       Use rec.autos.antique instead.
alt.autos.camaro.firebird       A couple of American sports cars.
alt.autos.classic-trucks        American light trucks of note.
alt.autos.dodge.trucks  Surgeon General's Warning: Dodge Trucks or Die.
alt.autos.ferrari       Enrico's marque.
alt.autos.grand-national        Bad to the Bone!  GN, TR and Turbo TA.
alt.autos.grand.national        Use alt.autos.grand-national instead.
alt.autos.karting       Racing go-karts.
alt.autos.macho-trucks  For macho truck enthusiasts.  Big block or bust.
alt.autos.peugeot.sucks Maybe it needs a bigger airbox.
alt.autos.rod-n-custom  Use rec.autos.rod-n-custom instead.
alt.autos.sport.nhra    Topics relating to the NHRA or drag racing in general.
alt.autos.sport.rally   Use rec.autos.sport.rally instead.
alt.babylon5.uk         Use uk.media.tv.sf.babylon5 instead.
alt.bacchus             Disciples of the god of wine.
alt.backrubs            Lower...to the right...aaaah!
alt.bad.clams           Festering food or financial forgeries.
alt.baldspot            He's not only the founder, he's a customer; our guy Sy.
alt.banjo               Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
alt.banjo.clawhammer    Technique and tricks from the masters of banjo.
alt.barefoot            Campaigning against "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die "There's enough hatred of Barney for everyone!"
alt.barter              Down with monetary systems!
alt.base-jumping.sheep.bounce.bounce.bounce     Hey, who packed this chute?!
alt.basement.graveyard  Another side of the do-it-yourself movement.
alt.bbc.the_net         BBC TV's "The Net" series.
alt.bbs                 Computer BBS systems & software.
alt.bbs.ads             Ads for various computer BBS's.
alt.bbs.allsysop        SysOp concerns of ALL networks and technologies.
alt.bbs.allsysup        SysOps with a phobia of the letter O.
alt.bbs.citadel         The Citadel BBS.
alt.bbs.doors           Bulletin board system add-on executables, or "doors".
alt.bbs.doors.binaries  Use alt.binaries.bbs.doors instead.
alt.bbs.doors.lord      No description.
alt.bbs.doors.lord.binaries     Use alt.binaries.bbs.doors instead.
alt.bbs.excalibur       Discussion of Excalibur BBS Software for Windows.
alt.bbs.first-class     The First Class Mac GUI BBS.
alt.bbs.gigo-gateway    Garbage in, garbage out --- alt.* in a nutshell.
alt.bbs.iniquity        Discussions about iNiQUiTY BBS Software.
alt.bbs.internet        BBSs that are hooked up to the Internet.
alt.bbs.jds             For discussion of JDS Plug-Ins for Excalibur BBS.
alt.bbs.lists           Postings of regional BBS listings.
alt.bbs.lists.d         Discussion and requests of regional BBS listings.
alt.bbs.majorbbs        The MajorBBS by Galacticomm, Inc.
alt.bbs.metal           The METAL Telecommunications Enviornment.
alt.bbs.omnibbs         OMNI BBS, a popular client/server bulletin board system.
alt.bbs.pcboard         Technical support for the PCBoard BBS.
alt.bbs.pcbuucp         The commerical PCBoard gateway, PCB-UUCP.
alt.bbs.powerboard      The Powerboard BBS package.
alt.bbs.proboard        Discussion of Proboard BBS software.
alt.bbs.public-address  Public Address BBS Software for the Macintosh.
alt.bbs.ra              RemoteAccess discussion.
alt.bbs.renegade        The James Dean of BBSes.
alt.bbs.rip             Rumors of the death of BBSes have been exaggerated.
alt.bbs.searchlight     Searchlight BBS system discussions.
alt.bbs.tribbs          Didn't Kirk have some trouble with tribbs?
alt.bbs.unixbbs         UnixBBS, from Nervous XTC.
alt.bbs.uupcb           PCB? I used to do that in the Sixties, man.
alt.bbs.waffle          Use comp.bbs.waffle instead.
alt.bbs.watergate       The WaterGate mail processor.
alt.bbs.wildcat         WILDCAT! BBS from Mustang Software, Inc.
alt.bbs.wildcat.wccode  No description.
alt.bbs.wwiv            The WWIV bulletin board system.
alt.beadworld           We must appease the Bead Gods.
alt.beer                Good for what ales ya.
alt.beer.like-molson-eh A beer that Canadians can be like, uh, proud of, eh?
alt.beograd             City and people of Beograd.
alt.best.of.internet    It was a time of sorrow, it was a time of joy.
alt.bible               General discussion about the Holy Bible.
alt.bible.prophecy      Discussion of the Bible and its prophecies.
alt.bible.rapture.mod   The end times described in Revelations. (Moderated)
alt.bigfoot             Dr. Scholl's gone native.
alt.bigfoot.research    Serious discussion by Bigfoot researchers. (Moderated)
alt.binaires.pictures.erotica.teen      Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.
alt.binaries.activism.militia   Plans for your own paramilitary force.
alt.binaries.atari      Binaries relevant to Atari computers.
alt.binaries.autographs Scanned signatures.
alt.binaries.bbs        Binaries for bulletin board systems.
alt.binaries.bbs.doors  Postings of binary encoded BBS door programs.
alt.binaries.bbs.pcboard        Binaries for PCBoard systems.
alt.binaries.bbs.renegade       Binaries for Renegade BBS systems.
alt.binaries.calc-ti    Binaries relvant to Texas Instruments calculators.
alt.binaries.clip-art   Distribution of DOS, Mac and Unix clipart.
alt.binaries.comp.atari8bit     Programs for Atari's 6502-based orphans.
alt.binaries.cracks     Like alt.binaries.warez.*, only different.
alt.binaries.cracks.encrypted   Like alt.binaries.warez.*, only different.
alt.binaries.demo-scene.ibm-pc  DemoScene-related binaries for the IBM PC.
alt.binaries.descent    The Decline and Fall of the alt.binaries Empire.
alt.binaries.doom       Binaries for or of the DOOM PC game.
alt.binaries.drwho      For the posting of binary files related to Doctor Who.
alt.binaries.emulators.cbm      Binaries for CBM emulators users.
alt.binaries.emulators.gameboy  Emulators of the GameBoy.
alt.binaries.emulators.nintendo Nintendo and Super Nintendo emulators.
alt.binaries.erotica    Use alt.binaries.{sounds,pictures}.erotica groups.
alt.binaries.erotica.fetish     People getting off on objectification.
alt.binaries.erotica.fetish.wet-and-messy       Like a storm drain.
alt.binaries.erotica.fettish    Use alt.binaries.erotica.fetish instead.
alt.binaries.erotica.sex.in.the.morning It's always morning somewhere.
alt.binaries.fashion.magazines  Binaries related to fashion magazines.
alt.binaries.fetish.scat        Pictures of poop.
alt.binaries.fitness.centerfolds        Pictures of fitness & swimsuit models.
alt.binaries.fonts      Give your word processor some style!
alt.binaries.freemasonry        Binaries relating to alt.freemasonry.
alt.binaries.games      Terrabytes of copyright violations.
alt.binaries.games.civ2 A place to post Civilization 2 add ons.
alt.binaries.games.discussion   Discussing binaries from alt.binaries.games.
alt.binaries.games.quake        Levels and utilities for the game Quake.
alt.binaries.gothic     Mournful and dark binaries.
alt.binaries.great.ass.paulina  Butt prints.
alt.binaries.heretic    Post lots of ASCII messages here to be a heretic.
alt.binaries.howard-stern       Images & sounds of the "King of all Media".
alt.binaries.lingerie   Use alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie instead.
alt.binaries.mac.games  Games for the Macintosh.
alt.binaries.misc       Random large files without a more appropriate group.
alt.binaries.missing-adults     Distributing pictures of missing adults.
alt.binaries.missing-kids       Distributing pictures of missing children.
alt.binaries.models.scale       Pictures of scale models.
alt.binaries.multimedia Sound, text and graphics data rolled in one.
alt.binaries.multimedia.d       Discussion of digitized animation files.
alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica Moving pictures of a prurient nature.
alt.binaries.multimedia.rap     Computerized rap videos.
alt.binaries.multimedia.utilities       Multimedia Stuff.
alt.binaries.natnl-secrets      Shhhhh!
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities   Willard Scott nekkid & other natural wonders.
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.female    Nude pictures of famous women.
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.male      Nude pictures of famous men.
alt.binaries.phonecards Images of collectile phonecards.
alt.binaries.photography.glamour        Glamour Pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures   Use alt.binaries.pictures.misc instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.12hr      Pictures of clocks.
alt.binaries.pictures.animals   Pictures of all types of animals.
alt.binaries.pictures.anime     Images from Japanese animation.
alt.binaries.pictures.art.bodyart       Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.arts.bodyart      Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.ascii     Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
alt.binaries.pictures.asparagus Little does Kell know of Kevin's late nights.
alt.binaries.pictures.astro     Very black pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures.bigbutts  No mistaking that there's a derrier back there.
alt.binaries.pictures.bisexuals Bisexual situations shown.
alt.binaries.pictures.black.erotic.females      Use a.b.p.erotica.black.females.
alt.binaries.pictures.bodyart   Graphics of body stylings.
alt.binaries.pictures.boys      GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.
alt.binaries.pictures.boys.barefoot     This little piggy went to alt.binaries.
alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons  Images from animated cartoons.
alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities       Unrated pictures of famous people.
alt.binaries.pictures.cemetaries        Views to your future.
alt.binaries.pictures.child.erotica.female      Hunt for pedophiles here.
alt.binaries.pictures.child.erotica.male        Hunt for pedophiles here.
alt.binaries.pictures.children  Pictures of children.
alt.binaries.pictures.chimera   Real photographs of the beasts.
alt.binaries.pictures.cocks     The chickens go nuts for this group.
alt.binaries.pictures.cops      Pictures of police officers.
alt.binaries.pictures.d Discussions about picture postings.
alt.binaries.pictures.dorks     Self-portraits.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.anime      Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.centerfolds        Images of centerfold models.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica   Gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur   Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.d Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.female    Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.male      Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.ani       Sex with black cuckoos.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.animals   Beastly lust.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime     Anime erotica - "Ecchi"/"Hentai"/"H".
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.art.pin-up        Non-photographic realistic art.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.asian-indian      Indian erotica.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.autos     Forget the girl, let me at the Ferrari.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.balls     Strikes are less pleasing.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bears     Very hairy men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality        Pictures of sex with animals.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape      Urban legends.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.big-folks Nude pictures of substance.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.biker-chicks      On rhythmically pumping V-twins.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black     Sexual images of black people.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.females     Sexy ebony women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.male        Tall, dark & handsome black men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.blondes   Copyright violations featuring blondes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bob.houston       Big on Bob.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bondage   Bondage and S&M-related erotic images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts   Pictures of mammalian protruberances.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts.small     More than a handful is too much.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.butts     Erotic butts come into view.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cartoons  Copyright violations featuring toons.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cheerleaders      Gimme a B..R..E..A..K.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.child.female      Magnet for pedophile activity.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.child.male        Magnet for pedophile activity.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.children  Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d Discussing erotic copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d.moderated       Spam free erotica talk. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.disney    I don't want to imagine.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.facials   Ejaculate on faces.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female    Copyright violations featuring females.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.anal       Women's poop chutes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.toys       Women using sex toys.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish    Fetishistic, exotic, erotic images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.barbie     Big on Barbie.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.diapers    Pictures of adult babies.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.feet       Erotic visual foot action.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.hair       Erotic pictures of hair.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.latex      People wearing Latex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.leather    People wearing leather.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.furry     Erotic furry images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen    Explicit pictures of gay men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.groupsex  Many entangled bodies.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gymnast-girls     Leotard lovers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.high-heels        Pictures of women's high-heels.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.hornyrob  The Horny Rob collections.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.indian-asian      Erotic images of Indians.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.interracial       Blending colours.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.istar.diapers     Lawyers in love.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.koo.sisters       No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.kwakiutl  No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.latina    Latina women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lesbians  Images of women who love women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lolita    Just for Joey.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male      Copyright violations featuring males.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.anal Men's poop chutes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.chubby       Something to hold on to.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.mardi-gras        Memorable Carnival moments.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.midgets   No need to get on your knees.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.moderated Erotic pictures without the spam. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nativeamerican    American Indian sex pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nose      The nose as an object of lust.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.oral      Images of oral sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.orientals Copyright violations featuring Asians.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.panties   Panties, underwear, knickers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.plushies  No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar  Copyright violations of porn stars.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstars Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen  Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pregnant  Pregnant women in sexual situations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.puffies   What's a puffy?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.rape      Images of forced sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads  Erotic images of redheads.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.scanmaster        The art of David J. Gardner.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.schoolgirls       Think they mean college?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spanking  Spanking pictures and images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spatch    No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.tasteless Newt in the nude.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen      Teens, should be above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.d    Teens, should be above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female       Teens, above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.masturbation  Guess.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.orgasm        Teen women orgasming.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.fuck Teens, above age of consent, having sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.male Teens, above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.terry.agar        No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.thigh-highs       The sexiness of stockings.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.transvestites     Men dressed as women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.uncut     Non-circumcised males.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.uniform   Men and women looking _almost_ official.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.urine     New dimensions in water photography.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.voyeurism Views for the viewers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.young     The eroticism of youth.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.zig.and.zag       No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotics.breasts   Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.d        Discussion of the fine-art binaries. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.digitized        Art from conventional media. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.graphics Art created on computers. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.misc     Discussing alt.b.p.fine-art.*.
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.photos   Photographic art.
alt.binaries.pictures.fractals  Cheaper just to send the program parameters.
alt.binaries.pictures.furniture Images of furniture.
alt.binaries.pictures.furry     Originaly funny animal art.
alt.binaries.pictures.gardens   Displaying plants and gardens.
alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriend        Pictures of girlfriends.
alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriends       Commercially controverisal group.
alt.binaries.pictures.girls     GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.
alt.binaries.pictures.groupsex  Menage a trois and orgies.
alt.binaries.pictures.horny.nurses      Wet in white.
alt.binaries.pictures.leek      Vegetable vamping.
alt.binaries.pictures.lesbians  Images of women who love women.
alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie  As if Victoria's Secret isn't frequent enough.
alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.fucking    Lolita having sex, one supposes.
alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.misc       No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.misc      Have we saturated the network yet?
alt.binaries.pictures.nicki-lewis       Images of Net citizen Nicki Lewis.
alt.binaries.pictures.nude      Lots of views of flesh.
alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities  Images of normally clothed famous folk.
alt.binaries.pictures.nudism    Images featuring nudists.
alt.binaries.pictures.nylons    Hot hosiery.
alt.binaries.pictures.origami   Images showing folded paper procedures/products.
alt.binaries.pictures.pantyhose Hot hosiery with a built in panty.
alt.binaries.pictures.personal  People publishing photos of themselves.
alt.binaries.pictures.rail      Forum for ferroequinologist photos.
alt.binaries.pictures.sex       Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.sports    Binary sports images.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels       Yet more copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels.cindy-crawford        Take acting lessons.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels.kate-moss     The new Twiggy.
alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless Eccchh, that last one was *sick*.
alt.binaries.pictures.teen-idols        Pictures of the hunks of tomorrow.
alt.binaries.pictures.teen-starlets     Pictures of teenage women stars.
alt.binaries.pictures.tools     Lathes and miters and squares, oh my!
alt.binaries.pictures.utilities Posting of pictures-related utilities.
alt.binaries.pictures.vehicles  Images of vehicles.
alt.binaries.pictures.victoria.secret   Use alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie.
alt.binaries.pictures.voyeurism Duplicates all of alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.
alt.binaries.picutes.nude.celebrities   Use alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities.
alt.binaries.rock-n-roll        Sights and sounds related to rock-n-roll.
alt.binaries.satellite-tv       Programs and data related to encrypted TV.
alt.binaries.scanmaster Pictures from the Scanmaster collection.
alt.binaries.scientology        Sounds and pictures pertaining to Scientology.
alt.binaries.simulators.autos   Programs that simular car driving.
alt.binaries.slack      Sounds and pictures of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
alt.binaries.sounds.cartoons    Sounds from copyrighted animated shows.
alt.binaries.sounds.d   Sounding off.
alt.binaries.sounds.erotica     Uhh Uhh Uhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Ooh.
alt.binaries.sounds.midi        MIDI binaries.
alt.binaries.sounds.misc        Digitized audio adventures.
alt.binaries.sounds.mods        MODs and related sound formats.
alt.binaries.sounds.mods.d      Discussions of alt.binaries.sounds.mods.
alt.binaries.sounds.movies      Sounds from copyrighted movies.
alt.binaries.sounds.music       Music samples in MOD/669 format.
alt.binaries.sounds.samples.music       Musical instrument samples and stuff.
alt.binaries.sounds.tv  Sounds from copyrighted television shows.
alt.binaries.sounds.utilities   Sound utilities.
alt.binaries.startrek   Various binaries related to Star Trek.
alt.binaries.starwars   Images and sounds from the Star Wars movies.
alt.binaries.test       For the testing of binary posting.
alt.binaries.warcraft   Pictures, levels & configurations for Orcs and Humans.
alt.binaries.warez      Why pay when you can steal?
alt.binaries.warez.amiga        D00DZ in favour of pirating Amiga software.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc       D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d     Discussing alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.dos   D00DZ in favour of pirating DOS programs.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.encrypted     Some sort of decoy for the D00DZ.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.games D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.old   D00DZ in favour of pirating antique PC software.
alt.binaries.warez.mac  D00DZ in favour of pirating Mac software.
alt.binaries.warez.mac.req      Requests for pirated Mac software.
alt.binaries.warez.snes D00DZ in favour of pirating Super Nintendo software.
alt.binaries.x-files    Scenes from FOX's X Files show.
alt.binaries.zines      Images and sounds from mini magazines.
alt.bio.hackers         Individualist uses of biotechnology.
alt.bio.minority        Minority scientists and students in biomedical research.
alt.birthright          Birthright Party propaganda.
alt.bitch.ewokie        No description.
alt.bitch.pork          Flames in a particular vein.
alt.bitterness          No matter what it's for, you know how it'll turn out.
alt.blasphemy           Irreverence on the net?  Who would have thought.
alt.bogus.group         In alt?  Who do you think you are to say so?
alt.bonehead.james-koput        Yet another grudge group.
alt.bonehead.john-grubor        DrG, net.sage.
alt.bonehead.kevin-mitnick      You may not like him but he is still the best.
alt.bonehead.steve-crisp        Steven J. Crisp, the court jester of NCSU.
alt.bonsai              Little trees and battle screams.
alt.books               Use rec.arts.books.* or alt.books.* instead.
alt.books.anne-rice     The Vampire Thermostat.
alt.books.arthur-clarke The writings of SF writer Arthur C Clarke.
alt.books.beatgeneration        Beat authors, Burroughs, Kerouac, etc.
alt.books.brian-lumley  Books by Brian Lumley.
alt.books.bukowski      Discussion on the works and life of Charles Bukowski.
alt.books.chesterton    No description. (Moderated)
alt.books.clive-barker  Discussion of the writings of Clive Barker.
alt.books.crichton      Michael Crichton's writings: Jurassic Park, etc.
alt.books.cs-lewis      Narnia and other C.S. Lewis tales.
alt.books.dean-koontz   Discussion of the writings of Dean R. Koontz.
alt.books.deryni        Katherine Kurtz's books, especially the Deryni series.
alt.books.george-orwell Writings by George Orwell.
alt.books.h-g-wells     The life and works of H G Wells.
alt.books.iain-banks    No description.
alt.books.isaac-asimov  Fans of the late SF/science author Isaac Asimov.
alt.books.john-grisham  John Grisham's novels.
alt.books.julian-may    Group for the discussion of the works of Julian May.
alt.books.kurt-vonnegut Discussion of Kurt Vonnegut's works.
alt.books.larry-niven   Discussion of the works of SF writer Larry Niven.
alt.books.lars-eighner  About fiction and nonfiction works of LE.
alt.books.m-lackey      Author Mercedes Lackey and her books.
alt.books.moorcock      Discussions about the writings of Michael Moorcock.
alt.books.mysteries     Mystery and suspense on usenet.
alt.books.nancy-drew    Discussion of the Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys series.
alt.books.orson-s-card  Discussion of sf author Orson Scott Card.
alt.books.peter-straub  Discussions of Peter Straub's books.
alt.books.phil-k-dick   Discussion about the works of Phillip K. Dick.
alt.books.poppy-z-brite No description.
alt.books.pratchett     Discussions of Terry Pratchett's books and characters.
alt.books.purefiction   Discussion of bestselling novels and how to write them.
alt.books.raymond-feist Fantasy author Raymond Feist and the Midkemia series.
alt.books.reviews       "If you want to know how it turns out, read it!".
alt.books.robert-rankin For the discussion of the books of Robert Rankin.
alt.books.roger-zelazny Discussion of the works of the late author.
alt.books.sf.melanie-rawn       The author of the Dragon-xxx series.
alt.books.stephen-king  The works of horror writer Stephen King.
alt.books.technical     Discussion of technical books.
alt.books.terry-brooks  Discussion of Terry Brooks Works.
alt.books.toffler       The ideas of Alvin and Heidi.
alt.books.tom-clancy    The group for discusson of Mr. Techno-Thriller.
alt.boomerang           The angular throwing club, not the Eddie Murphy flick.
alt.bored               What people do when they are bored.
alt.bork                People just love the sound of that word.
alt.braces              No description.
alt.brain               Use sci.cognitive instead.
alt.brother-jed         The born-again minister touring US campuses.
alt.buddha.short.fat.guy        Religion. And not religion. Both. Neither.
alt.building.announcements      Building industry announcements.
alt.building.architecture       Building industry architecture.
alt.building.construction       Building industry construction.
alt.building.engineering        Keeping buildings from falling down.
alt.building.environment        Building industry environment.
alt.building.finance    Building industry finance.
alt.building.jobs       Building industry jobs.
alt.building.landscape  Building industry landscape.
alt.building.manufacturing      Building industry manufacturing.
alt.building.realestate Real estate and the building industry.
alt.building.survey-mapping     Building industry surveying & mapping.
alt.business            Use alt.business.misc instead.
alt.business.accountability     Corporate accountability.
alt.business.franchise  Topics dealing with franchising/franchise management.
alt.business.home.pc    For displaying PC home business plans and services.
alt.business.hospitality        Hotel, resort, tour and restaurant businesses.
alt.business.import-export      Business aspects of international trade.
alt.business.import-export.computer     International trade in computers.
alt.business.import-export.food International trade in food.
alt.business.import-export.only Import-export trade forum. (Moderated)
alt.business.import-export.raw-material International trade in raw materials.
alt.business.import-export.services     International trade in services.
alt.business.insurance  All about the insurance industry.
alt.business.internal-audit     Discussion of internal auditing.
alt.business.misc       All aspects of commerce.
alt.business.multi-level        Multi-level (network) marketing businesses.
alt.business.multi-level.exceltel       Some multi-level marketing scheme.
alt.business.multi-level.scam   Fleecing people for fun and profit.
alt.business.multi-level.scam.scam.scam Fleecing people for fun and profit.
alt.business.offshore   About taxhaven/offshore/datahaven corporations & trusts.
alt.business.seminars   Business seminars.
alt.butt.harp           The ultimate hum job.
alt.butts               Cigarettes, guns, logs, casks, you name it.
alt.c64                 Use comp.sys.cbm instead.
alt.cable-tv.re-regulate        Debating regulation of cable television.
alt.cad                 Computer Aided Design.
alt.cad.autocad         CAD as practiced by customers of Autodesk.
alt.cad.cadkey          Cadkey, Datacad, and other Cadkey, Inc. products.
alt.california          The state and the state of mind.
alt.callahans           Callahan's bar for puns and fellowship.
alt.canadian.beaver     More from "Things that make you go, 'eh?'".
alt.captain.sarcastic   For the captain's minions.
alt.cardgame.magic      Use rec.games.trading-cards.magic.misc instead.
alt.cardgame.spellfire  TSR's SpellFire game.
alt.cars.ford-probe     "PROBE ME" --- actual Viriginia woman's license plate.
alt.cartoon.reboot      Don't like the current animation?  Ctl-alt-del.
alt.cascade             Art or litter, you decide.
alt.catastrophism       Look out below!
alt.caving              Spelunk.
alt.cd-rom              Discussions of optical storage media.
alt.cd-rom.reviews      Reviews of various published things available on CD-ROM.
alt.celebrities         Famous people and their sycophants.
alt.cellular            Cellular telephone technology.
alt.cellular.gsm        About GSM mobile phones.
alt.censorship          Discussion about restricting speech/press.
alt.cereal              Breakfast cereals and their (m)ilk.
alt.cesium              College Educated Students in Universal Mainland.
alt.chaos               Chaos, concepts, physics, theory, and mathematics.
alt.charlie.rules.rules.rules   I always thought Charlie Brown was a loser.
alt.cheese              This is cheezy.
alt.chess.ics           The Internet Chess Server @valkyries.andrew.cmu.edu.
alt.child-support       Raising children in a split family.
alt.childcare           Non-parental child care.  See also misc.kids.*.
alt.chinchilla          The nature of chinchilla farming in America today.
alt.chinese.computing   Discussion group for Chinese computing.
alt.chinese.fengshui    The aesthete of location, Chinese-style.
alt.chinese.story       Telling stories in the Chinese language.
alt.chinese.text        Postings in Chinese; Chinese language software.
alt.chinese.text.big5   Posting in Chinese[BIG 5].
alt.chinese.text.hz     Posting in Chinese[HZ].
alt.chips.salt-n-vinegar        People fond of salt and vinegar potato chips.
alt.christnet           Gathering place for Christian ministers and users.
alt.christnet.bible     Bible discussion and research.
alt.christnet.christianlife     How to live what Christians believe.
alt.christnet.ethics    Ethics in the Chrisitian value system.
alt.christnet.evangelical       Some aspect of evangelism.
alt.christnet.hypocrisy "Vengeance is mine!" sayeth jfurr.
alt.christnet.nudism    Stripping in the name of the Lord.
alt.christnet.philosophy        Philosophical implications of Christianity.
alt.christnet.prayer    Prayer in the lives of Christians.
alt.christnet.second-coming.real-soon-now       It could happen.
alt.christnet.sex       Some of them still do that, you know.
alt.christnet.theology  The distinctives of God of Christian theology.
alt.circumcision        Excuse me, you dropped something.
alt.circus.arts         Group for sharing and discussing circus arts.
alt.citadel.alumni      The Citadel (S.C.) Alumni.
alt.clearing.technology Traumatic Incident Reduction and Clearing.
alt.clerks              The Counter Culture.
alt.clothes.designer    The discussion of designer clothes.
alt.clothes.designer.versace    Clothing styles by Versace.
alt.clothing.lingerie   The special secrets under wraps.
alt.clothing.sneakers   Sports, casual, collection, or just one pair.
alt.club.merlino        The "La Grotta di Merlino" club.
alt.clueless            I have no idea how to describe this group.
alt.co-evolution        The Whole Earth Review and associated lifestyles.
alt.co-ops              Discussion about co-operatives.
alt.cobol               Relationship between programming and stone axes.
alt.coffee              Another group worshipping caffeine.
alt.collecting.8-track-tapes    Fans of the endless loop cartridge.
alt.collecting.autographs       WOW! You got Pete Rose's? What about Kibo's?
alt.collecting.barbie   Use rec.collecting.dolls instead. (Moderated)
alt.collecting.pens-pencils     Pen & pencil collecting.
alt.collecting.sports-figures   Discussion of sports-related figures.
alt.collecting.teddy-bears      Collecting stuffed toy bears.
alt.college.college-bowl        Discussions of the College Bowl competition.
alt.college.food        Dining halls, cafeterias, mystery meat, and more.
alt.college.fraternities        College and university fraternities.
alt.college.fraternities.dlta-sigma-phi Delta Sigma Phi.
alt.college.fraternities.sigma-pi       Sigma Pi: A fellowship of kindred minds.
alt.college.sororities  College and university sororities.
alt.college.tunnels     Tunnelling beneath the campuses.
alt.college.us          Is that "us" as in "U. S.", or do you just mean y'all?
alt.comedy.air-farce    Royal Canadian Air Farce.
alt.comedy.british      Discussion of British comedy in a variety of media.
alt.comedy.british.blackadder   The Black Adder programme.
alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre        Firesign Theatre in all its flaming glory.
alt.comedy.improvisation        Group improvisational comedies.
alt.comedy.laurel-hardy The Laurel and Hardy comedy team.
alt.comedy.marx-bros    Why a duck?
alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges  Hey, Mo!
alt.comedy.standup      Discussion of stand-up comedy and comedians.
alt.comedy.vaudeville   Vaudeville and its descendants.
alt.comics.2000ad       Discussing British comic 2000AD and related issues.
alt.comics.alan-moore   Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
alt.comics.alternative  You could try a book without pictures, for example.
alt.comics.batman       Marketing mania.
alt.comics.classic      For the discussion of golden and silver age comic books.
alt.comics.dilbert      Scott Adams's intrepid engineer.
alt.comics.elfquest     W & R Pini's ElfQuest series.
alt.comics.fan-fiction  Original works using existing comic characters.
alt.comics.image        What would a comic be without an image?
alt.comics.lnh          Interactive net.madness in the superhero genre.
alt.comics.peanuts      For the discussion of the Peanuts comic strip.
alt.comics.superman     No one knows it is also alt.clark.kent.
alt.community.intentional       Some spinoff from alt.co-ops.
alt.community.local-money       LETS and other local money systems.
alt.comp.acad-freedom.news      Academic freedom issues related to computers. (Moderated)
alt.comp.acad-freedom.talk      Academic freedom issues related to computers.
alt.comp.blind-users    Computer technology for the visually impaired.
alt.comp.compression    Use comp.compression instead.
alt.comp.databases.xbase.clipper        Use comp.lang.clipper instead.
alt.comp.freeware       Free software that was intended to be free.
alt.comp.hardware.homebuilt     Designing devious devices in the den.
alt.comp.hardware.homedesigned  Computer hardware designed at home.
alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt  Building your PC from motherboards and cards.
alt.comp.lang.borland-delphi    Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.asus ASUS motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.elitegroup   Elitegroup motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.supermicro   Supermicro motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.tyan Tyan motherboards.
alt.comp.pheriphs.mainboard.supermicro  Use alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.supermicro.
alt.comp.shareware      "Try Before You Buy" software marketing.
alt.comp.shareware.authors      People who write "Try Before You Buy".
alt.comp.shareware.for-kids     "Try Before You Buy" for children.
alt.comp.shareware.programmer   People who write "Try Before You Buy".
alt.comp.sys.palmtops.hp        Hewlett Packard palmtop machines.
alt.comp.sys.palmtops.pilot     Discussion of USR/Palm PILOT series.
alt.comp.tandem-users   Users of Tandem computers.
alt.comp.virus          An unmoderated forum for discussing viruses.
alt.comp.virus.source.code      The source code to various virii.
alt.computer.consultants        The business of consulting about computers.
alt.computer.consultants.ads    Soliciting for computer consultants.
alt.computer.consultants.moderated      Posts about computer consulting. (Moderated)
alt.computer.drivers.wanted     I hate to drive it, it gets such lousy mileage.
alt.computer.workshop.live      Interactive TV.
alt.config              Alternative subnet discussions and connectivity.
alt.consciousness       Use sci.psychology.consciousness instead.
alt.consciousness.4th-way       The Fourth Way, Gurdjieff, Ouspensky.
alt.consciousness.jancox        Jan Cox's view of consciousness.
alt.consciousness.mysticism     The quest for ultimate reality.
alt.consciousness.near-death-exp        Discussion of near-death experiences.
alt.consciousness.slyman        G.I. Gurdjieff's 4th Way presentation. (Moderated)
alt.conspiracy          Be paranoid -- they're out to get you.
alt.conspiracy.antichrist       Will Spencer does not assume responsibility.
alt.conspiracy.area51   The US Government has a secret they're not telling you.
alt.conspiracy.jfk      The Kennedy assassination.
alt.conspiracy.jfk.moderated    JFK assassination conspiracy discussion. (Moderated)
alt.conspiracy.netcom   Evil Empire / Gribbit.
alt.construction        The construction industry. See also alt.pave.the.earth.
alt.consumers.experiences       Use misc.consumers instead.
alt.consumers.free-stuff        Free offers and how to take advantage of them.
alt.consumers.sweepstakes       You may have already won!
alt.control.test.test.test      It worked.worked.worked, idjit.
alt.cookies.yum.yum.yum Use rec.food.baking instead.
alt.cooking-chat        Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.corel.graphics      The PClone package Corel Draw & related products.
alt.corn.sucks-polenta.rules-do.the.butt.dance-man      No description.
alt.corporate.accountability    Use alt.business.accountability instead.
alt.cosuard             Sysops against rate discrimination.
alt.coupons             /koo pahns/, not /kew pahns/.  Try it.
alt.cows.are.nice       Except when you put on the nipple clamps.
alt.cows.moo.moo.moo    Like cows would cluck or something.
alt.crackers            Snack food in little bits or big bytes.
alt.cracks              Heavy toolbelt wearers of the world, unite.
alt.crafts.plastic-canvas       Using plastic and canvas in artful creations.
alt.crafts.professional Professional craftsmen.
alt.creative-cook       Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.crime               Crime in general, not just the crimes in alt.*.
alt.cuddle              What cows do with their food; should be alt.cows.cuddle.
alt.cult-movies         Movies with a cult following.
alt.cult-movies.alien   The Alien series of films.
alt.cult-movies.evil-deads      The Evil Dead movie series.
alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror    Virgin!  Virgin!  Virgin!  Virgin!
alt.cult.nudism         Crackpots in the nudist movement.
alt.culture.alaska      Is this where the ice weasels come from?
alt.culture.argentina   Use soc.culture.argentina instead.
alt.culture.austrian    Use soc.culture.austria instead.
alt.culture.beaches     Surf's up!
alt.culture.bullfight   To understand and appreciate the bullfight.
alt.culture.cajun       Cajun culture, history, genealogy, events.
alt.culture.egyptian    Use soc.culture.egyptian instead.
alt.culture.gard-trask  The Legend of Gardner Trask III.
alt.culture.hawaii      Ua Mau Ke Ea O Ka 'Aina I Ka Pono.
alt.culture.indonesia   Use soc.culture.indonesia instead.
alt.culture.internet    The culture(s) of the Internet.
alt.culture.jesse-garon 'Jesse Garon', The GoldenBoy of USENET.
alt.culture.jollyroger  Conservative pirates of the Western Soul.
alt.culture.karnataka   Culture and language of the Indian state of Karnataka.
alt.culture.kerala      Use soc.culture.indian.kerala instead.
alt.culture.knights     The lives of the knighthood.
alt.culture.kuwait      Use soc.culture.kuwait instead.
alt.culture.military-brats      We learned to walk in Army bootees.
alt.culture.net-viking  Norsemen on the net.
alt.culture.ny-upstate  New York State, above Westchester.
alt.culture.ny.upstate  Use alt.culture.ny-upstate instead.
alt.culture.openair-market      Discussing open air markets around the world.
alt.culture.oregon      Discussion about the state of Oregon.
alt.culture.saudi       The life and times of the people of Saudi Arabia.
alt.culture.somalia     Use soc.culture.somalia instead.
alt.culture.tamil       Use soc.culture.tamil instead.
alt.culture.us.1960s    Discussion of 1960s culture in the US and abroad.
alt.culture.us.1970s    At least pick a _good_ decade to be stuck in the past.
alt.culture.us.1980s    The Me Decade.
alt.culture.us.asian-indian     Asian Indians in the US and Canada.
alt.culture.us.southwest        Basking in the sun of the US's lower left.
alt.culture.usenet      A self-referential oxymoron.
alt.culture.virtual.oceania     Oceania project discussion and news. (Moderated)
alt.culture.www         World Wide Web culture.
alt.current-events.blizzard-of-93       The terrible blizzard of 1793.
alt.current-events.bosnia       The strife of Bosnia-Herzegovina.
alt.current-events.clinton.whitewater   The Clinton Whitewater Scandle.
alt.current-events.haiti        News about Haiti.
alt.current-events.net-abuse    Use news.admin.net-abuse.misc instead.
alt.current-events.russia       Current happenings in Russia.
alt.current-events.ukraine      Current and fast paced Ukrainian events.
alt.current-events.usa  What's new in the United States.
alt.cyberangels         The Guardian Angels try to rescue the net from itself.
alt.cybercafes          Cyber/Computer/Internet Cafes or Coffeeshops.
alt.cyberpunk           High-tech low-life.
alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo  Literary virtual reality in a cyberpunk hangout.
alt.cyberpunk.movement  A little laxative might help.
alt.cyberpunk.tech      Cyberspace and Cyberpunk technology.
alt.cyberspace          Cyberspace and how it should work.
alt.cyberspace.rebels   Tough individualists on the net.
alt.cynicism            Bitter on the outside, idealistic on the inside!
alt.dads-rights         Rights of fathers. (Moderated)
alt.dads-rights.unmoderated     Unhindered discussion of the rights of fathers.
alt.david               Where have you gone, Michaelangelo?
alt.dcom.slip-emulators Pseudo-SLIP/PPP with shell accounts. TIA, SLAP, etc.
alt.dcom.telecom        Unmoderated discussion of telecommunications technology.
alt.dead.porn.stars     ... and the diseases that killed them, next on Geraldo.
alt.dear.whitehouse     When Hints from Heloise aren't enough.
alt.depressed.as.fuck   How depressed is a fuck?
alt.desert-storm        Continuing proof that alt groups never die.
alt.design.graphics     Discussion of graphics design.
alt.design.product      Product design.
alt.destroy.microsoft   Do it, and do it NOW!
alt.destroy.the.earth   Please leave the light on when you leave.
alt.destroy.the.internet        Demons in the wire.
alt.dev.null            The ultimate in moderated newsgroups. (Moderated)
alt.devilbunnies        Probably better left undescribed.
alt.disasters.aviation  Plane Lands Safely at Airfield, Film at 11.
alt.disasters.misc      General discussion of disaster issues.
alt.discordia           All hail Eris, etc.
alt.discrimination      Quotas, affirmative action, bigotry, persecution.
alt.disney              Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.disney.collecting   Use rec.arts.disney.merchandise instead.
alt.disney.criticism    Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.disney.disneyland   Use rec.arts.disney.parks instead.
alt.disney.secrets      Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.divination          Divination techniques (e.g., I Ching, Tarot, runes).
alt.dont.get.even.get.odd       Oddball insomniacs.
alt.doobry              No description.
alt.dragons-inn         Breathing fire tends to make one very thirsty.
alt.dreams              What do they mean?
alt.dreams.castaneda    The dreaming techniques of Carlos Castaneda.
alt.dreams.lucid        What do they _really_ mean?
alt.drinks.kool-aid     Beverage break on the Information Superhighway.
alt.drinks.snapple      Made from the Best Stuff on Earth.
alt.drugs               Use rec.drugs.misc instead.
alt.drugs.caffeine      All about the world's most-used stimulant drug.
alt.drugs.chemistry     Discussion of drug chemistry and synthesis.
alt.drugs.culture       Entertainment while under the influence.
alt.drugs.hard          Heroin, cocaine, and friends.
alt.drugs.leri          I'm a little leary of drugs too.
alt.drugs.melatonin     The hormone Melatonin.
alt.drugs.pot           Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
alt.drugs.pot.cultivation       Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
alt.drugs.psychedelics  Use rec.drugs.psychedelic instead.
alt.drugs.usenet        Repeatedly pushing the button for a fix.
alt.drumcorps           Use rec.arts.marching.drumcorps instead.
alt.drunken.bastards    Peeing in the potted plants.
alt.drwho.creative      Writing about long scarves and time machines.
alt.dss                 Discussion of the new Digital Satellite Systems.
alt.duck.quack.quack.quack      It looks like a duck, but it's an alt group.
alt.dumpster            Oscar has always wanted a roomier place.
alt.dur.general         Durge chatter.
alt.earth.crisis        Use talk.environment instead.
alt.education           Use the misc.education groups instead.
alt.education.alternative       School doesn't have to suck!
alt.education.bangkok   The Bangkok distance education project.
alt.education.disabled  Education for people with physical/mental disabilities.
alt.education.distance  Learning from teachers who are far away.
alt.education.email-project     The email project for teaching English.
alt.education.higher.stu-affairs        Student Affairs principles & practices.
alt.education.home-school.christian     Christian home-schoolers. (Moderated)
alt.education.ib        The International Baccalaureate Diploma Program.
alt.education.nontrad-degree    Alternative postsecondary degree programs.
alt.education.research  Studying about studying.
alt.elvis.king          Fat and dead, too.  Pretty useless king.
alt.emusic              Ethnic, exotic, electronic, elaborate, etc, music.
alt.energy.homepower    Home Power/Home-Made Power for Off-Grid Living.
alt.energy.renewable    Fueling ourselves without depleting everything.
alt.engineering.electrical      Discussing electrical engineering.
alt.engr.explosives     BOOM.
alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die   We just can't get enough of him.
alt.etext               Texts made available for electronic redistribution.
alt.eunuchs.questions   Did it hurt?
alt.evil                Tales from the dark side.
alt.exotic-music        Exotic music discussions.
alt.ezines              Electronically published mini-magazines.
alt.fairs.renaissance   Discussions of Renaissance faires and festivals.
alt.fan.actors          Discussion of actors, male and female.
alt.fan.actors.dead     Discussion of dead actors, male and female.
alt.fan.addams.wednesday        She's deadpan and she's homicidal.
alt.fan.aimee-lortskel  No description.
alt.fan.alan-keyes      No description.
alt.fan.alyssa-milano   Who's the Boss?  Now who's naked on your screen?
alt.fan.art-bell        For fans of old AT&T logos.
alt.fan.asprin          I'm fond of buffered analgesics. Robert Lynn Asprin too.
alt.fan.authors.stephen-king    Modern master of the spooky story.
alt.fan.barbra.streisand        Bahbrah!
alt.fan.barry-manilow   Discussion group for fans of Barry Manilow.
alt.fan.bgcrisis        Priss, the Replicants, the ADP and Bubblegum Crisis.
alt.fan.bill-gates      Fans of the original micro-softie.
alt.fan.bill-nye        The Science Guy.
alt.fan.bill.cheek      ?
alt.fan.blade-runner    The movie Blade Runner.
alt.fan.blues-brothers  Jake & Elwood ride again!
alt.fan.bob-dole        Finally, someone who makes Al Gore look lively.
alt.fan.bob-larson      No description.
alt.fan.brad-pitt       A young actor the women seem to be crazy about.
alt.fan.british-accent  "Oooh, he just sounds soooo cool!  *Giggle*!"
alt.fan.british-actors  Male and female actors from Great Britain.
alt.fan.bruce-campbell  From the Evil Dead to Brisco County, Jr.
alt.fan.camille-paglia  Amy Fisher would understand.
alt.fan.capt-beefheart  Some musician guy I've never heard of.
alt.fan.cecil-adams     The brother Douglas Adams never talks about.
alt.fan.cfny            A Toronto-area radio station.
alt.fan.chris-elliott   Get a Life, you Letterman flunky.
alt.fan.cock-sucking    Fans of felatio.
alt.fan.conan-obrien    Late Night with a big red pompadour.
alt.fan.courtney-love   The Notorious Courtney Love.
alt.fan.crispin-glover  Discussion of actor Crispin Glover.
alt.fan.dan-quayle      For discussion of a past US Vice President.
alt.fan.daphnes-corner  Because the good Doc says I can't.
alt.fan.dave_barry      Electronic fan club for humorist Dave Barry.
alt.fan.david-bowie     The man who fell to earth.
alt.fan.david-cassidy   Conversation about David Cassidy by fans.
alt.fan.debbie.gibson   Thwarter of the supervillain Tiffany.
alt.fan.dejanews        The Usenet search engine at http://www.dejanews.com.
alt.fan.dennis-miller   Comedian Dennis Miller.
alt.fan.depeche-mode    A pop music group.
alt.fan.devo            Funny hats do not a band make.
alt.fan.dice-man        7?  11?  Crap personified.
alt.fan.dirk-pitt       Discussion of the Dirk Pitt series by Clive Cussler.
alt.fan.dirty-whores    Group for fans of dirty whores like Kathy-Jo Kramer.
alt.fan.disney.afternoon        Disney Afternoon characters & shows.
alt.fan.disney.gargoyles        The Gargoyles animated series.
alt.fan.doc-savage      The Man of Bronze.
alt.fan.doctor.bashir.grind.thrust.drool        Lustful fanboys.
alt.fan.don-imus        Fans of radio host Imus.
alt.fan.don-n-mike      Two radio guys.
alt.fan.don.no-soul.simmons     Of "Amazon Women On The Moon" fame.
alt.fan.douglas-adams   Author of "The Meaning of Liff", & other fine works.
alt.fan.dr-pepper       Dr. Pepper -- Love him or hate him.
alt.fan.dragonlance     Please ignore if group exists on your site.
alt.fan.dragons         People just love automobiles at Pennsic.
alt.fan.drew-barrymore  Now called "alt.fan.alicia-slvrstone".
alt.fan.drmellow        A place to worship Dr. Mellow.
alt.fan.dune            Herbert's drinking buddies.
alt.fan.e-t-b           The ever exotic ramblings of Eli-the-Bearded.
alt.fan.eddie-izzard    Discussing Eddie Izzard, etc.
alt.fan.eddings         The works of writer David Eddings.
alt.fan.elite           Maker of Supermodels.
alt.fan.elton-john      The music and antics of Elton John.
alt.fan.elvis-costello  Fans of the singer Elvis Costello.
alt.fan.elvis-presley   The late, great Elvis the Pelvis.
alt.fan.enya            Use alt.music.enya instead.
alt.fan.eric-cantona    No description.
alt.fan.frank-zappa     Is that a Sears poncho?
alt.fan.furry           Fans of funny animals, ala Steve Gallacci's book.
alt.fan.furry.muck      FurryMUCK and other anthropomorphic MU*s.
alt.fan.g-gordon-liddy  Crime does pay, or we wouldn't have so much of it.
alt.fan.gene-scott      Some TV preacher and horsebreeder.
alt.fan.goons           Careful Neddy, it's that dastardly Moriarty again.
alt.fan.greaseman       Fans of Doug Tracht, the DJ.
alt.fan.greg-kinnear    The host of "TalkSoup" on the E! Entertainment Channel.
alt.fan.harlan-ellison  For the discussion of the works of Harlan Ellison.
alt.fan.harrison-ford   From Blade Runner to Indian Jones to Clancy stories.
alt.fan.hawaii-five-o   Book 'em, Dano.
alt.fan.head-librarian  Love them horn rimmed glasses, baby.
alt.fan.hedgehog        For discussion of hedgehogs and thier fandom.
alt.fan.heinlein        Fans of SF author Robert Heinlein grok this group.
alt.fan.hello-kitty     I have no damn mouth!
alt.fan.henry-rollins   Fans of the Henry Rollins Band.  Mother!
alt.fan.hofstadter      Douglas Hofstadter and Godel, Escher, Bach.
alt.fan.holmes          Elementary, my dear Watson.  Like he ever said that.
alt.fan.howard-stern    Fans of the abrasive radio & TV personality.
alt.fan.howard-stern.fartman    The movie, "The Adventures of Fartman."
alt.fan.ivor-cutler     Jammy Smears, Life in a Scotch Sitting Room, etc.
alt.fan.jai-maharaj     A contributor to alt.astrology and soc.culture.indian.
alt.fan.james-bond      On his Majesty's Secret Service (& secret linen too).
alt.fan.jay-leno        Fans of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
alt.fan.jello-biafra    The Dead Kennedys' lead singer.
alt.fan.jen-aniston     Discussing the popular "Friends" star.
alt.fan.jenny-mccarthy  Playmate & sitcom starlet.
alt.fan.jerky-boys      Phone Pranks 'r' Us.
alt.fan.jesus-christ    Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication.
alt.fan.jim-carrey      Wild and wacky comedian Jame Carrey.
alt.fan.jim-rome        For the discussion of the 'Huge One'.
alt.fan.jim-rose        A circus sideshow performer.
alt.fan.jimi-hendrix    Fans of the late-great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett   A white sports coat and a pink crustacean.
alt.fan.joe-crummy      No description.
alt.fan.joel-furr       Joel Furr.
alt.fan.john-denver     Please, take him home to the place where he belongs.
alt.fan.john-winston    The future people speak.
alt.fan.john.mackey     ?
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose        Forget the rest of him, ya gotta love the nose.
alt.fan.karla-homolka   Why are there so few hot, exhibitionist, S&M women?
alt.fan.kate-moss       Anything about Kate Moss, famous waifish model.
alt.fan.kathy-jo        Fans of Kathy-Jo Kramer.
alt.fan.keanu-reeves    People who love Keanu Reeves, in all his blandness.
alt.fan.kia-mennie      For the sycophantic hordes.
alt.fan.kieran-snyder   Discussion of Kieran Snyder's life and work.
alt.fan.kinks           Come Dancing.
alt.fan.kroq            LA radio station KROQ, FM 106.7.  Great monster name.
alt.fan.landmark        What is The Forum ?
alt.fan.laurie.anderson Will it be a music concert or a lecture this time?
alt.fan.lemurs          Little critters with BIG eyes.
alt.fan.letterman       One of the top 10 reasons to get the alt groups.
alt.fan.letterman.top-ten       Top Ten lists from the Letterman show. (Moderated)
alt.fan.lion-king       Discussion of Disney's "The Lion King".
alt.fan.liz-phair       No description.
alt.fan.madonna         Nice tits, eh... And how about that puppy?
alt.fan.major.kira.pant.pant.pant       Fanboys fall for female.
alt.fan.mandy-patinkin  No description.
alt.fan.marcia-clark    No one would know her, but she prosecutes O.J. Simpson.
alt.fan.mark-brian      Discussion of the Mark & Brian radio program.
alt.fan.meg-ryan        For the general discussion of Meg Ryan and all her work.
alt.fan.mel-brooks      Comedic great Mel Brooks.
alt.fan.michael-biehn   Discussing the actor Michael Biehn.
alt.fan.michael-bolton  Fear for his bad hair days.
alt.fan.michaela.strachan       British children's TV presenter.
alt.fan.mike-jittlov    Electronic fan club for animator Mike Jittlov.
alt.fan.monty-python    Electronic fan club for those wacky Brits.
alt.fan.moxy.fruvous    angelm@rpi.edu's favorite music group, moxy fruvous.
alt.fan.mozilla         Discussions of Netscape's WWW browser Mozilla.
alt.fan.mr-kfi          Fans of the "dopest, freshest homeboy" on KFI.
alt.fan.mst3k           I thought people hated jerks who talked in theatres.
alt.fan.muchmusic       Canadian answer to MTV.
alt.fan.naked-guy       Discussing Andrew Martinez - the Naked Guy at Berkeley.
alt.fan.nathan.brazil   The Well of Souls and all things Markovian.
alt.fan.neil-gaiman     No description.
alt.fan.newt-gingrich   Conservatives return with a vengence.
alt.fan.nicki-lewis     UK model and Internet Cyberfemale, Nicki Lewis.
alt.fan.nikita-borisov  Long live Nikita!
alt.fan.ninja-turtles   Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons, comics, etc.
alt.fan.noam-chomsky    Noam Chomsky's writings and opinions.
alt.fan.oingo-boingo    Have you ever played ping pong in Pago Pago?
alt.fan.oj-simpson      Juice! Juice! Juice!
alt.fan.ok-soda         It's not that good, it's just OK.
alt.fan.oksana-bayul.small-tits People not impressed with Oksana Bayul's figure.
alt.fan.oksana.bayul    Another figure skater fan group.
alt.fan.pam-anderson    Playmate and Baywatch lifeguard.
alt.fan.pamwatch        The official group of playmate Pamela Lee's fan club.
alt.fan.patricia        Miscellaneous Patricia Nieuwendijk discussion.
alt.fan.penn-n-teller   The magicians Penn Jillette & Teller.
alt.fan.pern            Anne McCaffery's SF oeuvre.
alt.fan.peter-david     No description.
alt.fan.philip-dick     Philip K. Dick, writer.
alt.fan.philippa.forrester      British children's TV presenter.
alt.fan.phoebe-cates    Princess Caraboo.
alt.fan.piers           Like alt.fan.piers-anthony, but for anyone named Piers.
alt.fan.piers-anthony   For fans of the s-f author Piers Anthony.
alt.fan.pj-orourke      P.J. O'Rourke's dramatic displays.
alt.fan.pooh            Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet too.
alt.fan.power-rangers   Discussion of important Power Rangers facts.
alt.fan.pratchett       For fans of Terry Pratchett, s-f humor writer.
alt.fan.pratchett.announce      Announcements about pubic wigs & book signings. (Moderated)
alt.fan.pratchett.bofh  The Death of Lusers.
alt.fan.publius         Julius will be so jealous.
alt.fan.q               Omnipotent being from either Star Trek or James Bond.
alt.fan.r-takahashi     No description.
alt.fan.red.green       Possum Lodge happenings.
alt.fan.ren-and-stimpy  For folks who couldn't find alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy.
alt.fan.ricci.christina Fans of actress Christina Ricci.
alt.fan.rich-conaty     WQEW's The Big Broadcast and its host Rich Conaty.
alt.fan.richard-nixon   Even people who are not crooks die.
alt.fan.robert-jordan   Baseball's most popular minor leaguer.
alt.fan.robotech        Discussing all things relating to Robotech.
alt.fan.ronald-reagan   Jellybeans and all.
alt.fan.rowan-atkinson  Fan discussion of the actor/comic/writer/engineer.
alt.fan.rumpole         Rumpole of the Bailey.
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh   Derogation of others for fun and profit.
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.tv-show   Rush's television programme.
alt.fan.sailor-moon     Sailor Moon animation, manga, and merchandise.
alt.fan.sam-raimi       Fans of the talented horror/comedy movies director.
alt.fan.samantha-fox    For fans of the famous Page 3 Girl/pop singer.
alt.fan.sandra-bullock  The Speed'ing babe from Arlington VA.
alt.fan.sandra-bullock.binaries Use alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities instead.
alt.fan.schwarzenegger  Ahrnold, MacArthur at twice the mass.
alt.fan.shostakovich    Fans of the music of Shostakovich.
alt.fan.skinny          Fat fetishes have no place here.
alt.fan.snopes          Stuff about snopes.
alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog  Sega's spinning blue hero.
alt.fan.space-ghost     A cartoon revived from the 1960s.
alt.fan.spalding-gray   Actor, author, performance artist, and monologist.
alt.fan.speedbump       Slowing down traffic.
alt.fan.spinal-tap      The newsgroup that goes to 11.
alt.fan.starwars        George Lucas's Star Wars.
alt.fan.steve-winter    The Rev. Steve Winter and his tactics.
alt.fan.sting           See alt.sex.bestiality.with-bees.
alt.fan.surak           That wild and crazy Vulcan.
alt.fan.tank-girl       No, she doesn't make noises like a squirrel.  Really.
alt.fan.tarantino       Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino.
alt.fan.teen.idols      Boys and men that teenagers worship.
alt.fan.teen.starlets   Girls and women that teenagers worship.
alt.fan.the-bob         No, not just any Bob -- _THE_ Bob.
alt.fan.tito            No description.
alt.fan.tolkien         Mortal Men doomed to die.
alt.fan.tom-clancy      Use alt.books.tom-clancy instead.
alt.fan.tom-leykis      Some guy.
alt.fan.tom-robbins     31 flavours for readers.
alt.fan.tonya-harding.whack.whack.whack Someone get this chick a colorist!
alt.fan.traci-lords     A teenage porn star whose trying to get respect.
alt.fan.u2              The Irish rock band U2.
alt.fan.unabomber       Fans of the mystical and awe-inspiring UNABOMBER.
alt.fan.velocity.girl   The band Velocity Girl.
alt.fan.warlord         The War Lord of the West Preservation Fan Club.
alt.fan.wedge           Standing by, red 2.
alt.fan.wednesday       Happy, happy hump day.
alt.fan.winona-ryder    Generation X's gorgeous, elfin, brainy, goddess actress.
alt.fan.wodehouse       Discussion of the works of humour author P.G. Wodehouse.
alt.fan.woody-allen     The diminutive neurotic.
alt.fan.zoogz-rift      Groovy rock star & manager of pro wrestlers.
alt.fandom.cons         Announcements of conventions (SciFi and others).
alt.fandom.misc         General topics of fandom.
alt.fantasy.conan       People dreaming about O'Brien.
alt.fashion             All facets of the fasion industry discussed.
alt.fax                 Use comp.dcom.fax instead.
alt.feminazis           For people who hate radical feminists.
alt.feminism            Use soc.feminism instead.
alt.feminism.individualism      Discussions about feminism and individualism.
alt.fiesta-bowl.irish   Multiculturalism invades the Emerald isle.
alt.filesystems.afs     The Andrew Filesystem.
alt.fishing             Use rec.outdoors.fishing instead.
alt.flame               Alternative, literate, pithy, succinct screaming.
alt.flame.abortion      Use talk.abortion instead.
alt.flame.airlines      Problems and complaints with the airlines.
alt.flame.football.notre-dame   Flames directed towards Notre Dame football.
alt.flame.james.ngygook No description.
alt.flame.jay-stevens   No description.
alt.flame.jesus.christ  Looking for the Ultimate Flame in return.
alt.flame.nerds.jn      No description.
alt.flame.niggers       The disgustng spectacle of racial hatred.
alt.flame.rush-limbaugh The opposition's version of alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.
alt.flame.spelling      USENET's favourite fallacious argoomint.
alt.flame.tcs.die.die.die       Stupid TCS, Babylon 5 at 2am?
alt.flamenet            FlameNet the Newsgroup!
alt.folklore.college    Collegiate humor.
alt.folklore.computer   Use alt.folklore.computer or comp.society.folklore.
alt.folklore.computers  Stories & anecdotes about computers (some true!).
alt.folklore.gemstones  Stories about minerals.
alt.folklore.ghost-stories      Boo!
alt.folklore.herbs      Discussion of all aspects of herbs and their uses.
alt.folklore.info       Current urban legends and other folklore. (Moderated)
alt.folklore.internet   Internet Myths and Legends.
alt.folklore.military   Military-oriented 'urban legends' and folklore.
alt.folklore.science    The folklore of science, not the science of folklore.
alt.folklore.suburban   Serious discussion of urban legends. (Moderated)
alt.folklore.urban      Urban legends, ala Jan Harold Brunvand.
alt.food                Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.food.barbecue       Barbecue, grilling and related subjects.
alt.food.chocolate      Aphrodisiac confections.
alt.food.cocacola       An American Classic.  Buy our nostalgic art.
alt.food.coffee         Black gold of another sort.  Colombian tea.
alt.food.dennys         Breakfast, all day and all night.
alt.food.fast-food      Fast food restaurants.
alt.food.fat-free       Very low fat foods; not necessarily about weight loss.
alt.food.grits          Ground hominy, germless.
alt.food.ice-cream      I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
alt.food.low-fat        Low fat diets, food, and cooking.
alt.food.mcdonalds      Carl Sagan's favourite burger place.
alt.food.pancakes       Fun with flapjacks.
alt.food.peeps          No description.
alt.food.pez            Never put one on your friend's knee at a recital.
alt.food.professionals  Fruit of the Loom.
alt.food.red-lobster    For the sea food lover in you.
alt.food.sushi          The ancient art of preparing raw fish.
alt.food.taco-bell      Make a run for the border.
alt.food.waffle-house   Not just for breakfast anymore.
alt.food.wine           All about wine, for oeneophiles.
alt.foot.fat-free       Like alt.food.fat-free, but for foot fetishists.
alt.foreplay            The alt.sex groups probably have useful tips about this.
alt.forsale             Use misc.forsale.misc instead.
alt.forsale.grandjunction       Items for sale and wanted in Grand Junction, CO.
alt.forsale.nutrition   Dietary items for sale and wanted.
alt.fractal-design.painter      Fractal Design's "Natural Media" painting.
alt.fractals            Use sci.fractals instead.
alt.frank.magazine      Great Canadian political satire.
alt.fraternity.sorority Discussions of fraternity/sorority life and issues.
alt.freaks              Rick James, we love you!
alt.freedom.of.information.act  All about the FOIA.
alt.freemasonry         Someone will build my basement for free?  Cool.
alt.freenet             Free access to computer networks.
alt.fun.with.luc        Luc has fun and likes cheese.
alt.future.millennium   The coming of 2000 (or 2001, if you're accurate).
alt.galactic-guide      Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Known Galaxy Project.
alt.gambling            Use rec.gambling instead.
alt.games               Use rec.games.misc instead.
alt.games.air-warrior   The Air Warrior combat computer game.
alt.games.apogee        A real high point in any gamer's day.
alt.games.atr.rpg       The Alternate Trek Reality showcase newsgroup.
alt.games.builder.dcgames       For Game Builders using DCGAMES.
alt.games.civnet        CivNet - Microprose's networked Civilization game.
alt.games.command-n-conq        Computer game Command & Conquer.
alt.games.command.and.conquer   Use alt.games.command-n-conq instead.
alt.games.cosmic-wimpout        A dice game popular in the computer crowd.
alt.games.dark-forces   Discussion of Star Wars related game.
alt.games.descent       Some game.
alt.games.dice          Roll the bones.
alt.games.doom          A really popular PC game.
alt.games.doom.announce Announcements about the PC game Doom. (Moderated)
alt.games.doom.ii       Ladies and Gentlemen, We are in Hell.  On Earth!
alt.games.doom.newplayers       Helping people new to a really popular PC game.
alt.games.down-economy  The game Down Economy. (Moderated)
alt.games.duke3d        Duke Nukem 3D.
alt.games.duke3d.binaries       Binaries for Duke3D.
alt.games.dune-ii.virgin-games  Virgin Games computer game Dune II.
alt.games.dust          Hints & discussion of Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.
alt.games.final-fantasy The Final Fantasy game.
alt.games.final-fantasy.rpg     Storytelling in the Final Fantasy universe.
alt.games.frp.dnd-util  Computer utilities for Dungeons and Dragons.
alt.games.frp.live-action       Use rec.games.frp.live-action instead.
alt.games.gb            The Galactic Bloodshed conquest game.
alt.games.heretic       No description.
alt.games.illuminati    It's just a game, isn't it?  Fnord.
alt.games.kali          Using an IPX emulator for the Internet to play games.
alt.games.ki            Use alt.games.killer-instinct instead.
alt.games.lynx          The Atari Lynx.
alt.games.marathon      Discussion of the Macintosh Sci-Fi game Marathon.
alt.games.mechwarrior2  Activision's Second Battletech Simulator.
alt.games.mk            Struggling in Mortal Kombat!
alt.games.mk.mk3        Mortal Kombat III.
alt.games.mornington.crescent   alt.games.mornington.cresent misspelt.
alt.games.mornington.cresent    You can't get there from here.
alt.games.mtrek         Multi-Trek, a multi-user Star Trek-like game.
alt.games.netrek.paradise       Discussion of the paradise version of netrek.
alt.games.riddler       Talk about games at http://www.riddler.com.
alt.games.sf2           The video game Street Fighter 2.
alt.games.torg          Gateway for TORG mailing list.
alt.games.upcoming-3d   Discussion and comparison of various upcoming 3-D games.
alt.games.vampire.the.masquerade        A World of Dark game.
alt.games.vampire.tremere       In-character roleplaying in the Clan Tremere.
alt.games.vga-planets   Discussion of Tim Wisseman's VGA Planets.
alt.games.video.classic Video games from before the mid-1980s.
alt.games.video.import.japanese Video games imported from Japan.
alt.games.warcraft      The craft of war: Orcs versus Humans.
alt.games.wc3           A sequel to the infamous Water Closet games.
alt.games.whitewolf     Discussion of WhiteWolf's line of gothic/horror RPGs.
alt.games.whitewolf.rage        Rage, White Wolf's trading card game.
alt.games.wing-commander        A flight simulation game.
alt.games.worms         The Team17 arcade/strategy game Worms.
alt.games.wrestling     Grappling, throwing, clenching and so on.
alt.games.xpilot        Discussion on all aspects of the X11 game Xpilot.
alt.games.xtrek         The networked game Xtrek.
alt.gathering.rainbow   For discussing the annual Rainbow Gathering.
alt.geek                To fulfill an observed need.
alt.genealogy           Use soc.genealogy.* instead.
alt.gnashing-teeth      Angry sales people.
alt.gnn.exodus          No description.
alt.go.go.nancy         Fans of ice skater Nancy Kerrigan.
alt.gobment.lones       Talk about the thousand points of blight.
alt.good.morning        Would you like coffee with that?
alt.good.news           A place for some news that's good news.
alt.gossip.royalty      Rumours plaguing the crown.
alt.gothic              The gothic movement: things mournful and dark.
alt.gothic.announce     Announcements relating to the Gothic subculture. (Moderated)
alt.gothic.fashion      Discussion on pointy boots, hair dye, and makeup tips!
alt.gourmand            Recipes & cooking info. (Moderated)
alt.government.abuse    About governmental abuses of its power.
alt.grad-student.tenured        Professional students.
alt.graffiti            The writing is on the wall.
alt.graphics            Use comp.graphics.* instead.
alt.graphics.pixutils   Discussion of pixmap utilities.
alt.great-lakes         Discussions of the Great Lakes and adjacent places.
alt.great.ass.paulina   Ditch Rick for these drooling fanboys.  Yah, right.
alt.grelb               Vanity newsgroup for net.personality Alan Bostick.
alt.guinea.pig.conspiracy       Rodents are massing for the Great Rebellion.
alt.guitar              You axed for it, you got it.
alt.guitar.amps         Discussion of guitar amplifiers.
alt.guitar.bass         Bass guitars.
alt.guitar.lap-pedal    Pedal steel guitar discussion group.
alt.guitar.tab          Discussions about guitar tablature music.
alt.hacker              No description.
alt.hackers             Descriptions of projects currently under development. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.discuss     A self-moderated hackers discussion group. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.groups      Discussion of various hacker groups.
alt.hackers.groups.moderated    Advanced hacking and related technology. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.malicious   The really bad guys -- don't take candy from them.
alt.hacking             Redundant with many other groups.
alt.hackintosh          Clever programming on Apple's Macintosh.
alt.ham-radio.packet    Use rec.radio.amateur.digital.misc instead.
alt.hangover            Pass the aspirin and a barrel of coffee.
alt.happy.birthday.to.me        Exploding egoism.
alt.hardcore            Like a peach.  Or the earth.
alt.healing.reiki       No description.
alt.health              Use sci.med.* or misc.health.* instead.
alt.health.ayurveda     Really old medicine from India.
alt.health.cfids-action Chronic Fatigue Snydrome Action Group. (Moderated)
alt.health.oxygen-therapy       Discussion of oxygen & ozone therapy.
alt.help.businesscalc   Business Calculus Support Group.
alt.hemp                It's about knot-tying with rope.  Knot!
alt.hemp.politics       Political issues surrounding marijuana.
alt.heraldry.sca        Use rec.heraldry instead.
alt.herpes.personals    People with herpes looking for companionship.
alt.hi.are.you.cute     Are there a lot of pathetic people on the net or what?
alt.hindu               The Hindu religion. (Moderated)
alt.history.living      A forum for discussing the hobby of living history.
alt.history.ocean-liners.titanic        Historic ocean liners: the Titantic.
alt.history.what-if     What would the net have been like without this group?
alt.holoworld.rpg       The Holoworld role-playing game.
alt.home-theater.marketplace    Home theater equipment wanted and for sale.
alt.home-theater.misc   Discussing all aspects of home theatre systems.
alt.home.repair         Bob Vila would love this group.
alt.homosexual          Same as alt.sex.homosexual.
alt.homosexual.lesbian  Use soc.women.lesbian-and-bi instead.
alt.horology            A group for the science of clocks and watches.
alt.horror              The horror genre.
alt.horror.creative     Original horror fiction, poems, pictures.
alt.horror.cthulhu      Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, Ctulhu, Ctulu, and the rest.
alt.horror.werewolves   They were wolves, now they're something to be wary of.
alt.hotrod              High speed automobiles. (Moderated)
alt.housing.nontrad     Communes, co-housing & alternative living arrangements.
alt.how-to              Do-it-yourself (DIY) topics.
alt.html                Use comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html instead.
alt.html.editors.webedit        Users of Kenn Nesbitt's WebEdit.
alt.html.webedit        Use alt.html.editors.webedit instead.
alt.human-brain         A delicacy in some corners of the planet.
alt.humor.best-of-usenet        What readers think is funniest in netnews. (Moderated)
alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d      Discussion of alt.humor.best-of-usenet posts.
alt.humor.bluesman      Humor from the 105th St. BluesMan's world.
alt.humor.puns          Not here.
alt.hvac                Heating, venting and air conditioning.
alt.hypertext           Discussion of hypertext -- uses, transport, etc.
alt.hypnosis            When you awaken, you will forget about this newsgroup.
alt.icelandic.waif.bjork.bjork.bjork    Ex-Sugarcubes - not the Swedish Chef.
alt.illuminati          See alt.cabal.  Fnord.
alt.image.medical       Medical image exchange discussions.
alt.immortal            Eventually makes you insult people around the universe.
alt.impeach.clinton     Some think he performs as though he is impeared.
alt.india.progressive   Progressive politics in the Indian sub-continent. (Moderated)
alt.individualism       Philosophies where individual rights are paramount.
alt.industrial          The Industrial Computing Society claimed this name.
alt.infertility         Discussion of infertility causes and treatments.
alt.internet            Try to find a better focused group than this.
alt.internet.access.wanted      "Oh. OK, how about just an MX record for now?"
alt.internet.commerce   Doing business on the Internet.
alt.internet.guru       Recognizing the people responsible for inet success.
alt.internet.i-box      Possibly about Spry's Internet in a Box package.
alt.internet.media-coverage     The coverage of the internet by the media.
alt.internet.services   Not available in the uucp world, even via email.
alt.internet.talk-radio Carl Malamud's Internet Talk Radio program.
alt.internet.talk.bizarre       Use talk.bizarre instead.
alt.inventors           People with new ideas.
alt.invest.penny-stocks Investing in low cost stocks.
alt.invest.real-estate  Use misc.invest.real-estate instead.
alt.irc                 Internet Relay Chat material.
alt.irc.announce        Announcements about Internet Relay Chat (IRC). (Moderated)
alt.irc.bots            Daemons on the Internet Relay Chat.
alt.irc.bots.eggdrop    Eggdrop IRC-Bot discussion/announcements.
alt.irc.channel.macintosh       See http://www.poundmac.org/ for details.
alt.irc.dalnet          The DALnet IRC network.
alt.irc.efnet           No description.
alt.irc.hottub          Discussion of the IRC channel #hottub.
alt.irc.ircii           IRC, the sequel.
alt.irc.mirc            Help and info on the IRC client mIRC.
alt.irc.questions       How-to questions for IRC (International Relay Chat).
alt.irc.ratsnest        Trivia game schedules, scores, and chat for #RatsNest.
alt.irc.recovery        Withdrawing from IRC overdose.
alt.irc.romance         Finding love on the Internet Relay Chat.
alt.irc.undernet        The alternative IRC.
alt.irs.class-action    Discussing a class-action suit against US's IRS.
alt.is                  Internet Services (defunct; fnord). (Moderated)
alt.is.doomed           If it's a sewer, let's treat it like one! (Moderated)
alt.is.too              The companion to alt.is -- too much foo. (Moderated)
alt.islam.sufism        Discussions of the mystical dimensions of Islam.
alt.japanese.misc       Use soc.culture.japan(.moderated) instead.
alt.japanese.text       Postings in Japanese; Japanese language software.
alt.jobs                Use misc.jobs.* instead.
alt.jobs.overseas       Overseas from where?  Use misc.jobs.* instead.
alt.jokes.limericks     There once was a group in alt.
alt.jokes.pentium       Playing with the problems plaguing Pentium.
alt.journalism          Shop talk by journalists and journalism students.
alt.journalism.criticism        I write, therefore I'm biased.
alt.journalism.freelance        Clearinghouse for freelance writers.
alt.journalism.gay-press        News from a homosexual viewpoint.
alt.journalism.gonzo    Hunter S. Thomspon's approach to reporting.
alt.journalism.moderated        The profession of journalism. (Moderated)
alt.journalism.music    Reporting on topics of music.
alt.journalism.newspapers       Writing in the newspaper industry.
alt.journalism.photo    The work of photo journalists.
alt.journalism.print    For newspaper, magazine and online reporters.
alt.journalism.students People studying to be journalists.
alt.jyotish             No description.
alt.kalbo               Bald guys of the world, unite!
alt.karen               Vanity group.
alt.ketchup             Whak* Whak* ...shake... Whak* Damn, all over my shirt.
alt.kids-talk           A place for the pre-college set on the net.
alt.kids-talk.penpals   Use soc.penpals instead.
alt.kill.the.whales     And fulfill the prophecy of Star Trek IV!
alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser       No description.
alt.landscape.architecture      Landscape design and planning.
alt.lang.asm            Assembly languages of various flavors.
alt.lang.basic          The Language That Would Not Die.
alt.lang.ca-realizer    The CA Realizer GUI programming environment.
alt.lang.delphi         Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
alt.language.urdu.poetry        Poetry in the Indic Urdu language.
alt.las-vegas.gambling  Paying the big price for entertainment in Las Vegas.
alt.lasers              Anything about laser technology.
alt.lawyers.sue.sue.sue Use misc.legal instead.
alt.lefthanders         How gauche.
alt.legend.king-arthur  Legends and history of Arthur, King of the Britons.
alt.lemmings            Rodents with a death wish.
alt.lesbian.feminist.poetry     Everyone has their niche.
alt.licker.store        Shops for people with oral fixations.
alt.life.afterlife      The warm light at end of the tunnel is a locomotive.
alt.life.internet       This may be the answer to "get a life" for some.
alt.life.sucks          Another whingy alt group.
alt.lifestyle.barefoot  Discussions related to going barefoot.
alt.litterbox           Use rec.pets.cats instead.
alt.locksmithing        You locked your keys in *where*?
alt.lotto.players       Gambling with the state as bookmaker.
alt.love                Created by someone who couldn't find alt.romance.
alt.lucky.w             Luck is benificent synchronicity (it sez here).
alt.lunatics            The Lunatics and any other perverts who like them.
alt.lycra               The WunderFabrik.
alt.mac.copy-protect.kdt-terminator     KDT and copy-protection for Macintosh. (Moderated)
alt.mac.games.binaries  Use alt.binaries.mac.games instead.
alt.machines.cnc        Discussing CNC Machine tools.
alt.mag.penthouse       Penthouse Magazine.
alt.mag.playboy         Four decades of appreciation or degradation. Your pick.
alt.magazine.2600hz     Spam free discussion of 2600 Magazine. (Moderated)
alt.magazines.pornographic      Use alt.sex.magazines instead.
alt.magic               For discussion about stage magic.
alt.magic.secrets       The Butler did it, with mirrors, to Colonel Mustard.
alt.magick              For discussion about supernatural arts.
alt.magick.chaos        Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards.
alt.magick.moderated    Serious discussion of magickal practices. (Moderated)
alt.magick.serious      People seriously into the occult.
alt.magick.sex          Pursuing spirituality through sexuality and vice versa.
alt.magick.sex.angst    No description.
alt.magick.tantra       Discussing tantric yoga and other esoteric practices.
alt.magick.tyagi        Magick as revealed by Mordred Nagasiva.
alt.magick.virtual-adepts       Not quite, but almost, an adept.
alt.make.money.fast     And piss off thousands of people even faster.
alt.malta               Yum, chocolate maltas are delicious.
alt.management.tech-support     No description.
alt.manga               Use rec.arts.manga instead.
alt.manufacturing.misc  All about manufacturing.
alt.marketplace.funky-stuff.forsale     No description.
alt.martial-arts.karate.shotokan        Discussions of shotokan karate.
alt.masonic.members     Freemasons.
alt.math.iams           Internet Amateur Mathematics Society. (Moderated)
alt.mcdonalds           Can I get fries with that?
alt.mechwarrior2        Use alt.games.mechwarrior2 instead.
alt.med.allergy         Helping people with allergies.
alt.med.cfs             Chronic Fatague Syndrome discussions. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.chat        Specific discussion about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.info        Information about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.open        Discussion about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.ems             Use misc.emerg-services instead.
alt.med.equipment       Discussion of medical equipment.
alt.med.fibromyalgia    Fibromyalgia Fibrositis List.
alt.med.veterinary      Veterinary medicine and animal health.
alt.medical.sales.jobs.offered  Jobs for medical industry salespeople.
alt.meditation          General discussion of meditation.
alt.meditation.moderated        Moderated disucssion of meditation. (Moderated)
alt.meditation.transcendental   Contemplation of states beyond the teeth.
alt.mega-ego.yonderboy  Cruel irony, indeed.
alt.memetics            The evolution of ideas in societies.
alt.mens-rights         We hold these truths to be self-evident.
alt.messianic           Messianic traditions.
alt.mexico              The people of Central America's largest nation.
alt.military.cadet      Preparing for the coming apocalypse.
alt.mind.bending        Discussion of MindBending Software releases.
alt.mindcontrol         Are you sure those thoughts are really your own?
alt.mining.recreational Digging rock as a hobby.
alt.mirc                Use alt.irc.mirc instead.
alt.misc                Use misc.misc instead.
alt.misc.forteana       Charles Fort, his books, and general weird happenings.
alt.missing-adults      Locating missing adults.
alt.missing-kids        Locating missing children.
alt.mobilehome          Aspects of living in mobile homes.
alt.models              Use rec.models.* instead.
alt.mof                 No description.
alt.motd                The messages of the day.
alt.motherjones         Mother Jones magazine.
alt.motorcycle.sportbike        Use rec.motorcycles.racing instead.
alt.motorcycles.harley  Use rec.motorcycles.harley instead.
alt.motss.bisexua-l     Use soc.bi instead.
alt.mountain-bike       Use rec.bicycles.off-road instead.
alt.movies.branagh-thmpsn       Films of Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson.
alt.movies.bruce-lee    Movie star & martial artist Bruce Lee & Jeet Kune Do.
alt.movies.chaplin      Discussion of Charlie Chaplin's life and art.
alt.movies.christian-bale       Actor Christian Bale.
alt.movies.cinematography       Use rec.arts.movies.production instead.
alt.movies.hitchcock    The films of Alfred Hitchcock.
alt.movies.independent  Films put out by independent producers.
alt.movies.indian       Films from India and the Indian subcontinent.
alt.movies.joe-vs-volcano       Fans discuss the movie Joe versus the Volcano.
alt.movies.kubrick      For the discussion of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
alt.movies.monster      Godzilla! The Wolfman! The Thing! Aiiieee!!
alt.movies.scorsese     Are you talking to me?  You think I'm funny?
alt.movies.silent       Shhhhhhhhhhh!
alt.movies.siskel+ebert Reviewing reviews from reviewers Siskel and Ebert.
alt.movies.spielberg    Films of blockbuster director Steven Spielberg.
alt.movies.terry-gilliam        Writer and director Terry Gilliam.
alt.movies.tim-burton   The brooding works of Tim Burton.
alt.movies.visual-effects       Discussion of visual f/x for movies and tv.
alt.msdos.batch         MS-DOS batch files.
alt.msdos.programmer    For the serious MS/DOS programmer (no forsale ads).
alt.mtv-sucks           Barry Manilow RUL3Z!
alt.mud                 Use rec.games.mud instead.
alt.mud.lp              Use rec.games.mud.lp instead.
alt.mud.majormud        Discussion of the MBBS mud.  Lots and lots of mud.
alt.mud.programming     Programming in text-based virtual reality environments.
alt.multimedia.director Macromedia Director.
alt.music.4-track       People who need to get out more often.
alt.music.4ad           Artists on the 4AD music label.
alt.music.a-cappella    Use rec.music.a-cappella instead.
alt.music.abba          Swedish pop.
alt.music.african       African music.
alt.music.alanis        Discussion of Alanis Morissette.
alt.music.alanis.morissette     Use alt.music.alanis instead.
alt.music.aliceinchains One of Seattle's finest.
alt.music.alternative   For groups having 2 or less Platinum-selling albums.
alt.music.alternative.female    Discussing alternative music by female artists.
alt.music.america       Discussion of the pop-rock group America.
alt.music.amy-grant     Discussion about Amy Grant and her music.
alt.music.arabic        Use rec.music.arabic instead.
alt.music.banana-truffle        Bananananana Truffle.
alt.music.band-director Band directors' forum.
alt.music.beach-boys    Use rec.music.artists.beach-boys instead.
alt.music.beastie-boys  The Beastie Boys.
alt.music.beck          Jeff Beck, I suspect.
alt.music.beckley-bunnel        Discussion of the pop-rock group America.
alt.music.bee-gees      The soulful stylings of the Brothers Gibb.
alt.music.bela-fleck    Bela and the Flecktones.
alt.music.big-band      Sounds from the Big Band era.
alt.music.billy-joel    Discussion of Billy Brinkley, err Joel.
alt.music.bjork         For fans of Bjork and the late Sugarcubes.
alt.music.black-metal   Iron instruments.
alt.music.black-sabbath The band Black Sabbath and their music.
alt.music.blue-rodeo    Discussing Blue Rodeo.
alt.music.bluegrass     Bluegrass information, lyrics, transcriptions, etc.
alt.music.blueoystercult        BOC -- Godzilla's gonna get ya.
alt.music.blues-traveler        For "All fellow travelers."
alt.music.blur          Fandom of the uniquely British group Blur.
alt.music.bon-jovi      For fans of Jon and the gang.
alt.music.bootlegs      People pirating music performances.
alt.music.boyz-2-men    The harmonizing tunes of Boyz II Men.
alt.music.brian-eno     Apparently too popular to warrant further description.
alt.music.butholesurfers        The Butthole Surfers.
alt.music.byrds         The music and fans of The Byrds.
alt.music.canada        Oh, Canada, eh?
alt.music.carnival      Soca, Calypso, and Steel Pan.
alt.music.category-freak        Lips that touch Def Leppard won't touch mine.
alt.music.ccr           The music of Creedence Clearwater Revival/John Fogerty.
alt.music.celine-dion   The music & art of the international star Celine Dion.
alt.music.chapel-hill   You might think hymnals and chants, but you'd be wrong.
alt.music.charlatans    An "alternative" band from UK (Northwich).
alt.music.cheap-trick   Discussion of the pop-rock band Cheap Trick.
alt.music.cher          The life and music of superstar Cher.
alt.music.chicago       Discussion of the band Chicago.
alt.music.clarinet      Discussions of clarinets, players, and music.
alt.music.clash         Anything about the musical group The Clash.
alt.music.complex-arrang        To complex for _your_ simple mind.
alt.music.counting-crows        In my day, we used to count sheep.
alt.music.cranberries   No need to argue -- Irish pop group The Cranberries.
alt.music.ct-dummies    Discussion of the musical group Crash Test Dummies.
alt.music.dance         Music to dance to.
alt.music.danzig        Discussion of the works of Glenn Danzig.  MOTHER!
alt.music.dave-hawkins  A way to exchange information about this artist.
alt.music.dave-matthews The Dave Matthews Band.
alt.music.dead-kennedys Art is not bound by the limits of tastefulness.
alt.music.deep-purple   Discussions about Deep Purple and related artists.
alt.music.def-leppard   Discussion about the rock group Def Leppard.
alt.music.depeche-mode  The works of Depeche Mode.
alt.music.dio           For discussion about Ronnie James Dio.
alt.music.dire-straits  Mark Knoppfler and the rock band Dire Straits.
alt.music.dream-theater Is "progressive metal" an accepted label?
alt.music.eagles        Discussion of the Band.
alt.music.elastica      For fans of Justine and co.
alt.music.elo           The Electric Light Orchestra.
alt.music.enigma-dcd-etc        Enigma and similar bands.
alt.music.enya          Gaelic set to spacey music.
alt.music.erasure       Erasure's fan following.
alt.music.faith-no-more Discussion of the musical group Faith No More.
alt.music.fates-warning Fates Warning.
alt.music.filk          SF/fantasy related folk music.
alt.music.fleetwood-mac Rock group Fleetwood Mac and its members.
alt.music.foo-fighters  No description.
alt.music.galaxie-500   The band Galaxie-500 and related music.
alt.music.gangsta.rap   Capitalizing on "just telling it like it is."
alt.music.gene          Roddenberry's bad lyrics for the Star Trek theme.
alt.music.genesis       Genesis, in all their incarnations.
alt.music.green-day     The band Green Day.
alt.music.guthrie       Discussion of folksingers Arlo & Woody Guthrie.
alt.music.gwar          Gwarrrrr.
alt.music.hardcore      Could be porno set to music.
alt.music.harmonica     Lip music.
alt.music.harry-chapin  Taxi!
alt.music.hawaiian      The music of the Hawaiian islands.
alt.music.hootie        Hootie and the Blowfish.
alt.music.house         Use rec.music.hip-hop instead.
alt.music.iggy-pop      Discussing Iggy Pop, his life and work.
alt.music.independent   Soloists without contracts with the major labels.
alt.music.indigo-girls  The musical duo Indigo Girls.
alt.music.info-society  The band InSoc, AKA Information Society.
alt.music.inxs          Get it?  "In Excess".  In the words of Nelson, "Ha ha."
alt.music.j-s-bach      Discussions about J.S. Bach (1685-1750).
alt.music.james-taylor  JT!
alt.music.janes-addictn The music of Jane's Addiction and its members.
alt.music.jeff-buckley  Singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley.
alt.music.jethro-tull   Ironman sitting on a park bench.
alt.music.jewish        Music from the Jewish heritage.
alt.music.jimi.hendrix  'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
alt.music.jon-spencer   No description.
alt.music.journalism    Use alt.journalism.music instead.
alt.music.journey       The multi-platinum rock group "Journey".
alt.music.karaoke       Givin' it from the (usually drunken) heart.
alt.music.kiss          Use rec.music.artists.kiss instead.
alt.music.kmfdm         No description.
alt.music.kylie-minogue Music of Kylie Minogue.
alt.music.led-zeppelin  Discussion about Led Zeppelin and their music.
alt.music.leonard-cohen The music of Leonard Cohen.
alt.music.lightfoot     Discussion about the music of Gordon Lightfoot.
alt.music.live.the.band Talk about The Band.
alt.music.lloyd-webber  Life and music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
alt.music.lor-mckennitt Discussion of Loreena McKennit.
alt.music.lou-reed      Lou Reed.
alt.music.luis-miguel   The art, the music and the life of Luis Miguel.
alt.music.lyrics        Discussion of song lyrics.
alt.music.makers.dj     About DJ's, their music, and lives.
alt.music.makers.electronic     The art of creating techno, ambient, etc.
alt.music.makers.theremin       No description.
alt.music.makers.woodwind       People who play woodwind instruments.
alt.music.mariah.carey  Able to break glasses with a single boundless high note.
alt.music.marillion     A progressive band.  The Silmarillion is a book.
alt.music.marilyn-manson        You've been a good little boy!
alt.music.mazzy-star    No description.
alt.music.mexican       Mexican influenced music.
alt.music.midi          Music from MIDI devices.
alt.music.midiweb       About Raymond Zwarts's MidiWeb WWW site for MIDI.
alt.music.ministry      Perhaps not the music you would expect.
alt.music.misc          Use rec.music.misc instead.
alt.music.moby          No description.
alt.music.modern-rock   Discussion of current rock and pop music.
alt.music.mods          No description.
alt.music.monkees       Hey, hey, they were the Monkees.
alt.music.moody-blues   Still In Search of the Lost Chord.
alt.music.morrissey     Morrissey's career and music.
alt.music.moxy-fruvous  No description.
alt.music.new-order     The music of New Order and its members.
alt.music.nils-lofgren  Nils Lofgren's Music, concerts, CDs etc.
alt.music.nin           Nine Inch Nails.
alt.music.nin.creative  Works for Reznor's Nine Inch Nails.
alt.music.nin.d         Use alt.music.nin instead.
alt.music.nirvana       Generation X's Seattle leaders, leaderless.
alt.music.no-doubt      Discussion of the group No Doubt.
alt.music.nofx          Southern California Punk Ban NoFX.
alt.music.oasis         No description.
alt.music.offspring     No description.
alt.music.orb           For fans of the Ambient Techno music group "The Orb".
alt.music.ozzy          Blizzard of Osbourne.
alt.music.pantera       I'm broken.
alt.music.pat-mccurdy   Milwaukee's music at its finest.
alt.music.pat-metheny   Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group.
alt.music.pat-metheny.moderated Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group. (Moderated)
alt.music.paul-simon    Discussion of Paul Simon's music.
alt.music.pearl-jam     The music of the alternative rock band Pearl Jam.
alt.music.pet-shop-boys The music of the Pet Shop Boys.
alt.music.peter-gabriel So, it's the music of Peter Gabriel, sans frontier.
alt.music.philip-glass  The American composer Philip Glass.
alt.music.pink-floyd    Sold out shows everywhere.
alt.music.pogues        The Pogues.
alt.music.polkas        Weird Al or not, polka is popular some folks.
alt.music.pop-eat-itself        Musical group Pop Will Eat Itself.
alt.music.primus        Discussions related to the music group Primus.
alt.music.prince        So my Prince came.  Make him go away.
alt.music.prodigy-the   For the punk-dance act called "the prodigy".
alt.music.producer      Discussion about record production and A&R.
alt.music.progressive   Yes, Marillion, Asia, King Crimson, etc.
alt.music.psychedelic   All types of psychedelic music.
alt.music.pulp          Fandom of the British band Pulp.
alt.music.queen         The band Queen and related solo acts.
alt.music.ramones       For discussion of the kings of puck rock.
alt.music.replacements  Jesus rides beside us.
alt.music.rockabilly    Rockabilly.
alt.music.roger-waters  To Pink or Not to Pink.
alt.music.rush          For Rushheads.
alt.music.s-mclachlan   A Touch of Solace in Ecstasy.
alt.music.s7g           ? (Moderated)
alt.music.saxophone     Making the music and/or listening to it.
alt.music.seal          Aquatic creatures playing cymbals and the horn stand.
alt.music.shamen        No description.
alt.music.shonen-knife  No description.
alt.music.ska           Discussions of ska ( skank ) music, bands, and suchlike.
alt.music.ska-core      Skank or mosh, we don't care.
alt.music.smash-pumpkins        The Smashing Pumpkins.
alt.music.smiths        Discussion about the Smiths, and related solo projects.
alt.music.sondheim      Life and music of Stephen Sondheim.
alt.music.sonic-youth   Loud enough to make you deaf.
alt.music.sophie-hawkins        News & Discussions on Sophie B. Hawkins.
alt.music.soul          Discussion of sweet soul music.
alt.music.soundgarden   The band Soundgarden.
alt.music.squeeze       Discussion of the Brit-pop combo Squeeze.
alt.music.steely-dan    Discussing the band Steely Dan.
alt.music.stone-roses   No description.
alt.music.stone-temple  The band Stone Temple Pilots.
alt.music.suede         No description.
alt.music.supergrass    Oxford's finest.
alt.music.swedish-pop   ABBA and beyond.
alt.music.sylvian       David "Japan" Sylvian and friends.
alt.music.synth.roland.u20      The Roland U20 synthesizer.
alt.music.synthpop      Depeche Mode, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, and much more!
alt.music.tape-culture  The real alternative music scene.
alt.music.techno        Bring on the bass!
alt.music.texas         Janis Joplin to ZZ Top, Willie Nelson to Pantera.
alt.music.the-band      The music and fans of The Band.
alt.music.the-doors     A rider on the storm no more.
alt.music.the.police    If you play it too loud, they bust your party.
alt.music.thecure       The band The Cure.
alt.music.tlc           No description.
alt.music.tmbg          They Might Be Giants.
alt.music.todd-rundgren Todd Rundgren music fandom.
alt.music.tom-waits     Discussion of works of artist Tom Waits.
alt.music.tool          Tool is so... out there, man.
alt.music.tragically-hip        The rock band The Tragically Hip.
alt.music.u2            Another group for the band U2. See also alt.fan.u2.
alt.music.uk            Music from the British Isles.
alt.music.underworld    No description.
alt.music.van-halen     For discussion of topics related to Van Halen.
alt.music.vanhalen      Use alt.music.van-halen instead.
alt.music.video-games   Music that appears in video games.
alt.music.ween          Marble Tulip Juicy Tree.
alt.music.weird-al      Parodies-R-Us.
alt.music.who           Enduring megagroup.
alt.music.world         Music from around the world (no "pop" or "rock").
alt.music.wu-tang-clan  No description.
alt.music.yes           The progressive band Yes.
alt.music.yngwie        No description.
alt.my.head.hurts       So don't do that.
alt.mythology           Zeus rules.
alt.mythology.mythic-animals    Creatures of myth, fantasy, and imagination.
alt.native              People indigenous to an area before modern colonisation.
alt.naughty.pictures    Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.necronomicon        Use alt.necromicon instead.
alt.neo-tech            Books and ideas from Neo-Tech Publishing Company.
alt.netcom.sucks        Work out your troubles with support@netcom.com.
alt.netgames.bolo       Use rec.games.bolo instead.
alt.new-england         The USA's north eastern region.
alt.newbie              The altnet housewarming committee.
alt.newbies             Housewarming for a group.
alt.newgroup.for.fun.fun.fun    Yes, we delight in your games.
alt.newlywed            Life after the wedding.
alt.news-media          Don't believe the hype.
alt.news.macedonia      News concerning Macedonia in the Balkan Region.
alt.news.microsoft      Gate's megacorp in the news.
alt.niteclub.alternative        Alternative music nightclubs.
alt.niteclub.commercial Commercially owned nightclubs.
alt.nocem.misc          Discussion about the NoCeM project.
alt.noise               Ow, quit it.
alt.non.sequitur        Richard Nixon.
alt.nosebeeping         Test newgroup goes wild in slapstick spoof.
alt.npractitioners      Nurse practitioners.
alt.nuke.europe         People not especially fond of Europe.
alt.nuke.the.usa        People not especially fond of the US of A.
alt.obituaries          Notices of dead folks.
alt.occult.kabbalah.golden-dawn The Golden Dawn system of Kabbalah. (Moderated)
alt.office.management   Office management issues.
alt.olympic.studies     Analyzing various Olympic competitions. (Moderated)
alt.olympics.housing.low-cost   Looking for cheap housing at the Olympics.
alt.online-service      Large commercial online services, and the Internet.
alt.online-service.america-online       Or should that be "America Offline?"
alt.online-service.compuserve   Discussions and questions about Compuserve.
alt.online-service.delphi       Run!  It's the Delphoids!
alt.online-service.freenet      Public FreeNet systems.
alt.online-service.genie        Discussions and questions about GEnie.
alt.online-service.gnn  The Global Network Navigator.
alt.online-service.imagination  Discussion of The Imagination Network.
alt.online-service.microsoft    MSN (Microsoft Network) online service.
alt.online-service.prodigy      The Sears Prodigy system.
alt.org.beta-sigma-phi  The womens' organization Beta Sigma Phi.
alt.org.clan-macdude    The Clan MacDude, Scots meet the surf.
alt.org.db-nl.misc      Digitale Burgerbeweging (Dutch EFF).
alt.org.earth-first     Discussion of the Earth First! society.
alt.org.food-not-bombs  The Food Not Bombs homeless aid organization.
alt.org.jaycees         Junior Chamber of Commerce.
alt.org.promisekeepers  The Christian Organization PromiseKeepers.
alt.org.royal-rangers   A ministry for boys.
alt.org.sierra-club     Regarding the Sierra Club.
alt.org.starfleet       The "Starfleet" Star Trek fan organization.
alt.org.team-os2        For the discussion of topics relevant to Team OS/2.
alt.org.toastmasters    Public speaking and Toastmasters International.
alt.os.linux            Use comp.os.linux.* instead.
alt.os.linux.caldera    The Caldera Network Desktop.
alt.os.linux.slackware  Questions, answers & general talk of Slackware Linux.
alt.os.multics          30 years old and going strong.
alt.os.windows95.crash.crash.crash      Early test runs have not impressed.
alt.out-of-body         Out of Body Experiences.
alt.pagan               Discussions about paganism & religion.
alt.pagan.contacts      Personal & commercial contacts in the pagan community.
alt.pagan.magick        Pagan magick and ritual discussion.
alt.pantyhose           Stockings are sexier.
alt.parallel.universes  Perpendicular universes hurt more.
alt.paranet.abduct      "They replaced Jim-Bob with a look-alike!"
alt.paranet.metaphysics Philosphical ontology, cosmology and cosmetology.
alt.paranet.paranormal  "If it exists, how can supernatural be beyond natural?"
alt.paranet.psi         "How much pressure can you generate with your brain?"
alt.paranet.science     "Maybe if we dissect the psychic ..."
alt.paranet.skeptic     "I don't believe they turned you into a newt."
alt.paranet.ufo         "Heck, I guess naming it ``UFO'' identifies it."
alt.paranormal          Phenomena which are not scientifically explicable.
alt.paranormal.channeling       Spiritual mediumship, channeling and channelers.
alt.paranormal.crop-circles     A discussion of Crop Circles.
alt.paranormal.pyramid  Theories on mystic aspects of pyramids.
alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic       And Rolaids.spells.relief.
alt.parenting.solutions Use misc.kids.* instead.
alt.parenting.spanking  Discussion about punishment methods for children.
alt.parenting.twins-triplets    The issues of raising twins & other multiples.
alt.parents-teens       Parent-teenager relationships.
alt.party               Parties, celebration and general debauchery.
alt.pave.the.earth      Damn the environmentalists, full speed ahead!
alt.peace               Political, social and philosophical talk of world peace.
alt.peace-corps         The works of the Peace Corps.
alt.peeves              Discussion of peeves & related.
alt.penguin-fetish.recovery     This one's for you, Alun.
alt.periphs.pcmcia      Credit card sized plug in peripherals (PCMCIA, JEDIA).
alt.personals           Do you really want to meet someone this way?
alt.personals.ads       Geek seeks Dweeb. Object: low-level interfacing.
alt.personals.aliens    Looking for out-of-this-world love.
alt.personals.bi        Personals by or seeking bisexuals.
alt.personals.big-folks Romance for large people.
alt.personals.bondage   Are you tied up this evening?
alt.personals.fags      Use alt.personals.motss instead.
alt.personals.fat       Romance for fat people.
alt.personals.fetish    Romance for object-oriented people.
alt.personals.herpes    Contacting people with herpes.
alt.personals.intercultural     Sometimes the twain can meet.
alt.personals.intergen  Where the old meet the young.
alt.personals.jewish    Advertising for romance with Jewish people.
alt.personals.misc      Dweeb seeks Geek. Object: low-level interfacing.
alt.personals.motss     Romance for gay people.
alt.personals.phone     Personal ads from people with voice mail systems.
alt.personals.poly      Hi there, do you multiprocess?
alt.personals.psychedelic       Looking for other drug users.
alt.personals.spanking  Oedipus gives this group a thumbs up.
alt.personals.spanking.punishment       In search of bad butt burn.
alt.personals.tall      Romance for tall people.
alt.personals.teen      Teen personal ads and e-mail-me ads.
alt.personals.transgendered     People seeking TV/TS friends.
alt.personals.universities.csu.sacramento       PSP at Cal State Sacramento.
alt.pets.ferrets        Ferrets and the people who love them.
alt.pets.hamsters       Make that wheel go 'round.
alt.pets.parrots.african-grey   Distant relative of the Norwegian Blue.
alt.pets.prairie-dogs   Keeping prairie dogs as companions.
alt.pets.rabbits        Coneys abound. See also alt.fan.john-palmer.
alt.pets.rodents        All species of pet rodent.
alt.ph.uk               United Kingdom version of alt.2600.
alt.philosophy.debate   Back to basics.
alt.philosophy.objectivism      A product of the Ayn Rand corporation.
alt.philosophy.taoism   All aspects of Taoism.
alt.philosophy.zen      Meditating on how the alt.* namespace works.
alt.phreaking           All about stealing phone service.
alt.pinecone            The heart of camp arts & crafts.
alt.pizza.delivery.drivers      Leadfoot Larry.
alt.planning.transportation     Transportation planning issues and techniques.
alt.planning.urban      Urban development.
alt.politics.british    Politics and a real Queen, too.
alt.politics.bush       The politics of shrubbery.
alt.politics.clinton    President Bill Clinton.
alt.politics.correct    A Neil Bush fan club.
alt.politics.datahighway        Electronic interstate infrastructure.
alt.politics.democrats.d        U.S. Democratic party.
alt.politics.ec         The European economic community.
alt.politics.economics  War == Poverty, & other discussions.
alt.politics.elections  All about the process of electing leaders.
alt.politics.equality   An oxymoron.
alt.politics.europe.misc        The general political situation in Europe.
alt.politics.greens     Green party politics & activities worldwide.
alt.politics.harry-browne       Libertarian Harry Browne for US president.
alt.politics.homosexuality      As the name implies.
alt.politics.immigration        All issues related to immigration.
alt.politics.jaffo      Six hectares long.
alt.politics.korea      A forum for Korean politics. (Moderated)
alt.politics.libertarian        The libertarian ideology.
alt.politics.libertarian.gay    Individual liberty and gay/lesbian/bi issues.
alt.politics.media      How the mass media is involved in shaping politics.
alt.politics.nationalism.black  About an individual nation just for blacks.
alt.politics.nationalism.white  About White Supremacy.
alt.politics.org.batf   Politics of the U.S. firearms (etc.) regulation agency.
alt.politics.org.cia    The United States Centrial Intelligence Agency.
alt.politics.org.fbi    The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation.
alt.politics.org.misc   Political organizations.
alt.politics.org.nsa    The ultrasecret security arm of the US government.
alt.politics.org.un     Politics at the "United" Nations.
alt.politics.perot      Discussion of the non-candidate.
alt.politics.radical-left       Who remains after the radicals left?
alt.politics.reform     Political reform.
alt.politics.sex        Not a good idea to mix them, sez Marilyn & Profumo.
alt.politics.socialism.mao      Maoist thought in theory and practice.
alt.politics.socialism.trotsky  Trotskyite socialism discussions.
alt.politics.usa.congress       Discussions relating to U.S. House and Senate.
alt.politics.usa.constitution   U.S. Constitutional politics.
alt.politics.usa.misc   Miscellaneous USA politics.
alt.politics.usa.newt-gingrich  Discussion of House Speaker Gingrich.
alt.politics.usa.republican     Discussions of the USA Republican Party.
alt.politics.white-power        People who believe in White Supremacy.
alt.politics.youth      Discussions about youth politics.
alt.polyamory           For those with multiple loves.
alt.pootergeek.lesbian  For Pootergeeks and their friends.
alt.postmodern          Postmodernism, semiotics, deconstruction, and the like.
alt.president.clinton   Will the CIA undermine his efforts?
alt.prisons             Can I get an alt.* feed in the slammer?.
alt.privacy             Privacy issues in cyberspace.
alt.privacy.anon-server Issues surrounding programs that aid anonymity.
alt.privacy.clipper     The USA administration's Clipper encryption plan.
alt.private.investigator        Digging up the dirt.
alt.projectmng          Managing projects.
alt.prophecies.nostradamus      Mystic verse.
alt.prose               Use rec.arts.prose instead.
alt.psst.hoy            Psst, buddy.  Wanna buy a hoy?
alt.psychoactives       Better living through chemistry.
alt.psychology          Use sci.psychology.misc instead.
alt.psychology.help     An alt.support group away from home.
alt.psychology.jung     Discussion of works & theories of Carl Jung.
alt.psychology.mindmachine      Light/sound/electrostim technology.
alt.psychology.nlp      Neuro-linguistic programming.
alt.psychology.personality      Personality taxonomy, such as Myers-Briggs.
alt.psychology.transpersonal    Transpersonal psychology.
alt.psychotic.roommates Single white female seeks roommate.
alt.pub.coffeehouse.amethyst    Realistic place to meet and chat with friends.
alt.pub.kacees          Your cyberspace friendly bar...come on in!
alt.pud                 "Discussion of the TFiLE PuD!@#@#!@$!"   Whatever.
alt.pulp                Paperback fiction, newsprint production, orange juice.
alt.punk                Punk rock and its surrounding culture.
alt.punk.europe         The punk rock scene in Europe.
alt.punk.straight-edge  Not shaving eyebrows, but the sXe movement.
alt.ql.creative         Quantum Leap fiction for the typographically challenged.
alt.quotations          Quotations, quips, .sig lines, witticisms, et al.
alt.radio.college       Use rec.radio.noncomm instead.
alt.radio.digital       Digital radio signals.
alt.radio.networks.cbc  Radio programming by the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
alt.radio.networks.npr  U.S. National Public Radio: shows, stories, hosts, etc.
alt.radio.paul-harvey   Radio storyman Paul Harvey.
alt.radio.pirate        Hide the gear, here comes the magic station-wagons.
alt.radio.scanner       Use rec.radio.scanner instead.
alt.radio.scanner.uk    Use uk.radio.amateur instead.
alt.radio.talk          Radio talk and call-in shows.
alt.radio.uk            Radio in the United Kingdom.
alt.radio.uk.talk-radio Talk radio (call-in) programmes in the British Isles.
alt.railroad            Use misc.transport.rail.misc instead.
alt.random.noise        Bitstream Underground's Random Noise.
alt.rap                 Use rec.music.hip-hop instead.
alt.rap-gdead           Fans of The Grateful Dead and Rap. Really.
alt.rave                Techno-culture: music, dancing, drugs, dancing, etc.
alt.realtor.relocation  Realtors helping with long moves.
alt.rec.camping         Use rec.backcountry instead.
alt.rec.hovercraft      Recreational hovercraft discussion.
alt.recovery            For people in recovery programs (e.g., AA, ACA, GA).
alt.recovery.aa         Recovery and Alcoholics Anonymous.
alt.recovery.addiction.sexual   Recovering sex addicts.
alt.recovery.adult-children     For adults from dysfunctional families.
alt.recovery.catholicism        Getting over a Roman Catholic upbringing.
alt.recovery.clutter    Getting over a cluttering/messiness problem.
alt.recovery.codependency       Mutually destructive relationships.
alt.recovery.compulsive-eat     Food is an addictive drug.
alt.recovery.na         Recovery and Narcotics Anonymous.
alt.recovery.panic-anxiety.self-help    Self-help for panic recovery.
alt.recovery.religion   The twelve steps from the Ten Commandments.
alt.religion.all-worlds Grokking the Church of All Worlds from Heinlein's book.
alt.religion.angels     Belief in angels.
alt.religion.asatru     No description.
alt.religion.broadcast  It's legal but not necessarily proper.
alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren  Nichiren believers unite.
alt.religion.buddhism.nkt       Buddhist sect New Kadampa Tradition (NKT).
alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan   The teachings of Buddha as studied in Tibet.
alt.religion.christian  Unmoderated forum for discussing Christianity.
alt.religion.christian-teen     Discussion area for Christian teens.
alt.religion.christian.20-something     Discussion for the Twentysomething.
alt.religion.christian.anabaptist.brethren      No description.
alt.religion.christian.boston-church    The international Church of Christ.
alt.religion.christian.calvary-chapel   No description.
alt.religion.christian.last-days        In anticipation of Christ's 2nd coming.
alt.religion.computers  Tiresome technical tirades.
alt.religion.course-miracle     A Course in Miracles (ACIM).
alt.religion.druid      Druids and their ideas, practices, and beliefs.
alt.religion.eckankar   Eckankar, the religion of the Light and Sound of God.
alt.religion.gnostic    Unmoderated group like soc.religion.gnostic.
alt.religion.goddess    Perspectives on goddess worship & women's spirituality.
alt.religion.islam      Unmoderated group like soc.religion.islam.
alt.religion.kibology   He's Fred, Jim.
alt.religion.louis-nick Worship in the Church of Lou.
alt.religion.monica     Discussion about net-venus Monica and her works. (Moderated)
alt.religion.mormon     Mormon religion.
alt.religion.mormon.fellowship  More Mormon religion.
alt.religion.rabbet     The Rabbet sect.
alt.religion.scientology        L. Ron Hubbard's Church of Scientology.
alt.religion.scientology.squick.squick.squick   The sacred Three Squick.
alt.religion.scientology.xenu   The Galactic Overlord of Scientology (OT III).
alt.religion.sexuality  The politics of sexuality and religion.
alt.religion.shamanism  Use soc.religion.shamanism instead.
alt.religion.unification        Discussion of Unificationism.
alt.religion.universal-life     Universal Life Church.
alt.religion.urantia-book       Discussions about the Urantia Book.
alt.religion.vaisnava   Discussion of the Vaisnava spiritual tradition.
alt.religion.watchtower Watchtower/JW discussion group. (Moderated)
alt.religion.wicca      No description.
alt.relocate            Setting up a new home in a far away place.
alt.restaurants         Use rec.food.restaurants instead.
alt.retribution         Use alt.flame instead.
alt.revenge             Two wrongs trying to make a right.
alt.revisionism         "It CAN'T be that way 'cause here's the FACTS".
alt.revolution.american.second  Jeffersonian dreams.
alt.revolution.counter  Discussions of counter-revolutionary issues.
alt.rhode_island        A little state with apparently world wide interest.
alt.rock-n-roll         Counterpart to alt.sex and alt.drugs.
alt.rock-n-roll.acdc    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
alt.rock-n-roll.aerosmith       Lead singer looks like an ugly lady.
alt.rock-n-roll.classic Classic rock, both the music and its marketing.
alt.rock-n-roll.hard    Music where stance is everything.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal   For the headbangers on the net.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.death     "Death metal" and newgroup overkill.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr       "Axl Rose" is an anagram for "Oral Sex".
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.groove    Groove-oriented stoner metal.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy     Non-sissyboy metal bands.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.ironmaiden        Sonic torture methods.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.megadeth  The band Megadeth.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica Sort of like Formica with more hair.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.motley-crue       The music of Motley Crue.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.progressive       Slayer teams up with Tom Cora.
alt.rock-n-roll.oldies  Discussion of rock and roll music from 1950-1970.
alt.rock-n-roll.stones  Gathering plenty of moss by now.
alt.rodney-king         Riot catalyst.
alt.romance             Discussion about the romantic side of love.
alt.romance.chat        Chit chat about romance, often silly.
alt.romance.mature-adult        Discussions and personals for mature adults.
alt.romance.online      Love over the wire - does it work?
alt.romance.teen        Talk about teen love and infatuations.
alt.romance.unhappy     alt.angst on the run.
alt.rush-limbaugh       Fans of the conservative activist radio announcer.
alt.rv                  Rotten varmints or recreational vehicles, you decide.
alt.sailing.asa         The American Sailing Association.
alt.sailing.pbsa        Hey Sailor.
alt.satanism            Not such a bad dude once you get to know him.
alt.satellite.tv.australasia    Satellite TV in the Asia/Pacific region.
alt.satellite.tv.crypt  Satellite signal de-cryption techniques.
alt.satellite.tv.europe All about European satellite tv.
alt.satellite.tv.forsale        TV satellite systems wanted or forsale.
alt.save.the.earth      Environmentalist causes.
alt.sb.programmer       Programming the Sound Blaster PC sound card.
alt.school.homework-help        Looking for assistance with schoolwork.
alt.sci.joe-bay         The "b" stands for "bargain!"
alt.sci.mbe             No description.
alt.sci.physics.acoustics       The soundness of the science of sound.
alt.sci.physics.new-theories    Scientific theories you won't find in journals.
alt.sci.planetary       Studies in planetary science.
alt.sci.sociology       People are really interesting when you watch them.
alt.sci.tech.indonesian Science and technology in Indonesia.
alt.sci.time-travel     Theory of time travel.
alt.scooter             Motor scooters, like Vespas, Lambrettas, etc.
alt.scottish.clans      Discussions about Scottish Clans.
alt.security            Security issues on computer systems.
alt.security.alarms     Discussion of Home/Business/Vehicle security alarms.
alt.security.espionage  Espionage, intelligence, and tradecraft.
alt.security.index      Pointers to good stuff in alt.security. (Moderated)
alt.security.pgp        The Pretty Good Privacy package.
alt.security.terrorism  Terrorism -- the bomb, the bullet, and the blade.
alt.security.terrorism.atlanta  The Bomb the rocked Olympics '96.
alt.security.terrorism.flight800        TWA Flight 800 over Long Island.
alt.seduction.fast      The story of television.
alt.sega.genesis        Another addiction.
alt.self-esteem         Discussing self-esteem improvement and help.
alt.self-improve        Self-improvement in less than 14 characters.
alt.sewing              A group that is not as it seams.
alt.sex                 Postings of a prurient nature.
alt.sex.advocacy        Debating the pros and cons of sex.
alt.sex.aliens          How to make the most of your UFO abduction.
alt.sex.alt.syntax.tactical     No description.
alt.sex.aluminum.baseball.bat   Ouch.
alt.sex.anal            Sexual acts involving the anus.
alt.sex.animals         Possibly animal husbandry, but I doubt it.
alt.sex.asphyx          People who enjoy suffocation.
alt.sex.balls           Ben-wa, beach, tea, soccer, Lucille ... testicles too.
alt.sex.bears           Hairy homosexual men.
alt.sex.beer-bottle     For phallic fantasies.
alt.sex.ben-mesander    Silly mycroft@ai.mit.edu, tricks are for kids.
alt.sex.bestiality      Happiness is a warm puppy.
alt.sex.bestiality.barney       For people with big, purple newt fetishes.
alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape    That little squeek they make is so cute.
alt.sex.bestiality.pictures     Pictures of bestial acts.
alt.sex.biblical        NEWS FLASH: ancient people did it mostly the same way.
alt.sex.bondage         Tie me, whip me, make me read the net!
alt.sex.bondage.furtoonia       A new marketplace competitor for Fruitopia.
alt.sex.bondage.particle.physics        Whatever spins your electrons.
alt.sex.bondage.sco.unix        For frustrated SCO users.
alt.sex.boredom         Excuse me while I turn the page.
alt.sex.boys            Discussing attraction to boy children.
alt.sex.breast          Discussions about female breasts -- big and small.
alt.sex.breathless      See alt.sex.asphyx.
alt.sex.brothels        All about cathouses.
alt.sex.cancel          All posts to this group will be cancelled.
alt.sex.carasso         Where Carasso's SO is himself.
alt.sex.cd-rom          I dunno, that's a pretty small hole in the middle.
alt.sex.children        Discussing attraction to children.
alt.sex.cthulhu         It's amazing what tentacles can do.
alt.sex.cu-seeme        Phone sex with a real time Internet visual aid.
alt.sex.disney          Mickey, Minney --- you know.
alt.sex.doom.with-sound Ask grisha@athena.mit.edu what this is about.
alt.sex.drew-hamilton   Canadian college boys amuse themselves.
alt.sex.dylan           No description.
alt.sex.enemas          Cleansing the bowels as an erotic act.
alt.sex.erotica         Literary or artistic works with a sexual theme.
alt.sex.erotica.market.place    Use alt.sex.erotica.marketplace.
alt.sex.erotica.marketplace     The business of sex.
alt.sex.escorts.ads     Looking for personal escorts.
alt.sex.escorts.ads.d   Discussion of personal escort advertisements.
alt.sex.exhibitionism   So you want to be a star.
alt.sex.extropians      No descriptipn.
alt.sex.fat             Rollin' with the rolly polly.
alt.sex.femdom          Discussions about female dominant relationships.
alt.sex.fencing         Sword play or containment systems, take your pick.
alt.sex.fetish.amputee  Sexual attraction to missing body parts.
alt.sex.fetish.barbie   Lusting after unnatural body forms.
alt.sex.fetish.boyfeet  Worshipping the feet of male children.
alt.sex.fetish.cost.benefit.analysis    Sex for the bean counters.
alt.sex.fetish.cost.benifit.analysis    Sex for bean counters who can't spell.
alt.sex.fetish.diapers  They're dry and secure all day, too.
alt.sex.fetish.dirty.used.q-tips        It's an ear thing.
alt.sex.fetish.drew-barrymore   Keen on ET's star child, all grown up.
alt.sex.fetish.drmellow No description.
alt.sex.fetish.fa       Rollin' with the rolly polly.
alt.sex.fetish.fashion  Rubber, leather, chains, and other fetish clothing.
alt.sex.fetish.feet     Kiss them. Now.
alt.sex.fetish.feet.toes.opps   We like opps' toes.
alt.sex.fetish.giants   Arousal caused by very big people.
alt.sex.fetish.hair     Hair, hair, everywhere. Palms even.
alt.sex.fetish.hermunen We just _love_ Hannakaisa, She's Soooo sexy.
alt.sex.fetish.jello    Sticky and almost fluid ... hmm.
alt.sex.fetish.kitty.litter     At least you don't have that smell afterward.
alt.sex.fetish.motorcycles      Motorcycles as sex objects.
alt.sex.fetish.orientals        The mysteries of Asia are a potent lure.
alt.sex.fetish.panties  People stimulated by panties.
alt.sex.fetish.peterds.momma    Peter D's momma sure is something.
alt.sex.fetish.power-rangers.kimberly.tight-spandex     Need we say more?
alt.sex.fetish.robots   This is for you robot types.
alt.sex.fetish.sailor-moon      Sexy Serena and friends.
alt.sex.fetish.scat     People excited by excrement.
alt.sex.fetish.size     For discussion & posting of fantasies related to size.
alt.sex.fetish.sleepy   Like necrophilia without being quite so macabre.
alt.sex.fetish.smoking  Discussion of smoking as a sexual fetish.
alt.sex.fetish.sportswear       For those with a fetish about sports clothes.
alt.sex.fetish.startrek Illogical yet fascinating Star Trek lust.
alt.sex.fetish.the-bob  The BOB(c) fetishes; The BOB(c) in drag.
alt.sex.fetish.tickling Laughter is the best foreplay.
alt.sex.fetish.tinygirls        The potent powers of the petite.
alt.sex.fetish.tongue   Ooooooo suck my tongue.
alt.sex.fetish.trent-reznor     Trent "NIN" Reznor's screaming slaves.
alt.sex.fetish.waifs    Arousal by young, underweight people.
alt.sex.fetish.watersports      They don't mean hottub polo.
alt.sex.fetish.wet-and-messy    Sploshing, food, mud and other messy fetishes.
alt.sex.fetish.white-mommas     People who dig covering a women with White-Out.
alt.sex.fetish.wrestling        Rough-housing for sexual kicks.
alt.sex.fetish.x-men    Erotic pictures of the X-men.
alt.sex.fetishes.sleepy Use alt.sex.fetish.sleepy instead.
alt.sex.first-time      What was your first time like?
alt.sex.fish            Always wet.
alt.sex.furry           Peaches, crew cuts, tennis balls, whatever.
alt.sex.gangbang        Tonight's movie: 20000 convicts in the hood & a woman.
alt.sex.girl.watchers   Use alt.sex.voyeurism instead.
alt.sex.girls           Discussing sexual attraction to girl children.
alt.sex.glory-holes.sites       'Various Public "Glory-Holes"' it said.  Ewww.
alt.sex.graphics        Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.sex.guns            Fuel for the pornography-incites-violence debate.
alt.sex.hello-kitty     Why are there so few, hot, exhibitionist, S&M pussies?
alt.sex.historical      Tracking the changing sexual mores of human society.
alt.sex.homosexual      Homosexual relations.
alt.sex.incest          Discussing the issues of intra-family sexual relations.
alt.sex.intergen        Robbing the cradle and the grave.
alt.sex.jesus           Calling His name.
alt.sex.joey.loves.sheep        I love chocolate ice cream.  What's it to you?
alt.sex.jp              Discussion on sex with people with the initials J.P.
alt.sex.kinky.chicago   That's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago" to you, bub.
alt.sex.leri            No description.
alt.sex.magazines       Discussions of magazines with sticky pages.
alt.sex.marsha-clark    Passion for the prosecutor.
alt.sex.masterbation    Self-satisfaction for people who can't spell.
alt.sex.masturbation    Where one's SO is oneself.
alt.sex.masturbation.pictures.female.teen       Probably illegal traffic.
alt.sex.midgets         Sex with unusually short people.
alt.sex.motss           Jesse Helms would not subscribe to this group.
alt.sex.movies          Discussing the ins and outs of certain movies.
alt.sex.mud.darkover.asmodean   Asmodean, God of Fuck.
alt.sex.mud.sojourn-diku        No description.
alt.sex.mythical        Penthouse Letters.
alt.sex.nasal-hair      Get the trimmers, that stuff is gross.
alt.sex.necrophilia     Dead people as stimulus.
alt.sex.nfs             The pleasures and complications of remote mounting.
alt.sex.nudels.me.too   No description.
alt.sex.oral            Not involving sound.  Void where prohibited by law.
alt.sex.orgy            Discussion of orgies and group sex.
alt.sex.parper          For all your parpering needs, kind sir.
alt.sex.pedophilia      Discussing the issues around attraction to children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.boys The issues around attraction to boy children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.girls        The issues around attraction to girl children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.pictures     Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.sex.pedophilia.swaps        Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.sex.phone           Sex on the line.
alt.sex.pictures        Gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.sex.pictures.d      Discussion of gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.sex.pictures.female Copyright violations featuring mostly females.
alt.sex.pictures.male   Copyright violations featuring mostly males.
alt.sex.plushies        Plush Sex: Strategically Placed Holes.
alt.sex.pre-teens       Discussing the sexuality of pre-teen people.
alt.sex.prevost         Stop the insanity.
alt.sex.prom            The precursor to many a deflowering.
alt.sex.prostitution    The oldest profession.
alt.sex.reptiles        Possibly sex between reptiles, but probably with them.
alt.sex.safe            For the discussion and encouragement of safe sex.
alt.sex.senator-exon    Exon does the nasty. We have proof!
alt.sex.services        The oldest profession.
alt.sex.sgml            Markup languages as a sexual tool.
alt.sex.sheep.baaa.baaa.baaa.moo        What's this? Bleats me!
alt.sex.skydiving.bondage       Agh, I can't reach the rip cord!
alt.sex.sm.fig          Sadism and masochism with mulberries.
alt.sex.snakes          Home of the Snake Cult.
alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism       The Snuff Film urban legend grows weirder.
alt.sex.sounds          Noises from the heat of passion.
alt.sex.spam            Roll your own joke for this one.
alt.sex.spanking        Bondage for beginners.
alt.sex.stories         For those who need it *NOW*.
alt.sex.stories.bondage Erotic stories involving bondage/dominations.
alt.sex.stories.d       For those who talk about needing it *NOW*.
alt.sex.stories.gay     Erotic tales involving homosexuals.
alt.sex.stories.hetero  Stories featuring heterosexual sex.
alt.sex.stories.incest  Stories about intrafamily sex.
alt.sex.stories.moderated       Stories with sexual content. (Moderated)
alt.sex.stories.tg      No description.
alt.sex.strip-clubs     Discussion of strip clubs, exotic dancers, etc.
alt.sex.super-size      Sex talk for very large people and their admirers.
alt.sex.swingers        The promiscuous crowd.
alt.sex.tasteless       Insipid sex.
alt.sex.teddy-ruxpin    No description.
alt.sex.teens           The sexuality of teenagers.
alt.sex.telephone       Discussion of phone sex services.
alt.sex.toons           Cartoon sex.
alt.sex.toupee          The subtopics of alt.sex are becoming more and more odd.
alt.sex.trans           Sex lives of transsexuals.
alt.sex.ugly            Not all girls are beautiful, but we love the ugly too.
alt.sex.uncut           Sex with uncircumcised men.
alt.sex.unnatural-acts.jesse-helms      The senator should lighten up.
alt.sex.video-swap      No description.
alt.sex.voxmeet         Group sex via the telephone.
alt.sex.voyeurism       A lot of lurkers in this group.
alt.sex.wanted          Requests for erotica, either literary or in the flesh.
alt.sex.wanted.escorts.ads      Looking for escorts.
alt.sex.wanted.escorts.ads.d    No description.
alt.sex.wanted.models   Bet there are a lot of models beating a path to here.
alt.sex.wanted.thedavid To streamline things a bit.
alt.sex.watersports     Not quite co-ed naked water polo.
alt.sex.weight-gain     Exploring the eroticism of feeding and being fed.
alt.sex.wizards         Questions for only true sex wizards.
alt.sex.young           The sexuality of young people.
alt.sex.zoophile        A euphemism for alt.sex.bestiality.
alt.sex.zoophilia       A euphemism for alt.sex.bestiality.
alt.sexual.abuse.recovery       Helping others deal with traumatic experiences.
alt.sexy.bald.captains  More Stardrek.
alt.sf4m                A group for forumites everywhere.  We know who you are.
alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy       "Worlds Beyond" shared universe.
alt.shared-reality.startrek.klingon     Klingons: Blood, Honor and Tribbles.
alt.shenanigans         Practical jokes, pranks, randomness, etc.
alt.shoe.lesbians       A discussion for shoe lesbians and their friends.
alt.showbiz.gossip      A misguided attempt to centralise gossip.
alt.shut.the.hell.up.geek       Group for Usenet motto.
alt.silly-group.im-matt I.M. Pei's little known bland brother.
alt.silly-group.persian Rugs, cats, lambs, etc.
alt.silly.group.names.d Eponymy.
alt.silly.little.newsgroup      With a silly.big.name.
alt.skate               Use rec.sport.skating.* instead.
alt.skate-board         Discussion of all apsects of skate-boarding.
alt.skate.figure        Use rec.sport.skating.ice.figure instead.
alt.skincare            Dermatology.
alt.skincare.acne       Fighting zits.
alt.skinheads           The skinhead culture/anti-culture.
alt.skinheads.moderated The skinhead culture/anti-culture. (Moderated)
alt.skunks              Le pew.
alt.sl9                 Crashing into Jupiter.
alt.slack               Posting relating to the Church of the Subgenius.
alt.smokers             Puffing on tobacco.
alt.smokers.cigars      From stogies to cubans.
alt.smokers.pipes       Briars, meerschaums, and calabashes.
alt.snail-mail          Mail sent on paper.  Some people still do that.
alt.snowmobiles         For bikers who don't like two wheels in snow and ice.
alt.society.anarchy     Societies without rulers.
alt.society.civil-liberty       Same as alt.society.civil-liberties.
alt.society.conservatism        Social, cultural, and political conservatism.
alt.society.fruitopia   Discord, but not Eris.
alt.society.futures     Musing on where we're all headed.
alt.society.generation-x        Lifestyles of those born 1960-early-1970s.
alt.society.labor-unions        Theory and practise of labor unions.
alt.society.mental-health       Keeping your marbles in the modern world.
alt.society.modern-life Multi-disciplinary discussion of today's world.
alt.society.neutopia    A place to further the cause of peace and love.
alt.society.resistance  Ohm's law applied to social science.
alt.society.revolution  Espousing Jeffersonian ideals.
alt.society.sovereign   Independence in society.
alt.society.underwear   What's the big deal, anyway?
alt.society.zeitgeist   Adult discussion of current events, love, music.
alt.soft-sys.corel.draw The Corel Draw graphics package.
alt.solar.photovoltaic  Generating voltage from the sun's energy.
alt.solar.thermal       Discussions of practical solar thermal energy use.
alt.solaris.x86         Sun's Solaris on Intel x86 compatible computers.
alt.soulmates           Richard Bach and his herculean odds.
alt.sources             Alternative source code, unmoderated. Caveat Emptor.
alt.sources.mac         Source code for Apple Macintosh computers.
alt.sources.wanted      Requests for source code.
alt.spam                What is that stuff that doth jiggle in the breeze?
alt.speech.debate       High school and collegiate debate and forensics.
alt.spirituality.circle Spirituality from a personal/experiential vantage.
alt.spleen              Venting as a biological function.
alt.sport.basketball.nba.orl-magic      Use alt.sports.basketball.nba.orlando-magic.
alt.sport.basketball.pro.fantasy        Rotisserie league basketball.
alt.sport.bowling       In the gutter again.
alt.sport.bungee        Like alt.suicide with rubber bands.
alt.sport.darts         Look what you've done to the wall!
alt.sport.falconry      Hunting with birds of prey.
alt.sport.foosball      Table soccer and dizzy little men.
alt.sport.horse-racing  Run for the roses: breeding, betting on & racing horses.
alt.sport.horse-racing.systems  Horse race handicapping systems & strategies.
alt.sport.jet-ski       Discussion of personal watercraft.
alt.sport.lacrosse      The game of lacrosse.
alt.sport.lasertag      Indoor splatball with infrared lasers.
alt.sport.llama-tipping Variant on old sport for those with no access to cows.
alt.sport.officiating   Being a referee.
alt.sport.paintball     Splat, you're it.
alt.sport.photon        Light amusement.
alt.sport.pool          Knock your balls into your pockets for fun.
alt.sport.racquetball   All aspects of indoor racquetball and related sports.
alt.sport.squash        With the proper technique, vegetables can go very fast.
alt.sport.street-hockey Discussions of street hockey.
alt.sport.weightlifting Use misc.fitness instead.
alt.sport.wrestling.amateur     Traditional Greco-Roman rasslin'.
alt.sports.badminton    Discussion about badminton.
alt.sports.baseball.atlanta-braves      Atlanta Braves major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.balt-orioles        Baltimore Orioles major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox  Boston Red Sox major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.calif-angels        California Angles major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.chi-whitesox        Chicago White Sox major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs        Chicago Cubs major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.cinci-reds  Cincinnati Reds major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.cleve-indians       Cleveland Indians major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.col-rockies Colorado Rockies major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.detroit-tigers      Detroit Tigers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.fla-marlins Florida Marlins major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.houston-astros      Houston Astros major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals   Kansas City Royals major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.la-dodgers  Los Angeles Dodgers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.minor-leagues       Minor league baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.mke-brewers Milwaukee Brewers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.mn-twins    Minnesota Twins major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.montreal-expos      Montreal Expos major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.ny-mets     New York Mets baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.ny-yankees  New York Yankees baeball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.oakland-as  Oakland As major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.phila-phillies      Philadelphia Phillies baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.pitt-pirates        Pittsburg Pirates major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.sd-padres   San Diego Padres major league baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.sea-mariners        Seattle Mariners major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants   San Francisco Giants baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.stl-cardinals       St Louis Cardinals baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.texas-rangers       Texas Rangers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.tor-bluejays        Toronto Blue Jays baseball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.college.big-5     Big 5 conference basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.ivy.penn  U of Pennsylvania (NOT Penn State!) basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.atlanta-hawks Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.boston-celtics        Boston Celtics NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.char-hornets  Charlotte Hornets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.chicago-bulls Chicago Bulls NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.clev-cavaliers        Cleveland Cavaliers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.dallas-mavs   Dallas Mavericks NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.denver-nuggets        Denver Nuggets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.det-pistons   Detroit Pistons NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.gs-warriors   Golden State Warriors NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.hou-rockets   Houston Rockets NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.ind-pacers    Indiana Pacers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-clippers   Los Angeles Clippers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-lakers     Los Angeles Lakers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.miami-heat    Miami Heat NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.mil-bucks     Milwaukee Bucks NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.mn-wolves     Minnesota Timberwolves NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.nj-nets       New Jersey Nets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.orlando-magic Orlando Magic NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.phila-76ers   Philadelphia 76ers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.phx-suns      Phoenix Suns NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.port-blazers  Portland Trailblazers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.sa-spurs      San Antonio Spurs NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.sac-kings     Sacramento Kings NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.seattle-sonics        Seattle Sonics NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.tor-raptors   Toronto Raptors NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.utah-jazz     Utah Jazz NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.vanc-grizzlies        Vancouver Grizzlies NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.wash-bullets  Washington Bullets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.pro.ny-knicks     New York Knicks NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.college.acc  The Atlantic Coast Conference.
alt.sports.college.atl10        No description.
alt.sports.college.big-east     Discussions of college sports in the Big East.
alt.sports.college.big10        The Big 10 college athletic conference.
alt.sports.college.conference-usa       Conference USA college athletics.
alt.sports.college.ivy-league   Ivy League athletics.
alt.sports.college.michigan     Sports at Michigan colleges.
alt.sports.college.notre-dame   Notre Dame sports.
alt.sports.college.ohio-state   OSU Sports plus a whole lot more.
alt.sports.college.pac-10       Discussions of college sports in the Pac 10.
alt.sports.college.sec  Sports in the SEC athletic conference.
alt.sports.college.sec.kentucky Sports at the University of Kentucky.
alt.sports.college.syracuse     Sports at Syracuse University.
alt.sports.college.utexas       Univerisity of Texas at Austin athletics.
alt.sports.darts        Dart throwing games.
alt.sports.football.arena       Arena football (US-style, not soccer).
alt.sports.football.college.fsu-seminoles       Florida U Seminoles football.
alt.sports.football.mn-vikings  Minnesota Vikings NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.oak-raiders Oakland Raiders NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ariz-cardinals  Arizona Cardinals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.atl-falcons     Atlanta Falcons NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.baltimore       Baltimore's franchise NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.buffalo-bills   Buffalo Bills NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.car-panthers    Carolina Panthers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.chicago-bears   Chicago Bears NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.cinci-bengals   Cincinnati Bengals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.cleve-browns    Cleveland Browns NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys  Dallas Cowboys NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.denver-broncos  Denver Broncos NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.detroit-lions   Detroit Lions NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.gb-packers      Green Bay Packers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.houston-oilers  Houston Oilers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.indy-colts      Indianapolis Colts NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.jville-jaguars  Jacksonville Jaguars NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.kc-chiefs       Kansas City Chiefs NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.la-raiders      Los Angeles Raiders NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.la-rams Los Angeles Rams NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.miami-dolphins  Miami Dolphins NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ne-patriots     New England Patriots NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.no-saints       New Orleans Saints NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ny-giants       New York Giants NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ny-jets New York Jets NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders     Oakland Raiders.
alt.sports.football.pro.phila-eagles    Philadelphia Eagles NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.phoe-cardinals  Phoenix Cardinals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.pitt-steelers   Pittsburgh Steelers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers     San Diego Chargers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sea-seahawks    Seattle Seahawks NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sf-49ers        San Francisco 49ers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.stl-rams        St. Louis Rams NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.tampabay-bucs   Tampa Bay Bucaneers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.wash-redskins   Washington Redskins NFL football talk.
alt.sports.gymnastics   Gymnastic competitions.
alt.sports.hockey.ahl   No description.
alt.sports.hockey.echl  EC Hockey League.
alt.sports.hockey.fantasy       Rotisserie league ice hockey.
alt.sports.hockey.ihl   I Hockey League.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.boston-bruins     Boston Bruins NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.buffalo-sabres    Buffalo Sabres NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.chat      Use rec.sport.hockey instead.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.chi-blackhawks    Chicago Blackhawks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.clgry-flames      Calgary Flames NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.col-avalanche     Colorado Avalanche NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.dallas-stars      Dallas Stars NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.det-redwings      Detroit Redwings NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.edm-oilers        Edmonton Oilers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.fla-panthers      Florida Panthers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.hford-whalers     Hartford Whalers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.la-kings  Los Angeles Kings NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.mtl-canadiens     Montreal Canadiens NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.nj-devils New Jersey Devils NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ny-islanders      New York Islanders NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ny-rangers        New York Rangers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ott-senators      Ottawa Senators NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila-flyers      Philadelphia Flyers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phx-coyotes       Phoenix Coyotes NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pit-penguins      Pittsburgh Penguins NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pitt-penguins     Use alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pit-penguins.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.que-nordiques     Quebec Nordiques NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.sj-sharks San Jose Sharks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.stl-blues Saint Louis Blues NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.tor-mapleleafs    Toronto Maple Leafs NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.vanc-canucks      Vancouver Canucks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.wash-capitals     Washington Captials NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.winnipeg-jets     Winnipeg Jets NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.rhi   Some hockey league, maybe.
alt.sports.soccer.european      Football, European style.
alt.sports.soccer.european.uk   Footballs, British style.
alt.stagecraft          Technical theatre issues.
alt.starfleet.rpg       Starfleet role playing stories.
alt.starfleet.rpg.german        Playing "Starfleet" using German language.
alt.startrek.bajoran    The Star Trek alien race known as the Bajorans.
alt.startrek.borg       Galactic spam.
alt.startrek.cardassian Cardassians in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.creative   Stories and parodies related to Star Trek.
alt.startrek.creative.erotica   Lustful stories set in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.klingon    AcK!  What is that thing on your head?!
alt.startrek.romulan    Romulans in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.tos.trekmuse       The MUSE based on StarTrek, the Original Series.
alt.startrek.trill      Discussions about Trills and symbiosis.
alt.startrek.uss-amagosa        The Internet Star Trek Society.
alt.startrek.vulcan     Vulcans in the Star Trek universe.
alt.steinberg.cubase    Discussion of Cubase and Steinberg Products.
alt.stories.erotic      Use rec.arts.erotica instead.
alt.stories.incest      Storied about intrafamiliy sexual relationships.
alt.stupidity           Discussion about stupid newsgroups.
alt.stupidity.spatch    ...and bacon.
alt.sufi                Awakening to marriage of the sacred to everyday life.
alt.suicide.holiday     Talk of why suicides increase at holidays.
alt.super.nes           Use rec.games.video.nintendo instead.
alt.supermodels         Discussing famous & beautiful models.
alt.supermodels.cindy-crawford  House of Style's overexposed host.
alt.support             Dealing with emotional situations & experiences.
alt.support.abortion    Pro-choice advocates.
alt.support.abuse-partners      People with people who were abused.
alt.support.aids.partners       Discussion of AIDS among serodiscordant couples.
alt.support.anxiety-panic       Support for people who have panic attacks.
alt.support.arthritis   Helping people with stiff joints.
alt.support.asthma      Dealing with labored breathing.
alt.support.ataxia      Helping people who can't control muscle movements.
alt.support.attn-deficit        Attention Deficit Disorder.
alt.support.attn-deficit.mates  People in relationships with ADD/ADHD afflicted.
alt.support.big-folks   Sizeism can be as awful as sexism or racism.
alt.support.boy-lovers  Peer support for boy lovers.
alt.support.breast-implant      Discussion of breast implants.
alt.support.breastfeeding       Discussion & support for breastfeeding.
alt.support.cancer      Emotional aid for people with cancer.
alt.support.cancer.prostate     Helping men with prostate cancer.
alt.support.cerebral-palsy      Cerebral Palsy support.
alt.support.childfree   Childless by choice support group.
alt.support.chronic-pain        Support group for those with chronic pain.
alt.support.crohns-colitis      Support for sufferers of ulcerative colitis.
alt.support.depression  Depression and mood disorders.
alt.support.depression.manic    Extremely serious depression problems.
alt.support.depression.seasonal Depression that comes and goes.
alt.support.diabetes.kids       Support for kids w/diabetes and their families.
alt.support.diet        Seeking enlightenment through weight loss.
alt.support.diet.rx     Discussion of the use of anorectic drugs in obesity.
alt.support.disabled.artists    To promote creativity among disabled artists.
alt.support.disabled.sexuality  Sexual issues relating to disabled people.
alt.support.dissociation        For persons with dissociative disorders.
alt.support.divorce     Discussion of marital breakups.
alt.support.dwarfism    Support for unusually short people. (Moderated)
alt.support.dystonia    The cyberspace support group for dystonia.
alt.support.eating-disord       People over the edge about weight loss.
alt.support.endometriosis       Endometriosis support group.
alt.support.epilepsy    Epilepsy support.
alt.support.ex-cult     Recovering from religious cult experiences.
alt.support.food-allergies      Discussion group for people with food allergies.
alt.support.foster-parents      People who are foster parents.
alt.support.glaucoma    Support for and by people with glaucoma.
alt.support.grief       Support group for the grieving.
alt.support.grief.pet-loss      For those grieving the loss of their pet.
alt.support.headaches.migraine  Discussion of migraine and headache ailments.
alt.support.hearing-loss        Support group for hearing impaired.
alt.support.herpes      Discussing herpes.
alt.support.ibs         Support for sufferers of irritable bowel syndrome.
alt.support.inter-cystitis      The urinary tract disease interstitial cystitis.
alt.support.jaw-disorders       Discussion of jaw-disorders.
alt.support.jock-strap  Helping genitals cope.
alt.support.kidney-failure      Helping people deal with kidney problems.
alt.support.learning-disab      For individuals with learning disabilities.
alt.support.loneliness  It's not easy being green.
alt.support.marfan      Marfan syndrome support group.
alt.support.marriage    Discussion of the problems and joys of marriage.
alt.support.menopause   Helping women through menopause.
alt.support.mult-sclerosis      Living with multiple sclerosis.
alt.support.myasthe-gravis      Support for those affected by myasthemia gravis.
alt.support.non-smokers Discussing issues relating to second-hand smoke.
alt.support.non-smokers.moderated       The dangers of secondhand smoke. (Moderated)
alt.support.obesity     Support/resources to treat obesity. (Moderated)
alt.support.ocd         For overcoming Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
alt.support.ostomy      Support and resources for people with ostomies.
alt.support.pco         The endocrine disorder PCO, Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome.
alt.support.personality Group for those with personality disorders.
alt.support.post-polio  Post Polio Syndrome discussion area.
alt.support.prostate.prostatitis        For individuals with prostatitis.
alt.support.schizophrenia       Mutual support for schizophrenics.
alt.support.short       Short people commiserate.
alt.support.shyness     Um, er, <blush>, well, maybe I will post, after all.
alt.support.single-parents      Single parenting solutions and support.
alt.support.sinusitis   Inflammation of the sinuses.
alt.support.skin-diseases       Psoriasis and other common skin afflictions.
alt.support.skin-diseases.psoriasis     Discussing the skin-disease psoriasis.
alt.support.sleep-disorder      For all types of sleep disorders.
alt.support.social-phobia       Helping Xenophobes.
alt.support.spina-bifida        Support for people dealing with Spina Bifida.
alt.support.step-parents        Dealing with step parents.
alt.support.stop-smoking        Getting over the nicotine addiction.
alt.support.stuttering  Support for people who stutter.
alt.support.survivors.prozac    Survivors of Prozac & all other SSRIs.
alt.support.tall        Issues of interest to tall people.
alt.support.telecommute How to earn your keep with a fifteen foot commute.
alt.support.thyroid     People with thyroid gland problems.
alt.support.tinnitus    Coping with ringing ears and other head noises.
alt.support.tourette    Support for folks with Tourette's Syndrome.
alt.support.trauma-ptsd Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
alt.support.turner-syndrom      Turner Syndrome support group.
alt.surfing             Riding the ocean waves.
alt.surfing.bodyboard   A mini-surfboard for playing in the ocean.
alt.surrealism          Surrealist ideologies and their influences.
alt.sustainable.agriculture     Such as the Mekong delta before Agent Orange.
alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork The beginning of the end.
alt.sys.amiga.blitz     The Blitz Basic programming language.
alt.sys.amiga.demos     Code and talk to show off the Amiga.
alt.sys.amiga.thor      Group for the multipurpose offline reader THOR.
alt.sys.intergraph      Support for Intergraph machines.
alt.sys.mac.newuser-help        A forum for Macintosh users new to the internet.
alt.sys.pc-clone.acer   Acer computer systems.
alt.sys.pc-clone.dell   Dell computer systems.
alt.sys.pc-clone.gateway2000    A PC clone vendor.
alt.sys.pc-clone.micron A PC clone vendor.
alt.sys.pc-clone.zeos   Zeos (Micron subsidiary) computer systems.
alt.sys.pdp10           The trusty old PDP 10.
alt.sys.pdp11           The trusty old PDP 11.
alt.sys.pdp8            The trusty old PDP  8.
alt.sys.perq            PERQ graphics workstations.
alt.sys.sun             Technical discussion of Sun Microsystems products.
alt.sysadmin.recovery   Getting over the trauma of system administration. (Moderated)
alt.taiwan.republic     Use soc.culture.taiwan instead.
alt.talk.esperanto      Diskutoj per la internacia lingvo.
alt.talk.korean         A lighthearted place for discussions concerning Koreans.
alt.talk.royalty        Discussion of royalty and nobility.
alt.talk.weather        General talk about the weather.
alt.tanya.shalayeva     Ask ay@sita.kiev.ua.
alt.tarot               Your destiny is in the cards.
alt.tasteless           Truly disgusting.
alt.tasteless.jokes     Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous.
alt.tasteless.penis     Try putting some chocolate on it.
alt.tasteless.pictures  Use alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless instead.
alt.tech-support.recovery       Horror stories of technical support.
alt.technology.misc     Use sci.engr instead.
alt.teens               Teenagers.
alt.teens.penpals       For teens to advertise for/find penpals.  NO SEX ADS!
alt.teens.poetry.and.stuff      Use rec.arts.poems instead.
alt.teens.sexuality     Discussion for teens about sex & sex issues.
alt.telescopes.meade.lx200      Discussion of Meade's LX200 telescope.
alt.tennis              Use rec.sport.tennis instead.
alt.test                Alternative subnetwork testing.
alt.test.a              No description.
alt.test.big.al         He's so big he needs his own test group.
alt.test.d              Discussion about posts in alt.test.
alt.test.group          No description.
alt.test.ignore.yes.its.that.easy       Naming, however, is more challenging.
alt.test.my.new.group   Thank you for sharing.
alt.test.one            Hardly just one.
alt.test.only           Stop interrupting testing with discussion.
alt.test.test           Think, people!  How many test groups do we really need?
alt.test.two            This is getting ridiculous.
alt.test.yer.posts      Directions for people who find "alt.test" too confusing.
alt.testing.testing     Radio check.
alt.theosophy           Teaching about God & the world based on mystic insight.
alt.thinking.hurts      So don't do that.
alt.this.is.yet.another.test    You made your bed, lie in it.
alt.thought.southern    No description.
alt.thrash              Thrashlife.
alt.tinygirls           Like alt.sex.fetish.waifs.
alt.toon-pics           Use alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons instead.
alt.torture             Remarkably insightful group name.
alt.toys.gi-joe         Yo Joe! The G.I.Joe/Action Force action figures.
alt.toys.hi-tech        Optimus Prime is my hero.
alt.toys.lego           Use rec.toys.lego instead.
alt.toys.transformers   From robots to vehicles and back again.
alt.transgendered       Boys will be girls, and vice-versa.
alt.travel.canada       All about travelling to Canada.
alt.travel.road-trip    Ever go to Montreal for pizza --- from Albany?
alt.treasure.hunting    Finding lost riches.
alt.troll               The gentle art of trolling, on Usenet and beyond.
alt.true-crime          Criminal acts around the world.
alt.tv.3rd-rock         Discussion of the NBC Sitcom 3rd Rock From the Sun.
alt.tv.ab-fab           Discussion of the BBC TV comedy Absolutely Fabulous.
alt.tv.amer-gothic      American Gothic.
alt.tv.animaniacs       Steven Spielberg's Animaniacs!
alt.tv.animaniacs.pinky-brain   Discussing Pinky & the Brain cartoons (Narf).
alt.tv.babylon-5        Use rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5 instead.
alt.tv.barney           He's everywhere.  Now appearing in several alt groups.
alt.tv.baywatch         The world's #1 show, aka "Babewatch".
alt.tv.beakmans-world   Some sort of science and comedy show.
alt.tv.beauty+beast     The Beauty and the Beast telly programme.
alt.tv.bh90210          Fans of "Beverly Hills 90210" TV show.
alt.tv.boston-common    NBC's "Boston Common" show.
alt.tv.brady-bunch      Here's the story of a lovely lady.
alt.tv.brisco-county    A western comedy adventure.
alt.tv.chicago-hope     Discussion of the TV Show Chicago Hope.
alt.tv.christy          Discussion of the TV show Christy and related issues.
alt.tv.comedy-central   Just what the hell is going on here?
alt.tv.commercials      Keep them on the boob tube and off the net.
alt.tv.dark_shadows     For the fans that refuse to die.
alt.tv.dinosaurs        A live action animated sitcom.
alt.tv.dinosaurs.barney.die.die.die     Squish the saccharine newt.
alt.tv.discovery.canada The Discovery Channel Canada discussion group.
alt.tv.duckman          The Duckman animated sitcom.
alt.tv.due-south        For the discussion of CTV's Due South.
alt.tv.due-south.creative       Fan fiction based on CTV's Due South.
alt.tv.earth2           Discussion of _Earth 2_ television series.
alt.tv.eek-the-cat      Fans of the television show Eek the Cat.
alt.tv.er               Discussion of the television show E.R.
alt.tv.forever-knight   The Forever Knight television programme.
alt.tv.frasier          Kelsey Grammer as Frasier.
alt.tv.friends          Discussion of NBC's comedy Friends.
alt.tv.game-shows       Just look at these wonderful prizes.
alt.tv.hermans-head     Fans of those inside (and outside) of Herman's Head.
alt.tv.highlander       There was only one, then a bad sequel, now a tv show.
alt.tv.home-imprvment   Discussions on the hit ABC sitcom Home Improvement.
alt.tv.homicide         A shotgun does an impressive job of destroying a TV.
alt.tv.ilovelucy        Oh Looocceeee, I'm ho-ome!
alt.tv.infomercials     30 minutes to sell you a vacuum hair cutting system.
alt.tv.kids-in-hall     The Kids in the Hall comedy skits.
alt.tv.kindred          Spirits.
alt.tv.knight-rider     Discussions about Knight Rider.
alt.tv.kungfu           "Kung-fu" and "Kung-fu, The Legend Continues".
alt.tv.law-and-order    The Law & Order television programme.
alt.tv.liquid-tv        Animated variety.
alt.tv.lois-n-clark     The new adventures of the man from Krypton, Superman.
alt.tv.lois-n-clark.fanfic      Fan fiction about Lois and Clark.
alt.tv.lost-in-space.danger.will-robinson.danger.danger.danger  Lost in Space.
alt.tv.mad-about-you    Some people really love their televisions.
alt.tv.magnum-pi        Tom Selleck stars as a hunky private investigator.
alt.tv.mash             Nothing like a good comedy about war and dying.
alt.tv.max-headroom     Blipverts will kill ya.
alt.tv.melrose-place    Cat fights and sleaziness, Wednesdays on FOX.
alt.tv.mission-imposs   Discussing all incarnations of Mission: Impossible.
alt.tv.mst3k            Hey, you robots! Down in front!
alt.tv.mtv              I want my MTV.
alt.tv.muppets          Miss Piggy on the tube.
alt.tv.murder-one       Discussion of the TV Series "Murder One".
alt.tv.mwc              "Married... With Children".
alt.tv.my-s-c-life      My So-Called Life and Operation Life Support.
alt.tv.networks.cbc     Shows on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC).
alt.tv.newsradio        Discussion of the NBC sitcom Newsradio.
alt.tv.nick-at-nite     Nickelodeon tries to appeal to the Boomers.
alt.tv.nickelodeon      The first network for kids.
alt.tv.northern-exp     For the TV show with moss growing on it.
alt.tv.nowhere-man      The TV show "Nowhere Man" on US UPN stations.
alt.tv.nypd-blue        For fans of the NYPD Blue TV show.
alt.tv.party-of-five    Fans of Fox's Party of Five.
alt.tv.picket-fences    The Picket Fences show.
alt.tv.prisoner         The Prisoner television series from years ago.
alt.tv.public-access    Public access and community television.
alt.tv.quantum-leap.creative    Fanfiction relating to the show Quantum Leap.
alt.tv.real-world       Discussion of the MTV programme "The Real World".
alt.tv.reboot           Convincing 3-D animation.
alt.tv.red-dwarf        The British sci-fi/comedy show.
alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy     Some change from Lassie, eh?
alt.tv.road-rules       Road Rules, MTV series.
alt.tv.robotech         The Robotech animated SF TV series.
alt.tv.rockford-files   But he won't do windows.
alt.tv.roseanne         In all her glory.
alt.tv.saved-bell       Saved by the Bell, a sitcom for teens.
alt.tv.scott-bakula     For fans of TV/movie actor Scott Bakula.
alt.tv.sctv             SCTV (Second City TV) & alumni discussions.
alt.tv.seaquest         Deep sea adventures in the future.
alt.tv.seinfeld         A funny guy.
alt.tv.sentai           Live action Asian SF/Fantasy discussion, etc.
alt.tv.sesame-street    Sunny day.
alt.tv.silk-stalkings   USA's Silk Stalkings murder/mystery show.
alt.tv.simpsons         Don't have a cow, man!
alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy  The cartoon-within-a-cartoon.
alt.tv.sitcom           General discussion on TV situation comedies.
alt.tv.sliders          FOX's Sliders.
alt.tv.sliders.creative Writing stories in the Slider's show environment.
alt.tv.snl              Saturday Night Live, older but not better.
alt.tv.space-a-n-b      Space: Above and Beyond.
alt.tv.sports           Sports on television.
alt.tv.star-trek.ds9    Deep Space 9.
alt.tv.star-trek.tos    The original Star Trek series.
alt.tv.star-trek.voyager        Another Star Trek universe show:  Voyager.
alt.tv.swatkats         No description.
alt.tv.talkshows.daytime        Babble.
alt.tv.talkshows.late   Late night wars on the major networks.
alt.tv.the-critic       FOX's animated series with Jon Lovmyself.
alt.tv.the-jihad        No description.
alt.tv.the-tick         SPOOON!!!
alt.tv.tiny-toon        Discussion about the "Tiny Toon Adventures" show.
alt.tv.tiny-toon.sex    Careful with that cel!
alt.tv.tv-nation        Some show called "TV Nation".
alt.tv.twin-peaks       Discussion about the popular (and unusual) TV show.
alt.tv.v                Discussion of the sci-fi phenomenon V.
alt.tv.vr5              V.R. 5.
alt.tv.wings            For Sandpiper Air Frequent Flyers.
alt.tv.wiseguy          A wise guy.
alt.tv.x-files          Extra-terrestrial coverup conspiracies.
alt.tv.x-files.creative Creative writings for the The X-Files.
alt.tv.xena             No description.
alt.tv.xuxa             That Connie Dobbs clone, her tv show, and her double Xs.
alt.ufc                 No description.
alt.ufo.reports         Use alt.paranet.ufo instead.
alt.union.iatse         A entertainment/information industries union.
alt.union.natl-writers  Publishing industry & labor movement.
alt.unix.wizards        Like comp.unix.wizards, only unmoderated.
alt.usa-sucks           Not like an Electolux.
alt.usage.english       English grammar, word usages, and related topics.
alt.usage.german        Questions and answers about the German language.
alt.usenet.kooks        I have a theory about why we have such crazy theories.
alt.usenet.manifestoes  Mission statements, purposes on the net. (Moderated)
alt.usenet.offline-reader       Getting your fix offline.
alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent   Forte, Inc.'s Agent offline readers.
alt.usenet.reposts      Use alt.best.of.internet instead.
alt.utensils.spork      No, it's a foon!  Or a floorwax and dessert topping.
alt.uu.announce         Announcements of Usenet University.
alt.uu.comp.os.linux.questions  Usenet University helps with LINUX.
alt.uu.lang.esperanto.misc      Learning Esperanto at the Usenet University.
alt.uu.lang.russian.misc        Learning Russian at the Usenet University.
alt.uu.math.misc        Learning math at the Usenet University.
alt.uunet.anti-trust    Legal theories of Stephen Boursy.
alt.vacation.las-vegas  Everything you always wanted to know about Vegas.
alt.vampyres            Discussion of vampires and related writings, films, etc.
alt.video.dvd           Discussion of Digital Video Disk hardware and software.
alt.video.games.reviews Reviews of video games.
alt.video.laserdisc     LD players and selections available for them.
alt.video.tape-trading  Trading of legally copied videos.
alt.videos.bootlegs     Illegally made tapes of commercial events.
alt.visa.us             Discussion/information on visas pertaining to US.
alt.war                 Not just collateral damage.
alt.war.civil.usa       Discussion of the U.S. Civil War (1861-1865).
alt.war.vietnam         Discussion of all aspects of the Vietnam War.
alt.warez.ibm-pc        D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.apps   D00DZ in favour of pirating PC applications.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.games  D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.old    D00DZ in favour of pirating old PC software.
alt.waves               Tsunami.  Gesundheit.
alt.webedit             Use alt.html.editors.webedit instead. (Moderated)
alt.wedding             Use soc.couples.wedding instead.
alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die  Ensigns just get no respect.
alt.who.is.bob          Bob's not here.
alt.wholesale           Nobody else pays retail, why should you?
alt.windows.cde         The Common Desktop Environment.
alt.windows95           Use comp.os.ms-windows.* instead.
alt.winsock             Windows Sockets.
alt.winsock.programming Programming Windows Sockets.
alt.winsock.trumpet     The Trumpet newsreader.
alt.wired               Wired Magazine.
alt.wolves              Discussing pure wolves.
alt.wolves.hybrid       Wolf-dogs and other crosses.
alt.women.attitudes     The different attitudes that women have.
alt.women.shesaid       Women-only discussion group. Not moderated.
alt.women.supremacy     Women's social status and general gender wars.
alt.www.hotjava         Discussions of Sun Microsystems's Java language.
alt.yoga                All forms and aspects of yoga.
alt.zen                 It is.
alt.zima                A clear malt beverage, better with lime.
alt.zines               Small magazines, mostly noncommercial.