PHUNNY THINGS TO SAY ON ANSWERING MACHINES

Everyone has one, and you can hack them if you want, but that might not be your style. So I've
made this file for those of us who are too lazy to learn how to hack answering machines. This
basically tells some things you can say on answering machines to annoy them.

NOTE: Of course, you'll need to dial *67 before you call the number to block the caller ID if
your victim has it. 

DISCLAIMER: I'm not responsible for anything that goes wrong with the instructions in this
textfile. As far as I'm concerned, this is for informational purposes only.

"This is Dr. Smith, and the donor heart has just arrived! Come to the hospital immediately! If
you don't hurry, it will be no good by the time you get it!"

"I bet you have more important things to do other than to listen to this messege, eh?"

"Hello, this is gayporn.com customer service calling to verify that the shipment of the gay porn
grand collection 10 tape set has arrived at your residence."

"This is Calvin speaking, and I'd like to order a large anchovy pizza with extra cheese,
breadsticks, and a Coke."

"You motherf-cking @$$hole! You ran over my dog last week! I'm gonna kill you!"

"This is to let you know that I am hiding in your bedroom closet and am going to jump out and
kill you as soon as this messege finishes playing."

"Hello, this is god. Oh, wait, wrong number."

"(Play a full version of any song. Preferably something annoying like the Spice Girls.)"

"The purpose of this file is to annoy you, and from the looks of it, I'm doing a pretty good
job!"

"(Puking sound)"

"I...know...what...you...did...last...summer."

"Mi camino en perro popa!" (This is "You stepped in dog poop!" in Spanish.

Well, that's all I could think of right now, so enjoy!

The Enphorcer

ByteBark1@aol.com

May 27, 2001
11:37 PM