How to prank your school 2017 without getting caught
By: 3ris
//Disclaimer: Please note that I do not endorse vandalism nor destruction of school property. I
am not responsible for your actions, and this textfile is for educational purposes only.
Now, speaking of educational purposes...
Heyo! I.m going to show you how to prank your school in 2017 without getting caught! I.m sure
many of you on here get bored at school a LOT. There.s nothing to do, it.s too easy, it.s boring,
and I.m surrounded by boring people...sound like you? Haha, me too.
Here are a few ideas I thought of:
I. Po0p the school
II. Change the toilet paper
III. Start a scavenger hunt
IV. Create a radical social media account
V. Spread some noise!
VI. Smoke-bomb the joint
VII. Go for a dunkin-run
I. Po0p the school
I got this idea from an anarchist at my school who actually, literally, PHYSICALLY, pooped the
school. She went to all the wings, A-E, and literally sat down to take a shit in the bathroom
sinks. She even went into the boys. bathroom to do this while I was on lookout, and she never
got caught. She was called the .Alphabet Pooper. lol
Now, you don.t have to literally poop if you find it disgusting or disturbing, but if you go to
Amazon, you can order fake poop and a package of stink smell (search up .stink bomb.)
Instructions:
1. Choose your wing. Make sure to do this during class or lunch.
2. Have at least one person on lookout (but no more than two) while you poop the bathrooms.
3. You can decorate the sinks, floor, or even the toilets and soap dispensers. Smearing the
mirror is always hilarious
4. Do not waste; get rid of all the evidence.
II. Change the toilet paper
I did this a few days ago, and I went into each wing.s bathroom and changed all of the toilet
paper to rolls of Donald Trump faces. It was so hilarious and every liberal was so mad ;D (I do
not do politics; this was just a prank)
Instructions:
1. Go to Amazon and order some radical toilet paper. Each bathroom probably has like 5 stalls,
and depending on if you want to decorate both genders and how many wings your school has,
purchase as many rolls as necessary (I ordered 25 rolls and only did one gender).
2. Either at the beginning or the end of the day, start redecorating. Make sure you have ONE
person on the lookout and cover for you. Two or more people is a little risky.
3. Make sure not to waste; if you have leftover rolls, tp the place or do something creative. Get
rid of all the evidence.
III. Start a scavenger hunt (a little difficult)
This requires some financial stability, time, and a creative mind. However, correctly executed, it
can be exciting.
Instructions:

1. Show up at your school extremely early in the morning, or stay after school to do this. Tape $
bills to the doors of every room, and tape pre-printed notes to the doors as well. Make sure they
say something like .You want more free money? Follow the clues and you just might find a $100
bill!. And include the clue.
2. Then, brainstorm more clues and see how long you can keep everyone hyped and searching.
If you beat my friend.s record of five days, you.re a genius.
3. It is your choice whether or not to let the people find $100 real. If you choose not to, make
sure you never bring up the scavenger hunt and only talk about it when asked. It is better to
keep your involvement a secret, because many will probably shoot you for wasting their time :)
IV. Create a radical social media account
This one is more risky, but it is soo extremely worth it. Only attempt if you are very bored and
either have nothing to lose, or if you know your shit. I did this twice and never got caught, but it
requires time, intelligence, patience, and quick-thinking. It also helps to be a bit creative.
Instructions:
Account type 1 - confession account
You can find these all over Instagram. This was my first type of .radical. account, and here is
what I did. I had just gotten back from this huge camp when I decided to have a little fun. I
created an account where people from my camp and past camps could DM their confessions of

what happened at those camps (some sexual and a little amoral), and I posted cute Tumblr-
style pics with their confessions. I created a .savage. personality, and after only three days, the

account blew up to an astonishing..........1k followers! Wow, I know, I was famous, save the
applause. Now, before I had created this, I made sure to take a few precautions. When signing
up for the Instagram, I entered in fake information. I made sure no one knew who I was. Then,
someone reported my account and I had to verify my phone number to .secure my account..
This is where I messed up. I entered it and forgot to delete it right after. The director of the camp
gave me a call the next day, and I frantically rushed to delete that account. He then called my
dad while he was at work to tell him about what I had done, making it sound like the most
important thing to him was to cover up everything that had happened at the camps to maintain
his precious rep, even if that required ruining one innocent teenager.s life. Needless to say, my
dad was extremely angry at him and I got off scot-free. The stupid prick forgot to block his
number when he called me, so I doxed him. Lesson learned: double-check that you are
completely anonymous.
Account type 2 - roasting account
This was my second type of .radical account.. It was for the people at my school. It started off as
an account where I would post seemingly-immature posts like a middle schooler, and I had
changed my writing style so that there were many spelling mistakes. I did this so that no one
would ever recognize me. Gradually, after hitting 600 followers, I turned it into a roasting
account where I severely insulted people by bringing up their close-minded views and correcting
them. My account was reported three times, and this went on for three months before it was
shut down. The people at my school were so mad, and I left deliberate clues that I was a
student at [] High School who was an anarchist with a god complex who wanted every mortal to
worship me and had the genius GPA of 2.4. Totally false! So after my account was shut down,
there was an investigation, and they.re still trying to find the .stupid fuck who created that
roasting account..
With enough skill exercised, you too can demolish your boredom, at least temporarily, and leave
behind a legacy.
V. Spread some noise!
Suggested toons: Sex noises, rap music with excessive expletives, pop music with Justin Bieber
in it, annoying earworms, the TROLL SONG!, communist propaganda
Instructions:

1. Get yourself a small, but loud loudspeaker.
2. Hide it strategically somewhere in your school
3. Blast that thing on full volume, sit back, and watch administration try to locate the source of
.all that racket.. Keep it going until they find it or until it runs out of battery.
4. If they look for who did it, there is no evidence. You will not get caught unless you run your
mouth period.
VI. Smoke-bomb the joint
Again, this requires skill, confidence, and intelligence. It is extremely risky, and you will be
arrested and expelled for vandalism if you get caught. Thankfully, you have me to guide you!
You should not do this all-in-one-go; plant one smoke bomb per day, and shuffle wings. Make
sure you are doing this during a time when you know no one is around. And if you do it during
class, make sure your teacher knows that you are gone; don.t go skipping class. That is how
you will get caught.
Instructions:
1. Buy some smoke bombs (you know, those colorful ones they use at music festivals and
photography) on Amazon.
2. Show up to school in your normal clothes and backpack. Inside your normal backpack, bring
a change of dark clothes (hoodie and long pants that you never wear to school, sunglasses that
you never wear, a backpack, and some gloves), as well as one smoke bomb. This is so that no
one recognizes you.
3. When you arrive, find a place with no cameras or people that.s NOT a bathroom (or pick a
bathroom behind walls and out of camera range) and change. Make sure to hide all your hair if
it.s long and put on the hood. Wear those shades, and try to avoid teachers. Make sure you
leave your normal backpack behind, and make sure to put all your supplies in your other
backpack that you will be currently carrying on your back.
4. When you get to the bathroom, there might be some people in there. Make sure to pick the
stall closest to the wall-stall and that no one is in the wall-stall. Put on gloves to prevent staining
your hands, deploy your bomb, and slide it under to the wall-stall. Flush the toilet, take off the
gloves and wash your hands, and leave before the bomb defuses and you get stained by color.
5. Casually stroll back to the place you changed, and change back into your normal look. Pack
up and head back to class.
6. Act surprised when people find out that someone set off a smoke bomb and colored the
whole bathroom pink. The only suspects will the the ones stained with your color.
7. To confuse the hell out of anyone who suspects you, make sure you did this in the opposite
gender.s bathroom. If you are a girl and choose to do this, make sure you try your best to sound
and look like a guy. You don.t want to be a girl in a guy.s bathroom for many reasons, right?
8. Finally, if you keep your mouth shut, you will not get caught. It is extremely hilarious if it works
seamlessly! My
VII. Finally, go for a dunkin-run!
A friend of mine hated his school and administration so much, he decided to get a group of
friends to go to dunkin donuts during class. There were about ten people and they all just
skipped class to have fun. When they got back to school, they were all drug tested and (they
were clean) it didn.t go on their permanent records because there were so many of them. It all
depends, really, and I can.t help you if you get caught doing this. Just decide whether it.s worth
it or not (sooooo worth it).

I hope my methods and advice are very helpful and educational, and have a swell day!
3ris, Goddess Of Discord And Strife, is outta tha house!
Peace~