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  "FUCK!" screamed the lady as she was being rushed to the
hospital. The heroin still rushed through her veins even as she
was going to have her baby. Nodding out every few seconds, and the 
waking again to blurt out words in vein, only to nod out again. The
medics didnt even know if she was going to survive. They feared her
heart would implode.

  "We need more oxygen." demanded the EMT. The father sitting still 
and licking his lips from the last hit of crack. He wanted more...
"Damn kid...", he thought, "...already getting in the way."

  Once at the hospital, they rushed her to the delivery room. The
doctor bent down, ready to recieve the baby, took one look at the
enormity ov a vagina in front of him and passed out. They called 
in a second doctor with a stronger stomach. He bent, and told to
give a push.

  "Fucking Christ!!!!", the Doctor yelled, "HOW IN THE FUCK....?!?!?".

  "What is it Doctor??" one of the Nurses questioned.  

  "Not only is this baby coming out ass backwards, but this baby is coming
out OF AN ASS?!?!?!" the Doctor said with serene disqust. 

  "What do you mean?", questioned the Nurse again. She stepped foward to
take a look, and turned puke green with nausea. She bent to puke, and as
she expunged her stomach fluids she muttered the words: "Motherless God".

  "Well, up in up people, we have to deliver this baby." the Doctor noted.
The doctor bent down to get a closer view of the challenge ahead of him, 
still puzzled by how this baby could logically be born. The first thing
he took note of was the umbilical cord. It was attached to not only his
naval, but his asshole as well. He was literally feeding himself his
own shit. "My god..." the Doctor exclaimed, "..this boy is eating shit."

  "Give a push, he is almost out.", as was the Doctor from the 
exalted qrotesque smell. And with one last push the scatbrat
was born at the exact moment the Doctor fell to his knees and
collapsed.

 With one look the scatbrat had a mouth full of shit, both of his
middle fingers extended, and a shameless hard on. 

 The ScatBrat was born......  

  
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