* * * * * * * * A A N N A A D D A A A A N N N A A D D A A A A N N N A A D D A A A *** A N N A *** A D D A *** A A A N N A A D D A A A ****************************** A A "In Honor Of 2 Crazy 4 U" aNAda #35 A A A A by Phairgirl 03/30/00 A A A ******************************************************************** Private message from #6: 2 crazy 4 u (@proxy-112.iap.bryant.webtv.net) HI...STATS?? 'LMAO' hey there hottie are ya lookin for some cybersex? *LOL* i'm a sexy gorgeous 13 year old :) Private message from #6: 2 crazy 4 u (@proxy-112.iap.bryant.webtv.net) MMMMM HELLOOO, 13 EH?....OK HERE IS THE DEAL U SWEET YOUNG THING U..... IF U GOTS SOME COTTEN CANDY GROWIN DOWN BETWEEN THE LEGS...I WILL GIVE U A ROCKET TO RIDE ON 'LMAO' ahhh but just be careful not to pop the herpy blisters... when daddy does it stings a little... {***************************} 2 Crazy's illustrious career in Infinity Chat, a cheap cgi web-based chat, began with his WebTV and his handle, GOD OF FUCK, which got him instantly banned. Fuck tact. Later christened 2 Crazy 4 U, this guy spent all of his time doing nothing but trying to piss off everyone he came across. I hated him, much in a way that everyone hates a troller, but in a much more immature way, because this was an under 20 chat. It was strange watching 2 Crazy morph, however. Over the course of a few months, he took a liking to a few people, brought his friends to Infinity, and generally made himself a home. He turned out not only to be a pretty decent guy, but also the main reason to come into chat night after night. He was also one of the oldest chatters -- at the time, he was 23. Eventually, as what happens to many people, 2 Crazy just kind of faded away. He had been damaged by cyber-dating, the internet's luster wore thin, and the fun just stopped happening. It was getting a little too much like real life. And real life is no more fun in an under-20 chat than it is right outside your front door. During the year or so of fun that 2 Crazy 4 U was an active centerpiece, he managed to have a hand in a couple of website projects, and with a little assistance, began a web diary that has all but been forgotten by everyone but me. I feel a civic duty to keep it alive, because 2 Crazy has no idea what kind of impact he's had. He doesn't realize that every day, people ask me and any other oldschool Infinity chatter that they can find for his e-mail address. His WebTV account is long since dead and gone, although his ancient, pathetic Angelfire web diary still stands. But I just can't let him go and die. After you read the web diary, you probably will wish I did let him go and live the rest of his life in peace, let him forget about the stupidity he published so long ago, and forget about a pathetic groupie like me. Heh. But hey, if this doesn't bring him out of the woodwork, nothing will, and at least I can say that I tried. 2 Crazy, if you're not dead, we miss you. You live on, my wonderful pet ferret and partner in crime. {***************************} MY FUCKED UP DAILY LIFE ALRIGHT THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE A DAILY OR CLOSE TO DAILY DEPENDING ON HOW DAMN LAZY I GET..JOURNAL OF MY THOUGHTS AND OUTLOOKS AND MESSED UP OPINIONS ON LIFE SO IN OTHERWORDS THIS IS GONNA BE ONE WILD AND BUMPY RIDE SO BUCKLE UP AND HANG ON TIGHT!!!.... SEPTEMBER 16, 1997-FIRST POST WELL HERE IT IS MY FIRST POST AND I AM ALREADY OUT OF THINGS TO SAY THIS AINT A GOOD SIGN... DID U EVER WONDER WHO THE MASTERMIND WAS BEHIND THE STRIPES ON SOCKS?? I HAVE HAD A HEADACHE FOR 4 DAMN DAYS STRAIGHT DAYS NOW...AND HEY I DONT EVEN GET PMS I AM A GUY WHAT IS GOIN ON HERE?? IF MR BURGER KING AND MRS RONALD MCDONALD LIKE UM GOT IT ON WOULD IT BE A WHOPPER THAT POPPED OUT OR A BIG MAC??? WELL TODAY IS TUESDAY AND GOD DAMN I LEFT THE HOUSE TODAY!!! AND SOME OF U OUT THERE SAID I DONT HAVE A LIFE?? HA HA TO BAD!!..WHO KNOWS MAYBE TOMORROW I WILL LEAVE THE HOUSE TOO!!! SEPTEMBER 17,1997 YES I AM LEAVING THE HOUSE TODAY...NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY..... I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE...THIS IS GETTING TO PISS ME OFF BIG TIME... WELL ACTUALLY I GOT UP TO EARLY TODAY AND HAVE NOTHIN ELSE TO WRITE SO I AM GONNA GO NOW AND NOT TAKE UP ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME I LIED!! I AM STILL WRITING HEARD A RUMOR TODAY THAT THE ONLY REASON MAYOR MCCHEESE IS MAYOR IS THAT HE DID SEXUAL FAVORS FOR ALL OF RONALDS FRIENDS IN EXHCANGE FOR VOTES..... FINALLY...WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO PUT A PISS HOLE IN MENS UNDERWEAR?? DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY USE IT???? SEPTEMBER 18,1997-HAPPY B-DAY WEBTV DAMN MY MOM BOUGHT THEM GENERIC APPLE JACKS AGAIN!!1 GOD I HATE WHEN SHE GOES CHEAP ON ME!!! NO ONE CAN DO CEREAL LIKE KELLOGS CAN!! WHAT THE HELL IS A SNOT ANYWAY?? HERE WE GO AGAIN...THIS IS DAY 4 OF ME HAVING A HEADACHE AND STIFF NECK... SOMEONE MUST NOT LIKE ME I AM LIKE GOING TO NYC THIS WEEKEND..THATS GONNA BE SOOOOO COOL!!! GONNA HIT MSG AND SEE SOME MONDAY NIGHT RAW THEN HIT THE VILLAGE AND UM WELL HOPE I DONT GET MUGGED IN THAT DAMN CITY IN THE PROCESS I THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY...." WHY DONT BLIND PEOPLE SKYDIVE??....CAUSE IT SCARES THE HELL OUT OF THE SEEING EYE DOGS!!" HEY I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY FINALLY.....WHO THE HELLS IDEA WAS IT FOR THEM BAGS IN THE BOXES OF CEREAL?? I AM SO DAMN EXUASTED JUST TRYING TO OPEN THE DAMN BAG I AM TO TIRED TO EAT AFTERWARDS..... SEPTEMBER 19, 1997-A GUESTBOOK?!?!? YES I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE AND STIFF NECK.... A GUESTBOOK?? YEP I GOTS A GUESTBOOK NOW!!! SO YA KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS..MY GUESTBOOK BOYCOTT IS NOW OVER SO STEP ON IN AND SIGN MINE BELOW AND I WILL FINALLY SIGN YOURS!!!!!!!! DONT YA JUST HATE PEOPLE WITH DIRTY FEET?? QUOTE OF THE WEEK "AS SOON AS THEY IDIOT PROOF THE WORLD A BETTER IDIOT WILL COME ALONG" FINALLY....WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS CRYSTAL PEPSI ANYWAY???.... SEPTEMBER 20, 1997 THE HEADACHE AND STIFF NECK CONITNUES.......... I WATCHED RETURN OF THE JEDI LAST NIGHT...AND I WILL ADMIT WHEN THE PRINCESS LAIA BIKINI SCENE CAME ON I PAUSED IT AND RUBBED ONE OUT..... ONE MORE DAY TILL MY BIG 3 DAY VACATION!!!... WELL MY HEAD HURTS AND SINCE I GOT YOU ALREADY COUNTED ON MY COUNTER I AM GONNA STOP WRITING NOW.... FINALLY......WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MCD.L.T. ANYWAY??? SEPTEMBER 21, 1997 UM I AINT REALLY HEAR TODAY SO LETS LIKE PRETEND THIS DAY DONT EXICST...... SEPTEMBER 22, 1997 HEY HEY HEY I AM IN NYC AND I AM GONNA BE ON NATIONAL TV ON THE USA NETWORK AS I AM ON MY WAY TO THE MADISON SQUARE GUARDEN TO SEE MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!! ....OH YA MY NECK IS STILL STIFF AND I DO STILL HAVE THAT DAMN HEADACHE!!!!!! SEPTEMBER 23, 1997 HELLO HELLO AGAIN!! YES THIS CRAZY DUDE IS HOME FROM MY TRIP!! AND YEP I STILL HAVE A HEADACHE AND STIFF NECK....I AM STARTIN TO GET WORRIED ABOUT THIS THING 'L' OK HERE IS THE DEAL I NEED U TO COME TO THIS PAGE EACH AND EVERY DAY AND READ MY USELESS RAMBLINGS...MY COUNTER AINT GOIN AS FAST AS I WANT IT TOO AND BESIDES IF WE GET THIS COUNTER UP HIGH, I CAN GET LIKE FREE PASSWORDS TO PORNO AND STUFF BY PUTTING BANNERS ON HERE!!! WOULDNT THAT BE COOL?? SO DAMN IT GET CRACKING AND KEEP COMIN BACK!!!!! IF I GOT LIKE LAID IN A DREAM AND IF FELT LIKE REALLY GOOD WOULD THAT LIKE COUNT FOR REAL?? HEY AFTER ALL ITS THE WAY IT FEELS THAT COUNTS RIGHT??? FINALLY.....DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY USE ALGEBRA ANYWAY??? SEPTEMBER 24, 1997 YEP I SEEN THE DOC ABOUT MY NECK AND HEAD AND OF COURSE HE LOOKED AT IT GAVE ME SOME PAIN KILLERS SAID CALL ME IN A WEEK AND THEN TOOK MY DAMN MONEY..... I OWE THIS CLASSIC LINE TO MY CHAT BROTHA MARLEY..."IF IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN KEEP ON LICKIN IF IT SMELLS LIKE TROUT GET THE HELL OUT!!!... I WAS LIKE RUBBING ONE OUT LAST NIGHT AND WAS THINKING ABOUT REJECTIONS AND THE TOTAL REJECTION WOULD BE IF YOUR HAND REJECTED U.... I AM GONNA TAKE A MOMENT TO GO ON A RANT HERE...CHATROOMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PLACES TO GO AND TALK TO PEOPLE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME..SOMETIMES IT DONT WORK OUT THAT WAY....I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TAKE A SECOND AND REMIND EACH AND EVERYONE OF U THAT THE PERSON U ARE TALKING TO IS MADE OF FLESH AND BONE JUST LIKE U AND TO BE CAREFULL IN WHAT U SAY AND SO WITH THEM CAUSE NOBODY EVER WANTS TO BE HURT AND WE ALL TOO QUICKLY FORGET THAT SOMETIMES.... FINALLY....WHY THE HELL IS IT ALWAYS ME THAT ENDS UP ON THE TOILET WHEN THE TOILET PAPER RUNS OUT???? SEPTEMBER 25, 1997-THE GUESTBOOK IS BACK!!! YES U READ CORRECT!! MY GUESTBOOK IS WORKIN AGAIN!!! 'HINT HINT' YEP STILL HAVE THE STIFF NECK AND HEADACHE ENOUGH ABUT THAT....... ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WAY..LIVE ER TONIGHT...WHY THE HELL AM I PLUGGING THIS SHOW FOR ANYWAY?.. I HAVE TO MAKE THIS NEXT STATEMENT WITH A TEAR IN MY EYE..EARLIER TODAY A VERY BIG PART OF MY LIFE WAS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME...I THINK BACK TO ALL THE GREAT YEARS WE HAD TOGETHER AND THIS TRAGEDY MAKES ME FEEL THAT MUCH WORSE BUT NO MATTER WHAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A WARM SPOT IN MY HEART..'STARTS TO CRY'...I AM SAD TO REPORT....I SOLD MY SONY PLAYSTATION........ FINALLY....WHAT THE HELL ARE THE PURPOSE OF EYEBROWS???? SEPTEMBER 26, 1997 WHY IS IT THAT THEM PEOPLE IN MOVIES DONT HAVE TO LIKE TAKE A MAJOR DUMP IN THE IMPORTANT SCENES??? THE STIFF NECK AND HEADACHE BATTLE CONTINUES... IF U HAVE REALLY GOOD CYBERSEX AND YOUR PARTNER WAS LYING AND TURNS OUT TO BE THE SAME SEX AS U...AND U LIKE REALLY ENJOYED THE SEX THOUGH..DOES THAT LIKE MAKE U A BI-CYBER-SEXUAL??? ITS FRIDAY!!! SO WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOIN IN A CHAT ROOM??? FINALLY...IS IT ME OR TS THE GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME EXTRA SOFT TOILET PAPER?? OCTOBER 2, 1997!!! YES YES YES I AM BACK!!! SO HIDE YOUR VALUABLES THIS CRAZY DUDE IS UPDATING AGAIN..... WHERE THE HELL DOES TOE JAM COME FROM??? NO MORE STIFF NECKS OR HEADACHES!!!!!! I AM BACK TO 100% IF U WERE A PORNO STAR AND U LIKE GOT SOMEONE BANGED UP...WOULD THE KID BE LIKE A TAX WRITE OFF??? WHY ARE YOUR FEET SO DAMN UGLY???? MINE SURE ARENT WHY THE FUCK DO GROCERY STORES HAVE 15 CHECKOUTS AND ONLY 2 ARE EVER OPEN????? WHY DO YOUR FARTS SMELL SO DAMN BAD???? FINALLY.....WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DAMN HANDICAP SPOTS AT SHOPPING MALLS?? IF U ARE SO DAMN HANDICAPPED U CANT WALK FROM YOUR CAR TO THE DAMN MALL HOW IN THE WORLD CAN U WALK THE MALL?? OCTOBER 8, 1997 I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT AND SAY I AM GONNA MISS BRIAN PILLMAN MAY HE REST IN PEACE....... YES I AM SINGLE AGAIN......... NO MATTER WHAT U DO THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE WHO DONT LIKE YOUR DECISIONS........ 2CRAZY DIES..........ITS OFFICIAL I HAVE KILLED 2CRAZY.....I AM CHANGING MY HANDLE...BUT I HAVE NOT COME UP WITH A NEW HANDLE YET ALTHOUGH MY FAV IDEA IS 'SUMMER SCHISSEL' 'LOL'....BUT UNTIL I HAVE A NEW HANDLE I WILL BE USING 'T.C.F.K.A.2C'(THE CHATTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS 2CRAZY)......IF U HAVE ANY HANDLE SUGGESTIONS PLEASE TELL ME... WHAT MAKES TOM CRUISE SO SPECIAL THAT PEOPLE WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH AND NOT MINE??? HE HAS A MEANINGLESS WORTHLESS JOB MEANWHILE I AM HELPING TO PROTECT OUR CROUNTRIES WELL BEING? GO FIGURE 'LOL' WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BETWEEN GOERGE JETTSON AND FRED FLINTSTONE??? WHEN I WAS LITTLE (OK I AM LYING I STILL DO) GET A LITTLE BONER WHENEVER I SEE JEM!!!! 'L' GOD I LOVED THAT CARTOON....I DONT BELEIVE I JUST WROTE THAT AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS TOE NAILS ARE TASTY??? COME ONE DONT LIE U KOW U LIKE EM TOO FINALLY.....WHOS BRIGHT IDEA WAS THE WATER PROOF WALK MAN ANYWAY??? OCTOBER 9, 1997 IF U LOVE SOMEONE DO U GO AFTER THEM NO MATTER WHAT THE REPRUCUSIONS?? HEY I AM SINGLE AND ARE U?? WHY DONT WE GET DOWN AND PLAY ABIT AND SEE WHERE IT GOES....... WHO WOULD WIN A FIGHT BEWTEEN BARNEY AND BIG BIRD?? I THINK I DECIDED I AM GONNA SIT BACK AND WIN THE LOTTERY EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY HAVE AS GOOD A CHANCE TO WIN THE LOTTERY AS A ONE LEGGED MAN IN A ASS KICKING CONTEST... I AM STILL LOOKIN FOR A NEW HANDLE.... I MAKE A KILLER PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWITCH AND I KNOW U ARE DAMN JEALOUS!!!! YESTERDAY I PARKED IN A METER PARKING SPOT AND PUT NO MONEY IN THE METER.......SHHHHHH I AM A REBEL NOW!! U CANT STOP ME!!! FINALLY.....HOW COME EVERYTIME I GO TO A SODA MACHINE WITH A DOLLAR BILL IT SAYS EXACT CHANGE ONLY?? OCTOBER 10, 1997 WENT TO A I.C.P. CONCERT LAST NIGHT AND I GOTTA GIVE EM THERE DUE THEY PUT ON ONE HELL OF A SHOW.... THIS ONE IS FROM POOK......IF A TURTLE LOOSES HIS SHELL IS HE NAKED OR HOMELESS?? I GOTTA A HEADACHE....OH NO DONT TELL ME A HANG OVER FROM THE DAMN CONCERT???.... WHO DO YA THINK WAS BETTER IN BED WILMA OR BETTY???.. ON THAT NOTE CAN U IMAGINE FRED AND WILMA ROCKIN THE HOUSE?? FINALLY......HOW THE HELL DOES DIRT GET IN YOUR BELLY BUTTON ANYWAY???? {******************} (Original site posted at http://www.angelfire.com/pa/2crazy69 with slight edits made in this document because of his horrible HTML skill) {**************************************************************************} { (c)2000 aNAda e'zine * * aNAda035 * by Phairgirl } **************************************************************************