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 Session Start: Wed Mar 22 10:45:28 2000
 Session Ident: ffokcuf (classified@193.62.1.92)
 <ffokcuf> why did u kick me for using my own name, ffokcuf is my real name
 <]J[> yah and my real name is giant goat penis 
  +------------- WHOIS  | ffokcuf | -------------+
  :Address: classified@193.62.1.92
  :IRCname: ask me and i'll tell
  :Channels: #funfactory
  :Server: splitrock.tx.us.dal.net
  +------------- WHOIS  | ffokcuf |  Ended -------------+
 <ffokcuf> it is actually a bulgarian name.
 <]J[> heh... man, just how stupid do you think i am?
 Session Close: Wed Mar 22 10:48:46 2000


 Session Start: Wed Mar 22 10:48:48 2000
 Session Ident: ffokcuf (classified@193.62.1.92)
 <ffokcuf> very stupid
 <ffokcuf> or at least very sad
 <ffokcuf> with no life
 <ffokcuf> that is why you are an op
 <ffokcuf> u spend all yer time on here
 <]J[> you should talk
 <]J[> Nah, I don't
 <ffokcuf> get a fuckin life
 <ffokcuf> and get some friends
 <]J[> me?
 <ffokcuf> fuck knows u need them
 <]J[> hey sparky, check the mirror
 <ffokcuf> i am not an op
 <ffokcuf> i am not on here all th time
 <ffokcuf> you need a life
 <]J[> What the fuck does op have to do with anything?
 <ffokcuf> i am rarely on here
 <]J[> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh boy oh boy
 <ffokcuf> you know england, thw worlds greatest country
 <ffokcuf> not a country full of dumb ass yanks
 <ffokcuf> who can't spell
 <]J[> yah, the only good things to come out of england in the past 600
 years were guiness and posh spice
 <]J[> what can't i spell fuckface?
 <ffokcuf> because yanks spell COLOUR  color  etc
 <ffokcuf> use the language properly
 <]J[> at least we have dentists
 <ffokcuf> and they are so stupid they call the baseball national
           championship thw world series when only yank teams take part.  it
           is the national championship not the world championship
 <ffokcuf> and we don't have dentists in england?
 <]J[> and you haven't been laid in 8 years
 <]J[> but hey, 200 years ago we kicked your ass
 <]J[> and bailed you out of 2 world wars
 <ffokcuf> erm i am engaged
 <ffokcuf> erm no
 <]J[> and our government has alot less useless figureheads
 <ffokcuf> you were so chicken shit you came into the wars when they were won
 <ffokcuf> if the lusitania hadn't have been sunk you'd have stayed out
 <]J[> wow... i at least thought ya had a half-decent educational system
 <]J[> what are you studying in college? goat porking?
 <ffokcuf> erm no i am studying english with philosophy and economics\
 <]J[> ...you're majoring in your own goddamn language?
 <]J[> what do you want to be when you grow up? coherent?
 <ffokcuf> erm no  i am doing english language as in the theoretical side
           you dumb ass
 <ffokcuf> it is a way in to journalism
 <ffokcuf> i do topics such as the history of the language
 <ffokcuf> phonetics
 <ffokcuf> stuff too complicated for dumb ass yanks
 <]J[> you must be a real blast to hang out with
 <]J[> you get beat up alot don't ya?
 <ffokcuf> erm no
 <ffokcuf> actually i am deputy union president
 <]J[> whatever the hell that means
 <]J[> is that like "hall monitor"?
 <ffokcuf> i have more friends thna you could ever hope for
 <]J[> you don't know that
 <]J[> and hey
 <]J[> if you do
 <ffokcuf> and no it is not like juvinile hall monitor
 <ffokcuf> the president and eputy pres firstly get paid for doing it 
 <]J[> why aren't you out fuckin around instead of sitting here bitching and
       whining to me about how much you hate america?
 <ffokcuf> and it involves promoting the union and uni outside the uni
 <]J[> and jacking your dick trying to tell me just how cool you are
 <ffokcuf> i enjoy winding yanks up because they take the bait so easily
 <ffokcuf> they are all as thick as you are
 <ffokcuf> and i am cutrently doing an essay so i came on here to see who i
           could wind up
 <]J[> man i could give a shit.. i do think england sucks, but that's about
       as "wound up" as i get
 <ffokcuf> america is the worst country on the world.  they still let people
           carry guns so kids can get shot.  how fuckin' sick is that
 <]J[> what the fuck do you want me to do about it? 
 <]J[> it could be worse, we could be a nation of horse faced big eared
       inbreds
 <ffokcuf> and like my point about thw orld series how stupid is it claiming
           to be world champs when they are only national champs
 <ffokcuf> americans are all fat and ugly
 <]J[> at least we have dentists
 <ffokcuf> you think we don't have dentists?
 <]J[> british are all inbred and cricket is gay 
 <ffokcuf> how stupid are you
 <ffokcuf> baseball is gay
 <ffokcuf> and americans can legally marry animals  how sick is that?
 <]J[> ....avoid debating at all costs...you're fuckin horrible at it
 <]J[> yah also, you're a retard
 <]J[> dude where the hell do you get your news?
 <]J[> and for chrissakes where the hell do you go to school? Hamburger
       College?
 <ffokcuf> news?
 <ffokcuf> i don't go to school. i left school at 16.  i go to UNIVERSITY
 <]J[> what the fuck ever
 <ffokcuf> you are the one who is shit at debating
 <]J[> university is still school
 <ffokcuf> you make stupid points about dentists
 <]J[> look, you're a stuck-in-his-own-world mindless slob
 <ffokcuf> and you still haven't answered my point about baseball
 <]J[> ok name me one brit who doesn't have yellow horse teeth...i've never
       seen one 
 <ffokcuf> is it bacause you know i am right?
 <]J[> What about baseball? greatest game on earth
 <ffokcuf> erm no baseball is shit
 <]J[> and the world series thing... name one team who could beat us
 <]J[> the cubans beat the worst team in baseball, but that's hardly cause
       for celebration
 <ffokcuf> that is not the point it is still not the world championship
 <]J[> the point is nobody gives a shit
 <]J[> and, also, you're a retard
 <ffokcuf> it is only to decide the best team in your shit hole of a country
 <ffokcuf> not the world
 <]J[> hehe... you sure are passionate about irrelevant shit
 <]J[> did your mom ever apologize for dropping you on your head?
 <ffokcuf> the greatest game in the world is football (or as you call it
           soccer anyway).  It is the most popular game in the world and
           played by billions more than baseball
 <]J[> whoopdy doo. it's for fags
 <ffokcuf> baseball is for fags.  hit the ball and run
 <ffokcuf> no physical element
 <ffokcuf> and boring as fuck
 <]J[> ya know what?
 <ffokcuf> football is physical and doesn't go on and on
 <]J[> you are without a doubt the most ignorant uneducated uninformed waste
       of sperm i'm aware of
 <ffokcuf> but then you are a fag and ter mother is a slag slut ugly whore
 <]J[> you're like a poster child for vasectomy
 <]J[> or inbreeding
 <ffokcuf> yer mother is also a shit shag
 <]J[> yah hi, the 2nd grade just called, they want their jokes back
 <ffokcuf> and i am very well educated
 <]J[> apparently we have different standards :)
 <ffokcuf> i have 11 gcse's (final school exams at 16)
 <ffokcuf> and 6 a-level
 <ffokcuf> all at the top grades
 <]J[> you're quite the arrogant bastard, aren't you?
 <ffokcuf> our education system is the best in the world
 <ffokcuf> officially
 <]J[> then how the hell did you manage to fall through the cracks?
 <ffokcuf> no i am just a patriotic america hating briton
 <]J[> you forgot retard
 <ffokcuf> i got my qualifiactions coz i am fuckin' clever
 <]J[> you hide it well
 <ffokcuf> i was top in my year group at school
 <]J[> i actually thought for a minute that you really were as stupid as you
       talk
 <ffokcuf> and now i am at UNIVERSTY i am doing well also
 <ffokcuf> i am not stupid beacuse i am british.  60% of yanks couldn't even
           locate america on a map  in a survey two years ago
 <ffokcuf> how stupid is that
 <]J[> did that stat come off the back of a TV Dinner?
 <ffokcuf> erm no
 <]J[> or whatever the fuck you call 'em, i sure would hate to not use proper
       british terminology in front of you and all your mighty prowess
 <ffokcuf> it was actually on CNN
 <ffokcuf> i watched it on cable
 <ffokcuf> it was actually on CNN
 <]J[> you know cnn is an evil american entity, right?
 <]J[> they can't be trusted, it's run by stupid non-spelling yanks
 <]J[> who can't read and shoot kids and play baseball
 <ffokcuf> non-spelling yanks is every yank
 <]J[> yah, so do you really wanna trust them?
 <ffokcuf> go and run to mummy little boy
 <]J[> yah, you're right... you've scared me pretty good
 <]J[> i'm afraid you might hit me with an umbrella or somethin
 <]J[> with your mary poppins ass
 <ffokcuf> you really are a fuckin' lamer aren't you.  now leave me alone and
           fuck off back to the hole you came from.  Say hi to your butt ugly
           slut slag ma for me to
 <]J[> wow, somebody's pretty "wound up"
 <]J[> have a nice day slappy. 
 <ffokcuf> i am only stating a fact
 <]J[> indirectly, yes
 <]J[> you're saying "hi john, i'm a fuckin idiot"
 <]J[> it's ok though, just get a vasectomy and commit yourself
 <]J[> there are places they can keep ya
 <ffokcuf> fuck off yank
 <]J[> :) 
 <]J[> i win.
 Session Close: Wed Mar 22 11:28:21 2000

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