............................................................................ ......::::..|...###.....###...###...###.....#######.....###......;;;;....... .....::::..-*-...###.....###..%##....###.....##..%##.....###....;;;;;;...... ....::::....|...##.##....#####%##...##.##....##...%##...##.##..;;;;;;;;..... .....::::......#######...##.#####..#######...##...%##..#######..;;;;;;...... ......::::....###...###..##...###.###...###..##..%##..###...###..;;####..... .............###.....######...%#####.....###############.....###..###.##.... *****###****###***********************************************###**#**##**** ## ## ### I S S U E # 0 8 4 0 6 - 2 3 - 0 0 ### #### ### # ### ####### #### ### "Laxity Be Thy Name" ### ####### by Alek #### ---->Ozzy's 2 gallon jug on moonshine <---- (he's at work. there's this girl that he works with that is approaching him with a large jug.) him: what's that you've got there? her: it's a 2 gallon jug of ozzy osboure brand moonshine. him: seriously? her: (nodding) yeah. him: man, thats seriously fucked up. can i smell it? her: (unscrewing the cap) sure! him: (smells it and coughs violently) fuck, does ozzy drink this shit? (screwing the cap back on) her: supposedly. him: damn, no wonder he's the way he is. say, my name is ozzy osbourne, too. want me to autograph it for you? her: woah, that would fucking rule, duder! him: (takes out a sharpie brand marker and signs it) there ya go! her: (reading it...) to _____ , ROCK ON! -OZZY. woah, fuckin sweet, thanks duder! him: no problem, anytime! (smiles and gives a big THUMBS UP.) (fade to black) [*****] ----> Such words were upon the tounges of demons. <---- *EMETIC* glass of whine next to scarecrow next to brooding synoptical synapse, fly traps popping up in june you resist the desert swells kiss a cactus kiss a scorpion metaphysical insert circuitry time sweats on me small laughing legal currency paper dolls paper house comical forgotten curiousity nefarious assistance bogged down dripping yellow contorted features contorted organ mechanical find my position positioned upside-down smiling scabbed... *NIGGLING* you forgot my scales my everything left behind just this anomaly life tastes acrid insecticides spread leave no trace swallowed me whole fight for my ambivolence i remain agoraphobic... *GIMBAL* lobotomies quite beneficial i think but then again im not paid to breath i am the remora clinging endlessly parasitic for you i know you are quite appreciative its true its true... [*****] ---->Somniphobia<---- nosebleed smiling fragrance haunting shade manufacture something hung upside down connected to the mainframe for the last 24 hours courses plotted and re-plotted buy yr plots now headstones included I am listless I am without soul I have been shaped molded remolded reshaped rehashed I am me I am he I am merman aquatic acrobat coral stalagmites various sea life partaking in somnambulist conspiracies but I am not in a somnolent state I am just soft bound in feathers and linen lids shut like a bud... [*****] ----> short thingees <---- you sit there and you fucking go on and on talking about who fucking knows what. you were sent here by some very evil men to torture me. you suck. i make my thumb and index finger into a gun. i begin shooting at you, "BANG BANG!!! BANG BANG!!!" you shut up and leave. another asshole sits down. [*****] stare at me from across the table. tell about today's happenings. i REALLY care. talk and talk i will nod and smile. all the while the leave it to beaver theme song plays continuously in my head. [*****] she was sitting on the couch watching some stupid shit. it was probably some lame show on the WB. her father was in the recliner getting fucking wasted. she knew he was going to fuck with her later. he has that look in his eyes. she took her gun out from under the couch cushion and blew his black brains all over the walls. she put the gun in her mouth and pulled the trigger. her blood and brains and skull all over the walls also. her note: "dear mom... sorry you have to clean up the mess." [*****] there was this shitty car parked in the far left corner of the parking lot behind the crappy diner. shawn and i ripped off the door and then put it through the sunroof. we jumped on the roof until it collapsed and we fell right through. we ripped out the drivers seat and put it through the windshield. i swear the fucking car was made of cardboard. **************************************************************************** # (c)2000 aNAda e'zine aNAda084 .*. by Alek # ............................................................................