`````````````+++````````````````````+````````````````` `````````````+```+```````````````````+`````````````````` '''''''''''''+''''+''+++''''+++''''++++'''+++''''''''''''' ''''''''''''''+'++++''+''+''+'''+''+'''+''+'''+''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''+'''''+'''''++'+++'++'+++'++'+++'+''''''''''''' ||||||||||||||||+||||||+|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||+||||||||||||||||||||||||anada.net||||||||||||||| ' ' ' anada "All From One Photo" 28 jan ' ' 273 by Schoolboy 2001 ' ` ` ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` I’ve been asked by a couple of friends why the hell I used that photograph for my staff page. In case you haven’t seen it go there now before reading the rest. It ain’t me, by the way. This was a fella I found completely by chance and was most amused to see he was a scientist of all things. I’m not gonna name him obviously or I’d imagine I’d have to take up prostitution to pay off the legal fees but yes, he’s a scientist. Not only that but I’m pretty pissed off I can’t tell you his name as that’s hilarious as well when you read it out loud and look at the picture simultaneously. You’d think he was called something like Naseem, or Dimitri or Carlos, and I’m sure he wishes he was too, but fortunately for my laughing muscles he’s called something very different. If you want to you can email me with guesses for what you think he’s called and I’ll reply with the answer (I think that’s legal). Why did I choose it? It’s fucking hilarious. I just love his expression; a kind of smug, swashbuckling look with that quite phenomenal hair and the magnificent porn star moustache. But it’s juxtaposed with those utterly square clothes. And he’s wearing them completely without irony. It just kills me. If you can, try to blow the photo up as when you look away and look back you almost involuntarily find a smile appear on your face. The bigger, the better. I generally try not to take the piss out of people as I’ve got nothing to be proud of and, to be honest, I’m not really taking the piss out him either. I kind of admire his obvious obliviousness to his absurdity. He quite definitely loves looking like that. His hair isn’t an accident, nor his moustache and his expression certainly isn’t. He chooses his own clothes and he chose to be photographed in those clothes and he’s damned comfortable with those decisions thank you very much. Fantastic. I want to know what his girlfriend/wife (/boyfriend?) looks like. Equally bizarre? I’d like to think she’s a cross between Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) and Paul from The Wonder Years. Or maybe she’s a hideous mix of the black female presenter on Sesame Street and Ralf Malf from Happy Days. Imagine that! Better still, imagine the kids!!! |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ' ' ` anada273 by Schoolboy (c) 2001 anada e'zine `