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¡a n g s t m o n s t e r¡
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                       ANGSTMONSTER SPECIAL RELEASE #2

     Today's Installment: THE KID WITH ONE ARM HAS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE


    "HOWDY!  FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME             "OH WOW!  THAT IS
 /\  I MAKE APPEARANCES IN THIS ZINE CALLED              /\  SUCH A WALL OF
(**) 'ANGSTMONSTER' AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU            (**) WORDS THAT I DON'T
/[]  ABOUT HOW COOL IT IS!  AFTER MY RECENT             /[]  KNOW WHAT TO DO!!" 
_/\_ THIRD APPEARANCE IN ANGSTMONSTER PLUGGING          _/\_
     THIS WEBSITE CALLED FUCKALLYALL.COM, PEOPLE
     THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL FOR ME TO PLUG THE ZINE!"

 /\ "ANYWAYZ, I'M HEAR TO TELL YOU THAT WRITING          /\  "TFILES ARE COOL
(**) FOR A ZINE IS HECKA COOL!!  IT DOESN'T MATTER      (**)  BECAUSE ANYONE CAN
/[]  WHAT YOU SAY EITHER ANS YOU WRITING CAN BE         /[]   MAKE THEM AND IT
_/\_ SHITTY AND NO ONE CARES BECUASE IT'S A TFILE!!!"   _/\_  DOESN'T COST THEM
                                                              ANYTHING AT ALL!!"
							      
 /\ "BUT IT GETS BETTER!!!  CAUSE IF YOU ARE TO LAZY      /\ "MAKING TFILES WILL
(**) TO WRITE YOUR OWN TFILE ZINE, FEAR NOT BECAUSE      (**) NOT GET YOU CHICKS
/[]  THERE ARE PEOPLE ALREADY WRITING THEM FOR YOU!      /[]  BUT DON'T LET THAT
_/\_ WHAT'S THAT MEAN!?!?! TFILES NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU!" _/\_ STOP YOU!!!"

 /\ "IF YOU REALLY WANT A CHICK THE INTERNET IS FULL OF   /\ "THAT'S NOT TRUE
(**) THEM AND IF YOU WRITE A TFILE, YOU CAN HAVE A NICK  (**) BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE
/[]  AND HAVING A NICK ON THE INTERNET HELPS YOU GET     /[]  A GOOD REASON TO
_/\_ CHICKS!!!  CHICKS DIG THE NICKS!!"                  _/\_ WRITE TFILES!!"

 /\ "IN FACT, WRITING TFILES IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS      /\ "MOST EVERYONE HAS
(**) REALLY ABOUT!!  IF THE INTERNET DIDN'T HAVE ANY     (**) READ A TFILE AT
/[]  CHICKS ON IT THEN IT'D STILL BE COOL BECAUSE IT'D   /[]  ONE TIME THEY JUST
_/\_ HAVE TFILES ON IT!!"                                _/\_ DON'T KNOW IT!"

 /\ "IF EVER YOU HAVE READ A COPY OF THE ANARCHIST        /\ "THERE'S A WHOLE
(**) COOKBOOK OR A CDC FILE OR DOWNLOADED SOME TEXT      (**) WORLD OF TFILES
/[]  OFF OF A BBS!!  THOSE ARE ALL TFILES!!!  YOU'VE     /[]  OUT THERE!  DON'T
_/\_ CAUGHT THE BUG AND MUSN'T STOP THERE!!!             _/\_ BE AFRAID!!!"

 /\ "I USED TO BE AFRAID OF THE TFILES BUT I'M NOT       /\ "BUT IF YOU KNOW 
(**) ANYMORE!!!  AND YOU KNOW WHAT?  FUCK PEOPLE WHO    (**) NOTHING ABOUT THE
/[]  SAY THE TFILE SCENE OR EZINE SCENE IS DEAD!  NO    /[]  SCENE CHECK IT OUT:
_/\_ SCENE THAT FOUCSES AROUND EXPRESSION THROUGH ANY   _/\_ SCENE.TEXTFILES.COM
     MEDIUM IS EVER FUCKING DEAD!!!

 /\ "HAVING READ AS MANY TFILES AS YOU CAN AND EVEN       /\ "SO REMEMBER:
(**) PUTTING OUT A FEW OF YOUR OWN COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE  (**) SUPPORT LOCAL
/[]  ONE DAY!!!  (IT PROBALLY WON'T BUT IT COULD!)       /[]  (AND NOT SO LOCAL)
_/\_ AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!                      _/\_ TFILES!!!!!!!"

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¡THE END¡
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