.-'~~~-. .' '. :~~~-. `. `. \ ~-. . `.; / ~. : .' ;-- `. .' ,' ; ~~--'~ ; ; ; ; `~-~' _/_/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/_/_/_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ BAH - Issue #018 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� � Title: stoOpid! Author: Neko � � Date: 06-11-95 � � *BAH* � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴� All text included in BAH issues is for educational purposes only. In no way do we at BAH endorse whatever actions described in our text files. If you pee in your pants while laughing, don't come crying to us. [BAH] -\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/- On one of the many local chat boards, "R" World, I have my sex set to female. I did this just for fun, but it seems every horny teenager pages me and wants me to have sex with him. What follows is a teleconference log. This log has been edited for clarity. Please laugh as hard as I did while it happened. -- Neko From Phish Phash: would you go out with a 14 year old? From Neko: Depends on the sex From Phish Phash: male? From Neko: No, I only go out with females, sorry. From Neko: Oh the joy of setting your account to female To Snostud: Now he probably thinks I'm a lesbian because I told him I only go out with females. From Phish Phash: are you male or female? From Neko: Male From Phish Phash: NIN!!! From Phish Phash: yeah!!!! From Phish Phash: MTV, turn it to MTV From Neko: mtv sucks Snostud is nodding to you in agreement. From Neko: I haven't watched MTV for months From Phish Phash: NIN!!!! From Neko: I haven't listened to the radio for months From Snostud: They got rid of Liquid television. From Neko: Hate to break it to you, but NIN aren't very good From Phish Phash: your logon screen says your female, damnit From Neko: So? Do you ask out *every* bbs female? From Beaker: I usta watch Headbangers ball years ago.. That was the last I watched MTV From Phish Phash: I knwo they suck but I like them From Neko: Then obviously to you they don't suck --- Neko A Faggot Transvestite --- From Snostud: I did go and buy "The Best of Liquid Television" on tape though. From Phish Phash: Do you like TLC? From Neko: Oh no!!! Phish Phash called me a faggot transvestite. Whatever shall I do? From Neko: No From Neko: Are you one of those people who thinks that NIN is a religion or something? From Phish Phash: I didn't say that From Neko: I just got a action message saying "Neko A Faggot Transvestite" and who else would send it? From Phish Phash: no not me From Snostud: CMT?!?!?!?!!?!?! From Phish Phash: no what i saw was an ANON message and I can't send anon messages From Snostud: I mean, YOU asked him out! From Neko: Yeah, you *did* ask me out. Snostud is laughing his fool head off ! From Phish Phash: shutup From Snostud: So, you that hard up that you would want to date someone w/o even meeting them? From Neko: hoo boy! What a smooth comeback! "shutup" I dunno if I can recover from that, what about you, Snostud? From Phish Phash: I'm cool I have a cool 'puter Neko is laughing at Phish Phash Snostud is laughing at Neko! From Neko: Oh my gawd, that was hilarious Snostud is just sooooooo overcome. From Neko: "I'm cool I have a cool 'puter" From Neko: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA From Phish Phash: yeah From Neko: And what, may I ask, is so cool about your computer? Snostud is cool. he has a calculater with a modem. From Phish Phash: Pentium 120mhz From Neko: Fuckin A! Calculators are the shit! From Phish Phash: 16 meg EDO ram crap likee that Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! From Snostud: That doesn't make you cool. I'm cool with an 8088. Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Devonian has just smacked Phish Phash across the mouth! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! From Neko: So? Unless you know how to use it, and you don't, it's worthless Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! From Devonian: STOP! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! Phish Phash is kicking you all to hell and back ! From Devonian: you fucker From Beaker: Asshole central From Phish Phash: sorry From Neko: He's just pissed because he ran out of snappy comebacks once he said, 'shutup'. From Devonian: someone fucking cut him From Phish Phash: NO Phish Phash has just gone to another channel. From Fuaim: ..Okay, you will not receive any of Phish Phash's whispers, pages, chat etc.. Phish Phash has just arrived from another channel. From Fuaim: hahha From Snostud: Ok...time to make a macro to fill his telegrams! From Neko: He's too funny to forget From Beaker: Bahaha From Devonian: your a fucknut From Phish Phash: no thats not it From Neko: OOo! Tell me how! From Phish Phash: oh well... From Phish Phash: :) From Neko: What's not what? Snostud is laughing at Neko! From Fuaim: Thats not funny, thats called ignoraance. From Snostud: Tell me you were kidding. From Phish Phash: shit, what? From Fuaim: And yes, while ignorance can be funny, it just isn't in this case Snostud will be right back . From Phish Phash: I'm stupid From Neko: No kidding From Devonian: damn and no sysops are online From Phish Phash: yeah I knwo From Neko: Kidding about what? Snostud just vanished from the Teleconference! From Phish Phash: bye SNostud -\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-