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                           BAH - Issue #021
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    ³ Title: H0W 2 KaUsE AnnRKey aT a THemE paRK!!!      Author: Neko   ³
    ³ Date: 06-24-95                                                    ³
    ³                             *BAH*                                 ³
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  All text included in BAH issues is for educational purposes only. In no
  way do we at BAH endorse whatever actions described in our text files. If
  you get convicted of first-degree murder, don't come crying to us.

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aLLright d00dz. Its summahtyme. And j00 gno twat dat meanz! Daz right! No
skewl! instead, y0u g3tz ta g0 to a thEme park! You now..lik SiX PHaGZ or
DiZKNee or a WaTeR PaRK! Sence dey all sukkk da big nutz her'z what jew gotta
dew to be rAd annrkustz! Butt enuff wit da intro! eye gno jew donut care about
this intro shiznit, so 0n wif da phile!!11!

1) Go to the place with all da characters. Like Bugs Bunny world or something.
Then you go on motherphuckin rampage! Ya gots to like rip their costumes off
and shit. This rilly scares the little kiddies.

2) Bring a gun. Remmmeber last year when they told you that you were too short
to ride the good rides? This year, shoot the motherfucker who tells ya that!
BooM!

3) Give acid tabs to little kidz.

4) Molest little kidz.

5) When you go on like the Batman ride, drop your pants and piss on people.

6) When you're in the loop-de-loop, make sure you puke.

7) In a water park, go up to all the girls and women and pull their bathing
suits off. this works really well at water parks where there are wave pools.
Cuz at the end you walk in at, all the bikini bathing beauties are lying down
trying to get a tan. Bring skizzors and cut their top strap. When they stand
up enjoy the view!@@Z@1

8) Start random fires.

9) When you get off the roller coaster, make sure to puke in your seat. Or if
you don't puke in it, make sure you pissed in it or something.

10) At a water park, where they have the ride that you get on a big boat and go
down a slope and get wet and above the part where you get wet there is a bridge
to stand on where all the people stand to get wet, push people off of the
bridge. This usually kills them if it was done right, so be prepared to face
first degree murder charges if you're caught!@#!

11) Stand outside the park selling food and drinks at a cost much less than
they sell inside.

12) When they try to take your picture and sell it back to you say, "FuQ 0ff!
Eye am a vampire and donut take pixures!"

13) Set off peoples car alarms in the parking lot.

14) While in a crowded area, yell, "Donut touch me there motherfucker!"

15) Just go crazy and kick some major ass every once and a while.

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