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b  l  i  s  t  e  r  s  -  o  n  -  m  y  -  b  u  t  t
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issue 007 - "silly computer terms that can be used as
            euphemisms for sex." by edicius
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contact:  http://www.alt164.com/bomb or bomb@alt164.com
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here's a list of common computer terms and phrases that
can be really funny if you think about them in relation
to "scoring".

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"yeah, i designed her webpage!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, i hacked root for four hours!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, i shook her monitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, i exploited the pine sendmail bug on her!!!!!"

"yeah, i accessed her network!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, i saved the princess in super mario brothers!!!!!!!"

"yeah, i colored her ansi!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, word!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, she gave me +o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, mass deop my channel, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, i installed her freebsd server!!!!!!"

"yeah, i upgraded her memory!!!!!!"

"yeah, i installed her external zip drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, i formatted her drives!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, i ran her spellchecker!!!!!"

"yeah, fuck, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!"

"yeah, this is fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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(c) jesus was a wanker press, 1998, biznatch.
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