_,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_ -[ C H E E S E ' N ]- Ż```````````````Ż,,,,_ ___|text file # 008|___-[ C R A C K E R S ]-______________!___________________ * * Ż````````````````Ż _> * "The Pedophile's Hymnal: Part 1" |`. *______________________________________[ brian : 26th of October, 2002 c.e. ] * ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ * * allusion to Part 1 of The Stoner's Hymnal /------------------------------------\ | The Pedophile's Hymnal | | by: brian | \------------------------------------/ --------------------------------- Part 1: The Real Pedophiles Guide --------------------------------- Real pedophiles know that turning an eleven year old boy around can much resemble an eleven year old girl. Real pedophiles often hang around the elementary schools and outside church. Real pedophiles are often Catholic priests, daddies, and teachers. Real pedophiles often use gentleness (if there is none, then they use force) Real pedophiles are never available under the information they provide you. Real pedophiles never act like freaks, fruits, transients, winos, or the like. Real pedophiles know that you can't buy off children to keep their secrets. Real pedophiles know what a pure prepubescent private part looks like. Real pedophiles don't use their sexual organs for the proper purpose. Real pedophiles would never admit what they're doing is morally wrong. (Real pedophiles admit it's okay) Real pedophiles would never use hands. They have toys and broomsticks. Real pedophiles fiendeshly befriend people trying to be real pedophiles. (They can tell because real pedophiles can avoid their problem in public, can smile, and optionally blow.) Real pedophiles don't need to read this file, because they are real pedophiles. Real pedophiles like to use their van at the their children's neighbor school. Real pedophiles really do give a shit. Real pedophiles can roll a condom. Real pedophiles have real love (whether it is bought, created, or forced) Real pedophiles also own a real pair of handcuffs and set of gags. _______________________________________________________________________________ http://www.bubblemonkey.org/cheesencrackers cnc-008.txt written by brian copyright (c) 2002, your mom.