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heldlo and welcomfe to the first isdssue of DESPARATE ADDICTS
 UNITE!  it is  written   by me (pud!) annd
  him (sickboy!).  we are both 12 and we love drugs  but wehave no $$$$ so
   we muszt smoke and snortt anythingg we can to get
 high!!!

   this will bevery informationnadls so u can
     get hihg with no menoy too!

      ok first i will tell you whatt i did last night i coudld not get any
 real drugss so i had to smoke
  our colgate toothpasste.  what i did did was this  what is what i did?::

 1) i putt some toothpaste on one of my moms cigareettes (i stole it
from her while she was takingg a shower!) and then i let it dry then when
  it was dryy i smoke it and i gott a real good rushh like i was on a
rollercoastter at disney xept now evrytime i coff or breathh out it smells
   like mintt so you get two good hitngs in 1 which r gettingg high and
 ha ving good breath :)

   2) i did ita gain!!

   i hope this
    swill help any fellow DESPARATE ADDICTS and the next issue
 will be by sicckboy and he will gigve you more tips so
       until then l8r!!!!


 (c) DESPARATE ADDICTS UNITE! - a dto prodccction hehehe
     pud! and sickboy!
     04/28/97