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black francis a 'zine carol jamesy guns for goths mogel how to become a conservative nut for love and money! shadow tao i wanna be a king, baby! mogel phearnet vs. killer wombat mogel the question of representive democracy murmur piss them off eerie the working class eightball where have all my children gone? a reflection in six movements murmur ozzy, you're the man fake scorpion lavender -- condiments; chapter 417 murmur blind love gumby dto -- issue two ================ one gunshot gumby kixorin' bran' gnu flava in yah ear black francis the most elite bbs in the world murmur frannie's anarchy corner black francis frannie's joke corner black francis dweebs on tv mogel hiroshima revisited shadow tao barium enema eightball logic schmogic mogel insert witty title here mogel world wide waste im2k so hard to be punk eerie mr. corporate gets wired shadow tao why lollapalooza sucks fake scorpion how to be an ansi phag! morpheus elevator shadow tao dto -- issue three ================== pillow thalassocracy gee, we really need more lobsters mogel doomed to obscurity disorder buggies of death; dto versus the amish shadow tao biography dead cheese who the hell cares? mogel head like a dole sweeny erect art is alive jamesy gulags; formerly known as education sed potato soup lobo he gave it all away fake scorpion fuck me, if you dare kaia i must suck, for i am not beaten down by the man murmur please excuse me; i'm feeling nauseous vanir worcestershire sauce -- condiments; chapter 7 murmur toilet fake scorpion dto -- issue four ================= my doggy neko you're a damned weirdo mogel the real world eerie what do you think think of dto? mogel technology knows no shame, the world i see has gone insane teletype i was the second gunman in the kennedy assassination, sexy mama! edicius pick your nose no matter who walks by you! base sweet irony mogel poison the gnn broken shadow tao 'zines suck jamesy operation streetpimp morpheus where's that dignity i ordered? mogel dew -- condiments; chapter 1/0 murmur urination y-windoze dto -- issue five ================= ice cream truck fake scorpion black francis quits mogel white lumps: egg's poo dead cheese dear moggie; a guide to modern love... mogel it's not that hard, really murmur statistics fake scorpion the amazing story of processed apple strudel neko respect & tolerance; my own private anarchy eerie my fate -- your doom fake scorpion fat niggaz step to ma skillz dead cheese i don't know what, but something's wrong sed suck a tomato juke ...& silently, he died shadow tao tee-fuckin'-hee kojak sage -- condiments; chapter 175 murmur ascii toons black francis contemptible breakfast shadow tao dto -- issue six ================ immunity integral crank this is where the editorial goes murmur it's live shadow tao white lumps: the day the cabbage cried dead cheese can you find the encoded message? fake scorpion a man rolled up like a ball juke power of cock fake scorpion sunday morning (gas station blues) styx if i were you i'd shoot myself sed the uncool kid creed the adventures of mbujn & zrplouc eerie heinous chimera crank warez da warez? mogel scenes of the common & the ephemere, part one eerie androgynous mind fake scorpion you crazy bastard! mogel sugar -- condiments; chapter 1/2 murmur ode to a pancake eightball dto -- issue seven ================== i win a cookie mogel the dto manifesto dto inner circle a story jamesy press your lips against my buttock, suction practicing person! eerie the crane & the crow shadow tao fake scorpion it's 9:15am, do you know if your brain works? kojak the simmons family saga, continued sweeney erect regrets murmur the day the geek snapped creed to forgive & regret styx the chaos theory; friday, july 15 eerie my name is mud murmur hapless in the hands of some kind of god crank parsley -- condiments; chapter 173 murmur demons breed at computer city crank dto -- issue eight ================== straight outta hatboro black francis an ode to noodles black francis dewmed -- part one jamesy monumental misunderstandings throughout world history... black francis me three!@#% mogel downward blinded gluesniffer trip to hometown america eerie hate is a bald guy named steve shadow tao how to make an ansi bomb belial the elf says... creed ascii-toons black francis artichoke powder -- condiments; chapter 563 murmur FUCK YOU, HOOKER styx did i mention i'm a bastard? jamesy a portrait of a naked chick with big tits... black francis the chaos theory; saturday, july 16 eerie frannie's poetry corner black francis doomed to obscurity wacky fold-in black francis dto -- issue nine ================= scenes of the common & the ephemere, part two eerie girls can't write jamesy white lumps: big num nums dead cheese sliced & diced hooker in a ziplock bag styx videogames stole my childhood morpheus paranoid & justified eerie god likes dto mogel a multi-cultural spectrum of anger creed a whimsical treatise on the topic of interdimensional... teletype the conversation jamesy black shoe, blue shoe juke kelly gets her tonsils out murmur wild jesus dead cheese ritalin -- condiments; chapter 815 murmur my belly mogel ascii stoopit strips: bob's bucket bonanza dead cheese the chaos theory; sunday, july 17 eerie bread ogre de latoya dto -- issue ten ================ my heart belongs to ramen soup mogel white lumps: someone likes the outdoors a lot! dead cheese identity crisis kaia julian simmons & the psychic friends network sweeney erect the happy game juke why everyone should smoke pot styx a girl he never met kojak gimme access! mogel we are the sons of no one murmur no outlet crank phat rhymes & dope thymes: old skool dead cheese you think it's over now? jamesy i bet it would be really funny if puck shine six/eight & the last musty smells eerie asking for it black francis nowhere to go but up? who says we're moving? whoops realize shadow tao the original evil sugar -- condiments; chapter 1000 murmur mistaken girlie17 dto -- issue eleven =================== i know you shadow tao happy juice -- condiments; chapter 3,014 murmur sick call yohan bawk demented grandpa tao stories: 'bible fun!' shadow tao mirror orestes the inconsistencies of the time-space continuum... the masked marauder thirty seconds at pratt & sheridan kojak the girlfriend sweeney erect the chaos theory; monday, july 18 eerie eggplant parmesan creed don't try to understand girlie17 wish fake scorpion all it took was one miracle e-mail whisper present company excluded creed into every sunset a little acid rain must fall murmur dummercon update mogel deliverance shadow tao self-respect girlie17 dto -- issue twelve =================== and now, i'm home eerie love letters in the sand jamesy the moose & the beaver murmur because i said so mogel sensory stroke morpheus this is not an exit fake scorpion sasparilla -- condiments; chapter 81 murmur auld ang syne shadow tao umm... go away girlie17 the chaos theory; tuesday, july 19 eerie to be puck discourse on nihilism sed i will fly to the sun, beat it, & be free juke just a girl eerie syntax error styx guess what! girlie17 dto -- issue thirteen ===================== editorial jamesy cat story oregano southborough reservoir eerie you can't be too careful these days! trilobyte divine this time crank a rant mogel jesus on the run sweeney erect a jamesy article jamesy the hangover eerie wherefore art thou dummercon? murmur untitled girlie17 love & hand grenades puck bodily orifice -- condiments; chapter 5004 murmur you've been had! creed the chaos theory; wednesday, july 20 eerie encyclopedia mogel in: archie's stuck in the laundry chute! jamesy dto -- issue fourteen ===================== yeah yeah yeah mogel letters to the editor letters to the editor clusterfuck sweeney erect less than lonely crank discourse on the veritability of psychic phenomena mogel & kaia mincemeat -- condiments; chapter 444 murmur julian simmons & the psychic lover's network jamesy space & the reason tomithy's pudding was on the floor puck cunt licker eerie my wings are stuck juke gechoes jamesy have you ever had jaundice? murmur who cares? girlie17 mind over bladder mogel mary's gone to sleep eerie when the bough breaks shadow tao dto -- issue fifteen ==================== information or something murmur an american sartori sweeney erect dto and the continuing war against dumb people mogel addendum murmur that deep, deep lake called life juke dr. cohen, his minion, and the games we played today styx doomed to obscurity news brief murmur quake rocks middle east jamesy kitchen helper oregano the $10,000 tab yumas vampyre murmur the shadow sweeney erect the harlequin base rind -- condiments; chapter 818 murmur the bigot dance shadow tao i drink, therefor puck megan (an abridged story of two failures) eerie a story about a twelve year old boy named sammy cagnobalia... styx dto -- issue sixteen ==================== look at me! mogel new rules of romance sweeney erect coffee showdown oregano al and jane: modern day hypocracy trilobyte an evil town ed hamilton condiments chapter 610: birch murmur i don't wanna eat!!!!! styx kinda sugaree charms anti-hero letters to the editor editor can't you see my walls are crumbling? jamesy crazy people puck i am cool creed let's pretend it's not pathetic mogel true to life murmur dto -- issue seventeen ====================== oprah was right mogel ramble murmur go jump off a bridge dash three things they haven't learned puck a discourse on the flaws of standard debate *or* U R DUM !!1 mogel strawberry sorbet mooer old people, their feelings, and what have you trilobyte four juke shalla neko specification versus exploration in western education yumas broom -- condiments; chapter 2890 murmur familure crank improviso puck entertainment eerie drifting gently in the sky shadow tao 2084 creed three swedes take on a wildeyak while eating bologna... nybar justification jamesy coming home kaia syntax error; part 2 styx dto -- issue eighteen ===================== life's a dye, & then you bitch eerie red dye number ten spiff persephone's cross eerie quiescent zeus fake scorpion take a trip mogel peacfull, in away. also frightning styx persephone's cross shadow tao bullseye -- condiments; chapter 777 murmur gift jamesy dto -- issue nineteen ===================== my editorial puck peachy trilobyte when entering studio, [k]nock: ACT I murmur mode change killarney the most intelligent being on the planet styx taming the mind; an overview of mental projecting gaurdian a failure that binds a life to a life crank the constitution of the eternally depressed and confused neko video games were better in the early to mid-80s, damn it! murmur white noise kaia spinach -- condiments; chapter 133 murmur the elephant king puck dto -- issue twenty =================== everybody loves mogel! mogel big fucking aneurysm -- diseases; chapter 26 kaia dip switch militia morpheus julian simmons babysits sweeney erect very indie murmur barbarian enema mogel the severed bloody arm of the manatee rattle bored styx mastokistic luv trilobyte deep phorce the #preschool faq! jamesy why i wrote for dto graywolf earl creed super salad murmur post more marlena pics and sites styx facsimile murmur quench it oregano love affair in room 212 trip we did your dad morpheus spoon & fork, crazy lovin' style trilobyte TEN EZ STEPZ 2 HAVIN ORAL SEX!!!!! crank a guide to the only method left on planet earth that can... mogel you really need to get a life... styx thanks for your order, rick! rick chen ascii toons: straight-edge comix! mogel rollerblades are gay murmur my sister sucks styx scurvy -- diseases; chapter 1013 mogel the rice submissions jamesy who is this guy? mercuri sardines trilobyte winnie and arnold revisited jamesy life is tough for jason farnon mogel a failure that grinds a life to a life jamesy talcum powder -- condiments; chapter 732 murmur normal day nybar dto -- issue twenty-one ======================= indescribably wet fellatio styx shiny new car (typical generic love story) zircus darkness creed smother eerie cry baby cry mooer god hates you jamesy elvis does it again squinky not so fancy ketchup -- condiments; chapter 101 murmur the chaos theory; thursday, july 21 eerie regrets -- first blood, part two jamesy counterpart crank xyz, abc, & me mogel more from, and yet more from murmur herpes is forever puck dto -- issue twenty-two ======================= hopelessly sexy mogel immobility trilobyte the juice of life oregano my jedi journal the vindicator let's be friends y-windoze no frills vanir emasculation mooer that peppers shit from steak 'n' shake -- condiments; chapter 55 murmur the chaos theory; friday, july 22 eerie these jokes are GREAT! puck tonight on tv oregano thorough situational mindfuck d. mcdaniel kitty-cat murmur purple finger nails and black latex make for a free man jook the human flaw eerie dto -- issue twenty-three ========================= slack motherfuckers murmur be the best girl you possibly can be! sweeney erect immolation killarney untitled hieronymous breughel the cliff, marilyn manson, & beer the arts student f.k.a. euan mogel appeared to me in a dream and made me write this eerie the museum dan greenwell toothpaste shavins -- condiments; chapter 1400 murmur the chaos theory; saturday, july 23 eerie tabula rousseau mooer untitled snufkin toys that caress her shroud undergarments for the short, round figure goldy the pimp from pamona xeper and piztok juan cristobal dto -- issue twenty-four ======================== here is the address mogel, eerie, mooer, & kaia letters to the editor letters to the editor dry thoughts from a dry brain sweeney erect divine database d. mcdaniel racism: from class to classroom murmur wet leaves jamesy aura of saber-toothed tiger -- condiments; chapter #4893 murmur a blast from the 80s jamesy beard club oregano igneous rocks are cool styx dance ballerina eerie the colonoscopy conspiracy (chapter dog) zircus the chaos theory; sunday, july 24 eerie monthly report, june '98 esso pee shy puck dto -- issue twenty-five ======================== mogel gets open heart surgery jamesy letters to the editor letters to the editor kamikaze puck timmy meow tongue of whey -- condiments; chapter 9234 murmur the intricacies of portable toilets d. mcdaniel jesus was gay sweeney erect new world disorder: conventional measures fall short murmur cold turkey jamesy upward mobility potential styx the great brain creed accepting forever anya the chaos theory; monday, july 25th eerie for amy pezmonkey yes, ok mogel the mix tape esso dto -- issue twenty-six ======================= opium man? what the hell is wrong with me? quarex letters to the editor letters to the editor rgb owns you: copyright laws make art a hazardous pastime eerie sequels to look for in 1998 cmw kids honeysuckle -- condiments; chapter 80 murmur a simmons carol sweeney erect flying teapot ashtray heart japan my ass puck we enjoy it sweeney erect the lowdown on ease and serenity with a woman at a river d. mcdaniel the chaos theory; tuesday, july 26th eerie mom never learned how to swim mooer one nation under eerie dto -- issue twenty-seven ========================= valentine's day greeting pezmonkey how to be smart ashtray heart my intestinal companion moonbagel cream of gop -- condiments; chapter 704 murmur the unforgivable sin sweeney erect syncopation nation bor on love and on friendship puck human cloning for fun and profit: the fight between religion... shadow tao make money fast trilobyte clouds and the blue, blue sky moonbagel consume, be fruitful, and multiply creed djarum super (i love you, roxy) pezmonkey sensory apparatus buffet mike halchin the chaos theory; wednesday, july 27th eerie raped anya dto -- issue twenty-eight ========================= tee-hee! mogel the christian transformers ashtray heart thumbs-up for doody puck frump-nosed chives -- condiments; chapter 8934 murmur all about lint aster the unwritten works of ashtray heart ashtray heart changing the face and future of america zooey life, liberty, and the pursuit of randomness jayatri gates and the technicolor monopoly andygee remembering halo jamesy personal choice killarney nights like this disorder sometimes i wonder razorblades & bandaids gone missing base growing up dead zilla the 4:30 am onslaught jook dto -- issue thirty-eight ========================= doomed to obscurity #38 trilobyte dto -- special issue one ======================== tale of events at duhcon mogel reflections murmur dummercon '96 live dummercon attendees dto -- special issue two ======================== tlorah returns mogel dead cheese's philosophical compendium of the universe dead cheese dto.illinois: on the road shadow tao & murmur dto -- special issue three ========================== preface mogel dead star eerie +--------------------------------------------------------------------------+ + directory by author andygee gates and the technicolor monopoly issue 28 anti-hero kinda sugaree charms issue 16 anya accepting forever issue 25 raped issue 27 ashtray heart flying teapot issue 26 how to be smart issue 27 the christian transformers issue 28 the unwritten works of ashtray heart issue 28 aster all about lint issue 28 base gone missing issue 28 pick your nose no matter who walks by you! issue 4 the harlequin issue 15 belial how to make an ansi bomb issue 8 black francis an ode to noodles issue 8 a portrait of a naked chick with big tits... issue 8 ascii toons issue 5 ascii-toons issue 8 asking for it issue 10 doomed to obscurity wacky fold-in issue 8 dto, downhome baked goodness, and you! issue 1 frannie's anarchy corner issue 2 frannie's joke corner issue 2 frannie's poetry corner issue 8 kixorin' bran' gnu flava in yah ear issue 2 monumental misunderstandings throughout world history... issue 8 straight outta hatboro issue 8 bor syncopation nation issue 27 cmw kids sequels to look for in 1998 issue 26 crank a failure that binds a life to a life issue 19 counterpart issue 21 demons breed at computer city issue 7 divine this time issue 13 familure issue 17 hapless in the hands of some kind of god issue 7 heinous chimera issue 6 immunity integral issue 6 less than lonely issue 14 no outlet issue 10 TEN EZ STEPZ 2 HAVIN ORAL SEX!!!!! issue 20 creed 2084 issue 17 a multi-cultural spectrum of anger issue 9 consume, be fruitful, and multiply issue 27 darkness issue 21 earl issue 20 eggplant parmesan issue 11 i am cool issue 16 present company excluded issue 11 the day the geek snapped issue 7 the elf says... issue 8 the great brain issue 25 the uncool kid issue 6 you've been had! issue 13 dan greenwell the museum issue 23 dash go jump off a bridge issue 17 dead cheese biography issue 3 dead cheese's philosophical compendium of the universe special 2 fat niggaz step to ma skillz issue 5 phat rhymes & dope thymes: old skool issue 10 white lumps: big num nums issue 9 white lumps: egg's poo issue 5 white lumps: someone likes the outdoors a lot! issue 10 white lumps: the day the cabbage cried issue 6 wild jesus issue 9 ascii stoopit strips: bob's bucket bonanza issue 9 disorder doomed to obscurity issue 3 nights like this issue 28 d. mcdaniel divine database issue 24 the intricacies of portable toilets issue 25 the lowdown on ease and serenity with a woman at a river issue 26 thorough situational mindfuck issue 22 dto inner circle the dto manifesto issue 7 dummercon attendees dummercon '96 live special 1 ed hamilton an evil town issue 16 edicius i was the second gunman in the kennedy assassination, sexy mama! issue 4 eerie and now, i'm home issue 12 cunt licker issue 14 dance ballerina issue 24 dead star special 3 downward blinded gluesniffer trip to hometown america issue 8 entertainment issue 17 just a girl issue 12 life's a dye, & then you bitch issue 18 mary's gone to sleep issue 14 megan (an abridged story of two failures) issue 15 mogel appeared to me in a dream and made me write this issue 23 one nation under issue 26 paranoid & justified issue 9 persephone's cross issue 19 piss them off issue 1 press your lips against my buttock, suction practicing person! issue 7 respect & tolerance; my own private anarchy issue 5 rgb owns you: copyright laws make art a hazardous pastime issue 26 scenes of the common & the ephemere, part one issue 6 scenes of the common & the ephemere, part two issue 9 shine six/eight & the last musty smells issue 10 smother issue 21 so hard to be punk issue 2 southborough reservoir issue 13 the adventures of mbujn & zrplouc issue 6 the chaos theory; friday, july 15th issue 7 the chaos theory; saturday, july 16th issue 8 the chaos theory; sunday, july 17th issue 9 the chaos theory; monday, july 18th issue 11 the chaos theory; tuesday, july 19th issue 12 the chaos theory; wednesday, july 20th issue 13 the chaos theory; thursday, july 21st issue 21 the chaos theory; friday, july 22nd issue 22 the chaos theory; saturday, july 23rd issue 23 the chaos theory; sunday, july 24th issue 24 the chaos theory; monday, july 25th issue 25 the chaos theory; tuesday, july 26th issue 26 the chaos theory; wednesday, july 27th issue 27 the hangover issue 13 the human flaw issue 22 the real world issue 4 eightball barium enema issue 2 ode to a pancake issue 6 the working class issue 1 esso monthly report, june '98 issue 24 the mix tape issue 25 fake scorpion androgynous mind issue 6 can you find the encoded message? issue 6 he gave it all away issue 3 ice cream truck issue 5 issue 7 my fate -- your doom issue 5 ozzy, you're the man issue 1 power of cock issue 6 quiescent zeus issue 18 statistics issue 5 this is not an exit issue 12 toilet issue 3 wish issue 11 why lollapalooza sucks issue 2 gaurdian taming the mind; an overview of mental projecting issue 19 girlie17 don't try to understand issue 11 guess what! issue 12 mistaken issue 10 self-respect issue 11 umm... go away issue 12 untitled issue 13 who cares? issue 14 goldy the pimp from pamona undergarments for the short, round figure issue 23 graywolf why i wrote for dto issue 20 gumby blind love issue 1 one gunshot issue 2 undecided issue 1 hieronymous breughel untitled issue 23 im2k world wide waste issue 2 jamesy a blast from the 80s issue 24 a failure that grinds a life to a life issue 20 a jamesy article issue 13 art is alive issue 3 a story issue 7 a 'zine carol issue 1 can't you see my walls are crumbling? issue 16 cold turkey issue 25 dewmed -- part one issue 8 did i mention i'm a bastard? issue 8 editorial issue 13 encyclopedia mogel in: archie's stuck in the laundry chute! issue 13 gechoes issue 14 gift issue 18 girls can't write issue 9 god hates you issue 21 julian simmons & the psychic lover's network issue 14 justification issue 17 love letters in the sand issue 12 mogel gets open heart surgery issue 25 quake rocks middle east issue 15 regrets -- first blood, part two issue 21 remembering halo issue 28 the conversation issue 9 the #preschool faq! issue 20 the rice submissions issue 20 wet leaves issue 24 winnie and arnold revisited issue 20 you think it's over now? issue 10 'zines suck issue 4 jayatri life, liberty, and the pursuit of randomness issue 28 jook a man rolled up like a ball issue 6 black shoe, blue shoe issue 9 four issue 17 i will fly to the sun, beat it, & be free issue 12 my wings are stuck issue 14 suck a tomato issue 5 that deep, deep lake called life issue 15 the 4:30 am onslaught issue 28 the happy game issue 10 purple finger nails and black latex make for a free man issue 22 juan cristobal xeper and piztok issue 23 kaia big fucking aneurysm -- diseases; chapter 26 issue 20 coming home issue 17 discourse on the veritability of psychic phenomena issue 14 fuck me, if you dare issue 3 identity crisis issue 10 white noise issue 19 killarney immolation issue 23 mode change issue 19 personal choice issue 28 kojak a girl he never met issue 10 it's 9:15am, do you know if your brain works? issue 7 tee-fuckin'-hee issue 5 thirty seconds at pratt & sheridan issue 11 lobo potato soup issue 3 meow timmy issue 25 mercuri who is this guy? issue 20 mike halchin sensory apparatus buffet issue 27 mogel a discourse on the flaws of standard debate *or* U R DUM !!1 issue 17 a guide to the only method left on planet earth that can... issue 20 a rant issue 13 ascii toons: straight-edge comix! issue 20 barbarian enema issue 20 because i said so issue 12 black francis quits issue 5 dear moggie; a guide to modern love... issue 5 discourse on the veritability of psychic phenomena issue 14 dto and the continuing war against dumb people issue 15 dummercon update issue 11 dweebs on tv issue 2 everybody loves mogel! issue 20 gee, we really need more lobsters issue 3 gimme access! issue 10 god likes dto issue 9 guns for goths issue 1 here is the address issue 24 hopelessly sexy issue 22 insert witty title here issue 2 i wanna be a king, baby! issue 1 i win a cookie issue 7 let's pretend it's not pathetic issue 16 life is tough for jason farnon issue 20 logic schmogic issue 2 look at me! issue 16 me three!@#% issue 8 mind over bladder issue 14 my belly issue 9 my heart belongs to ramen soup issue 10 oprah was right issue 17 phearnet vs. killer wombat issue 1 preface special 3 scurvy -- diseases; chapter 1013 issue 20 sweet irony issue 4 take a trip issue 18 tale of events at duhcon special 1 tee-hee! issue 28 tlorah returns special 2 warez da warez? issue 6 what do you think think of dto? issue 4 where's that dignity i ordered? issue 4 who the hell cares? issue 3 xyz, abc, & me issue 21 yes, ok issue 25 you crazy bastard! issue 6 yeah yeah yeah issue 14 you're a damned weirdo issue 4 mooer emasculation issue 22 cry baby cry issue 21 mom never learned how to swim issue 26 strawberry sorbet issue 17 tabula rousseau issue 23 moonbagel clouds and the blue, blue sky issue 27 my intestinal companion issue 27 morpheus dip switch militia issue 20 how to be an ansi phag! issue 2 operation streetpimp issue 4 sensory stroke issue 12 videogames stole my childhood issue 9 we did your dad issue 20 murmur addendum issue 15 artichoke powder -- condiments; chapter 563 issue 8 aura of saber-toothed tiger -- condiments; chapter #4893 issue 24 birch -- condiments; chapter 610 issue 16 bodily orifice -- condiments; chapter 5004 issue 13 broom -- condiments; chapter 2890 issue 17 bullseye -- condiments; chapter 777 issue 18 cream of gop -- condiments; chapter 704 issue 27 dew -- condiments; chapter 1/0 issue 4 doomed to obscurity news brief issue 15 dto.illinois: on the road special 2 facsimile issue 20 frump-nosed chives -- condiments; chapter 8934 issue 28 happy juice -- condiments; chapter 3,014 issue 11 have you ever had jaundice? issue 14 honeysuckle -- condiments; chapter 80 issue 26 i must suck, for i am not beaten down by the man issue 3 information or something issue 15 into every sunset a little acid rain must fall issue 11 it's not that hard, really issue 5 kelly gets her tonsils out issue 9 kitty-cat issue 22 lavender -- condiments; chapter 417 issue 1 mincemeat -- condiments; chapter 444 issue 14 more from, and yet more from issue 21 my name is mud issue 7 new world disorder: conventional measures fall short issue 25 not so fancy ketchup -- condiments; chapter 101 issue 21 parsley -- condiments; chapter 173 issue 7 racism: from class to classroom issue 24 ramble issue 17 reflections special 1 regrets issue 7 rind -- condiments; chapter 818 issue 15 ritalin -- condiments; chapter 815 issue 9 rollerblades are gay issue 20 sage -- condiments; chapter 175 issue 5 sasparilla -- condiments; chapter 81 issue 12 slack motherfuckers issue 23 spinach -- condiments; chapter 133 issue 19 sugar -- condiments; chapter 1/2 issue 6 super salad issue 20 talcum powder -- condiments; chapter 732 issue 20 that peppers shit from steak 'n' shake -- condiments; chap. 55 issue 22 the moose & the beaver issue 12 the most elite bbs in the world issue 2 the original evil sugar -- condiments; chapter 1000 issue 10 the question of representive democracy issue 1 this is where the editorial goes issue 6 tongue of whey -- condiments; chapter 9234 issue 25 toothpaste shavins -- condiments; chapter 1400 issue 23 true to life issue 16 vampyre issue 15 very indie issue 20 video games were better in the early to mid-80s, damn it! issue 19 we are the sons of no one issue 10 when entering studio, [k]nock: ACT I issue 19 wherefore art thou dummercon? issue 13 where have all my children gone? a reflection in six movements issue 1 worcestershire sauce -- condiments; chapter 7 issue 3 neko my doggy issue 4 shalla issue 17 the amazing story of processed apple strudel issue 5 the constitution of the eternally depressed and confused issue 19 nybar normal day issue 20 three swedes take on a wildeyak while eating bologna... issue 17 ogre de latoya bread issue 9 oregano beard club issue 24 cat story issue 13 coffee showdown issue 16 kitchen helper issue 15 quench it issue 20 the juice of life issue 22 tonight on tv issue 22 orestes mirror issue 11 pezmonkey djarum super (i love you, roxy) issue 27 for amy issue 25 valentine's day greeting issue 27 phorce deep issue 20 puck crazy people issue 16 herpes is forever issue 21 i bet it would be really funny if issue 10 i drink, therefor issue 15 improviso issue 17 japan my ass issue 26 kamikaze issue 25 love & hand grenades issue 13 my editorial issue 19 on love and on friendship issue 27 pee shy issue 24 space & the reason tomithy's pudding was on the floor issue 14 the elephant king issue 19 these jokes are GREAT! issue 22 three things they haven't learned issue 17 thumbs-up for doody issue 28 to be issue 12 quarex opium man? what the hell is wrong with me? issue 26 rattle the severed bloody arm of the manatee issue 20 razorblades & bandaids sometimes i wonder issue 28 sed discourse on nihilism issue 12 gulags; formerly known as education issue 3 i don't know what, but something's wrong issue 5 if i were you i'd shoot myself issue 6 shadow tao ...& silently, he died issue 5 auld ang syne issue 12 broken issue 4 buggies of death; dto versus the amish issue 3 contemptible breakfast issue 5 deliverance issue 11 demented grandpa tao stories: 'bible fun!' issue 11 drifting gently in the sky issue 17 dto.illinois: on the road special 2 elevator issue 2 hate is a bald guy named steve issue 8 hiroshima revisited issue 2 how to become a conservative nut for love and money! issue 1 human cloning for fun and profit: the fight between religion... issue 27 i know you issue 11 it's live issue 6 mr. corporate gets wired issue 2 persephone's cross issue 18 realize issue 10 the bigot dance issue 15 the crane & the crow issue 7 when the bough breaks issue 14 shroud toys that caress her snufkin untitled spiff red dye number ten issue 18 squinky elvis does it again issue 21 styx a story about a twelve year old boy named sammy cagnobalia... issue 15 bored issue 20 dr. cohen, his minion, and the games we played today issue 15 FUCK YOU, HOOKER issue 8 i don't wanna eat!!!!! issue 16 igneous rocks are cool issue 24 indescribably wet fellatio issue 21 my sister sucks issue 20 peacfull, in away. also frightning issue 18 post more marlena pics and sites issue 20 to forgive & regret issue 7 sliced & diced hooker in a ziplock bag issue 9 sunday morning (gas station blues) issue 6 syntax error issue 12 syntax error; part 2 issue 17 the most intelligent being on the planet issue 19 upward mobility potential issue 25 why everyone should smoke pot issue 10 you really need to get a life... issue 20 sweeney erect an american sartori issue 15 a simmons carol issue 26 be the best girl you possibly can be! issue 23 clusterfuck issue 14 dry thoughts from a dry brain issue 24 head like a dole issue 3 jesus on the run issue 13 jesus was gay issue 25 julian simmons & the psychic friends network issue 10 julian simmons babysits issue 20 new rules of romance issue 16 the girlfriend issue 11 the shadow issue 15 the simmons family saga, continued issue 7 the unforgivable sin issue 27 we enjoy it issue 26 teletype a whimsical treatise on the topic of interdimensional... issue 9 technology knows no shame, the world i see has gone insane issue 4 thalassocracy my pillow issue 3 the arts student f.k.a. euan the cliff, marilyn manson, & beer issue 23 the gnn poison issue 4 the masked marauder the inconsistencies of the time-space continuum... issue 11 the vindicator my jedi journal issue 22 trilobyte al and jane: modern day hypocracy issue 16 doomed to obscurity #38 issue 38 immobility issue 22 make money fast issue 27 mastokistic luv issue 20 old people, their feelings, and what have you issue 17 peachy issue 19 sardines issue 20 spoon & fork, crazy lovin' style issue 20 you can't be too careful these days! issue 13 trip love affair in room 212 issue 20 vanir no frills issue 22 please excuse me; i'm feeling nauseous issue 3 whisper all it took was one miracle e-mail issue 11 whoops nowhere to go but up? who says we're moving? issue 10 yohan bawk sick call issue 11 yumas specification versus exploration in western education issue 17 the $10,000 tab issue 15 y-windoze urination issue 4 let's be friends issue 22 zilla growing up dead issue 28 zircus shiny new car (typical generic love story) issue 21 the colonoscopy conspiracy (chapter dog) issue 24 zooey changing the face and future of america issue 28 +--------------------------------------------------------------------------+ + directory by title a blast from the 80s issue 24 -- jamesy accepting forever issue 25 -- anya addendum issue 15 -- murmur a discourse on the flaws of standard debate *or* U R DUM !!1 issue 17 -- mogel a failure that binds a life to a life issue 19 -- crank a failure that grinds a life to a life issue 20 -- jamesy a girl he never met issue 10 -- kojak a guide to the only method left on planet earth that can... issue 20 -- mogel a jamesy article issue 13 -- jamesy al and jane: modern day hypocracy issue 16 -- trilobyte all about lint issue 28 -- aster all it took was one miracle e-mail issue 11 -- whisper a man rolled up like a ball issue 6 -- jook a multi-cultural spectrum of anger issue 9 -- creed an american sartori issue 15 -- sweeney erect and now, i'm home issue 12 -- eerie androgynous mind issue 6 -- fake scorpion ...& silently, he died issue 5 -- shadow tao an evil town issue 16 -- ed hamilton an ode to noodles issue 8 -- black francis a portrait of a naked chick with big tits... issue 8 -- black francis a rant issue 13 -- mogel artichoke powder - condiments; chapter 563 issue 8 -- murmur art is alive issue 3 -- jamesy ascii stoopit strips: bob's bucket bonanza issue 9 -- dead cheese ascii toons issue 5 -- black francis ascii-toons issue 8 -- black francis ascii toons: straight-edge comix! issue 20 -- mogel a simmons carol issue 26 -- sweeney erect asking for it issue 10 -- black francis a story issue 7 -- jamesy a story about a twelve year old boy named sammy cagnobalia... issue 15 -- styx auld ang syne issue 12 -- shadow tao aura of saber-toothed tiger -- condiments; chapter #4893 issue 24 -- murmur a whimsical treatise on the topic of interdimensional... issue 9 -- teletype a 'zine carol issue 1 -- jamesy barbarian enema issue 20 -- mogel barium enema issue 2 -- eightball beard club issue 24 -- oregano because i said so issue 12 -- mogel be the best girl you possibly can be! issue 23 -- sweeney erect big fucking aneurysm -- diseases; chapter 26 issue 20 -- kaia birch - condiments; chapter 610 issue 16 -- murmur biography issue 3 -- dead cheese black francis quits issue 5 -- mogel black shoe, blue shoe issue 9 -- jook bored issue 20 -- styx bread issue 9 -- ogre de latoya broom - condiments; chapter 2890 issue 17 -- murmur blind love issue 1 -- gumby bodily orifice - condiments; chapter 5004 issue 13 -- murmur broken issue 4 -- shadow tao buggies of death; dto versus the amish issue 3 -- shadow tao bullseye - condiments; chapter 777 issue 18 -- murmur can you find the encoded message? issue 6 -- fake scorpion can't you see my walls are crumbling? issue 16 -- jamesy cat story issue 13 -- oregano changing the face and future of america issue 28 -- zooey clouds and the blue, blue sky issue 27 -- moonbagel clusterfuck issue 14 -- sweeney erect cry baby cry issue 21 -- mooer coffee showdown issue 16 -- oregano cold turkey issue 25 -- jamesy coming home issue 17 -- kaia consume, be fruitful, and multiply issue 27 -- creed contemptible breakfast issue 5 -- shadow tao counterpart issue 21 -- crank crazy people issue 16 -- puck cream of gop -- condiments; chapter 704 issue 27 -- murmur cunt licker issue 14 -- eerie dance ballerina issue 24 -- eerie darkness issue 21 -- creed dead cheese's philosophical compendium of the universe special 2 -- dead cheese dead star special 3 -- eerie dear moggie; a guide to modern love on the information superhighway issue 5 -- mogel deep issue 20 -- phorce deliverance issue 11 -- shadow tao demented grandpa tao stories: 'bible fun!' issue 11 -- shadow tao demons breed at computer city issue 7 -- crank dew - condiments; chapter 1/0 issue 4 -- murmur dewmed - part one issue 8 -- jamesy did i mention i'm a bastard? issue 8 -- jamesy dip switch militia issue 20 -- morpheus discourse on nihilism issue 12 -- sed discourse on the veritability of psychic phenomena issue 14 -- mogel & kaia divine database issue 24 -- d. mcdaniel divine this time issue 13 -- crank djarum super (i love you, roxy) issue 27 -- pezmonkey don't try to understand issue 11 -- girlie17 doomed to obscurity issue 3 -- disorder doomed to obscurity news brief issue 15 -- murmur doomed to obscurity #38 issue 38 -- trilobyte doomed to obscurity wacky fold-in issue 8 -- black francis downward blinded gluesniffer trip to hometown america issue 8 -- eerie dr. cohen, his minion, and the games we played today issue 15 -- styx drifting gently in the sky issue 17 -- shadow tao dry thoughts from a dry brain issue 24 -- sweeney erect dto and the continuing war against dumb people issue 15 -- mogel dto, downhome baked goodness, and you! issue 1 -- black francis dto.illinois: on the road special 2 -- shadow tao & murmur dummercon '96 live special 1 -- dummercon attendees dummercon update issue 11 -- mogel dweebs on tv issue 2 -- mogel earl issue 20 -- creed editorial issue 14 -- jamesy eggplant parmesan issue 11 -- creed elevator issue 2 -- shadow tao elvis does it again issue 21 -- squinky emasculation issue 22 -- mooer encyclopedia mogel in: archie's stuck in the laundry chute! issue 13 -- jamesy entertainment issue 17 -- eerie everybody loves mogel! issue 20 -- mogel facsimile issue 20 -- murmur familure issue 17 -- crank fat niggaz step to ma skillz issue 5 -- dead cheese flying teapot issue 26 -- ashtray heart for amy issue 25 -- pezmonkey four issue 17 -- jook frannie's anarchy corner issue 2 -- black francis frannie's joke corner issue 2 -- black francis frannie's poetry corner issue 8 -- black francis frump-nosed chives -- condiments; chapter 8934 issue 28 -- murmur fuck me, if you dare issue 3 -- kaia FUCK YOU, HOOKER issue 8 -- styx gates and the technicolor monopoly issue 28 -- andygee gechoes issue 14 -- jamesy gee, we really need more lobsters issue 3 -- mogel gift issue 18 -- jamesy gimme access! issue 10 -- mogel girls can't write issue 9 -- jamesy god hates you issue 21 -- jamesy god likes dto issue 9 -- mogel go jump off a bridge issue 17 -- dash gone missing issue 28 -- basehead growing up dead issue 28 -- zilla guess what! issue 12 -- girlie17 gulags; formerly known as education issue 3 -- sed guns for goths issue 1 -- mogel hapless in the hands of some kind of god issue 7 -- crank happy juice - condiments; chapter 3,014 issue 11 -- murmur hate is a bald guy named steve issue 8 -- shadow tao have you ever had jaundice? issue 14 -- murmur here is the address issue 24 -- mogel, eerie, mooer, & kaia honeysuckle -- condiments; chapter 80 issue 26 -- murmur hopelessly sexy issue 22 -- mogel how to be smart issue 27 -- ashtray heart how to make an ansi bomb issue 8 -- belial head like a dole issue 3 -- sweeny erect he gave it all away issue 3 -- fake scorpion heinous chimera issue 6 -- crank herpes is forever issue 21 -- puck hiroshima revisited issue 2 -- shadow tao how to be an ansi phag! issue 2 -- morpheus how to become a conservative nut for love and money! issue 1 -- shadow tao human cloning for fun and profit: the fight between religion and science issue 27 -- shadow tao i am cool issue 16 -- creed i bet it would be really funny if issue 10 -- puck ice cream truck issue 5 -- fake scorpion identity crisis issue 10 -- kaia i don't know what, but something's wrong issue 5 -- sed i don't wanna eat!!!!! issue 16 -- styx i drink, therefor issue 15 -- puck if i were you i'd shoot myself issue 6 -- sed igneous rocks are cool issue 24 -- styx i know you issue 11 -- shadow tao immobility issue 22 -- trilobyte immolation issue 23 -- killarney immunity integral issue 6 -- crank improviso issue 17 -- puck i must suck, for i am not beaten down by the man issue 3 -- murmur indescribably wet fellatio issue 21 -- styx information or something issue 15 -- murmur issue 7 -- fake scorpion insert witty title here issue 2 -- mogel into every sunset a little acid rain must fall issue 11 -- murmur i will fly to the sun, beat it, & be free issue 12 -- jook i win a cookie issue 7 -- mogel it's live issue 6 -- shadow tao it's 9:15am, do you know if your brain works? issue 7 -- kojak it's not that hard, really issue 5 -- murmur i wanna be a king, baby! issue 1 -- mogel i was the second gunman in the kennedy assassination, sexy mama! issue 4 -- edicius japan my ass issue 26 -- puck jesus on the run issue 13 -- sweeney erect jesus was gay issue 25 -- sweeney erect julian simmons & the psychic friend's network issue 10 -- sweeney erect julian simmons & the psychic lover's network issue 14 -- jamesy julian simmons babysits issue 20 -- sweeney erect just a girl issue 12 -- eerie justification issue 17 -- jamesy kamikaze issue 25 -- puck kelly gets her tonsils out issue 9 -- murmur kinda sugaree charms issue 16 -- anti-hero kitchen helper issue 15 -- oregano kitty-cat issue 22 -- murmur kixorin' bran' gnu flava in yah ear issue 2 -- black francis lavender - condiments; chapter 417 issue 1 -- murmur less than lonely issue 14 -- crank letters to the editor issue 14 -- editor letters to the editor issue 16 -- editor letters to the editor issue 24 -- editor letters to the editor issue 25 -- editor letters to the editor issue 26 -- editor let's be friends issue 22 -- y-windoze let's pretend it's not pathetic issue 16 -- mogel life is tough for jason farnon issue 20 -- mogel life, liberty, and the pursuit of randomness issue 28 -- jayatri life's a dye, & then you bitch issue 18 -- eerie logic schmogic issue 2 -- mogel look at me! issue 16 -- mogel love affair in room 212 issue 20 -- trip love & hand grenades issue 13 -- puck love letters in the sand issue 12 -- jamesy make money fast issue 27 -- trilobyte mary's gone to sleep issue 14 -- eerie mastokistic luv issue 20 -- trilobyte megan (an abridged story of two failures) issue 15 -- eerie me three!@#% issue 8 -- mogel mincemeat - condiments; chapter 444 issue 14 -- murmur mind over bladder issue 14 -- mogel mirror issue 11 -- orestes mistaken issue 10 -- girlie17 mode change issue 19 -- killarney mogel appeared to me in a dream and made me write this issue 23 -- eerie mogel gets open heart surgery issue 25 -- jamesy mom never learned how to swim issue 26 -- mooer monthly report, june '98 issue 24 -- esso monumental misunderstandings throughout world history... issue 8 -- black francis more from, and yet more from murmur issue 21 -- murmur mr. corporate gets wired issue 2 -- shadow tao my belly issue 9 -- mogel my doggy issue 4 -- neko my editorial issue 19 -- puck my fate - your doom issue 5 -- fake scorpion my heart belongs to ramen soup issue 10 -- mogel my intestinal companion issue 27 -- moonbagel my jedi journal issue 22 -- the vindicator my name is mud issue 7 -- murmur my sister sucks issue 20 -- styx my wings are stuck issue 14 -- jook new rules of romance issue 16 -- sweeney erect new world disorder: conventional measures fall short issue 25 -- murmur nights like this issue 28 -- disorder no frills issue 22 -- vanir no outlet issue 10 -- crank normal day issue 20 -- nybar not so fancy ketchup -- condiments; chapter 101 issue 21 -- murmur nowhere to go but up? who says we're moving? issue 10 -- whoops ode to a pancake issue 6 -- eightball old people, their feelings, and what have you issue 17 -- trilobyte one gunshot issue 2 -- gumby one nation under issue 26 -- eerie on love and on friendship issue 27 -- puck operation streetpimp issue 4 -- morpheus opium man? what the hell is wrong with me? issue 26 -- quarex oprah was right issue 17 -- mogel ozzy, you're the man issue 1 -- fake scorpion paranoid & justified issue 9 -- eerie parsley - condiments; chapter 173 issue 7 -- murmur peacfull, in away. also frightning issue 18 -- styx peachy issue 19 -- trilobyte pee shy issue 24 -- puck persephone's cross issue 18 -- eerie persephone's cross issue 18 -- shadow tao personal choice issue 28 -- killarney phat rhymes & dope thymes: old skool issue 10 -- dead cheese phearnet vs. killer wombat issue 1 -- mogel pick your nose no matter who walks by you! issue 4 -- base pillow issue 3 -- thalassocracy piss them off issue 1 -- eerie please excuse me; i'm feeling nauseous issue 3 -- vanir poison issue 4 -- the gnn post more marlena pics and sites issue 20 -- styx potato soup issue 3 -- lobo power of cock issue 6 -- fake scorpion preface special 3 -- mogel present company excluded issue 11 -- creed press your lips against my buttock, suction practicing person! issue 7 -- eerie purple finger nails and black latex make for a free man issue 22 -- jook quake rocks middle east issue 15 -- jamesy quench it issue 20 -- oregano quiescent zeus issue 18 -- fake scorpion racism: from class to classroom issue 24 -- murmur ramble issue 17 -- murmur raped issue 27 -- anya realize issue 10 -- shadow tao red dye number ten issue 18 -- spiff reflections special 1 -- murmur regrets issue 7 -- murmur regrets -- first blood, part two jamesy issue 21 -- jamesy remembering halo issue 28 -- jamesy respect & tolerance; my own private anarchy issue 5 -- eerie rgb owns you: copyright laws make art a hazardous pastime issue 26 -- eerie rind - condiments; chapter 818 issue 15 -- murmur ritalin - condiments; chapter 815 issue 9 -- murmur rollerblades are gay issue 20 -- murmur sage - condiments; chapter 175 issue 5 -- murmur sardines issue 20 -- trilobyte sasparilla - condiments; chapter 81 issue 12 -- murmur scenes of the common & the ephemere, part one issue 6 -- eerie scenes of the common & the ephemere, part two issue 9 -- eerie scurvy -- diseases; chapter 1013 issue 20 -- mogel sensory apparatus buffet issue 27 -- mike halchin shalla issue 17 -- neko shine six/eight & the last musty smells issue 10 -- eerie shiny new car (typical generic love story) issue 21 -- zircus self-respect issue 11 -- girlie17 sensory stroke issue 12 -- morpheus sequels to look for in 1998 issue 26 -- cmw kids sick call issue 11 -- yohan bawk slack motherfuckers issue 23 -- murmur sliced & diced hooker in a ziplock bag issue 9 -- styx smother issue 21 -- eerie sometimes i wonder issue 28 -- razorblades & bandaids southborough reservoir issue 13 -- eerie space & the reason tomithy's pudding was on the floor issue 14 -- puck specification versus exploration in western education issue 17 -- yumas spinach -- condiments; chapter 133 issue 19 -- murmur spoon & fork, crazy lovin' style issue 20 -- trilobyte statistics issue 5 -- fake scorpion straight outta hatboro issue 8 -- black francis strawberry sorbet issue 17 -- mooer so hard to be punk issue 2 -- eerie suck a tomato issue 5 -- jook sugar - condiments; chapter 1/2 issue 6 -- murmur sunday morning (gas station blues) issue 6 -- styx super salad issue 20 -- murmur sweet irony issue 4 -- mogel syncopation nation issue 27 -- bor syntax error issue 12 -- styx syntax error; part 2 issue 17 -- styx tabula rousseau issue 23 -- mooer take a trip issue 18 -- mogel talcum powder -- condiments; chapter 732 issue 20 -- murmur tale of events at duhcon special 1 -- mogel taming the mind; an overview of mental projecting issue 19 -- gaurdian technology knows no shame, the world i see has gone insane issue 4 -- teletype tee-fuckin'-hee issue 5 -- kojak tee-hee! issue 28 -- mogel TEN EZ STEPZ 2 HAVIN ORAL SEX!!!!! issue 20 -- crank thanks for your order, rick! issue 20 -- rick chen that deep, deep lake called life issue 15 -- jook that peppers shit from steak 'n' shake -- condiments; chapter 55 issue 22 -- murmur the adventures of mbujn & zrplouc issue 6 -- eerie the amazing story of processed apple strudel issue 5 -- neko the bigot dance issue 15 -- shadow tao the chaos theory; friday, july 15 issue 7 -- eerie the chaos theory; monday, july 18 issue 11 -- eerie the chaos theory; saturday, july 16 issue 8 -- eerie the chaos theory; sunday, july 17 issue 9 -- eerie the chaos theory; tuesday, july 19 issue 12 -- eerie the chaos theory; wednesday, july 20 issue 13 -- eerie the chaos theory; thursday, july 21 issue 21 -- eerie the chaos theory; friday, july 22 issue 22 -- eerie the chaos theory; saturday, july 23 issue 23 -- eerie the chaos theory; sunday, july 24 issue 24 -- eerie the chaos theory; monday, july 25 issue 25 -- eerie the chaos theory; tuesday, july 26th issue 26 -- eerie the chaos theory; wednesday, july 27th issue 27 -- eerie the christian transformers issue 28 -- ashtray heart the cliff, marilyn manson, & beer issue 23 -- the arts student f.k.a. euan the colonoscopy conspiracy (chapter dog) issue 24 -- zircus the constitution of the eternally depressed and confused issue 19 -- neko the conversation issue 9 -- jamesy the crane & the crow issue 7 -- shadow tao the day the geek snapped issue 7 -- creed the dto manifesto issue 7 -- dto inner circle the elephant king issue 19 -- puck the elf says... issue 8 -- creed the 4:30 am onslaught issue 28 -- jook the girlfriend issue 11 -- sweeney erect the great brain issue 25 -- creed the hangover issue 13 -- eerie the harlequin issue 15 -- base the happy game issue 10 -- creed the human flaw issue 22 -- eerie the inconsistencies of the time-space continuum... issue 11 -- the masked marauder the intricacies of portable toilets issue 25 -- d. mcdaniel the juice of life issue 22 -- oregano the lowdown on ease and serenity with a woman at a river issue 26 -- d. mcdaniel the mix tape issue 25 -- esso the moose & the beaver issue 12 -- murmur the most elite bbs in the world issue 2 -- murmur the most intelligent being on the planet issue 19 -- styx the museum issue 23 -- dan greenwell the original evil sugar - condiments; chapter 1000 issue 10 -- murmur the #preschool faq! issue 20 -- jamesy the question of representive democracy issue 1 -- murmur the real world issue 4 -- eerie the rice submissions issue 20 -- jamesy these jokes are GREAT! issue 22 -- puck the severed bloody arm of the manatee issue 20 -- rattle the shadow issue 15 -- sweeney erect the simmons family saga, continued issue 7 -- sweeney erect the $10,000 tab issue 15 -- yumas the uncool kid issue 6 -- creed the unforgivable sin issue 27 -- sweeney erect the unwritten works of ashtray heart issue 28 -- ashtray heart the working class issue 1 -- eightball thirty seconds at pratt & sheridan issue 11 -- kojak this is not an exit issue 12 -- fake scorpion this is where the editorial goes issue 6 -- murmur thorough situational mindfuck issue 22 -- d. mcdaniel three things they haven't learned issue 17 -- puck three swedes take on a wildeyak while eating bologna... issue 17 -- nybar thumbs-up for doody issue 28 -- puck timmy issue 25 -- meow tlorah returns special 2 -- mogel to be issue 12 -- puck to forgive & regret issue 7 -- styx toilet issue 3 -- fake scorpion tongue of whey -- condiments; chapter 9234 issue 25 -- murmur tonight on tv issue 22 -- oregano toothpaste shavins -- condiments; chapter 1400 issue 23 -- murmur toys that caress her issue 23 -- shroud true to life issue 16 -- murmur 2084 issue 17 -- creed umm... go away issue 12 -- girlie17 undecided issue 1 -- gumby undergarments for the short, round figure issue 23 -- goldy the pimp from pamona untitled issue 13 -- girlie17 untitled issue 23 -- hieronymous breughel untitled issue 23 -- snufkin upward mobility potential issue 25 -- styx urination issue 4 -- y-windoze valentine's day greeting issue 27 -- pezmonkey vampyre issue 15 -- murmur very indie issue 20 -- murmur videogames stole my childhood issue 9 -- morpheus videogames were better in the early to mid-80s, damn it! issue 19 -- murmur warez da warez? issue 6 -- mogel we are the sons of no one issue 10 -- murmur we did your dad issue 20 -- morpheus we enjoy it issue 26 -- sweeney erect wet leaves issue 24 -- jamesy what do you think think of dto? issue 4 -- mogel when entering studio, [k]nock: ACT I issue 19 -- murmur when the bough breaks issue 13 -- shadow tao wherefore art thou dummercon? issue 13 -- murmur where have all my children gone? a reflection in six movements issue 1 -- murmur where's that dignity i ordered? issue 4 -- mogel who is this guy? issue 20 -- mercuri why i wrote for dto issue 20 -- graywolf wild jesus issue 9 -- dead cheese white lumps: big num nums issue 9 -- dead cheese white lumps: egg's poo issue 5 -- dead cheese white lumps: someone likes the outdoors a lot! issue 10 -- dead cheese white lumps: the day the cabbage cried issue 6 -- dead cheese white noise issue 19 -- kaia who cares? issue 14 -- girlie17 who the hell cares? issue 3 -- mogel why everyone should smoke pot issue 10 -- styx why lollapalooza sucks issue 2 -- fake scorpion winnie and arnold revisited issue 20 -- jamesy wish issue 11 -- fake scorpion worcestershire sauce - condiments; chapter 7 issue 3 -- murmur world wide waste issue 2 -- im2k xeper and piztok issue 23 -- juan cristobal xyz, abc, & me issue 21 -- mogel yeah yeah yeah issue 14 -- mogel yes, ok issue 25 -- mogel you can't be too careful these days! issue 13 -- trilobyte you crazy bastard! issue 6 -- mogel you're a damned weirdo issue 4 -- mogel you really need to get a life... issue 20 -- styx you think it's over now? issue 10 -- jamesy you've been had! issue 14 -- creed 'zines suck issue 4 -- jamesy +--------------------------------------------------------------------------+ + number of articles written (over 6) + this has no regards to quality or size! 62 -- murmur 48 -- mogel 41 -- eerie 31 -- jamesy 22 -- shadow tao 20 -- styx 17 -- puck 16 -- sweeney erect 14 -- fake scorpion 13 -- creed 13 -- black francis 11 -- crank 11 -- dead cheese 10 -- jook 10 -- trilobyte 7 -- oregano 6 -- kaia 6 -- morpheus +--------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -eof