going ape shit press issue #1 by pip the angry youth well, i guess i'll tell you why we're having another text group come upon the scene. milk and tea was getting to damned big, so i made gasp... gasp is going to be purely a small group... consisting of no more than say... six people at a time... the current roster of people writing for us are scruple, me, bloody mess, exodus, and someone else i forget their name. the stories will be of all kinds, horror, medeval, humor, non-fiction, and everything else that is a story. i'm going to try to keep it on a regular release rate... say once in a while or so. =============================================================================== current situation on the text scene god, can you say 'dead' boys and girls? i mean no one wants to read anymore... unless it's some k-rad elite-o file like MoRGue or some crap... i mean there's 2,000,000 texts out there about hacking, phreaking, carding, anarchy, and other illegalities... but there are like 2,000 max out there that are made my humor groups or just creative writing groups like gasp. everyone wants to know how to blow their fingers off, yet they don't want to laugh, cry, or anything. i hate this. tho ruled and kicked ass when it was around, milk was awesome, tanj and tls both were great... but then there was mat. a group that just became so big that it couldn't move it's ass... there were 3 seinior staff members, 3,000 writers, 2,012 distrobution sites all over, 5,000 texts waiting to be released... but no organization. that's why we have gasp coming at you... no distrobution sites, just a text group that is going to circulate around at the descretion of the people who download it. spread it around, LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD! text groups are about the only way you can get your voice out there... with everyone else on chat boards and having their ears covered by pretty ansi blocks on the screen there's hardly anywhere for someone to be heard. i'm pissed off and i'm not going to take it anymore. gasp is a big finger up in the air and a hearty fuck you to everyone else. hey everyone: FUCK YOU! ack, that felt great. =] =============================================================================== how to be elite and have everyone hate you well, it seems that warez are now dead pretty much in nj... so now everyone's going art board. one board decides to go art here (tlorah) and all of a sudden every board around here decides to delete all of their pirated stuff and go completely legit and art. GET A FUCKING CLUE PEOPLE. i mean, the night light was the coolest art board in the area, and then it went down with merely a whisper. (great, now where will i register dementia?) and people ask me why i deleted all of the art packs on atomic cafe... it's because you can get them on basically every other fucking board in the area... why wase precious space on k-rad ansi packs from ACiD, relic, union, onion, and whatever other groups there are out there doing art... the sysop of atomic cafe won't let me make his board a text board (wait, pms is allready there), so then i guess we could allways make it a warez board (oops there too... allready many of those around here), hmmm... what could i make it... shareware pd board? nah, there's millions of those here. porno? nope, allready a bunch of those... a message base board! no... everyone's busy on c/c chatting each other and using internet, so posting has been dead here... what else is there to do with it? nothing... what i'm trying to say is this: everyone's suping up their board, but there's too many boards around here so there's 2,000 boards specializing in the same thing... do ocean county a favor and hack and crash a local board today... =============================================================================== how to get your sister into bed have you noticed yet that the titles of each of these have nothing to do with what i'm typing about? well that will change in future issues of gasp... you see i just started my 2nd semester of college and i have about 3 hrs a day there with nothing to do... so i figure that i'm going to write alot of shit for gasp... and i know all of it's going to get released because i run the fucking thing... let me tell you a little about myself... like you care. i'm 6'3" tall, dark blue eyes, 175 lbs, an occasional gotee, an elementary education major at a community college, horny like a mother fucker, bored to piss, and feel myself slowly slipping into uninterestingness. bah, there's me in one sentence... i figured i could allways do it like this: name: pip the angry youth sex: m age: 19 height: 6'3" eyes: blue hair: dirty blonde turn ons: feathers on my stomach, satin sheets, lace turn offs: passing gass in bed, hairy women, 'large' women pet peeves: gum on my shoe, working, school, responsibility favorite movie: debbie does the lower east side favorite group: the dead milkmen likes: walks on the beach, sunsets, the moon, sex dislikes: nails in my feet, kicks in the crotch there you go, pip the angry youth as a pin up... bah... here's a self portrait of me...  /Û\ do you see my little dinky??? it's right there! /'\ yeah, i admit, i have a dinky... it's actually like 3 feet long... but i had to shorten it a bit for the screen... i didn't want to make this a 10 meg text file =]... well, that's about all for gasp #1... the next issue will contain more words and more words... and different combonations of the same words... and maybe even extended asskey chars... because we're elite... <¿ƒ$ž rules... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= that was the border line... o/~ you're pushing me over the border line... o/~ -madonna 'i can feel a good story coming on...' -pip