going ape shit press #13 by counterpoint [blade]

wheeeeooooo!  blade!!!


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alternative lyrics to 'low self esteem' by the offspring

I felt her up for the tenth time today
And practiced how i would get laid
She came over, I got my nerve
We went to bed and I made her deserve

Now I know that I'm being used     
But that's ok because I like the abuse
I know she's playing la femme
But that's ok, cause I like S&M

We make plans to go out at night
Trys to mount me but I put up a fight
All this whipping's got me a blow
If she keeps it up I just might not say no

When she's saying she wants to fuck me
Then I wonder why she porks with my friends
When she's saying I'm just a little sleaze
But all this juice is giving me the bends
Well I guess I should keep it up myself
I really like it better when she helps
The more you suffer
The more you enter her hair
Right?

Now I'll relate this little bitch
Has really really big tits
Late at night we fuck on the floor
Drunk again and looking for more

Now I know that I should say no
But I'm hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a queef
I'm just sucking off all of her steam!


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  well, now wasn't that special?

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