going ape shit press #17 by edicius (( cheer! )) (( cheer! )) (( cheer! )) (( cheer! )) (( cheer! )) edi's back! this time he's talking about a very important social issue... i don't want to get too in depth about it... but let's just see what he's got to say... (( cheer! )) (( cheer! )) (( cheer! )) (( cheer! )) (( cheer! )) mentos Mentos... Mentos are good.. Mentos are fine.. But there's always something that goes along with the candy; the commercials... I mean, the commercials for Mentos are the stupidiest things one can ever create. If there's a advertising firm that is actually paid for these commercials, all of the members of that firm should be drug out into the street and have their nuts chopped off.. For example, in one commercial, a guy and his friends are crossing the street.. A limosine drives up, and seperates the group as they are crossing. The guy is stuck on the other side of the car, and rather then go around it, he whips out a pack of Mentos and smiles, and opens the door and walks through the limosine as the guy is on the phone! What is with this? I mean, are Mentos the ultimate candy that destroy all boundaries of rich and the poor? Good and evil? Does it crush the lines of every social, economic, and natural barriers? Is it the supreme fruit flavor candy of the universe? Should we all look towards it for leadership? Should we all build shrines to it in our bathrooms and light incense and bow down to its holyness? No, I think not. Theres a lesson to be learned from this folks. A Candy cannot rule your life. Commercials do lie.. As much as you think having a pack of Strawberry Flavored Mentos in your pocket at the exact time you break a heal will suddenly give you the power to rip off the other heal, you are wrong my friend. Listen, learn, and be wise, candy is not the supreme leader, spam is, and always will be. \+=-_ gasp! blink! spam! oh no! ok, for all of you the hidden obvious trivia buffs, if you remember, spam is out... but what is in? in a future issue, i shall let you know who has identified what meat product is what's in now... for spam is getting too old... (go look through your old tho files, you'll see it there in the bottom of it...) -pip