going ape shit press #29 by john doe and johnette doe this is a letter from 2 of my friends to me... i'm not going to explain it, for it would destroy the humor... enjoy... ++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++ heya, how u doin ...ummm i have to tell u .....if u would have came over my house today u could have had some nice trips...n i just came home here joe want a trip...he is just like all sorts o fucked up now it is like 12:00 i had a hit a like 5:30 n i just like came down from that hit they r the best hits u can ever have...i must say he saw alot o colors without u...and ummm he is tryin to get starcontroll to work fer like 5 minuiotes now he cant fid the joystick n i doubt he even knows where to put it...then after all that he just xed out after he got it to work....he is bein really annoyin now...he is like tellin me ....no he is ordering me to get him iced tea...NOW...and to bring the whole pitcher out and well drink all the iced tea we wont even leave any powder...these are like quotes ghe never takles like this he is like fuckin beggin me fer iced tea now he is annoying he wants me to tell u stuff about frogs...he was like lookin at acid warp...hes like talkin i am not even listining....hes talkin.melissa i have to be serious this is blue right...it is just a plain blue screen....ghe just keeps ramblin on....i guess this is what i sopund like to the untrippin ppl cuz i am not really trippin n he is trippin ballz....i just thoufght u would want to know....because this is just soooooo...hes sed sumpin bout editin toast...he is typin n talkin...n that is all he is doin he just thinks hes talkin to me...i am not even listin to me....he is askin me to get word wrap on fer him...i dont even know wtf it is...ghe is just like crackin up letter #2 (about 30 mins later) he is gonna type shit all night like talkuin to himself ...here exact quotes " he writes "now that i have wordwrap i can woah....this is vision i just got...i mean i am going to sit here all fuckin night and hope to hell there is no i mean no way we are going to loose this now...melissa can see everything i have typed b4 but i an just see the present...if that makes any sence......did i say that....well now lets talk about alfheim...WAIT....WAIT...LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT....joe ...when u read this...well alfheim..i love alfheim....i am just trying to type stufff so melissa thinks i am nuts....she will type anything i type sooo...we can take this long battle all night...i t is not going to stop...what is she goin to make u e-mail all night...well i can go on alot longerthen she can...o yeah i was sposta be typing....why did my lazy asss want to stop...shez just crazy right now...SHES NOT GOINING TO STOP...so if u think....HOLY! GREEN...hug a fuckin tree....no i an go longer thewn she thinks....NO...i am going to go inside of the oak tree and then...i know that was....o typing i never wanted to stop....well lets start talkin about anit strings...i love em...they fuckin love me...i am going to want to preserve this i love oaks...OAKS.....yea they r part of me...i can eat fuckin cake with green oak sprokles....faires yes they eat lots of pop tarts...i REALLY NO THIS IS A GAME NOW.....i am gettin concious????i sure hope not...well oaks.. (letter #3) a sure hope not.....OAKS....i dedicatesd my intire life to alfheim....i mean i would die for those little beeeny tincle pplall those fairy folkjust dancing in the spring...fairy fairy fairy mists....all sprinkling in me...well whaterver i give up i cant type no more he beat i will just U/L it into yer mail l8er...it is real funny...i have tosave ut....joes firts hit awwwwwww...how sweet...N HE STILL FUCKIN TALKS ABOUT ALFHEIM....WELL L8ER -Metal Chick.... cyber geeks (letter #4) Hah...and you though nick's love juice thing was nifty....you'll like all of this neato stuff.....uh....llets start with the oak tree...YES.....if i was in a magical forest with all these sprakle men jumping aimlesly aroung faires who eat toadstools at night and green comfronting goblins eating dewdrops all night....while oak trees gallore...yes...i am in a lovely nice oak forest.....ah...the pleasant flavor that the various dyrads singing would bring...oh...what magical gouls that would yes haunt those forests at night...yes...alfheim can quite be a freaky place at night......when all is dark...and the toadstools have went into hiding....the shodowelves dance to the tales which they sing....i will tell you what they are up to....this is how the shadowelves see it..not I, but the shodowelves....it is night....dark vast oaks....and the shadowelves dance around fires....they tell of what they know alfheim will become, and yes....they know what alfheim has in store! But wait!!! wait!! an alfheim avenger prevails amongst all of them....with many great battles....he knows what life still is all about...while he knows that while he is in alfheim..he can dance to the spragles which all faeries can give him.....and the forest will tell....all that's been hiding...while all of life's nature is dying.......and yet...we let it....but that is why it is up to you and me to stop all this madness! ++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++)++ i won't tell you waht their names are, just to protect the not so innocent, but i thought everyone would enjoy seeing this sillyness... pure sillyness...