going ape shit press #59 by pip/ilsundal/rattle
                    "fucking bitch i love you, i'm not crazy"

w0w0w0w00w... gasp survived for about eight months... released 58 issues in a
five month period... got an international distrobution site (who probably 
never saw a single issue of it other than the 33 that i dcc'd to rimgale that
one day =])

i was thinking of making it a long winded issue, or an issue where i talked
about how things have changed, how zines aren't what they used to be, or
how things are going to be better... but i'm not... it's going to end in a
k-lame irc capture...

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(pip2) maybe some day she'll come back to me... o/~
(pip2) and then i'll say... "why don't you go fuck yourself"... o/~
(pip2) o/~ all i want is more.... o/~
(rATTLE) the guy down the hall that is from Barzil helped me come up w/ the
name..
(pip2) barzil?
(pip2) hahahhaha
(rATTLE) 0.
(pip2) you are drunk
(pip2) =]
(pip2) you _ARE_ drunkerz
(pip2) write a gasp =]
(pip2) i hereby give you permission to write the last gasp drunk
(pip2) =]
(rATTLE) fuck youself..
(pip2) d0 it#@
(rATTLE) die
(pip2) talk about how much gasp sucks@#!
- Ilsundal has joined #zines
(pip2) don't be a hoseboy@#!
- Channel mode change on #zines by rATTLE: "+o Ilsundal"
(pip2) write gasp #59#!#!@#!@#!@
(Ilsundal) phine, i won't...
(rATTLE) gasp is like.. lame..  nuf said..
(rATTLE) and not lame in a good way..
(pip2) rattle: that's good... i like your begenning...
(pip2) beginning
(rATTLE) like milk was lame.. but a good way..  that was cool lame..
(pip2) begining
(pip2) good good
(pip2) you're getting there
(rATTLE) healthy lame..  it was meant to be lame..
(pip2) but put it in a t-file
(rATTLE) gasp on teh other hand.. it just sucks...
(pip2) just let it all out
(rATTLE) it sucks hard..
(Ilsundal) almost like lamenet..good lame..
(pip2) yes yes... good good good... give me more
(pip2) share your feelings with the group
(rATTLE) i mean.. i have read things scralled on teh back of bathroom stalls
that have givven me more content than teh average issue of gasp..
(Ilsundal) now we're getting somewhere..
(pip2) have you scratched your ass and had more major revalations than you
have when you read an issue of gasp?
(rATTLE) lamenet sucked too.. well toward the end anyway..  at least lamenet
was cool at one point..  gasp jsut.. SUCKS..
(rATTLE) yea.. at least when i scratch my ass somethign falls every now and
then..
(pip2) yes... yes... tell me more... just don't be ashamed to tell me your
feelings... we're all your friends here
(rATTLE) the reason gasp formed was lame..  because you sucked too much to
do anything w/ mat.. and you jerk off too much.. i don't know what the
signafigance of the jerking off thing is.. but i just felt like saying it..
suck a dick.
(Ilsundal) oh my!
(pip2) yes yes... let it all out, clense yourself nick... just tell us all of
it...
(pip2) just keep the puke off of your keyboard
(rATTLE) i mean, you are a really good friend of mine.. i have known you for
a LONG time.  and not justy as a geek, but as someone iu usto hang w/..  so
i can tell you this as a true friend:  Your Zine SUCKS.  Kill yourself.
(pip2) oh MY!
(pip2) so what you're saying here is that einstein was less of a man becasue
of he pediofelia?
(pip2) pedofilea?
(rATTLE) die
(pip2) =]
(pip2) thanks for writing gasp #59 for me just now =]
(rATTLE) i'm going to sleep..  its as bad thing when you think the keyboard
is spinnign around while you are typing..

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this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a
bang...