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WhY d0 wE wRiTe ThiZ NewLeTTeR? WeLL FoR oNe... w3 FeEl SoRRy FoR j00 LaMuRz s0 wE THoUGhTeD wE'd TrY t0 heLp j00 OuT. AnD FoR TwO.. wE GeT moRE pUsSY OuT oF iT. oH ThiS IsSuE iS aLL bY Hax0rWang CuZ |-|4x0r iS aT CaMp. oH wAiT.. h3 JuSt Hax0rEd SoMe ArTiCleZ iN hERe.. CoNtEnTs: uS HaXoRs In MiRc.........................................................1 phAn MaIl.................................................................2 ArE jEW Er33t !??@#!......................................................3 AnArChY wItH TuRtLeZ......................................................4 HaXiNg AnD SeX............................................................5 1-800-AbCdEfG.............................................................6 lEtTeR fRuM |-|4x0r aT kAmP...............................................7 Da HaX0r BrOz. FaQ!@#.....................................................8 nEwZ j00z CaN yEwSe!......................................................9 HaCKiNG StUFFeD AnImaLz...................................................10 lAyMuRz Of thE MOnTh@!@...................................................11 gReEtZ aNd ShOuToUtZ......................................................12 ееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееее ееееееееееееееееееееееееее uS HaXoRs In MiRc еееееееееееееееееееееееееееее #2600 (eFnEt) FuXinG lAmuR j00 DoNt JuSe MIcRoSOfT uNiX!@!@ [9:39] jew will sukorz my asshole iLL bl00 BoX j00r aSShOlE i DiD thAt t0 EmmaNeuL [9:39] werd hE hAS An UnSeCuRe AnaL caViTy [9:39] sup willtell [9:40] *** sniper sets mode: -o+b Hax0rWanG *!wang@*.l33t.org [9:40] *** disappear (~jlasser@rwd.goucher.edu) has joined #2600 [9:40] *** You were kicked by sniper (bye) BuT WaIT thEy GoT SCaReD aNd LeT mE BaCk iN! [9:49] Hax0r [9:49] my man jEy LaMuR [9:49] Hax0rWaNg, What OS are you running agian: [9:49] ? [9:49] again MiCRoSOft UnIX '97 [9:49] *** freet0 (freet0@ConnectI-25363.ConnectI.com) has joined #2600 [9:49] bahah [9:49] hahah [9:49] told ya i7Z er33t [9:49] HAHAH [9:50] hahaha DeWdZ j00r aLL 0wNeD [9:50] HAHAHA [9:50] * duro is running Microsoft Solaris '98 ThaT DoeSnT ExSiST j00 LiaR [9:50] yes it does [9:50] heh LaMuR iLL fUXinG r3d BoX j00 [9:50] *** c3l has quit IRC (...) [9:50] bahah [9:50] red box me? [9:51] HAHAHHA YeAH BIAtCh [9:51] Your so dumb.. j00 GoNNa DiE [9:51] god damnit. . DeWD iM 31337 AnD j00r LaMe [9:51] this guy is the biggest joke [9:51] Well i should say kid.. lIVe wiTh IT [9:51] WhY Do YoU TaLk So LaMe LiKe ThIs ThiZ iS l33T0 [9:52] HAHAHHA [9:52] No [9:52] its lame. JeaH j00R lAMe [9:52] Hax0rWaNg, There is no microsoft Unix [9:52] haha [9:52] so j00 DoNt HaVe MiCroSoFt uniX wAnnA bEt!!!@!@ go to www.dis.org/se7en/haxor [9:52] hahaah TheRE iZ A mICroSOFt UniX i WrOTe linUx BuT SOme BiTcH SToLe iT fRom m3 [9:53] HAHAHA [9:53] *** sniper changes topic to " i WrOTe linUx BuT SOme BiTcH SToLe iT fRom m3" i WrOtE iN VisUaL bASiC t00 [9:53] HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH j00 WaNNa STeP uP t0 ThiZ [9:53] HAAHAHAH [9:53] Little boy [9:53] go home.. [10:02] *** sniper sets mode: -o+b Hax0rWaNg *!wang@*.leet.net [10:02] *** demos (CrackheadJ@ip249.toronto3.dialup.canada.psi.net) has joined #2600 LaMURZ ScaReD arE J00 [10:02] *** You were kicked by sniper (YOU OWN YOUR MOM!) **************************************************************************** =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=PhAn MaIl=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: meyer@VoyagerOnline.net Subject: Hey yo faggots when you going to release newzletter 5. oh yeh..and they comment about linux being coded in VB...its true...i helped them do it OuR rEpLy: ShuDDUp BiTCH wE aInT FaGGoTZ wE 0wN j00! aNd j00 DiDnT hElP iN LiNuX cUz w3 MaDe iT! LaMuR AnaL FaG bITCh. To: haxor@sinnerz.com From: toast@ilf.net Subject: Your zine I was wondering if you mind if I post your mags on my site. -CyberToast OuR rEpLy: SuRe SaVeZ uS FrOm HaVinG t0 hax0r j00! To: wang@sinnerz.com From: anonymous@2600.com Subject: No im serious It was a real question. Im not Emmanuel... I PROMISE OuR REPlY: GiVe iT uP YoU aNaLLy ChaLLaNgeD whOrE. To: wang@sinnerz.com From: bluerose@escape.com Subject: JeW R 2 3|337 I ran across your page from se7en's. And I had to tell you, I havent laughed like that in years. I really loved your newsletters, almost as funny as the happy hacker, the sad part is this is really what the "scene" has become Aol/wind0ze kiddes thinking the can hack cuz they read that 2600 rag. Well keep up the good work. And |=|4x0r |)4 P|4n3t ;-) OuR rEpLY: St0p HiTTinG oN mE... mY wAnG iZ t0 Er33t f0r j00!@!@ bLuE r0s3 GoNNa GeT bl00 BoXeD biZniTcH!~!~!!@@! FuX AoL FuX UnIx... MiCroSoFt UnIX iN dA HOuSe BiAtch!!!@! AnYwaYz... StEp oFF mY SaCk. LoTz oF LoVe. 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Q:j00 aRe 0wn3d!@# A:j00 aRe 0wn3d!@# ееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееееее --=====\\\========\\\======| nEwZ j00z CaN yEwSe! |=====///======///======-- JuLy 1, 1997 - GoD TrIeD t0 aTTaCK HaX0r Br0TheRZ bUt w3 HeX eDiTeD hIm AnD mAdE HiM iNtO A SpeRm CeLL. jUlY 4, 1997 - LoTz oF WieRd NoiSeS.. MoSt LiKeLy EmMANueL GoLDStIeN FarTeD AnD aLL ThaT ShiTzNitCH CaMe OuT! JuLy 8, 1009 - PhIbEr oPtIcK WrOtE A nEw VeRsIoN oF SeNdMaIL ThaT ExpLoItZ a WhoLe iN MIcRoSoFt UnIx EuDoRa AnD 0wN j00r CoW. JuLY 13, 1997 - HaX0r Br0thErZ DeCiDe t0 WrItE tHieR oWn MiCrOsOfT uNiX.. LoOk FoR iT s00n CUz ThiZ bItCHiN ThiNGY wILL Aut0 HaX0r AnyoNeZ AnUz. JuLy 17, 1997 - I Got A StiFFy #!#!#!@#$!@$!@ I GoT A fUxInG HaRd WaNG!@!@ i WiLL pOsT pICtUrEs iF yOu WhoReZ WaNt eM!@1#!@#!@ MuH pEnuZ GoT BiG@! A wHoLE lEeT 3 iNcHEZ!@!#@#!@ FuX JeaH!@~ jULy 19, 1997 - MiCheAl JaCKsOn GoeS t0 CouRt t0 FinD oUt iF hE iS ReaL oR FaKe... 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