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Frequency: Contingent (when 20-30k of submissions have been received) FTP: ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/IntegralFunctions {===========================================================================} {get CONTENTS.LST} 00000001 Paragraph Seventeen (from the Unabomber's Manifesto) 00000010 SEE BELOW 00000011 lily/e 00000100 dream journal 00000101 an Algerian. 00000110 Living in the Death 00000111 Pucker Up (Living in the Death - Part 2) 00001000 Hack the Planet!!!! 00001001 in the universe & craziest practical 00001010 Electronic Wallet 00001011 Thoughts on a Day... jusT 00001100 Thanks So Much 00001101 Copyright Information {===========================================================================} Paragraph Seventeen (from the Unabomber's Manifesto) 17. Art forms that appeal to modern leftist intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control as if there were no hope of accomplishing anything through rational calculation and all that was left was to immerse oneself in the sensations of the moment. {===========================================================================} "SEE BELOW" From --- laying on styrofoam strobe zone with shadow paint aftershock somtimes i am eating fingers when violence erupts from windows and it tastes like chemistry acids scrawled from holy cloud sketch pencils sometimes yeah belly drop inflation on your automobile windshield for bird collection is a fact of taxidermy roots play growing with soil worm tooth digestion from tree bark owl infestion is a hair battle sky rain attack from forest groups plastic is glowing light beams bouncing molecular angle trajectories for one ceiling is plaster paradise for rain plug rubber duckey messiahs if no feet contact tiles may accertain skeletal radio deficiency grips lead sensor system on dust horses cowboy super monsters kick leather toenails with calibrated precision curtain is to absurdity like philosophy is to butter meeting point of two faces stuck together from interlocking pattern matching hold up blanket scraps peiced by melding hand tissue from unexpensive drug store package at sales counter screw fastens raceway to finish marking for decreasing levels of teeth like popsicles cut from cheery children's shoulder blades with hair on top goodnight sticky bug cage and wishes of many exoskeletal dream pleasures {===========================================================================} lily/e djjjjf djjjjjjieii ii iiiii iiiruthmrnd(ii$)) d(x) #/oo several unites road littl long journey of one way inclined plane m; insert rogress ove invert future wheel hubbmper ppp p r spped of sepped deep sp eed danger which is the mind margart ryback for got gets adult day pass as begin train weave forth and back as if an old ( 40z lov song elecambie ntsce escense lisc of permiss profes ion conf prince anatomie d' splits for webbed anth ropgrapp linge rie ot reapeet(x5) n rinse thor thuroough thru turn tion tee- eye- oh- en- shun rel rill communica e ily {===========================================================================} " dream journal " ---------------------- from the mind of LEO X i was in a shower(?) , with someone of a high ranking position. he was in the military(?). the type that gives orders and controls. one of us had a package of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in our hand (they may have been open, and we may have been sharing them). i was yelling that they'd (who?) already launched the nuclear missile at us (though i felt decieving. perhaps they hadn't actually fired), and that we should fire back(?). he looked afraid. i felt that i had convinced him. (something about --) countries making sneaky attacks on other countries that they don't like during warfare, because no one will know (pictured a globe, and a country launching a sneak nuclear missile at another country). an advisor told me how to aim the missile to avoid radar detection. missile -- below (rocketing through a scene from Star Wars), or above (t going into space -- stars -- and then coming back down through atmosphere). ÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄ--Ä--Ä--Ä -Ä-Ä-_-Ä-Ä --Ä -- - ú. my mother told me to put some blue dye into a very large fish tank. so i did this (8 drops). i got some on my fingernails by mistake -- which were painted aqua. my mother had warned me of this. it took the nail polish off(?) and made the nails look messy (did the rest of my fingers look burnt?). when i returned they (other people) were outside a movie store, and there was no longer a fish tank or blue bag to put the dye drops into. me and two fellows had to divide fish between us from a plastic bag (the fish's new home). we all wanted the same ones. a fish swam up to one fellow's face. i found that hilarious, and couldn't stop laughing. the fish kissed him on the lips. a woman came, and sat at our table. i was still laughing, and thought of telling her that i wasn't insane. she said that she'd never understood "life is such a dream", which i thought was from the theme song to a cartoon about fish. ÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄ--Ä--Ä--Ä -Ä-Ä-_-Ä-Ä --Ä -- - ú. i was somewhere with others to be vaccinated. the doctors though that there might be a problem (new disease?) with the vaccination, and wanted to quarantine the vaccanees. there was a mean doctor on the staff causing trouble, and he was mine(?). the group that was to be vaccinated were split up, and i was left with just one woman. she was pregnant. she complained about a burning pain in her womb. laughing gas was prepared (released into the room?). i was holding a bag of blood. i thought that the laughing gas might cause me to spill the blood (from my mouth?). the woman's mouth was being operated upon at this point. i left the room, and walked out to see the quarantine boundaries. other patients were afraid of contracting something from me, but i told them that i hadn't been vaccinated yet. when i went back in, the woman was holding her baby, and i became angry/afraid and yelled that i hadn't been vaccinated yet (i thought i would catch something from them?). my doctor yelled orders to others in an elevator. ÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄ--Ä--Ä--Ä -Ä-Ä-_-Ä-Ä --Ä -- - ú. a father was looking through his little daughter's school work. i remember math equations and the word "kitten" in there. someone (little boy?) told me -- talking about history -- that; that was the day the father decided that he wanted custody of his daughter (he didn't have it). i jokingly informed the father that i was told this (about the decision he would make) -- finding it funny. then he told me that he'd decided the government was keeping his daughter from him (conspiracy/cover up type thing). this being based upon a few things that he'd seen in his daughter's school notes insulting him. mentioning certain troubles of his and bad things (crimes) that he'd done (untrue?). ÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄ--Ä--Ä--Ä -Ä-Ä-_-Ä-Ä --Ä -- - ú. a man had rolled newspapers on his arms (one on each wrist) that normally spun to reveal prophecies. these prophecies weren't learned by reading the papers, but i am unsure of how it was done. they wouldn't go more than 9 years into the future -- which was 1979 at that time. this man was walking on a sidewalk with a smiling politician (fake show) type. he told him that his newspapers had been slowing down recently, and asked the politician if he'd noticed. i thought that this was proof that my powers were genuine (i figured if the speed were faked somehow it ought to remain constant). i told him that i had "some pretty crappy super powers". ÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-ÄÄÄ--Ä--Ä--Ä -Ä-Ä-_-Ä-Ä --Ä -- - ú. helicopter that could fly 10,000 miles per hour -- the fastest speed in the world. he was at a show in a dark room with many spectators on benches (a large high school gymnasium). police were shooting at him to get him to fly for the spectators. he did a little, and after satisfying them flew out the door (two side by side doors -- flung them open with his helicopter). when he came outside, i was walking towards his location across the grass (he was coming out regular school exit doors and following a pathway). he let me fly his helicopter. {===========================================================================} an Algerian. death and sex from the outside. Even queerly impressive" They came for me at half past seven -looking children were crouched Do you see me being hauled back, and in many ways frightening, stature as one of the four day rotation be assigned the responsibility {===========================================================================} "Living in the Death" (from Ceasill Mortimurque) i am death. i am death because i am full of death. i am made of death. each particle of my living tissue is a mad colliding collection of death, and the same is in yours. we the dead -- there is death in my eyes as they stroke your sweet face of death. as we dream of each other -- or don't -- there is chemical death rushing through our dead minds. and if we go out on a dinner date we wander dead to swallow dead feed with our dead mouths to be digested in our dead systems. death is everywhere watching you to try to take you to no place as you walk with your dead legs somewhere else. death never stops watching because death is there inside of you with it's dead eyes following and feeling all of the way (down). you can't escape. death waits. death is patient. you are death. (death likes to touch you and taunt you and make shivers run up your mind) death is completely intertwined with life, and so all life is -- and due to it's structure; must be -- a constant battle against death. life exists solely to battle death. this conflict is the universe really and ultimately. one large organism with it's own neverending internal survival struggle -- as long as life/death(/IT) exists. {===========================================================================} "Pucker Up (Living in the Death - Part 2)" (from Wendy Mortimurque) death likes to touch. death places its fingers to your white lips, causing silence to infect you. your eyes become holes and you see death everywhere. you no longer experience the pleasures of the flesh, as it has fallen away and been consumed by the envy that is death's core. death likes to touch, placing its cold, dry lips to your scapula, blessing you with acceptance of the broken circle, the shroud, the door that swings only one way. i am no longer death. i am the emptiness that death produces, infecting the hearts and minds of those that still live. i like to touch too. death is hereditary. death slides its hand up the inside of your thigh, and you enjoy its touch. you await to be embraced fully, to be held so tightly that you become nothing. this is not survival, this is acceptance. death is the conclusion. death is putting the lid on an empty jar. death incubates inside us, and we cradle it. we sing it lullabies, and hold it tight, until it has grown up. we come to regret loving it for a period of time, but soon we accept it, and it begins to care for us. death is our lover. death reads to us the story of ourselves, adjusting the plot to suit its needs. and when it finally reads from the last paragraph, it ties all the lose ends into a knot of gorgeous confusion, before quickly slamming the book shut. {===========================================================================} "Hack the Planet!!!!" y0y0y0y0, 0k, dE\x/dZ, d1g1tty-chex 1t. m3 'n sum 0v mY r4d-azZz buDzZ h4x0r'd rE\x/T 0n d1z m3zZaG3 bAz3. s0 l1ke, jew 'n y0 l4me aZz dE\x/DlEb0yzZZzZZ b3'z g3tt1ng k1x 1n dA aZz. s0 l1ke, uhm, g1mme 1ntellegenze 'n stuph 1n d1z m3zzage baZe#!_ 0h-kAy, dE\x/D??!?+_) phearsome, I think. :) d1g1tty-chex 1t.. :) -- press space for next page -- #hack whatcha break/ i was in wal mart today, i got to ride in one of those leet motorized +carts whoa t0c: werd and my "/sp" (server ping) does an icmp ping. i had 30 seconds. it was cool i drove into a display and knocked over like 298367492 boxes of this + shit that people use to curl their hair and make it stick up hah -- press space for next page -- Do c uments 1-2 5 of 1 519 matc h ing hackers. Show su mmar ies for the se docu ment s. (5) Hack The Planet (5) Hacker Films (5) Aaaahhhsome! T-Shirts, Computers (5) The Jargon File - Section a (5) http://fount.journalism.wisc.edu/jargon/Jarg_D.html (5) http://www.journalism.wisc.edu/jargon/jarg_S.html (5) http://www.isc.tamu.edu/misc/jargon/S.html (N OR MAL LINK) Use righ t-arr ow or to act ivate. -- press space for next page -- #hack whoa goddamned warez script kiddies getting on the split server to +collide their warez channel operators. fuxin shit netsplits after that split, she shot up to 30 second server lag. fux yew and yer badass motha phyzzix! op op op op <^ao> kemo cool conf me. who has some telenet domains i do psykob lol -- press space for next page -- HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS HACKERS certa inty fo r many more of us. What the Se cret Service has done transcends t he mere in terests of comput er ha ckers. Their beh avior, vin dic tivenes s, and lack of concern for uphol ding the valu es of a free defined them as a major t hreat to s ociety because of it. As a direct resu lt, mi llions of people a ll over the w orl d now have *instant* access to that very same inf ormation. We wa nt the S ecret Se rvice to Hacke rs use t heir compu te rs to break into other peop le's systems phone ph reakers do the same thin g with tele phone s witches. W h ile the -- press space for next page -- #hack <|8-BALL|> anyone here bye anychance would give me stolen credit card #s or +account passwords for aol??? hahaha hahahah helllllo 8Ball- that's funney! yeah i will and hihi cunts ? I SAW GWEEDZ ASS wow. joe: when? lol y0 y0 y0 -- press space for next page -- Hackers On Planet Earth It hap pe ned! Hackers On Pla net Earth, a conf erence in N ew York City, did not co ndone ne far ious activ ities, what hackers do is oft en i llegal, and gover nment agen cies and comp anies general ly loathe th em becau se th ey c ost t hem mon e y and, occ asionally, secre ts. Hi s favorit e method of ph reaking involves a lit tle black box that emulat es the s ound of a drop ping quarter, whic h tricks the m achine f unctio ns. "We are really just techno-freaks." -- press space for next page -- #hack great white cunts. anyone have something for leeching?? kim! heh <^ao> kemo cool the old fogey would have a heart attach <^siNis^> does any1 have a password deshadower conf me. lol {===========================================================================} in the universe (by 'The' - included without permission) double your money. bet your friend a quar that you can put a hole in her hand without her to play this joke on, plus a kitchen rug or newspa (hint: try not to let the person stop and con the line will bump the last coin away from the put his arms around the piano leg or through the to enjoy them! they're a little harder to pull off ask everybody to be quiet so that you can pretty soon they'll realize they're saying, "Oh ----- craziest practical (by 'The' - included without permission) these jokes are sure to make friends and relatives groan giggle or scratch their heads in wonder you can baffle your baddies bet them they can't riddle them knock them out with knock-knocks test them with brain teasers and help them untwist their tongues it's all here it's all hysterical it's all yours in ! {===========================================================================} Electronic Wallet My Client Card and my Personal Security Code together are my electronic signature. Great care has been taken to make sure the network is secure. Safeguarding my electronic signature - my Card and Code - is my responsibility. {===========================================================================} "Thoughts on a Day... jusT" Angela Dreamblur - plugging in appliances is a mimic of human sexual intercourse (psychosexual connection is possible here). electrical plug(-in)s and sockets are pornographic. - relationships are somewhat solid (varies -- never certain) love payment plans. sometimes official contract documents are made to attempt certainty. - tan lines are as unnatural as clothing. unnaturality breeds unnaturality. humans often hide inside their environment within their environment (no sun). - my television glows after i turn it off. is that radiation? it looks spooky. - animals having and using the ability to leave close proximity of the others in their species -- though this is only important with those they have attachments to -- inevitably leads to certain pains ("miss"ing) {===========================================================================} August 17, 1996 Thanks So Much -------------- Paul, I certainly hope you're looking forward to your going to college as much as I am. I know you're going to grow a great deal and learn a tremendous amount, very little of it in the classroom. I want you to know that you can call me any time you want but I also want to give you this book. You're going to face a lot of choices and have to live with the result. I think you will do well in any case, but following the advice and guidance in this book should enable you to do even better and avoid some rough roads in the process. Thanks for being in my wedding. Mike (Bible enclosed) ------------------------------- dear kate is this the day i learn to swim you've touched the floor of the deep end conquer the white disk the world is a too_big_bathtub all in danger of drowning defy self give up struggling to float to the surface again feign death ----- August 18, 1996 in sale. of this quality water and its yellow jackets beekeeper uniform sometimes get under after a don't mind the stings but once all puffed under up eye around down took to 'emerge' pooh so crammed full of useless in formation now that i've passed middle age i don't seem to be able to hold my memories too well 0 bytes free as i was saying economic state of can you imagine beating children for daydreaming --- ooo! fun. ----- salmon in the pebbles of over transparency dresses in water spirits floating abandonment and fertilization always an upstream death by joy ashore ----- There are several reasons why I have requested that you come here today. The first is that I am concerned for your physical well-being. I am speak- ing of your double density memorization of multiplication tables fill out this chart you are being timed - please shout when you are complete, and i will record your time. poor results ----- we would like to hire a popular musical group to compose a musical score for a new video game our company will be releasing this fall ----- it looks like someone has pulled a sharp fork across the skin of the inside of your wrist no they are just marks from ring-billed gull instinct or pathetic suicide eutanasia ------------------------------------ August 21, 1996 you're going to have to face a lot of o choic es and live with the result or pathetic suicide or pat cide patricide Dad, please send more money. --------- (postcard) Dear Mom & Dad, Collige iz great. I lost my virgynity too a man! much luv, Dave. ------------- PS: Please send more money. thankxx 0000 (but following the advice and guidance in this book) evangel ist ic eve angel " uneven angle " never dangle " art " ---- but hey that would be great thanks so much ---- August 22, 1996 good nacht we go gently into water tastes rusty from the kitchen tap but if you go into the next room (bathroom) just behind the wall of kitchen the water tastes fine (as if from a bottle) and great so i drkfrom the bathroom and some lady has a night hawk in her bathroom bathtub we are waiting for her to call back to see if she is able to bring it in to us ---- August 23, 1996 sort of all packed so much STUFF (in attempt to be minimal) purge difficult now radio static (bgnbhaheiiieiiieiiiiiiowshshhshshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) jow cowles jeo hjoe! hope you're in tha mood, or ---- dink~! please fill this 0out : name : sex: birthdate: race: occupation: approximate annual income: penis size (if applicable): oh. sign here: -------------------------------------> X he jjjj joe ----- keep your dial tuned here where you'll hear the greatest live paris concert adjust your university of bulliten bulatian] musique1`dd musika! are you in the mood now? (yeah, but there's no such thing as ABSTRACT music - there's GOOD music, and then there's..._) ---- dream: i am in a mall (AGAIN! - why so many mall dreams?) and walking around towards a music or book store and i see a small group of people standing around surround (ing) a smaller group/troup e of people. i go over to see what is goin g on and i see that it's Tricky and Etc. others. I stand attach myself to the group that surrounds (round him) rounds//)) and then the group dissipates suddenly and i am forced to dissipate also ( a law of nature ) but once i have CONTROL aagain i go back and Tricky is walking away so i begin to follow and one of the etc.'s (others) notices me following so he says to Tricky "hey you have a fan stalking you...heh" i am saying "Tricky, can you stop just a minute, I just want to shake your hand" but he is ignoring me and the Etc's are looking and saying 'hey, Tricky, why don't you just stop a minute and shake his hand so he goes away..' but he is ignori ng them too - i continue following tricky goes (tri) into a Bell Telephone store (they sell/...? phones i guess) and he finally stops and turns around and he is really mean to me and i feel like i want to cry but i still like him anyway (or at least ) its not like that waas quite afew nithgts a go though. ---- Yeah, so...Thanks. 0000 1111 22 3 so this is your last day? yeah ---- I will use this book against you. What words skin scraped from knuckles and there is some (a company that manufactures band aids i bet) company that makes bandaids (designed) so that it is designed so that it can wrap around your knuckle and allow you to bend the finger with the band aid on it is sort of ...cutout weird and stuff so but it s a lot better than the regular band aids strips with a little pad in the middle or whatever --- a person who has been blind since birth hears my shape pins on a blank bulletin board like a constellation (chaos fate - god of) anything/every blak-t-shirt + byjamatop = cool --- i am not very talkative today according to my horoscope or (i haven't even looked - i am just making this up) this is a guess. but am i ever? pffttttttttt. --- ANYEYE, Thanks so much. {===========================================================================} {get COPYRITE.NFO} Each work within this volume is copyright 1996, by its respective author. 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