============================================================================= _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ ============================================================================= -IMPULSE-REALITY- ============================================================================= _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ ============================================================================= [we're just fucking with your mind] [http://www.impulsereality.zzn.com] ==file #002=======================================================4/20/2000== today's episode: Words Unheard 1.0 ================================== by Xade ================================== What the hell is she talking about?!@?@!# understand Xade a little better... Have you ever sat in your bed at night, thinking over the past days events and how it faired? Have you ever gazed into your morning cup of coffee thinking about your day? Ever wonder where babies come from? Do you have tarter build-up on your second molar? Is there some grodie thing on your back you don't like to talk to anyone about? Did you ever have a crush on that girl/boy who sat beside you in second grade? What was that whole bed- wetting incident you still had when you were twelve? Well, I can't answer those questions any more than you can. But I can tell you "what the hell Xade is talking about" or at least give you a somewhat better understanding.... ;o) She talks in a weird dialect of English called Xadeac. Not only does she use words you've probably never seen or heard of before.. but she also uses her own words. (usually made up on the spot.. isn't language a beautiful thing?) (: In absolutely no order at all, the words and definitions follow. Additions will be made in future issues under the same title followed by the version of that release. Thank you. Please Drive Thru. [beep beep] -nudnik: A boring or bothersome person, pest. In layman's terms: an annoying lil' fuck. ;o) Ex: Grrrr... that lil nudnik wont leave me the hell alone@#@!# -ooglie booglie ooglie: random onamatopeioa phrase meant to induce fright or laughter from the victim. Ex: ooglie booglie ooglie@!#@!# ak!@##@ stop skarx0ring me@#$^%$# -snogg: kiss, sticking-of-tongue-down-throat, hugging, cuddling, unf'ing... all the same thing, give or take a few movements. Ex: ***Xade snoggs tomgavin all over up and down.... even sideways... -arg: sound Xade makes when she skrews something up, is frustrated, is confoozled, or any other situation that would neccessitate and 'arg' for a response. Ex. arg@!#@# I just spilled sweettarts all over me keyboard$@#@#$@^ -RKD: something Xade must deal with... Recurring Keyboard Dislexia. Although not medically proven... RKD is believed to be linked to lag, frustration, anxiety, and fatigue. Ex. arg I dont thikn i can evne keep tpying any logner... huh? oh damn RKD... ): -spazz: to frag/whig out and stuff. other words in the family of spazz include but are not limited to: spazztik, spazzoid, spazzbait, spazzball, spazzblobbular, spazznik, spazzinkulator, spazzmaroboid, spazzunfimator, spazzunf, spazzrock... Ex. mmm f00d is good@#@ Dude quit spazzing out y0... it's only food... More Unheard Words to come to a Drive-In near you...have fun and drive safe.. Xade ============================================================================= _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ ============================================================================= http://www.impulsereality.zzn.com ============================================================================= _-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_ ¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯-_-¯ =============================================================================