___________________________________________________________________________ ( ____ ____ ____ ) ) | || |\ \ ( ( | || |/____/ Meaning of IR, The trouble with girls ) ) | || |\ \ ir file number 026 ( ( |____||____| |____| released 08.27.00 ) ) | || |\| | by PrinceOfSax ( ( |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind. ) ) _impulse reality_ ( (___________________________________________________________________________) IR. Maybe it is just a coincidence, actually I'm pretty sure it is, but think about it anyway. In Spanish, ir is a verb meaning "to go." This may not seem significant, but think about it. Impulse Reality has become what it is because things go. If things did not go, nothing would have gone, and we would not be going. But where are we going, you ask? I don't know. Why are you telling us about it, you ask? I don't know the answer to that either. Anyway, even if you aren't confused yet, I am, so I'm done writing about IR. - I came to a startling realization today. Well, actually not too startling, and it might not be true about any other guys except me, but I'll say it anyway. Girls are much more beautiful when they smile. I don't mean to be a happy-shallow-asshole, but I think it's true. At least it seems like it to me. Nobody wants to talk to someone who is always unhappy. Yes, everyone has to mope sometimes, that's perfectly healthy, but why not do something about it? Have a nice day! Anyway, on a related note; every day, I see a lot of girls walking down the hallways who spend too much time and money on their hair, makeup, clothes, etc. All I hear from most guys is "wow, she's hot." I don't mean to sound like a dickhead, but personally, I think that they are ugly, disgusting creatures. And those are most of the guys that will talk to them. Sorry; you reap what you sow, my friends. I also hear a lot of girls saying "all guys think about is looks." Well, miss beautiful, how much time did you spend today improving the way you look? Contrary to that, how much time did you spend reading a book, or discussing current political events, or anything else to improve your conversational and intellectual side? Just some food for thought... I know a handful of girls who don't fit into that category. Actually, only a few. That's all. And I think that they are beautiful. -PrinceOfSax@hotmail.com HTTP://www.angelfire.com/journal/sax ___________________________________________________________________________ ( ) ) Copyright (c) 2000 Impulse Reality - http://phonelosers.net/ir ( (___________________________________________________________________________)