[-------------------------------------------------------------------------] SWEET FUCKING CHRIST! THE HOODLUMS OF THE IMPULSE BRING UNTO YOU... [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] ____ ____ ____ _I_R_ | || |\ \ M E | || |/____/ From A Midgets Perspective P A | || |\ \ ir file number 105 U L |____||____| |____| released 1.17.01 L I | || |\| | by ELeKTriK-hEaD S T |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind. E Y even_god_reads_it [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] -oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo- [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] [midg·et] -noun 1. Offensive. An extremely little person who is otherwise normally proportioned. 2. A small or miniature version of something. 3. A class of small objects, as a class of very small sailboats or racing cars. upon my arrival home from the mental hospital, i started looking at life from another perspective.. from the stand point of a midget. i can easily walk under bathroom stalls, drown in the soapy water of any kitchen sink, and get away with beating up adolescent pricks bigger than i. this is a great life! much better than my life when i was over 3 feet tall. i mean.. you got it all. people give you money because they feel sorry for you.. people laugh at me. it's not like before when people laughed at me without reasoning.. i now belong to a species of tiny people, tiny people that society deems comical because of our frail bodys and vertical retardation. i wanted to share my happieness with the world. to let everyone know that i was a midget.. and i was proud damn it! the world was a different place when i stepped outside my house. i thought right away talent agents, small childern, and people from all walks of life would gather around to see the wee man dance a nifty jig. but it wasn't so.. everyone went about their daily routines and paid no mind to the little man striving for attention. the bastards! midgets have givin' so much to the world.. and this is the thanks we get. well fuck you. what would Willy Wonka be without his trusty Oompa Loompas? what would Kid Rock be without his better half, er.. yeah, Joe C? what about pro wrestling? where..? NO WHERE!!! if it was not for migets i honestly believe that the world would have come to an end by now. someone - somewhere was chuckling at a midget when they could have been building bombs and selling crack to the childern. you should be ashamed of yourselves. taking for granted the little people God put on this planet for our amusement. you should not even be reading this. what's wrong with you anyway? can't you even apologize for kneeing one of my people in the face? no, you can't be bothered with such things. you tall pricks show no remorse for knocking a few teeth out of one of my midget brothers. i promise you this, WE WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED ANY LONGER! i have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." i have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, which is equal to a mountain for us small folk, the sons of midgets and the sons of former midget oppressors will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. but this dream only exists in my mind, and the minds of abused tiny people everywhere. if we must, we will fight the tyrants and we will not recede at any price. you can take our hieght... but you'll never take our FREEDOM! midgets are good people. i admit i'd pay good money to see two midgets in a boxing match. c'mon.. it would be like two tyrannosaurus rex's trying to throw punches. it would be great! but think for a second.. if everyone stopped and pretended that they were a midget every once and awhile.. the world would be a better place. that and everyone would be ass ugly. [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! IT WAS ANOTHER FUCKING IR FILE MAN! Copyright (c) 2001 IMPULSE REALITTY PRESS - http://ir.phonelosers.net [-------------------------------------------------------------------------]