[-------------------------------------------------------------------------] SWEET FUCKING CHRIST! THE HOODLUMS OF THE IMPULSE BRING UNTO YOU... [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] ____ ____ ____ _I_R_ | || |\ \ M E | || |/____/ When Hot Sauce Attacks P A | || |\ \ ir file number 124 U L |____||____| |____| released 5.4.01 L I | || |\| | by Twisted Faith S T |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind. E Y even_god_reads_it [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] -oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo-oOo- [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] Note:I can't spell, deal with it It was a cool April afternoon and I was just sitting at home playing on B.net and my friend penicillin called. He said that his mom just bought this killer ass hot scause from some voodoo shop. He said that on the back it said it could get the grease off the drive way and get the rust spots off of your iron bathtub. He went on and on and I said it was just a gag, nobody would sell something like that He said that he'll bring it to school the next day and I could try it for myself and see if it was real or not, I said sure. The next day I got a ride to school and was hanging around the vending machines and up pulls Penicillin. He throws me this little bottle that says something like Hotter then hell hot sauce. He says read the back, so I do, and it says something like this. ----------------------| *********** | **WARNING** | *********** | People with bad hearts| or weak stomach lining| and also pregent women| shouldn’t take this | in any form. | | Can Also be used to: | 1)Remove grease stains| off of your drive way.| 2)Disinfect anything. | 3)Clean rust off of | steel and iron tools. | 4)Remove paint from | walls. | 5)Removes dead skin. | And living skin with | ease. | | ----------------------| I said that he must of gotten' this form some gag shop, and he said that if I was so sure that I should try it, I said that maybe around lunch time I might take him up on his offer. Lunch time comes around and Dark Issues, Bob Dollon, Penicillin and I are all sitting around our table and penicillin takes out the little bottle. Dark Issues say that he just sniffed it and it burnt his noise. Bob Dollon and I where like we can handle anything, besides its fake. Penicillin busts out with saying that his mother really got it a some voodoo shop and that hes not going to take any responsibility for us if we take it. Bob Dollon grabs it and say its just a load of shit, this stuff wont even effect me. So he opens the cap and sniffs it, and when he pulls his head back up his eyes ate all watery. He says, eh, doesn’t mean anything its just a little to much for my eyes, watch this. As he says that he put some of the hot sauces in the cap of a soda bottle, then drank it. See, nothing a matter with me he says. Then I say, hay let me try its stuff, so I dip my beef stick in the bottle and and countue to eat the beef stick with the hot sauce on it. 30 Secants later and Bob Dollon looks at me, he's eyes watery and his face getting very red, he starts to try to speak but all that comes out is screaming. I look away and look at Penicillin’s face, he has this smile on his face thatsay I told you so. Both Bob and myself are screaming, and run to the front of the lunch line throwing money at her to give us milk and bread, this being the end of lunch she only has a very small amount on hand and Bob and myself buy it all. Him and I are gargling with milk and spitting it out, we are grabbing for our throgs. Bob starts to cough and then starts to cough blood, he then sneezes and blood starts to drip out his noise. I scream "oh my god how much did you take?" I then take a drink of my milk and cough, I then notice that my milk has a red tint to it. I notice the smell of blood coming from my noise and we both freak out. He's poiting to his hand with blood on it and I’m screaming looking at him think that I look the same. Then the bell rings for us to go in, and trying not to be babies we walking into our separate classes. I don't know what happen to him, but I spent the rest of that period drooling in te back of the class on my desk. I couldn't speak, I could hardly breath. The lining to my mouth was so raw and fleshy, my gums had all started to bleed a little. When the period was over I stumbled out and walked by the office, I looked in and noticed that Bob was sitting in the chair with a bloody paper taoil on his face. He had drank more then I did, allot more. He went home that day. After that I went to the bath room to clean myself up. I looked into the mirror and my eyes were blood shot and my lower lip was blood stained. I cracked a small smile and my gums were all bloody. I left the bathroom and went home. later that night I pealed some skin off my toung and brushed my teeth, skin and blood came out of my mouth and the mint feeling lit up my mouth and made it feel so cold. I didn't eat or drink anything for 3 days. And for Bob, well, Did you ever see the episode of the Simpsons where Homer ate that Insane Isomlam Chill... [-------------------------------------------------------------------------] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! 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