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        .d""b.        impulse reality press no. 264 - please shut up!
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'guy in the elevator'
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    i don't care
     about your
    drunk friend.
 please kill yourself



'girl in the cubicle behind me'
-------------------------------
 "i like what your shirt says,"
             you say.
 "i like it when you shut the fuck up,"
             i think.



'girl on the fourth floor'
--------------------------
oh god no,
what the hell is
wrong
with your face?



'guy in breakroom'
------------------
you are not funny
you fat piece of shit
i am trying to watch
The Simpsons;
this is my break,
and you're ruining it.



'girl acorss from me'
---------------------
i would like to do you



'guy with stupid hair'
----------------------
yes, i am vegan.
yes, you are a douche bag.
PLZ DIE KTHX!


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