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PUNK'Z N0T D34D! 1NDUZTR14L GL4M R0CK T4K1NG 0V3R D4 M41NZTR34M FUX 0FF 4ND D1E, D4WN MCG4TN3Y KUNT RULEZ 4 ETERN1TY@#$@$!!!!1!! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= KUNT WHQ WAREZZZ WALDOZZZ WAREZZZ BBS 1-800-SCAN-4IT -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= BuT eWe MuST eMaiL uS aT: kunt@firecraker.com THaNX To ASCIIRIDER FoR THaT aDDReSS MoRe CoMiNG S00n -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= @^&$*)@ZUBL1M1N4L@#&#M3ZZ4G3$&^#&D1G1S4UR#^&IZ#&UR*&*G0D#&@@H41L#&@KUNT*@&@@#$ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= TaBLe oV KuNTeNTS!%$#$%#%#%&$ SeCTioN TiTLe ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ CoVeRPaGe.......................eWe aRe L00KiNG aT iT RiGHT N0W, MoRoN!!$#^%$^ 01.................................a WoRD FRoM ouR SPoNSoR -- THiS iSSue - goD 02.............................THe aDVeNTuReS oV SaTaNuS MaXiMuS aND iRCoP.iRC 03......................................................WoRDZ FRoM THe FouNDeR 04......................................................H0W T0 BE 3L1T3 0N 1RC 05......................................................THiS D00D WaSN'T eLiTe 06..............................................eDWaRD PeeR -- CaPTuReD!!%$#^& 07*..................................................HaXoR WHiTeHouSe DoT GoV! 08............................KuNT DiSCLaiMS ReSPoNSiBiLiTY iN AiRLiNe B0MBiNG 09......................................................THiS iSSueZ THeMe SoNG 10................................KuNT MeMBeRS iLLeGaLLY aCCuSeD oF CHiLD PoRN 11......................................................GeTTiNG PHRee WaReZ!!! 12........................................CeRT aDViSoRY oN WHiTeHouSe.GoV HaCK 13..........................................69LGM aDViSoRY oN su SeCuRiTY HoLe 14................................................................MoRe iRC HaX 15..........................................................k-L33T PR0GRaMMiNG 16...............................................KuNT HaCKS THe oLYMPiCS!!%$%^ 17...............................LaMeRZ aND /etc/passwd -- a ToP TeN LiST!!%$^ 18......................................................KuNT S3Z G00DbYe 4 n0w [...] * WiTH PHRee BoNuS WaReZ iNCLuDeD!!! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= aND NoW, a WoRD FRoM ouR SPoNSoR -- goD!!%^#%^$& Our Lady's Message Through Gianna Stallone Segal at St. Cooze's Catholic Brothel, Emmitsburg, MD July 4, 1996 My dear little children, fornicate for Jesus! Little ones, do not be discouraged with impotence in your life, but trust in Jesus and remain steadfast in your onanism. I am here to bring you closer to Jesus' bed and He will bring you to the Father for "sloppy seconds". Do not become excited when people fondle you. This is part of the spiritual path to horniness and many times unavoidable. The more you become a horndog the more the world will scorn you, humiliate you and persecute you. Do not fear; I am your Mother of Lust and I will fellate you. All who seek refuge in My Immaculate Snatch will be safe and filled with a deep inner joy, if a little damp and slimy, and redolent of fish. Here at this valley of My beloved St. Cooze is the center which My Immaculate Furburger invites all children to seek refuge. Look to my Mons, little ones, for strength in your wankings and rejoice in Them that He has lead you astray. He will lead you to hot wet sex and eternal Hellfire. It is necessary for all to respond to His soft touch if evil is to be promoted. You cannot be limp. A lack of response is a lack of lust. It is necessary to be disciplined and obedient to His call, not to mention His Whips, Chains and Buttplugs. You must make an effort to scream convincingly if Jesus is to make you one of His Bitches. I love you little children, especially in those short plaid skirts, and fondle you in His place. Piss to you, in Fond Remembrance of His Predilection for Golden Showers. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= WHaT NoT To Do oN iRC..... *** KripTik (Mayhemp@ts1p02.net.taupo.voyager.co.nz) has joined channel #hack KripTik: hey KripTik: where would i put ircII scripts ? in the ircII dir. or the main home dir. ? k-Lame: wherever TriXXter: did you do rm on them? k-Lame: you just need to locate them when you /load it KripTik: ok *** SiNr (Dan@ip33.islip.ny.interramp.com) has joined channel #hack *** SiNr has left channel #hack () *** Signoff: optik2 () *** Signoff: KripTik (Ping timeout for KripTik[ts1p02.net.taupo.voyager.co.nz]) *** KripTik (Mayhemp@ts1p09.net.taupo.voyager.co.nz) has joined channel #hack KripTik: er KripTik: i got a problem KripTik: :( KripTik: i did /load country/load *** SaTaNuS (satanus@kunt.org) has joined channel #hack *** Mode change "+o SaTaNuS" on #hack by KuNTBaWT KripTik: it couldnt find it KripTik: can u help with the shell again ? SaTaNuS: YeS eYe KaN, MoRTaL. KripTik: well i got this script called country KripTik: and i wanna know how to use it now SaTaNuS: ReaLLY. SaTaNuS: I HaVe a BeTTeR SCRiPT FoR eWe. KripTik: ok KripTik: for ircII scripts do i put them in the uus folder ? SaTaNuS: PuT THeM iN YouR HoME DiReCToRY. SaTaNuS: GET THE DCC, MORTAL. *** Signoff: Free^ (Read error to Free^[ts14.tidepool.com]: EOF from client) KripTik: send it again KripTik: my ctcp was off SaTaNuS: I SHALL. SaTaNuS: NOW...PUT THAT IN YOUR HOME DIRECTORY. *** Mayhem (kriptik@undermac.org) has joined channel #hack SaTaNuS: iz it in there now? SaTaNuS: TELL ME WHEN IT IS KripTik: done :) SaTaNuS: now SaTaNuS: from the shell irc SaTaNuS: type /load ircop.irc KripTik: wait i got told NEVER to use this script :P KripTik: i just memberd KripTik: it was on a web page too SaTaNuS: uhm Tandronis: its not that one SaTaNuS: okay, believe them if you want Tandronis: this one is ok to use SaTaNuS: it was probably oN SuM eLiTe HaCKa PaGe, RiGHt? SaTaNuS: THEY ALSO SAY NEVER TO USE POT!!^%$^%$* KripTik: nope KripTik: on a guys unix archive Tandronis: and if that person is not supposed to be opped it deops them SaTaNuS: grrrr Mayhem: well this is loaded SaTaNuS: okay SaTaNuS: type: /slink SaTaNuS: what does it say? SaTaNuS: hopefully it'll work, sometimes it doesn't SaTaNuS: that sets up server links Mayhem: noo KripTik: fuck SaTaNuS: mayhem - reload it, and tell me what comes on yr screen. *** MadMisery (Mad@pm1-16.stjoe.mo.smartnet.net) has joined channel #hack SaTaNuS: kriptik - is it working? *** Mayhem is now known as IamFucked IamFucked doesn't know it yet but he has secretly had his files replaced IamFucked - with Folgers Crystals. IamFucked - Will he notice? Let's watch... IamFucked: Fucking Son of a Bitch! They bastartds deleted my god damn files! IamFucked: I'm gona fucking kill there ass! IamFucked - Folgers Crystals... Rich enough to replace even MY files. IamFucked is so damned 3l33+... *** IamFucked is now known as Mayhem TriXXter: hahahahahahaha -Mayhem- ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^GIRCop.irc flood on all Faggots!^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G Mayhem: ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^GIRCop.irc flood on all Faggots!^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G Mayhem: ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^GIRCop.irc flood on all Faggots!^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G Mayhem: ^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^GIRCop.irc flood on all Faggots!^G^G^G^G^G^G^G^G *** Signoff: Mayhem (Excess Flood) KripTik: ojh u suck Trixxter: heh.. KripTik: fuck u *** KripTik has left channel #hack () -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= WoRDZ FRoM Da FouNDeR SoMe DaY iN JuLY...i996 WeLCoMe To KuNT!!%$^ It's the first issue of KuNT. I didn't expect it ever to get this far when me and the rest of the KuNT KRoWD decided to write a zine. Allow me to introduce myself...I lack both wealth and taste. You won't guess my name, though. Why are we doing this? Because there's a lack of truly k-RaD zines out there, nowadays. Plus, we were all incredibly fucking bored. Now, just so I can get some stuff of my chest, I'm going to send some thanks out to some people who really deserve them. * Phlintlok Jesus, for The Book Of 416 * TWaT, for the coolest zine to grace my disk's electrons * BooYaa, for being one of the funniest motherfuckers ever to live * KiploH, for his help * Filbert, for PHRuWT * Ken (nuff said) * David Lynch * Timmy Leary, we miss you * Jesus of Nazareth, for showing that Christianity was a crock of shit That's it. But before I go, my disclaimer, which applies to everything in every issue of KuNT: NEITHER I, NOR ANY OTHER CONTRIBUTOR OR MEMBER OF KuNT MAKES ANY CLAIMS AS TO THE INFORMAITON CONTAINED HEREIN. IF YOU DO SOMETHING WE DESCRIBE IN HERE, FUCK UP, AND GET CAUGHT, WE WILL REIMBURSE YOU UP TO AND INCLUDING THE AMOUNT WHICH YOU PAID FOR THIS TEXT, NAMELY ZERO DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS. HOWEVER, IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT DOING SOMETHING, YOU AGREE TO TELL EVERY PERSON WHO ASKS THAT YOU LEARNED IT FROM KuNT, AND NOWHERE ELSE. --SaTaNuS MaXiMuS (soon) (ditto) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= H0W T0 BE 3L1T3 0N 1RC 1 Y0u Ne3d t() get a G0()D CLIENT |iK3 M1RC 4.1 D0nt l1sten t0 P3()pl3 wH() us3 ircII, they are lamers That 1nsisT 0N d01ng tH1ngs the 0|D faS1()n way 2 NexT U need t0 G3t A g0()D fl0()db()t scR1pt liK3 K1ll3R G0ld.. mak3 sUr3 thaT U PUt kil|3r g()|d in UR 1RCNAME, becAuse 0th3Rwis3 Pe0p|3 W0nt kn0w U are rEa|Ly 3|1t3 3 Mak3 ab()ut 10 cl0neB()ts & hav3 them s1T ()n a ChAnn3L l1K3 #tw1|1ght_z0ne ()r #wasteland in cas3 anYb0dY d3Cides t() qU3sT1()n Ur 'L33tness 4 N0w U need t() maK3 Ur n1cKName a |iTtLe b1t m0r3 EliT3.. suPp()s3 Ur nick WAs RedDog, th1s is P|a1N & very eaSy T0 typ3, Mak3 it s()m3Th1nG |1k3 |^R3d-D0g^| s() pe0P|e havE a harder t1Me typiNg Ur N1ck.. tHis way theY cant bAN U!!! 5 Y0u N()w n3ed t0 G3t UR ():|ine s() tyP3 ``/away is an irc operator'' w1th0Ut tHe qU()t3zz. Th1s tuRns U 1nt() an ()per & N()w U can jUsT t3Ll ()Th3R 0pers tHAt U Wi|| /k1|| tH3m if THey mess W1tH U! 6 Tak3()ver channels That 0n|y have 3 pe()pl3 1N thEm... the L3ss p30pl3 thEre ar3 In a channel, tH3 hArd3R it 1s t() Take()v3r, becaue the Rea| ch0ps cAn f0cuS all THe1R att3nt1()n 0N U, Brag Ab()ut channeLs U take0v3r! 7 N0w it is t1me t0 M()v3 0n! Y0ur n0W 0Ff1c1aLLy 3L1te, & U can start up Ur 0wn irc netw()rk.. get A c()py ()f W1Nd0Ws 95 1Rc s3rver, & ruN 1t.. t3|l ev()ryb0Dy t() c()m3 ()v3r t0 pool337.Max15.San-Francisco.CA.DYNIP.ALTER.NET p0rT 31337 b3CauSe it 1s an El1te serv3r!!! 8 L0ad al()t ()f cl0neB()ts 0nt0 Ur ()wn S3rVer.. They w0nt f|0()D 0fF b3caus3 they ARe ()n Ur ()wn machin3 & U cAN d0 whateV3r U want 0n 1t! 9 invit3 all the 0P3raT0rs fr()m eFn3T & und3Rnet 0Ver T0 UR s3Rv3r 10 FL0()D 3V()RYB()DY 0FF UR 1rC s3rv3r.. becAuse & T3ll Them h()W lAm3 th3y Ar3 BecuAse th3y d0nT haV3 tHe1r 0wn s3Rv3R! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= WHaT HaPPeNZ iF eWe aReN'T eLiTe This person didnt follow the 10 basic steps... but i still use them as an example of eliteness: *** log file opened *** MacP (~ip@green.colossus.net) invites you to #macpass /join #macpass >hey, whats up? dood i just got out of jail > for what? i told some guy i was going to break into his class c network, and then +started brute forcing root from my shell account, and he called my admin, the +fuqing narq! >why did you tell him you were going to do that? because i wanted to show off for my elite freindz that i buy with +blowjobs! >that was kinda stupid yeah i know that is why now that i got my computer back i am going to +break in for real >dont you think that is stupid considering the guy is online right now, and +knows you are too? yeah but i dont care he cant catch me cause i logged in at 2400 baud, +so it wont set off his motion detectors! > what happens if you get caught? i go back to juvie and get re-united with my loverboy >ohh.. well in that case... ohh shit.. what does this mean? MESSAGE FROM root On console +your hacking days our over heath + >i dunno.. did you hack your irc client so you can type /newuser root again? *** Signoff MacP (Connection Reset by Peer) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= CoNNeCTioN ReSeT BY WHo?!??! FBI Arrests Dangerous Computer Hacker (AP, July 18th) The FBI has arrested one of the most dangerous, and most widely known computer vandals the world has ever known. Edward Peer, known for resetting connections between computers on the Internet for many years, and leaving his calling card everytime he did this. Mr. Peer would stop communication between computers using a as yet unknown method, and directed the systems to report and error of "Connection Reset by Peer". Under interrogation by FBI agents, Mr. Peer refused to give up any secrets whatsoever. Mr. Peer was asked if he knew how many systems he had infiltrated and disrupted over the years, but he refused again to disclose any information. It is believed that Mr. Peer worked in cohorts with the infamous group of computer delinquents known simply as 'KuNT' in disrupting communications around the world. Mr. Peer would give no statement concerning this hypothesis. Associated Press reporters established contact with a KuNT member who gave his identification only as 'The Silicon Farmer' for comment. Mr. Farmer was quoted as saying, "Give me a quarter, and I'll tell you your fortune." When asked to clarify his position on the Peer case, Mr. Farmer said, "A fortune for a quarter. I LOVE quarters!" Communications between Mr. Farmer and reporters ceased at this time, when Mr. Farmer proceeded to attempt and order a pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni from the reporters. A few hours later, The Associated Press was reached by telephone by KuNT member 'Deadline', who informed us that he was on vacation in Miami Beach, soaking up a tan and having sexual experiences with "Hot blondes on the beach." Deadline gave his position on the Peer case as, "Well, would YOU want someone touching you on your willy?" When asked to reconsider his position concerning Edward Peer, Deadline mumbled something into the phone that sounded something like, "Well, look I wanna get high, ok, but all I have is a handful of nutmeg." The phone conversation was terminated at that time. Further attempts at reaching the KuNT organization were made, and eventually a third member of KuNT, SaTaNuS MaXiMuS, was reached via telephone. Mr. MaXiMuS was asked to reply to allegations that Mr. Edward Peer and the KuNT organization were jointly involved in this series of computer break-ins and intrusions. "I have a dream.. that one day, I will make a fuckload of money and buy the damn Associated Press, and use it to further the KuNT child porn ring," Mr. MaXiMuS said. "There is someone that you should speak to about this," we were informed, and a supposed second party, who identified themselves as Horatio, was brought to the telephone for comment. "Horatio says hi. Horatio is SaTaNuS MaXiMuS' penis," said this party who we assume to be KuNT operative Horatio. (It must be noted that speculation is abound that Horatio was indeed just a fake personage, because his voice sounded like Mr. MaXiMuS' voice, only a few octaves higher.) "Horatio get hard while looking at goat," Horatio stated. "Oh mama. My mama is [a] goat. Horatio fuck her ass all day long without getting soft." The phone was apparently dropped on the other end, and a few shouts of joy and a voice intoning, "YES, DEAR GOD, I'M CUMMING!" were heard before the phone connection was broken. The KuNT organization could not be reached for further comment. Currently, Mr. Peer is waiting arraignment on charges that could possibly range from criminal trespass to rape. Arraignment is set for next Tuesday. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= tsf@farm: ~ $ telnet telnet> o whitehouse.gov Trying 198.137.241.30 ... Connected to whitehouse.gov. Escape character is '^]'. Connection closed by foreign host. /* their firewall don't like me... lets try something */ tsf@farm: ~ $ whois WHITEHOUSE-DOM Whitehouse Public Access (WHITEHOUSE-DOM) Executive Office of the President USA Office of Administration Room NEOB 4208 725 17th Street NW Washington, D.C. 20503 Domain Name: WHITEHOUSE.GOV Administrative Contact, Technical Contact, Zone Contact: Patecell, Doug (DP584) postmaster@A1.EOP.GOV (202) 395-6493 Record last updated on 28-Oct-95. Record created on 17-Oct-94. Domain servers in listed order: GATEKEEPER.EOP.GOV 198.137.241.3 ICM1.ICP.NET 192.94.207.66 The InterNIC Registration Services Host contains ONLY Internet Information (Networks, ASN's, Domains, and POC's). Please use the whois server at nic.ddn.mil for MILNET Information. tsf@farm: ~ $ telnet telnet> o GATEKEEPER.EOP.GOV Trying 198.137.241.3 ... Connected to GATEKEEPER.EOP.GOV. Escape character is '^]'. Telnet Protocol Gateway - v1.5 (TEST Version) Welcome to the EOP telnet relay. Type 'c remotehost' to connect. Telnet Authentication. For further information enter "help". Command? help Recognized commands: connect hostname [optional port] - connect to remote host via server help - this list ? - this list quit - disconnect from gateway exit - disconnect from gateway You are authorized by entering your PIN and the current cardcode displayed by your SecurID card when requested to enter your PASSCODE by this relay. Authorization commands: auth - determine your current authorization status auth username - authorize yourself Command? c whitehouse.gov Connect kunt.org to whitehouse.gov: permission denied Command? auth president Enter PASSCODE for president Response? whitewater User president authenticated. Command? connect whitehouse.gov Connected to whitehouse.gov Escape character is '^]'. UNIX(r) System V Release 4.0 (whitehouse) login: root Password: wetwilly Last login: Wed Jul 17 00:49:32 from kunt.org /* yes i'm in.. lets see who is on */ whitehouse# who root pts/69 Jul 23 22:10 (kunt.org) gflower pts/12 Jul 23 10:23 (national.enquirer.com) willy console Jul 23 9:46 willy pts/0 Jul 23 9:46 willy pts/1 Jul 23 9:47 hillary pts/4 Jul 22 18:22 (ovaloffice.whitehouse.gov) packwood pts/11 Jul 23 23:04 (packwood.misconduct.com) /* a lot of people are on.. hope they dont notice me */ /* lets see what they are up to */ whitehouse# w 12:42am up 11 day(s), 11:40, 4 users, load average: 0.28, 0.18, 0.16 User tty login@ what root pts/69 22:10 w gflower pts/12 10:23 talk willy willy console 9:46 talk jflower willy pts/0 9:46 rm -rf /home/scandal/whitewater willy pts/1 9:47 ftp topsecret.files.fbi.gov hillary pts/4 18:22 make president > me packwood pts/11 23:04 touch secretary /* looks like nobody noticed me.. this gives me time to go invisible */ whitehouse# cat > invis.c /* * superzap.c - a KuNT PR()D|_|CTi0/\/ * TH1S W1LL H1DE Y()UR PR3SENCE FR()M ANY PESKY ADM1N!!! * MUST BE RUN FR()M DA R3WT */ #include #include #include main() { printf("KuNT InDuStRiEz LiMiTeD\n"); system("/bin/rm -f /bin/who"); system("/bin/rm -f /bin/ps"); system("/bin/rm -f /bin/w"); system("/bin/rm -f /bin/finger"); system("/bin/rm -f /bin/whois"); printf("Y()U AR3 N()W C()MPLET3LY 1NV1SABLE!!!\n"); } ^D whitehouse# /opt/gnu/bin/gcc -o invis invis.c whitehouse# ./invis KuNT InDuStRiEz LiMiTeD Y()U AR3 N()W C()MPLET3LY 1NV1SABLE!!! whitehouse# Message from packwood on whitehouse (pts/11) [ Thu Jul 23 01:03:01 ] ... hey baby, wanna try out my dedicated port? /* ohh shit.. bobby knows i am here... time to cover my tracks */ whitehouse# kill -9 -1 Connection closed by foreign host. now.. dont worry.. that killed everything so they will never find me.. remember to steal the free warez in that log! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= We DiDN'T DeW iT!!!%^#$^ From the AP Newswire, July 19th Group Disclaims Responsibility for Airliner Bombing The Associated Press received a statement from a group known as KuNT today, disclaiming any responsibility for the recent bombing of TransWorld Airlines Flight 800. Flight 800 exploded over Long Island, New York, on July 17th, starting a cleanup and rescue mission that included members of the FBI, FCC, and U.S. Coast Guard. The group known as KuNT called Associated Press offices in Greenbow, Alabama, vehemently denying responsibility for the disaster. "I mean, if we were going to bomb the damn thing, we would have used a bigger bomb, and blew the damn thing up at the airport," stated a member of KuNT, who gave his only identification as 'Deadline'. This person went on to state, "Besides, we were too busy renting porno videos from the video store and having a nice quiet circle jerk." When the Associated Press staffer pressed for details about their get-together, Deadline replied, "It was good for me. We'll invite you to cover it next time." This person went on to state that there would be problems in the future concerning citizens of the United States, hinting that KuNT would be a major player in these occurances. "Remember that blackout that occured over the Western portion of the United States? We'll do it again," Deadline stated. At this point, the phone was muffled, and conversation went on in the background. We believe it to be between Deadline and another two members of this organization, referred to by this mysterious person as 'Sis' and 'Honey Bunches'. The phone was unmuffled at this point, and the spokesperson for KuNT proceeded to describe the pleasures of oral sexual activities that a fellow KuNT member was giving to him. "Yeah, Sis is good," he stated between moans and groans. After this, Deadline proceeded to mutter a quick few words that were not caught by the staffer taking the phone call, and hung up the phone. One can only wonder at what lies in store for America. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= KuNT KuNT BaBY you stop, suid root and listen security, your site is missin kunt is back with our brand new intrusion kunt grabs you and gives out a bruisin can you ever stop us? fuck no! turn off the lights, your girl gives us a blow to the extreme we hack root like masters you try to beat us, we get faster hack, our exploits will take you to school when we get done you'll know it's kunt that rules slowly, like a badass hooker sucking the cock of your systems lurker cp it, or rm it, your files are ours gonna fuck up your system and steal your .tar's if there's a sendmail, yo, we'll hack it while you look for fudge so you can pack it KuNT KuNT baby, too k-k00l, too k-k00l KuNT KuNT baby, too k-k00l, too k-k00l now your punk ass admin is crying to the office of the fbi he's flying quick to get root, it's what we do trading zero day warez.... that too hacking you, if there's the slightest hole while you ride your tech guy's pole and a warez board, with no fucking ratio got a T1, it's time to go download rollin up a jay with my pants pulled down so your bitch can blow kept on hacking to the next box fucked your girl again, yeah, while we watched COPS on Fox your warez were old yo, so down goes your box and it's time to go kodez were hot givin free LD callin your girl to go down on me bawlin, cause you're gettin hacked bad you should know better than to make KuNT mad squealin to the fags on the phone bow before KuNT you're about to be owned cumshots, pasted on the ceiling makin you wank off till you lose all feeling dripping, all over that pretty lace ripped off her clothes and jizzed on her face system to system, we'll hack them all then buttfuck your mom up against the wall police are on the scene, acting really mean what can we say, we're just bored teens if there is a hole, yo we'll hack it we'll offer you a clue because you lack it KuNT KuNT baby, too k-k00l, too k-k00l KuNT KuNT baby, too k-k00l, too k-k00l take heed, bow or you'll pay KuNT is getting root every fucking day our warez, that are elite and are 0-day you want in, lamer? well no way! because KuNT is so elite we'll make you go suck on a goat's teat hacking and trading, it's a hell of a concept we hack it out, and you wanna be like us silicon hacks on the shell, you drool like a lamer and get cast into hell so fast, make you say 'damn!' we've got the drugs, we sell 'em by the gram grabbing your girlie when it's time to get loose she always smiles as she swallows our juice if there is a hole, yo we'll hack it we'll offer you a clue because you lack it KuNT KuNT baby, too k-k00l, too k-k00l KuNT KuNT baby, too k-k00l, too k-k00l yo, mitnick, let's get out of here... word to your parole officer -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= HoTPiX4u? oNLY iF You'Re 18... NYPD Child Sex Sting Backfires (July 17) The New York City Police Department uncovered a supposed child sex ring in New York City early this week, but a sting operation backfired when the Police themselves were found to be the culprits of this hideous crime. In the wee hours of the morning on July 15th, New York City Police Department invaded a building in the SoHo section of New York City, where an anonymous tip led them to believe that a child pornography and sex operation was being run. The police found two members of the paramilitary group KuNT sitting around a television set watching what was later identified to be an episode of 'Barney and Friends'. These members were identified as KuNT members SaTaNuS MaXiMuS and D1G1S4URUS H3X. (Their true names cannot be released, due to their innocence of the charges brought against them.) Police placed these men under armed watch while the rest of the building was searched. In searching the apartment, officers came across KuNT member Deadline in the bathroom, taking a bath, along with what was identified as various Ken and Barbie dolls from Mattel(tm), and a small sheep named Marko. Deadline was engaged in anal copulation with the sheep named Marko, and repeatedly asked police officers to leave the area while he "Finished his business with Marko." Police also came across a bedroom where KuNT member The Silicon Farmer was downloading pictures of a person later identified as Wynonna Judd. Farmer was found with one hand down in his underwear (later identified as Hanes Briefs, Waist 32), and another hand pushing what appeared to be a large cucumber into his anal sphincter. Needless to say, officers did not find anything out of the ordinary at the building, but were helpfully provided with a location of a Kiddie Porn stash at another location in SoHo. Later on that night, officers conducted a second sting operation, and found three NYPD officers, in uniform, performing masturbatory acts while staring at a pornographic picture in a magazine entitled, "Boys Love Their Daddies". Their erect penis lengths were later recorded at one inch, one and a half inches, and one and a quarter inches in length. These men were placed under arrest, and were placed under arrest and charged with endangering the welfare of a minor, possession of child pornography, and having really small schlongs. KuNT members could not be reached for comment. However, sources tell us that KuNT plans to file a $50 Million defamation of character lawsuit against the Mayor of New York and the New York City Police Department. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= PHRee \/\/aReZ!!!%$^ /-/0w t0 4s/< f0r w4r3z 4nd g3t t/-/3m quic/ invis.c [utmp exploit removed from log for security purposes] Jul 21 19:35:52 door in.syslogd[45]: root - /opt/gnu/bin/gcc -o invis invis.c Jul 21 19:36:22 door in.syslogd[46]: root - ./invis Jul 21 19:36:35 door in.syslogd[47]: root - kill -9 -1 At this point in his break-in, the hacker killed all current processes on whitehouse.gov. This signed him off, as well as all valid users. Upon noticing this unauthorized kill, the authorized sysadmin changed the root password to a randomly generated one. II. Impact This break-in holds no impact to the Ineternet community, other than to reinforce the idea of using secure passwords. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- The CERT Coordination Center staff thanks Doug Patecell for his solution to the problem and for his support with this advisory. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you believe that your system has been compromised, contact the CERT Coordination Center or your representative in the Forum of Incident Response and Security Teams (FIRST). We strongly urge you to encrypt any sensitive information you send by email. The CERT Coordination Center can support a shared DES key and PGP. Contact the CERT staff for more information. Location of CERT PGP key ftp://info.cert.org/pub/CERT_PGP.key CERT Contact Information ------------------------- Email cert@cert.org Phone +1 412-268-7090 (24-hour hotline) CERT personnel answer 8:30-5:00 p.m. EST (GMT-5)/EDT(GMT-4), and are on call for emergencies during other hours. Fax +1 412-268-6989 Postal address CERT Coordination Center Software Engineering Institute Carnegie Mellon University Pittsburgh PA 15213-3890 USA CERT publications, information about FIRST representatives, and other security-related information are available for anonymous FTP from http://www.cert.org/ ftp://info.cert.org/pub/ CERT advisories and bulletins are also posted on the USENET news- group comp.security.announce To be added to our mailing list for CERT advisories and bul- letins, send your email address to cert-advisory-request@cert.org Copyright 1996 Carnegie Mellon University This material may be reproduced and distributed without permission provided it is used for noncommercial purposes and the copyright statement is includ- ed. CERT is a service mark of Carnegie Mellon University. This file: ftp://info.cert.org/pub/cert_advisories/CA-96.66 http://www.cert.org click on "CERT Advisories" -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: 2.6.2 iQCVAwUBMeJzdXVP+x0t4w7BAQEJdAQAt0Y9zXDjpeuRYFI+vmceXpHL8QJPm1GL zArG5qhGx5+9hTioQCUiq/kl6uXMI0IAbfdwDG3I0wg5i7Jvi8PLYyDujpl8+gVT jzJFEQ/S9CjZ6LUxzo2Twg90urQrphFzwnY4L5DVEftKaoL1zCpg6i4SadC7vQUm n0HWkh7kV4M= =zcQN -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= BaCKDooR?!?%^$^& ============================================================================= [69lgm]-Advisory-42.UNIX.su.23-Jul-1996 PROGRAM: /usr/bin/su VULNERABLE VERSIONS: SunOS 5.x Most other UNIX operating systems DESCRIPTION: su(1) is a backdoor created by an engineer at AT&T, it was designed to give a disgruntled employee access to any account on the machines he created. IMPACT: Users can use su to obtain root access. REPEAT BY: A program to exploit this vulnerability is available as of now. This program has been tested with the latest 69lgm patch. -------- CUT HERE ------- #!/bin/sh su root DISCUSSION: Programs that ship suid(0) are usually secure, however su is not. FIX: 69lgm has written this patch, for many unix systems. -------- CUT HERE -------- #!/bin/sh rm -f /usr/bin/su STATUS UPDATE: The writers of 69lgm still cannot find a date. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= MoRe iRC HaX *** deadline (~deadline@eris.kunt.org) has joined channel #KuNT *** Mode change "+o deadline" on #KuNT by KuNTBaWT > Hmmmm lets see what I can do here > lets see who's on #wasteland #wasteland CapVideo H*@ 0 majdi@puck.nether.net /msg +CapVideo I will give gay netsex for an O: #wasteland Pyber H*@ 5 pyber@caspian.prcn.org #kidsex +channel manager #wasteland merrii H*@ 3 princess@pm00825.inlink.com I netsex'd +Cosmic for my O:, did you? > Not too many people in #wasteland.. lets go take it over, shall we? *** l33tb4wt (~l33tb4wt@eris.kunt.org) has joined channel #KuNT *** d34db4wt (~d34db4wt@eris.kunt.org) has joined channel #KuNT *** [[b4wt]] (~[[b4wt]]@eris.kunt.org) has joined channel #KuNT *** Mode change "+ooo l33tb4wt d34db4wt [[b4wt]]" on #KuNT by deadline > now lets wait for a split *** Signoff: l33tb4wt (ann-arbor.mi.us.undernet.org +washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org) *** Signoff: d34db4wt (ann-arbor.mi.us.undernet.org +washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org) *** Signoff: [[b4wt]] (ann-arbor.mi.us.undernet.org +washington-r.dc.us.undernet.org) *** deadline (~deadline@eris.kunt.org) has joined channel #wasteland #wasteland: @ghjghj *** #wasteland :End of /NAMES list. *** Mode is + *** Channel created at Thursday, July 18, 1996 11:48:56 AM > la la la I have ops in #wasteland la la la > now we wait for the net to rejoin *** l33tb4wt (~l33tb4wt@eris.kunt.org) has joined channel #wasteland *** d34db4wt (~d34db4wt@eris.kunt.org) has joined channel #wasteland *** [[b4wt]] (~[[b4wt]]@eris.kunt.org) has joined channel #wasteland *** Mode change "+ooo l33tb4wt d34db4wt [[b4wt]]" on #wasteland by deadline *** CapVideo (majdi@puck.nether.net) has joined channel #wasteland *** Pyber (pyber@caspian.prcn.org) has joined channel #wasteland *** merrii (princess@pm00825.inlink.com) has joined channel #wasteland Hey that's not nice! give us our channel back before we cry!!! Give me ops.. cos I'm LAME! *** Pyber is away: Fucking my sister *** Mode change "+tnsmlk 4 KuNT_0wNs_3w3" on #wasteland by deadline *** Mode change "+bbb *!*@*.nether.net *!*@*.prcn.org +*!*@*.inlink.com" on #wasteland by deadline *** CapVideo has been kicked off channel #wasteland by deadline (No I dont +want gay anal sex) *** Pyber has been kicked off channel #wasteland by deadline (cum in her +for me) *** merrii has been kicked off channel #wasteland by deadline (I want your +old wrinkly cunt, i know it tastes good) *** WALLOPS !merrii! help help! that evil deadline is trying to cyberrape +me! *** WALLOPS !Cosmic! I would help you since you are my lesbian lover but I +am too busy shooting up heroin and fighting with Cym so you will have to wait > la la la > ok that was fun.. lets hack uworld now *** You are now an IRC Operator *** Mode change "+ows" on deadline by deadline -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) - UNDERWORLD -- the channel +saver SERVICE -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -===================================================================== -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -Commands from this bot are OPER USAGE ONLY -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -ie: you must have your * when using this bot -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -. -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -format of commands: -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -/msg Uworld opcom -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -ex: /m uworld opcom mode #wasteland +o nick1 -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -command is most normal commands as if you +were typing them from your keyboard. -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -. -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -MODE #chan +-flags args -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -KICK #chan nick comment -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -. -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -Special command -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -clearchan #chan (clears all modes and bans +from a channel) -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -opchan #chan nick (gives nick ops on channel +#chan) -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -. -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -remember you must have your oper status on, +and you must use the format -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -/m uworld opcom COMMAND ....... -ChanSvr (ChanSvr@undernet.org) -for special commands, just use /m uworld +COMMAND > ok, I have my *, lets have fun *** WALLOPS !Uworld.undernet.org! MASSKILL request by deadline for *!*@* *** WALLOPS !Uworld.undernet.org! MASSKILL request by deadline for *!*@* *** WALLOPS !Uworld.undernet.org! MASSKILL request by deadline for *!*@* *** WALLOPS !Uworld.undernet.org! GLINE for *@* by +deadline!deadline@eris.kunt.org (you all fucking suck) *** WALLOPS !Uworld.undernet.org! AUTOBAN for *@* by +deadline!deadline@eris.kunt.org (you all fucking suck) *** Mode change "+b *!*@*" on #wasteland by ChanSvr *** Notice -- Received KILL for ChanSvr from deadline (don't fucking +autoban me bitch, I own you) > ok now i am very bored > i think i will go now *** Signoff: deadline (w00p) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 4n 3l33t d00d Art1clezz 0n Pr0Gr4mm1ngz By D1G1S4URUS H3X H3Y K1DD1EZ!!!! It'z D1G1S4URUS H3X here, helping ya'llzz to be eleet like we KuNT K-KEwL d00dz onze aga1n. Alr1ghtyz, str41ght t0 da pointz. Az an eleet d00d recogn1zed by m0zt persunz, I, of courze, get asked a l0t how dey c4n allz be eleet laike me. Da BeZt of HaQrs uzzually duzn't l3t 0ut hiz secr3tz, but I'zz t1red of being azked, so I'zz will show you'z an inkling ov what KuNT kan do. F1RZT: What shud be obviouz to ya'llz iz dat in order to be'zz eleet, you'ze needz to lern to haq. N0w, what iz more subtle iz dat in 0rder to haq, you'ze gotz to learnz howz to pr0gramz in el33t wayz. f0rg3tz b0ut azzembl3r, cuz it'z K-L4ME! K-F4GG1T R3PUBLICANZ UZE AZZEMBLER! No, we'ze gunna uze da bezt language there iz, and dat'z bazic. Th3 eaziest way to getz on bazic iz to goto skool, where'z dey'z got k-l4me Applez(U know, thoze computerz th4t c4me 0ut 4fter da M4CinToSh d1ed cuz dey suxcked so b4d). N0wZ, sinze theze computeRz suck, you'ze muzt HAX0R DEM! 3V3RY elite haqr's g0al iz to brake stuffz. NowZ, you typeZ thIz elEeT Pr0Gr4m: REM ThiZ Iz An ElEET KuNT PrOGGiE REM KuNT Is HaQiNG Ur SyZtEm REM ELeEtNeZZ ABoUNdZ 10 PRINT HAHAHA! You HHAZ BEEN HAQED BY a KuNT ProDuCtiOn! REM DaT WuZ ElEEt REM DIS wIlL Be MoRe ElEET 20 GOTO 10 REM Da End! MoRe ElEET DaN Ur GrAnDmA! ConGr4DuLaT1onZ!!!!!! You Iz NoW A HAqR, AnD a PrEtTy ElEEt One, t00! But DaT iZ N0t All! El33tnezz Iz HaRd WeRk! YoU'Ze N33Dz t0 R3M3mb3r m0re shitz! D4 N3XT ST3P: If You'Ze Iz El33t enuff to HaXor ur w4y into D4 MA1NFR4ME OS(UN1X 4 u LaMhahz), DaN TyPeZ ThIZ StUfF: $echo I Iz ElEEt AnD I LE4RNed It AllZ FrUm KunT! $echo NoW I'Ze Iz Gunna HaXoR! $echo I Iz HaQinG Ur SyZtEm AnD TheRe Iz NutHing U Kan Do AbouT It! > ElEEtFiLe $mail root < ElEEtFiLe $pico ElEEtPrOggIe.c NoWz U'Ze Iz ReDdy t0 Pr3P4re To HaXoR DeR BoX! TyPe DiZ ElEEtNeZZ NeXt: #include #include /* ElEEtNeZZ F0LL0WZ */ main() /* DAMN! DaT WuZ ElEEt! ThAnX EwE KuNT! */ { /* BrillIanT! D1G1S4UR Iz A GoD! */ printf("ThiZ Iz Me HaQiNg Ur SyZtEm! ThaNx, Kunt!"); /* WoWz! I KaN't BeliEveZ Da GenIuz ThaT WenT IntO Dis! */ } /* It Iz FinIShEd! I ShaLL NoW HaQ AwAy! */ NoWz SaVe The DoCumEnt! If YoU'ze Don"T KnOW How, Don't WuRRy! It iz a SeKriT KePt By Only a few eLeet! You'ze Iz NoT Al0nE in Ur StrUggLez! If You'Ze Iz ElEEt EnUFF To Kno, Den TypE DeZ FInAl StRoKez Of Doom! $echo Ur F4Te HaZ B33n s3aled, EvIl Adm1n d00d! $echo PrePaRe To Diez! $gcc -o ElEEtHaQ ElEEtPrOggIe.c $echo HaHAHAHA!! YoU'ze Iz Ded! YOU IZ NOW REDDY TO EXECUTE UR ELEET HAQ. ALL YOU'ZE MUZT DO IZ TYPE DIZ: $echo HAQR TIME! $./ElEEtHaQ ITZ W1LL HAZ0R DEM EVERY T1ME YOU DO IT! W0W!!! S33 H0w UR PrOMPT Iz MeZZed Up And In A W31rd Pl4ce??? D4t M34nZ It WuRkeD!@!!! I H0pEz U'ze Iz S4TiZf1Ed N0w. K33p R33DinG ThiZ StuFF, AnD You MaY Be K-KooLiO EnUFF t0 JoiN KuNT 1 D4y! TH1Z iz D1G1S4UR, Off 2 d0 more k-fuxoring Ereet StuPh! Unt1l neXt t1me! |\ |o>1G1S4URUS H3X |/ ElEEt D00d, H3lP3r T0 ALLz HAQRz -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= eYe MiSS ToNYa HaRDiNG... -- t0p s3kr3t -- t0p s3kr3t -- t0p s3kr3t -- t0p s3kr3t -- t0p s3kr3t -- KuNT t0p s3kr3t pl4ns t0 d3str0y the 1996 0lympics in 4tl4nt4 -- t0p s3kr3t -- t0p s3kr3t -- t0p s3kr3t -- t0p s3kr3t -- t0p s3kr3t -- c0d3n4m3: 0p3r4ti0n 4tl4nt4 X Needed: 50000 square yards of polyester fabric 100000 square yards of velvet fabric 20000 pairs of platform shoes 1500 8-track tapes of assorted disco music (examples: BeeGees, Electric Light Orchestra) 1 disco ball 20000 leisure suits 50000 bean bag chairs 20000 mood rings 7500 bottles of InstantAfro(tm) Brand Shampoo 35000 lava lamps 1 really fucking huge lava lamp 20000 pairs of bellbottoms 100000 tapes of brady bunch, partridge family episodes, bad 70s porno films All this can be purchased at local thrift stores and flea markets, recorded off Nick at Nite, or purchased through the 70s Preservation Society. Plan of Attack: o Sneak into Atlanta using the secret KuNTMobile. o Go to Olympic Stadium. o Replace seats with bean bag chairs, replace astroturf with polyester. o Install 8-track player and hook it up to stadium sound system, remove all other music playing devices such as trombones, etc, from the band. o Mislabel 8-track tapes with names such as 'Zimbabwian National Anthem'. Leave them for unsuspecting technicians to discover when they play the Star Spangled Banner, and Fame comes on instead. o Go into Athletic Equipment lockers, replace uniforms with leisure suits, mood rings, and bellbottoms. Replace sneakers with platform shoes. o Replace Olympic Torch with Disco Ball and Huge Lava Lamp. o Replace video play back system tapes with tapes of old Brady Bunch and Partridge Family episodes. o Sneak into rooms of athletes of African descent, replace their shampoo with InstantAfro(tm) Brand Shampoo o Repeat above steps for all Olympic Venues in the area. When interior operations concerning the Olympic Venues have been completed, the remainder of the polyester fabric will be used to drape the exteriors of the buildings. o Go to all hotels in the area, one by one. Proceed with the following steps: o Reupholster all sofas, love seats, with velvet. Replace all bedsheets, pillowcases, etc, with velvet. o Replace inhouse movies in the hotels with episodes of the Brady Bunch, Partridge Family, and bad 70s porno movies such as Deep Throat. o Hack into the inhouse phone system. Set up an 8-track stereo hidden in a back closet to pipe 70s music and assorted disco classics through the phone system continously. o Replace all lighting sources with lava lamps. o Replace hotel uniforms with bellbottoms, leisure suits, mood rings, and platform shoes. o Take all the items that were replaced, sell them for a huge profit on the black market. o Have members of KuNT take a fun-filled vacation to Club Med. Get laid multiple times by hot babes while watching Atlanta go back twenty years in time to the 70s. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= KuNT oWNS LeTTeRMaN, So We CaN Do THis 10 Things Lamers Do With or Thought About by Lamers concerning /etc/passwd 1. They trade it. 2. "/etc/passwd? there arent any passwords in here like i thought, only some random letters and numbers.. this is worthless. i spent all that time typing cat /etc/passwd for nothing!" 3. Offshoot of #2: "Gee, lets take all those random numbers and letters and replace them with passwords that are easier to type.. The users will thank me for this. Hmm, lets ditch this n5dwR7vgIUaWw thing and replace it with.. 'taco', yes, taco sounds like a nice password. Ok, next user, lets replace this dk38sd7a1Ad3 thing with.. hmm.. how about 'water'..." 4. They think that * in the password field means you can login under any password.. cause * is a wildcard character, right? 5. "Man, the passwd file said + + so i think it's like an rlogin thing! Yeah!" 6. "Hey, if the passwd file is shadowed.. that means that if the passwd sees its shadow, it wont come out of its hole for another 6 weeks, and we will have a late spring!" 7. Removing all the other logins from /etc/passwd so that nobody else will be able to login and trace them while they do hax0rly things. 8. "Heh, I'll switch all the logins around so nobody will know who is who! Ha Ha I am a master hacker!" 9. "Damn, how am I supposed to get the passwords out of this thing? I know, I will get the sysadmin's number by doing whois on their domain, and I will ask them if they know.. After all it *is* their password file.." 10. "I KNOW!!! I'll give this passwd file to the l33t d00dz at KuNT! They'll know what to do with it!!" -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= D4 3Nd 4 D1z Izzu3! Cy4 a11 Z0M3 0th3r t1m3 4 m0r3 el33t KuNT HaQz!! -- SaTaNuS, D1G1S4UR, AnD D4 0Th3R KuNTlInGz FuX D4 W0rLd! H41L ER1Z! KuNT 43V3R!!!!!! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=