dP 888888ba dP 88 88 `8b 88 88 .d8888b. 88d888b. .d8888b. 88 88 .d8888b. 88d888b. 88 .dP 88 88' `88 88' `88 88' `88 88 88 88' `88 88' `88 88888" 88 88. .88 88 88 88. .88 88 .8P 88. .88 88 88 `8b. 88888888P `88888P' dP dP `8888P88 8888888P `88888P8 dP dP `YP .88 d8888P d888888P dP 88 88 /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-\ 88 dP dP 88d888b. 88d888b. .d8888b. 88 ldt027.txt 88 88 88 88' `88 88' `88 88ooood8 88 http://ldt.aguk.co.uk 88 88. .88 88 88 88 88 88. ... 88 ldt@hushmail.com dP `88888P' dP dP dP dP `88888P' dP \-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-/ #027 - [ Probably the Greatest Cocktail in the World ] [ dr el8 ] _ / \ / \ _____________ / \ / \ <\-o-o-/> / \ \ U / < HI EVERYBODY! | \,_,/ \ / __/\_/\__ \_____________/ /_ \/ \/ _\ ___ || \_/ || |/| || /e\ || |\| __________________________________ || / l \ || |/| / \ ||_\ 8 /_|| |\| [ HI DOCTOR EL8! ] ww| \./ |ww |/| \ ______________ ______________ / | | |\| \/ \/ \/ | | | |/| | | | |\| \^|^/ \***/ \^|^/ |__|__| |/| (o o) (o o) (o o) /___|___\ |\| -ooO--(_)--Ooo---ooO--(_)--Ooo---ooO--(_)--Ooo- |/| |\| |/| ___|\|___ \ / \ / \ / \ / V ____________________________________________ / \ | *** ATTENTION MY FOLLOWERS *** | | | | I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THE INGREDIENTS | | AND SUGGESTIONS FOR USAGE OF A COCKTAIL I | | MADE. | | | | TO MAKE THE POTENT COCKTAIL YOU NEED SOME | | ORANGES, YES, THATS RIGHT, LOTS & LOTS OF | | ORANGES, LOTS OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND | | EDIBLE MATERIAL (ITS HUNGRY WORK). | | LOTS OF EXPERIMENTATION WENT INTO THIS AND | | I HAD MANY BAD EXPERIENCES COMING UP WITH | | THIS STRONG YET SMOOTH COCKTAIL FORMULA. I | | EXPECT YOU WANT ME TO GET ON WITH IT NOW. | | | | FIRSTLY, YOU WILL NEED SOME EASY FLAVOUR. | | ORANGES ARE PERFECT. ON MY 1ST ATTEMPT I | | REGRETTED NOT ADDING ORANGES. ITS UP TO | | YOU. IT'LL TASTE A BIT SWEETER IF YOU DO, | | OR, YOU COULD ADD LEMON, DON'T FORGET IT | | UNLESS YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR LIVER. | | | | HAVING THIS RECIPE IS DANGEROUS UNLESS YOU | | ARE OF LEGAL AGE TO DRINK. I HAVE TO ACT | | RESPONSIBLY; AND SO DO YOU. PLEASE DON'T | | HACK AFTER DRINKING THIS STUFF. YOU'LL | | ALWAYS REGRET IT AFTERWARDS. ALSO, KEEP | | REAL ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CAN DRINK. | | | | HAVE YOU READ THIS TEXTFILE PROPERLY? | | ANYONE WITH SENSE SHOULD GO BACK OVER IT | | READING CAREFULLY. BUT, THIS IS IMPORTANT | | ! ONLY READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY LINE | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | | | | HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR. HAR! | | | | GAME, SET & MATCH. DOCTOR EL8. | | | | GAME OVER. | | HERE IS MY RECIPE. | | | | ___________________________ | | / \ | | | * DR EL8'S SUPER SECRET * | | | | * COCKTAIL FORMULA! * | | | | | | | | - INGREDIENTS | | | | SOME ORANGE JUICE | | | | LOTS OF ALCOHOL | | | | A MIXING BOWL | | | | A MIXING IMPLEMENT | | | | | | | | -INSTRUCTIONS | | | | 1. POUR ORANGE INTO BOWL | | | | 2. POUR LOTS OF ALCOHOL | | | | INTO BOWL. | | | | 3. TAKE MIXING IMPLEMENT | | | | AND STIR. | | | | 4. DRINK AND BE MERRY. | | | | | | | \___________________________/ | | | \____________________________________________/ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-\ Long Dark Tunnel 2001. - http://ldt.aguk.co.uk - ldt@hushmail.com \-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-/