%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%%'`'`'%%%%%%%%' `%%%%%%%' `"""` `%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%: $SM. :%%%%%: $$$$Sszn. `%'.s$$$$$$sss$$$$$$s.`%%%%% %%%%%%%%: $$$: :%%%%%: $$$ ... `'$s. `$S' . $$$ `$S'.%%%%%% %%%%%%%%: $$$' :%%%%%: $$$ %%%%% $$' `'.%% $$$ .;%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%: $$$ :%%%%%%: $$$ %%%%% $.# %%%%%% $$. %%%%%%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%: $$. :%%%%%%: $$. %%%%% .## %%%%%% $.# %%%%%%%%%%%%% ========= $.# ======== $.# ===== ### ====== .## ============= .## .## ### ### ### .### ### .##M" ### ###s. ### ### .mM#### ### ########### #########"~' ##` ##M"~ `" ##' #' l o n g d a r k t u n n e l productions #105 - [ The 23 Sayings of Dr. Cheese ] [ Dr. Bryan Thompson ] Dr. Cheese has the 23 laws of Dr. Cheese. All that obey Dr. Cheese will be obeyed by Dr. Cheese. These are the sayings of Dr. Cheese 1- Cheese is made of milk 2- Milk comes from cow 3- Milk is a cow 4- Cows are not milk 5- Cheese comes in many colors 6- Dr. Cheese is a doctor 7- Doctor cheese is a fake doctor 8- Cheese powder is not real cheese 9- Cheese doodles are not real cheese 10- Obey Dr. Cheese 11- Those that do not obey Dr. Cheese will be directed to our customer service line 12- Our customer service line is bad 13- Say cheese 14- Cheese is cool 15- Television smells 16- Smelly televisions are bad 17- Cheese also smells 18- Smelly cheese is indifferent to your health 19- Phones are yellow in Canada 20- Everything is fucked up in Canada 21- Saying sayings in a national pastime 22- National pastimes are completely fucked up 23- Dr. Cheese is not a nationality The Baron Dr. Bryan Thompson The Daily Dispatch /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-\ Long Dark Tunnel 2002. - http://ldt.aguk.co.uk - ldt@hushmail.com \-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-/