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                        A Word From Our Sponsor [God]
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             proudly and respectfully stolen from KuNT magazine




                               Our Lady's Message
                         Through Gianna Stallone Segal
                 at St. Cooze's Catholic Brothel, Emmitsburg, MD
                                 July 4, 1996


      My dear little children, fornicate for Jesus!

      Little ones, do not be discouraged with impotence in your life, but
  trust in Jesus and remain steadfast in your onanism. I am here to bring
  you closer to Jesus' bed and He will bring you to the Father for "sloppy
  seconds".

      Do not become excited when people fondle you. This is part of the
  spiritual path to horniness and many times unavoidable. The more you
  become a horndog the more the world will scorn you, humiliate you and
  persecute you. Do not fear; I am your Mother of Lust and I will fellate
  you. All who seek refuge in My Immaculate Snatch will be safe and filled
  with a deep inner joy, if a little damp and slimy, and redolent of fish.

      Here at this valley of My beloved St. Cooze is the center which My
  Immaculate Furburger invites all children to seek refuge. Look to my
  Mons, little ones, for strength in your wankings and rejoice in Them that
  He has lead you astray. He will lead you to hot wet sex and eternal
  Hellfire.

      It is necessary for all to respond to His soft touch if evil is to be
  promoted. You cannot be limp. A lack of response is a lack of lust. It
  is necessary to be disciplined and obedient to His call, not to mention
  His Whips, Chains and Buttplugs. You must make an effort to scream
  convincingly if Jesus is to make you one of His Bitches.

      I love you little children, especially in those short plaid skirts,
  and fondle you in His place. Piss to you, in Fond Remembrance of His
  Predilection for Golden Showers.


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