_____ | | _____ _____ _______ | |___| |---| `---._____ `| | | _ | | | | _ | | | | | | | | | | --------------------------------------- | | | | | | | | | --------------------------------------- | | | | | | | | | .. [ Luna Digizine ] .. ____ |____ |___| |___` | `---' `---- `---' `---' -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Luna Digizine Volume 2, Issue 2 - Copyright Gerritt Baer / Luna 1996 Luna is a textfile publication that may be distributed freely, anywhere, in any form as long as the contents herein remain unchanged. " life is hard, and so am i, you better give me somethin so i dont die " - eels -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (A) %% welcome Hello again, welcome to luna digizine .. this will be the last volume (4 issues) that I will have welcome/closing sections in luna. It'll just be plain straight out writing from me. I'll continue doing them for the rest of this volume, just to keep continuity. Pinkerton (weezer) rocks! those people from pinkerton who are doing the lawsuit suck. Oh well, get it and the eels " beautiful freak ", it's pretty good as well, and its pretty cheap at blockbuster music, like $7 or something. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________ ___ ________ ____ ________ __________________ | __)____| |------- `------.__________ `| | | _ | | | _ _ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _______ |_______ |______| |______` | `------`------'------`------'------`------'------`------' %% table of contents A :: welcome 1 :: mons goblin raiders -- (stupid story) 2 :: rocketship -- (poem) 3 :: goodtimes -- (poem) 4 :: when im older -- (poem) Z :: closing -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (1) %% mons goblin raiders you cant make that move! you have to roll snake eyes to move your cannon! what are you doing!! grrr grrrr no i dont, i can move as many spaces as i want on that roll. i shrug it off, why cant *he* be fair? oh forget it, this game sucks no no.. ill keep playing, you can cheat if you want *your* the one whos cheating, anyway, i just moved my goblin raiders, you know, MONS goblin raiders err, ok, so what? well dont you get it, i just moved *mons* goblin raiders, not just any ole goblin raiders, that gives me a +5 attack bonus. no it doesnt yes it does!! and why would that be? cause theyre *mons* goblin raiders you fewlio! oh shutup yeah right, im serious, i get a +5 attack bonus, therefore i choose to kill your cannon with my *mons* goblin raiders i quit, this is bullshit, im goin home fine ok, im never coming back, ever .. yeah right im serious, seeya, never coming back .. ok ok, you win, lets go blow something up *ok* -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (2) %% rocketship im takin a rocketship to a place far away to find myself on a block of cheese to lose whats left of my mind with my little green friends im alive, like you, on this block, of cheese my rocketship took me here, i sure wish you could be here, with me on my big sphere of cheese theres no one here, to play with me but all is mine, all i see and i want to share, my cheddar wealth with the people of earth, to please myself to fly my rocketship .. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (3) %% goodtimes were kickin back, in the breeze of a cool summers day radios on high, what a great song talk bout girls & cars or maybe that face, found on mars cares and crimes dismissed just relaxin, no worries of what could happen to us why isn't it always like this? who knows, who cares im talkin bout goodtimes -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (4) %% when im older maybe when im older, ill learn how to write maybe ill take over and forefit the fight that ive brought myself into, ant out of again the one i started, just the other night but maybe i wont, maybe ill stay in this gladiators pit, with a bigass lion bob dillan im not, but maybe when im older. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Z) %% closing wow, a lot more poetry that issue hmm .. snore .. alksjlakjf;lkj ae -------------------------------------------------------------------------- eeyore (gerritt baer) can be contacted via email (oceans@gate.net) or snailmail (1189 hillsboro mile #6, hillsboro beach fl 33062). --------------------------------------------------------------------------