*-----------------------------------(S.M.P.)----------------------------------* Issue # 1 - Seductive Monkey Poses 0 \/___, From the editor: This is a new zine which will contain a variety of things. If you have any suggestions or comments feel free to e-mail me at Jane@digital.csionline.com . Thank you. -Jane *-----------------------------------------------------------------------------* February 19, 1996 I killed a man tonight I stabbed him in the heart he screamed and he bled the look in his eyes before he fell made me shudder. but that's ok because everything will be better in the morning, right? I lied to my father today. I told him a falsehood to cover up what i had done. I lied well for the first time You should have seen how gullable he was, and how he believed me. i feel guilty now, but that is ok - everything will be better in the morning. I deceived my lover today. He will never know of my affair with another man. I gave another man what i promised to my lover. But that is ok it is almost morning. -Jane *)-----------------( )-------------------------------( )-----------------* "to swallow the butterfly" I see the horses I feel the pain Raising my umbrella to repel the rain Trudging the muck of an unrecognized destiny Paying the price of a disingenuous felony Grasping a hand that isn't there Grating the lettuce with none to share Sharing the emptiness i feel inside Killing the fear i try to hide Walking the road i reluctantly travel Covering the dirt, blood. and gravel To swallow the butterfly i rid the pain Pulling the sword of the dragon i'd slain Weeping the loss of a familar friend Completing the task to the very end Riding to the sunset i have conquered my fear Chivalry lives shedding more than a tear Peeling the rank of an impeccable prince Living a peasant without dollars but cents By Starfrog Copyright 1996 */\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/* --------- One day.. I was going shopping at the grocery store. Jubjub was there to. It might be noted that we got 3 boxes of fruit rollups.. which are addictive. If they illeagelized them.. the price would skyrocket. Everyone I know is a junky. Since this is supposed to be a buisness lesson.. or at least the title says so.. I think I will put in alot of ways to earn money without having to actually do much work. LESSON ONE: The Fruit Rollup Scam --- For advanced fruit rollup scammers only --- Ok.. what you do.. is go to a grocery store, And scope out the fruit rollup section. Then.. have your partner start making a little distraction.. such as running naked through the aisles.. yelling "I'M A REPUBLICAN NUDIST!!" or something like that. Most of the security will be called in to restrain him/her (works best with a female ).Then fill up a shopping cart with all of the fruit rollups or spinnoffs on display.. and run off. Most of the security will be gone from the door.. and the rest just run through. Make sure to conceal your face. Your partner usually gets off with nothing but a slap on the wrist or a rat tail in the ass or something. When you get him/her out of jail, go to another grocery store.. with you making the distraction this time. Once you have cleaned out most of the big suppliers.. you can pick junkies off of the street and sell the stuff for an inflated price. Another trick is to divert trucks. Just be creative. -Nybar @----------------------'-----,---------------'--------,-----------------------@ Look for the next lesson in issue 2 of SMP!!!!! @-----------------------------------------------------------------------------@ Random thoughts: "If you ever shoot yourself in the mouth with an AK-47 , just remember that you'll probably lock your grip down when the first bullet penetrates your brain, so don't put more than one bullet in the clip, or you'll waste all the rest of that ammo shooting a dead man." -Gaurdian "Sometimes I think if I let Forest Gump inspire me, that I would end up on some train heading who knows where and not coming back for a long time." -linuXchic "...girls are dumb." -metalchic GRAMMER PROPER -NYBAR!!! --------------------------- Nybar "I think that cheese is good. Tastes good" Mogel "It does? By the way, use grammer proper" Nybar "Oh.. ok.. I will use grammer proper" Mogel "And put me not in anymore of your ridiculous stories" Nybar "Ciao." Mogel "Bye." &-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-&-<>-& Any questions , comments, suggestions or submissions : send to Jane@digital.csionline.com Look for issue #2 soon! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- (c) SMP Published , produced and edited by Jane (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@) (@)