_____ _ |_ _| |__ ___ | | | '_ \ / _ \ | | | | | | __/ |_| |_| |_|\___| _____ _____ _____ | | __| _ | _____ | | | __| |_| | |_____| |__|__|_____|_____| ______ __________ / ____ \ _____ |____ ____| ____ _ | / \_|___ |\ /||__ __||\ | || | _ | \ |\ | | | | / \ | \_/ | | | | \ | || |/ _ \ | ~ / | \ | | | | _| O | | |\_/| | _| |_ | |\ \| || | __/ | |\ \ | |\ \| | | \____/ \___/ |_| |_||_____||_| \__||__|\___\ |_| \_\|_| \__| \______/ E-MAG -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- The Neo-Comintern Installment 3 We are The 5th International February 19th, 1998 Editor: The BoSS MC Assistant Editor: Komrade B Writers: Komrade B The BoSS MC -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- EDITOR'S NOTE This is the original premiere Neo-Comintern. I thought I deleted it, but I was wrong. "Video Games" -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- Featured in this installment: I LOVE YOU, YUKI!- Komrade B YOUNG MC WAS RIGHT- The BoSS MC DODGE THIS, FASCIST!- Komrade B VIRTUAL KUNG FU- The BoSS MC -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- I Love You, Yuki! By Komrade B Last night I had the privelage- no, the honour of playing a title called Gals Panic, and let me tell you it has changed my life. Each girl was a challenge, you found, and as you progressed with them through each stage you grew to love them more and more. The only disappointment I had with the game was there was not enough about the girls themselves. Who are they? What are their hobbies? Do they support Communism. Probably, because they are Vietnamese and we know how great a Communist nation that was. Note that we finished the game, and even though we wanted to finish it, I couldn't help but feel empty, as though part of me died when those gals disappeared. Oh yeah, I think in the sequel there should be more girls, and an option to print those sexy pictures. Thank you. -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- Young MC Was Right by The BoSS MC Well, I played bust a move yesterday, and I was inspired greatly by it. I was not only pleased by this game, but also disgusted. Aren't those the Bubble Bobble guys? Shouldn't they be saving the world from monsters on a hundred level quest for their girlfriends? Also, I would like to know why their bubbles now come from a satchel. I personally know Bub and Bob, and I am not the only one to recognize that the bubbles come not from the sack, but from their hearts. Also, why are these bubbles now diferent colors? Bubbles, as some of you may or may not know, are transparent. These bubbles are obviously not even transluscent. or maybe they are, I forget. ANYWAY, the bubbles seemed to stick together in clusters before, but now they are connected seemingly by some type of magnetic force, building up until they eventually crush and kill the little dragons. Now for some reason, once a cluster of three bubbles of the same color join together they become extremely volatile, perhaps isotopic in nature. I have talked to many of the scientists at the university and in our secret communist science labs, but nobody has been able to give me a scientific explaination for the premise of this game. Researcher Dr. J.E.J. said this: "From my extensive research, my hypothesis is that this game is fun" after experiments were completed, his collegue, dr Yon Gabriel said: "We are unable to come up with a thesis for this game. we must continue with months of extensive research in the campus comfectionary arcade" when I consulted my psychiatrist about this, he said: "Why don't they just pop the bubbles with their heads like in the first one?" In conclusion, I would like to say that although I have found little about Bust a Move, other than the fact that there was a song written about it, I did learn a valuable lesson in self-worth. -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- Dodge This, Fascist! By Komrade B Just imagine if you played this game. Think of what it would be like if instead of wars and murders people were forced to compete in Dodge Ball games. Or, if they refuse I'll haul their asses to the monster labour camps. So instead of shooting some dead, (although the thought has entertained me many times) A hard edged non-biased game of SUPER DODGE BALL shalt be implemented, and we can resolve our petty differences that way. Imagine seeing me, BMC, and the newly revived Lenin zinging balls off of the heads of famous facists. Just think about that for a while, and while you are thinking about that you might want to think about the evil and fast growing MAVO oraganization. Thankyou. -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- Virtual KungFu By The BoSS MC I woke up this morning and the world was in levels. My entire life was based on running straight forward towards certain death at the hands of five sons of the devil, who entertained me greatly, then killed me. So, I got out of bed and some purple guys started trying to grab me, and my only options were to kick or punch them. Then I had to fight 6 midgets to get to the next level so I could take a shower. When I went to the kitchen I had to fight two guys throwing knives at me, then there was a guy who beat me with a truncheon, and I sweep kicked him repeatedly untill he fell through the floor and made a spring sound. Then some snakes fell on my head, and I kicked the poop out of some boomerang guy who was sitting in my TV spot. Then a black slum lord was sitting in front of my car, but I sweep kicked him many times, and he fell through the sidewalk. Then there was this magic guy in the car and he threw his head at me, and I had to give him 3 low punches. Then I got to the next level and there were bees and I got to this super wimpy end guy and I killed him and then I went to bed. P.S. 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