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(`V-)the Now, we realize this is nothing |_| warez? new, but it's for the old school. |__) Dedicated, and by most suckers hated -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- Featured in this installment: WHERZE DA WAREZ? or KWEST 4 OPZ CLOSING MESSAGE -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- WHEREZ DA WAREZ Ahh, the eternal struggle of the computerist; how can I be elite? Well, this is the story of one young man on a journey to the top of the IRC. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Session Start: Tue Mar 31 16:12:17 1998 *** Now talking in #anarchism huh?? just being without identity wherez da wares? haha that was a strange argument can i have opz? nooo this is anarchy, right? not a plutocracy who said that it wasn't? can u see anyone with ops here??? u know why.... oh, you have opz Because...epsas our op holder there is sleeping so, i can have opz then? 0pz!!11! boss what are you going to do with your op once you have it? GIMMEE YOUR OPZ, FOOL! satisfy your ego that longs after recognition? hehehe ???? what? Do u know this guy nightrage? I am gonna give opz to everyone to instate true anarchy to this chanel why ops? no, I don't nightrage, i know you OPZ RULE! who are u Boss? I am the forerunner of anarchy on the weeb you there boss hmmmmmmmm ??? OPZ are the TOPZ No wonder ur names boss... ? thanx no prob does anybody want elite source codes for AI im computer illetirate here rum and gunpowder for me, thanx GIMMEE OPZ OR GET THE CAT-O-NINE! i'm computer illegitimate he heh the bastard card so? hmmm how does one respond to "So?" tell him arkade..... hmmmmm y we dont have ops here are you guys all AI school me arkane if i had ops i wouldn't give you one if i had OPZ i would give you 2 i normally give the ones who dont scream for one? But no one has ops here sooo...................... *** NATOK (~almar@vs-pc5.nlr.nl) has joined #anarchism uhh, i have opz No ones giving JACK SHIT hey natok poor jack lol nice one boss... hey madball sort off thankz...that's just me, your fiendly neighbourhood op the op is my op and your op boss -are ye blind ? da only one with ops is asleep and that's epsas no, i have opz and so do you i'm an op, he's an op, wouldn't you like to be an op 2? no you dont have jack shit and jack aint here * BoSS_MC HAZ OPZ arkade, is that some kind of southern humour? wayahhhoooo brb are you guyz into hate crimez? all i know is he waz into field hockey playerz.... what u mean by hatecrimez....... you guys really are starting to like me, aren't you? but you kinda get annoying Session Close: Tue Mar 31 16:27:45 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 16:28:14 1998 *** Now talking in #atheism hello? gutentach guten morgen hi danka shane speciba mikrowellen ofen ah huh fahrfregnugen il sprachen ze doitch? yeah i had one of them, but the wheels fell off :( B.O.O.Y.A.A.! 178 beeyatch you are too exciting for me, i must rest now Session Close: Tue Mar 31 16:31:04 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 16:32:27 1998 *** Now talking in #christchurch *** Zakalwe (oiu@ppp66215.chch.planet.org.nz) has joined #christchurch <^Dall^> np <^Dall^> la la la la jesus ruelz!! <^Dall^> i'm boooooooored WORD TO JESUS! * ^Dall^ throws a tantrum and stamps her foot on the floor boss: not a christain channel Boss Mc, um so does sex, whats ya point? do the vaccuuming then umm, yes it is <^Dall^> hey this aint for christiands * kidwork is working :) and talking and typeing wow :) 3 thing's at once :) * ^Dall^ looks at teacake weirdly....i aint THAT bored prove it <^Dall^> :) this ain't a christian channel I SAID PROVE IT <^Dall^> look at the topic ya moron Bodd Boss. do u practise anal sex <^Dall^> boss even *** Volly changes topic to "Welcome to Christchurch city NEW ZEALAND! bestest little place in the entire galaxy" <^Dall^> lol scoobs < BoSS_MC> sex with jesus RUELZ! Session Close: Tue Mar 31 16:33:54 1998 Session Start: Tue Mar 31 16:36:09 1998 * Logging #christchurch to: [#christc.log] hell boss hey, what is the problem hello even no christian crap, ok you were right the first time jimi :) what problem? boos: this is not a gosh darn it christain channel, so why don't you gosh darn it out of here? BOSS: THIS AIN:T A CHRISTIAN CHANNEL Session Close: Tue Mar 31 16:52:38 1998 (I left this channel because I was summoned by someone else) Session Start: Tue Mar 31 16:36:30 1998 boss, #christchurch, is NOT a christain channel. #christchurch is a city in New Zealand why can't i say the word jesus on a channel that uses the word christ in the title what can i chat about on that page? are there any other limits on expression of thought i should know about? because we are getting sick to death of people assuming it's a christain channel that's not enough of a reason to boot me, though.... um, no swearing is the other major thing did i swear? You were warned 3 times at least, yet you continued. that is why you were booted and if so, why didn't i get a warning? i didn't get a warning... you were warned for talking about christ several times. ok, what else can't i talk about then? australia? that's in the title too, isn't it? just dont swear, and avoid christain crap. you should be OK. if i talked about moses or ra, would i be booted too? if not, this is a fascist chanell without freedom of religion why don't you change the topic as to avoid confusion.... i know that many people have been as offended as you, if not more so it depends on exactly what you say.. discussions on Christlook, we dont like people coming in the channel on the assumption it is a christain channel cause of the name.. it gets damned annoying that is why people get kicked for talkign about god. if you were to mention god, would YOU get kicked out? check out the title, it says welcome to christchurch city. I wouldnt mention god unles sit was to warn someone not to mention god well, the beast of hell obviously reigns here :( wel dont like satinists either ok, i'll leave your site FOREVER, just tell lord darkenbeast i said hi we get both christains and satinists who want to stirr.. they get kicked too does somebody have to be athiest to access this channel? no. we have christains.. or perhaps.......COMMUNIST? but with a name like christchurch, we get all the christains, and all the people who want to stirr up the christains it gets very annoying. are you listening to me? If you dont like the rules you dont have to stay. but we have many people of variong beliefs. Can I have OPZ now? definately not allowed WHERZ DA WAREZ? now you are getting obnoxious only now? I'm da pope. Session Close: Tue Mar 31 16:52:14 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 17:25:21 1998 *** Now talking in #extremefemaletorture OP ME! Well, Sir...my parents were ill, and Master took care of me from then on... aha We was a family friend... He OP ME! Go away, BoSS....whoever you are! oh b quiet Boss :) WHEREZ DA WAREZ? BOOYAA Session Close: Tue Mar 31 17:27:44 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 17:20:39 1998 *** Now talking in #e|ite_warez hi WHEREZ DA WAREZ! hi mycro *** Mycroft1 sets mode: +o spyder *** Evil1 sets mode: -o spyder !op spyder WHAREZ MY DAE 0?!??! :) thanx can i have opz? you can have a nuke lmao thats all you wil get from me NO a nuke? is that a DAE 0 NUKE? that a prick of a thing almost like you CAN I HAVE OPZ WITH DAT NUKE? *** Mycroft1_ (reece@souem.lnk.telstra.net) has joined #e|ite_warez !op spyder *** Evil1 sets mode: +o spyder there *** Mycroft1_ has quit IRC (Mycroft1_ has no reason) *** WiKeD has quit IRC (Ping timeout for WiKeD[ppp144.snowcrest.n et]) word DIS IS K-RAD wats up SPYDER- OP ME damn ip address of my linux box is diff have to fix that no he cant I KAN FIX DAT 4 U *** Mycroft1 sets mode: +o Gremlin *** Evil1 sets mode: -o Gremlin if you want ops here you have to apply see PLEASE LET ME BE DOWN WIT YOU I'M BEGGIN 4 OPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and quit asking for them or get kicked!!! man you got a long leg den and thats the only warning you will get YOU GOTZ SOM LONG LEGZ Session Close: Tue Mar 31 17:24:57 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 17:28:17 1998 *** Now talking in #finland nää, jag är en gut english :) please *** timzi has quit IRC (fuck you all) i am sorry ok :) damn... i want my ops... why are u here often 'am that manz&ulti... they are soooo away hahaha,han forstår ingenting im operator man jag vet man, now what do i talk about... he heee nei stakkars blah, jag har studerat svenska 7 år =P så det är ju samma talar vi engelska eller svenska okej :) Svenska onx naisii ok men rular säger att...its not allowed to use sweadish :) ei oo nei,engelsk Inglish??? sure man ja where'z da wharez gimme opz and warez right now! blah, jag har studerat svenska 7 år =P käft du! heheheheh.... gimme a brake :) * Ultima returned (away: 4h 3m) UUuulti anna opit :) *yawn* oonki jo venaillu :) hihihih *** Ultima sets mode: +o eXo jupjup... vittu! siitä sait! hehe can i have opz now? mc: WARNING 1/3 mc: WARNING 2/3 =) iz dat warning 4 me? heheheheh.... gimme a brake :) yeah suuuuure just det i prefer english :) manne.. so?? yeah how old r u CARLY and eXo so,where do Manne live? im 16 wat waz my warning for waz it 4 "vittu"? Pargas and u? * eXo is 16 i am 16 too yeah and for begging siisti so dont do it MC, Last Warning about your language. * BoSS_MC is 81 are we all 16??? it seems so jentten :) not all... I'm older... ultima...i only speak english...can you tell me what that word means in english? oh and u? do u want to know what "vittu" is BoSS_MC? yes, very much...i am from canada and i heard some guy mutter the word at work once what does it mean? so dont do it eXo, eeeeeeeeeeh... its what girls have but not boys heheh manne do you mean breasts or a vulva? vittu=cunt manne, right.... *heh* exactly yeah... ic fy faaan jaha hehehehhe so, speaking of opz, how can i get them? * eXo ENGLISH! *smile* u cant get those dette her er jo helt sprøtt * Manne slaps BoSS_MC around a bit with a large trout why not? MC, not from bot of us (exo or me)... 'cause u dont have the second head yeah Manne, no slapping out there... thats why sorry bot = both i just think that boss_mc is stupid so, speaking of opz, how can i get them? who knows? hih :) umm, all that stuff dosen't translate well and i do have a second head and a third r u guys computer nerds??? your second head is on your penis, huuhuh cool MC, ya have to be a Beoplebrox to get OP's here... (if you don't know who is zaphod beoblebrox, go and read Hickacrs guide to the galazy) butt-head well send a pic of you to me and an dna sample exo, niin menee... hahaa I guess u all are and i have the "goldheart"! i believe you mean hitchhikers guide to the galaxy vad, CARLY? :) cool carly: sure :) förlåt har vi alldeles glömt dig MC, just that... i am sorry manne! !/3 ENGLISH! manne, your apology is accepted oops sorry manne, *ENGLISH!!!* det er greit carly 1/3 CARLY, YOU TOO... sorry! =) are you guys speaking english for my benefit? srict order here :) (c8 MC, just that... MC, it just a way to get everyone understand what OP's speaking.. *grin* so, is that why i'm not an op? eXo, do you have check out my new web site lately ? Mc, nope. nope... hey, can i pretend i'm an op here? ca i tell all my friends? Mc, nope. =) and that 'am slowly you not an op, coz ya don't hav @-sign... so u rule everything around here? howdy exo, ok, but I have to leave at last at 3:20pm... damn... put it on topic :) ok? :) C, maybe, maybe not... carly, yep, i'm an op here :) *** Ultima changes topic to "Look@ : http://linux.lapua.fi/~ultim a/" *** Ultima changes topic to "Look@ : http://linux.lapua.fi/~ultim a/ - eXo , ya asked that... (c8" hehehehhehe :) i just drew a @ on my screen in felt marker exo, ok, but I have to leave at last at 3:20pm... (c8 nii-in.... Mc, but it won't help.. *smile* ultima, i'll start slow, but maybe, just maybe, someday... *** Manne has quit IRC (Leaving) carly, yep, i'm an op here :) :))) and NOW ITS END!!! :)()) gotta go see ya! Smoke! *** eXo (playboy@pkkpc211.lib.lpt.fi) has left #finland yeah,it would be so nice with a smoke pssst...ultima Mc, maybe... Mc, yap ? umm...can you give me.....? *** charaf has quit IRC (Write error to charaf[194.204.199.211], closing link) psssst ultima :))) *** Ilkka (joku@195.148.209.246) has joined #finland can i be your friend? *** Ilkka (joku@195.148.209.246) has left #finland *** charaf (~cc@194.204.199.211) has joined #finland Session Close: Tue Mar 31 17:54:34 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 17:58:34 1998 *** Now talking in #funwarez I WANT PHUN I WANT ELITE WAREZ!!! *** AntiSane sets mode: +b *!*@*.sk.sympatico.ca Session Close: Tue Mar 31 17:58:52 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 18:08:02 1998 *** Now talking in #godz my favorite is ra Session Close: Tue Mar 31 18:08:42 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 18:17:00 1998 *** Now talking in #hanson *** Beguile sets mode: +v duh_gurl ? is that their names? what about pauline hanson? mmm-bop is dreamy. it took me on a never ending journey of love. she kicks ass love for music, that is, boss..how old are u? i lost my anal virginity while listening to hanson i'm 10 anal virginity? at 10! dats cool yes, and it was zac hanson that did it!! Session Close: Tue Mar 31 18:22:23 1998 ============================================================================= Session Start: Tue Mar 31 18:25:14 1998 *** Now talking in #kotari hh I HAVE OPZ!!!! hi Dhooni *** Loly has quit IRC (ford) *** nnn (~a@klg-58-110.tm.net.my) has left #kotari GIMMMEEEE OPZ *** nnn (~a@klg-58-110.tm.net.my) has joined #kotari OPZ O HAVE IOPZ warez da warez <^Nicola> Nicola gives rappe a rose...@-->---- hi, rape nicolaaa.......thanx dhoonee where'd ya get the name? hi boss