_____ _ |_ _| |__ ___ | | | '_ \ / _ \ | | | | | | __/ |_| |_| |_|\___| _____ _____ _____ | | __| _ | _____ | | | __| |_| | |_____| |__|__|_____|_____| ______ __________ / ____ \ _____ |____ ____| ____ _ | / \_|___ |\ /||__ __||\ | || | _ | \ |\ | | | | / \ | \_/ | | | | \ | || |/ _ \ | ~ / | \ | | | | _| O | | |\_/| | _| |_ | |\ \| || | __/ | |\ \ | |\ \| | | \____/ \___/ |_| |_||_____||_| \__||__|\___\ |_| \_\|_| \__| \______/ E-MAG -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- The Neo-Comintern Installment 14 We are The 5th International April 12th, 1998 Editor: The BoSS MC Assistant Editor: Komrade B Writers: BMC Komrade B -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- Featured in this installment: The Plight Of The Proletariat- BMC Weather Traffikers- Komrade B -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- THE PLIGHT OF THE PROLETARIAT By BMC ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, to break it down, I moved to London and now I have to find a job. I don't like the thought of job hunting, because it seems like it is more tiring than actually working a 9 to 5. Every day I look for jobs, it will be 50% more difficult to maintain a positive attitude. This figure is based on the fact that I have been looking for 3 days now, and I have only 12.5% of the enthusiasm I had the first day. Now, it is entirely possible that a igga like me could excel at a job like fast food worker or janitor, but I am looking for a job more along the lines of Navy Corporal or neuro surgeon. I have been rejected from a few jobs along those lines, but considering the fact that I don't have access to a car, it is all fair and well. It's kinda funny, but there are no jobs for E-Mag writers or editors in the London Free Press. Funny, indeed, considering the many many ads that saturated the pages of the beloved Star Phoenix (though they were generally paid for by me, but that's another song). I was at a book store today, and I noticed an entire section dedicated to "Find A Job" and "Working On Your Resume" type books. I think these writers are talentless hacks who can't find their own bloody jobs, so they write books to convince someone else that they have all the answers. The main reason they write books is probably to make others think that they really could find a job if their lazy asses wanted to. It is only a coincidence that their entire lives are paid for by the money, perhaps even the last dollars or grocery money of the unemployed. This is a disgusting idea, you must agree. They charge outrageous prices to the poorest people in our society. They could at least deliver thier stupid glibs for free, or at least for bargain prices. Now, some people consider me a modern day hero, and I will not dispute that fact, so here is my FREE guide to finding a job; the same simple rules that I myself have been following: (keep in mind that because it is free, I will not make any claims that it will work; in fact, it will probably destroy all chances of you actually getting a job) -On your resume, make sure to indicate that you are a G-I-A-N-T -Let your potential employer know that you are an active socialist radical -Hmm, ok, that was the proverbial one-trick pony Now that I've made a fool out of myself, much like one does when applying for a job, we are on the same level, and I can continue with my discursive dissertation. If Canada, or at least London was Communist, I would be guaranteed a job from the government, though I would probably be sent to the caverns to mine copper. This would be better than no job at all, I suppose, but the rub would be that I would return home to my basement apartment to a feast of raw beets and lard pudding. So, although I have no job, I am still better off than the bulk of the uninformed masses. Time. -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- WEATHER TRAFFIKERS By Komrade B ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now it is time for you to think about some very relevant things. The people who traffic in weather. Why does the guy here always buy shitty weather? Think about that. Also, think about the fact that when we are in control we are opting for more pleasant sunny days instead of this pricey cold weather. And instead, this cold weather shall be sent to France to make the dreary existance of the monster labour campees even that more dreary. Also, think about the guy who invented work. I'd like to kick his ass. Think about that, and on the same topic I'd also like to kick his brother's ass. You know, that guy that invented eight hour days. Think about that. People always start off small talk with the weather. Those that don't are weather traffikers, and must be defeated. I propose that small talk start off with politics and more importantly Communism, and the many, many pros, and so very few cons that only actually apply to the Fascists anyways. Thank you The End -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- ___________________________________________________ |THE COMINTERN IS AVAILIABLE ON THE FOLLOWING BBS'S | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | BRING ON THE NIGHT (306) 373-4218 | | CLUB PARADISE (306) 978-2542 | | THE GATEWAY THROUGH TIME (306) 373-9778 | |___________________________________________________| |Website http://www.sfn.saskatoon.sk.ca/~ad357 | |Email The BoSS MC at manta1@hotmail.com | |___________________________________________________| -\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/- Copyright (c) 1998 Comintern Publications and The Boss MC All Rights Reserved. #14-4/12/98