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I'm sorry to add that it never will. In this issue, though, I will attempt to explain a tad bit more about our immortal leader Count Dante, and I will also touch down on a few mandates of the MLP. If you have any further questions, we can be reached on the Anti-Conspiracy Network. PaX. odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo ";P' COUNT DANTEISM d' by BMC ;P d'. .,;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;,"*,; Figurehead for the Monster Labour Party, Count Dante is best known for creating what became known as "the politic of death". No information is known about Dante's birth, and as far as scholars can tell, he could be an eternal being, and may in fact be God. In 1976, he founded Danteism, a fierce fundament which represents the savage side of humanity. Though many of his campaigns have been questioned by his subjects, some of his hard-hitting reforms include the following: -legalization of murder -publically funded doctor assisted suicide -judicial system replaced by immediate trial and execution -corporal punishment for petty crimes such as traffic offences -militia replaced by Count Dante and Jean Charest: the martial duo Though Dante has no platform in regards to taxes, global trade, social security, or anything else mildly related to the social infrastructure, you just can't argue with his advertizing slogan, "Vote Dante, or he'll kill you." In 1979, Dante approached the British Monarchy and demanded that he be respected as rightful heir to the throne. He served as king for seven years, then he passed the throne back to Queen Elizabeth. Dante returned to Canada in 1986, and ever since then he has been serving as a local MLA. He is known for his relentless pursuit of justice as well as for his mysterious dissappearance in early 1992. In 1999, Count Dante has resurfaced and demands that his rightful position of Saskatchewan MLA be filled. odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo ";P' MONSTER LABOUR PARTY '01 d' by BMC ;P d'. .,;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;,"*,; When we started the "Monster Labour Party" earlier this year, we had great hopes of a clean sweep in the federal election. Well, we've recently discovered that the next federal election won't be happening until sometime in 2001, but don't worry, we'll just hop in the time machine and see you then. Damn. Oh well, looking at the half-full glass I'd have to say that it just gives us more time to campaign and let you know what the Monster Labour Party promises for the future. If you haven't heard our platform, by all means read this exerpt from our party handbook: "...the Monster Labour Party is first and foremost a group of evil communist politicians, founded in 1998. Our hard-hitting political reforms include, but are not limited to, ideas and concepts such as the MONSTER LABOUR CAMPS, equal rights for Zombies, time travel to promote global trade, eradication of MoOn MonsTars, the land bridge, a bridge to the moon, the raising of Atlantis, and the three cent coin." (chapter 8, verse 10) When we take over, erh I mean get elected, you will see a government that is amusing to young and old alike. By telepathic communication with our cohort, Count Dante, I have been told that the Monster Labour Party will, in fact, be victorious. Now that the big question has been answered, you are probably wondering what else we are going to do to...erh, I mean FOR the citizens. The first order of business will be to crush and obliterate all former oponents of the Communist Global Empire. The next trick is to let loose the secret military police. After that, the population will be in fear and we can rule however we please. Hopefully, we will become corrupt and create a system where 10% of the people control 80% of the wealth. If this ever happens, we will change our name to the Democratic Global Empire. People say that communism has never been given the chance to succeed. That is partially true. Although the idea of communism as a whole is undisputably considered the most productive and one of the otherwise best forms of government by the politically educated community, the system has never proven to put forth an efficient leader. Well, Castro seems to be doing quite well, but I've never actually seen anything other than the news video feeds that are processed through the heavily capitalist and anti-communist US of A. Well fuck the good old boys, because democracy has never been proven to work either. Democracy originally was a reference to Plato's idea of a society where all of the citizens have input to the going-ons of government. That system is also, by definition, a corrupt one. If it were not corrupt, then it would be referred to as a polity. At least the bastards admit that much. The type of system we live in (since obviously nobody has noticed) is called an oligarchy. This is a system where a minority rules (and is still corrupt). Yes, believe it or not, but we don't actually make any government decisions other than which out of two corrupt parties we are going to vote for. Well, it dosent have to be so cut and dry. Vote Monster Labour Party this year, and we will castrate all of the people on "Open Mike" (who operate in alliance with MAVO). This may not have anything to do with solving the problems that plague Canada, but at least it is a start! odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo ___________________________________________________ |THE COMINTERN IS AVAILIABLE ON THE FOLLOWING BBS'S | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | BRING ON THE NIGHT (306) 373-4218 | | CLUB PARADISE (306) 978-2542 | | THE GATEWAY THROUGH TIME (306) 373-9778 | |___________________________________________________| | Website at: http://members.home.com/comintern | | Email BMC at: thebmc@home.com | |___________________________________________________| odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo Copyright 1999 by The Neo-Comintern #66-06/09/99 All content is property of The Neo-Comintern. You may redistribute this document, although no fee can be charged and the content must not be altered or modified in any way. 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