qn, d&&&&&&&&P ;P d&b d&&P ;P d' d' d' d&; d' ;P ;&,e&q, .c&&q, ;P`&; ;P .c&&q, ,c&&q, d' dP~ `b ;P' `& d' `&; d';P' `& ;P' `d ;P ;P ;P dB&&&&P ;P `&;;P dB&&&&P d P d&&P d' d' d' &, , d' `&d' &, , &, .,d' d&&P &&& &&& `&&&P' d&&P `P `&&&P' `&&&P , ,e&&&q,a ,nP' d' ;P' `d' "' d&&&P d' " ,c&&q, q&,e&q,e&q, q&P q&,e&q, ;P' ,c&&q, q&,e&q q&,e&q, ;P ;P' `d dP~ `B~ `b dP dP~ `b d' ;P' `& dP~ `P dP `b d' , d P ;P ;P ;P ;P ;P ;P ;P dB&&&&P ;P ;P ;P &, .,d' &, .,d' d' d' d' d' d' d' d' , &, , d' d' d' `Y&&&P' `&&&P' &&b ;P d&P &&b &&b d&P `&P' `&&&P' &&b &&b d&P odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo t h e n e o - c o m i n t e r n e l e c t r o n i c m a g z i n e I n s t a l l m e n t N u m b e r 6 7 .WE ARE THE 5th INTERNATIONAL .June 15th, 1999 .Editor: BMC .Writers: .Gnarly Wayne .Komrade B .BMC odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo ";P' Featured in this installment: `$ $ Predictions For A New Millennium- Komrade B $ The Struggle For Equality- BMC ;P Umar And Alfonzo Go Fishing- Gnarly Wayne d' ;P d'. .,;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;,"*,; EDITOR'S NOTE hi. odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo ";P' PREDICTIONS FOR A NEW MILLENNIUM d' by Komrade B ;P d'. .,;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;,"*,; Well as we prepare for the millenium. I would like to talk about some things that were suppose to happen and may still..... As I was watching Stanley Kubrick's masterpiece 2001 Space Odyssey, some things were brought to my attention. Apparently we should be ripping all over the space around our planet. Sometime within the next year and a half we should find a big obelisk buried on the moon and then we can touch it. I am proud to say that I found one in my backyard. I hacked it into small blocks and made a walkway out of the bricks. So when we find this block I can't wait until they make that talking HAL computer and then go to Jupiter. While they are there, those of us on Earth should be enjoying some of those luxuries promised on television. First off when we are not flying around in our flying saucer cars we will have moving sidewalks that whisk us away to our destinations. Our pet cats and dogs will go to school and be as smart as us, and join us as we go on our crazy travels through time. I heard somewhere that spaghetti was going to be replaced by oral sex, and we would all wear multi-colored cloaks and spandex. I personally hope they don't get rid of spahgetti........ I also heard that we will have lots of cyborgs in the near future. I also heard from a reliable resource (Animal) that precisely one third of Asians are already cyborgs. I don't believe that, but I heard when they do make cyborgs they will have a shortened life span and will not be allowed on the Earth. If they come to Earth we have to hunt them down and kill them. I also heard that the roles may be reversed and it will be us humans who are hunted by cyborgs who are after our organs. Another possibility is that the worlds governments will be overthrown in favour of a single all-powerful government. All those who resist this new power will be sent to Monster Labour Camps. I don't know where this idea came from but it definitely has merit. There may be war but I doubt it. I think a more viable option will be that aliens will be sick of us sending radio signals into space and they will come and wipe us out. I kind of look forward to that, because when you read this and it happens I can laugh and say "Told you so!" and then I will be vaporized by an alien photon. In other areas I predict that snoop and drizzay will get back together and dominate the first quarter of the new century with platinum album after platinum album. I believe aliens will demand that we kill Eminem and destroy all traces of his music so that we and the space creatures need not endure it anymore. I predict two marriages in the Neo-Comintern in the next millenium. Cog to Cats, and me to BMC. Both will be beautiful. Peterson will have successfully captured nearly 40% of the worlds copper and begin purchasing small countries. A never before seen Mang-slaughter will circulate to underground college groups of the writers of The Comintern engaging in homosexual activities. 2-Pac will resurrect as a zombie and usurp the leadership of Mr.Iggy as Overblord of the zombie nation. I'm sure there are many more. If you have any to add to the list or would just like to dispute the ones listed, feel free to e-mail me. I would love comments on my work. odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo ";P' THE STRUGGLE FOR EQUALITY d' by BMC ;P d'. .,;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;,"*,; In order to prove that my communist forces which will be overthrowing in a few days aren't completely evil, I will tell you a little bit about our hopes for equality in the new regime. In the current system the wage of the proletariat varies from minimum wage to amounts which soar at over TEN DOLLARS per hour! Well in the new system private ownership will be abolished, everybody will earn the same amount of money, and we'll finally see a system of true equality. I went out and did some research, and the first thing that I noticed was that people weren't physically equal. Sure there are lots of people that look, talk and dress exactly the same, but those are mostly high school students who are expressing their individuality. What we're going to have to see more of in the future is cloning and genetic engineering. Yep, I'm talking about old fashoined eugenics, just like the gool old nazis used to do. That will be nice and evil, erh, I mean non-evil. heh heh Then we'll make sure that everybody gets the same wage. We'll start with oh say ZERO dollars per hour. Yep, that will work. Then we'll begin to abide by Marx's "To each according to his needs, from each according to his abilities." First we'll put solar panels and computer brains into everyone's heads (except for mine because I will be the mastermind behind it all). It might not seem to be all that benevolent of a plan to you right now, but trust me, it will all work out. ps these are the words of Lenin coming from the breath of BMC odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo ";P' UMAR AND ALFONZO GO FISHING d' by Gnarly Wayne ;P d'. .,;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;,"*,; Umar and I started the day early so we could get a good fishing spot. We drove Umar's horse to the fishing pond. Upon arrival, Umar said to me "Hey, the weathers really good." I said "Yep." So we took a canoe, stole it really, and went out onto the pond. I took my fishing pole and put a worm on it. Umar did the same. Just then!!!! a fish swam by and we looked at it. "Wow." I said. We tossed our big rods into the water and waiting to get a bite. Umar made idle conversation about iron and bindings while I listened. "Umar is so interesting," I thought. "Yes, I am", he said. Just then, a little tug came on my line. "It's the BIG ONE!", I bellowed. I stood up in the boat and then the boat tipped over. THE END odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo ___________________________________________________ |THE COMINTERN IS AVAILIABLE ON THE FOLLOWING BBS'S | |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| | BRING ON THE NIGHT (306) 373-4218 | | CLUB PARADISE (306) 978-2542 | | THE GATEWAY THROUGH TIME (306) 373-9778 | |___________________________________________________| | Website at: http://members.home.com/comintern | | Email BMC at: thebmc@home.com | |___________________________________________________| odO$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.$Obo.odO$|$Obo.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$.odO$Obo Copyright 1999 by The Neo-Comintern #67-06/15/99 All content is property of The Neo-Comintern. 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