___________ __              _______                         
       \__    ___/|  |__   ____    \      \   ____  ____           
         |    |   |  |  \_/ __ \   /   |   \_/ __ \/  _ \   ______ 
         |    |   |   Y  \  ___/  /    |    \  ___(  <_> ) /_____/ 
         |____|   |___|  /\___  > \____|__  /\___  >____/
                       \/     \/          \/     \/
       _________                 __        __
       \_   ___ \  ____   _____ |__| _____/  |_  ___________  ____  
       /    \  \/ /  _ \ /     \|  |/    \   __\/ __ \_  __ \/    \ 
       \     \___(  <_> )  Y Y  \  |   |  \  | \  ___/|  | \/   |  \
        \______  /\____/|__|_|  /__|___|  /__|  \___  >__|  |___|  /
               \/             \/        \/          \/           \/ 
.......... ......... ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. .  .   .    .
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    t h e  n e o - c o m i n t e r n   e l e c t r o n i c  m a g z i n e
                 I n s t a l l m e n t    N u m b e r  1 4 8

                         We Are the New International
                         March 31th, 2001
                         Editor: BMC

                                             Writers:
                                        Junior Haagis
                                                     

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                                EDITOR'S NOTE
                      (please do not read the following)

        Today I got an email that said:

        "The Cominterm (sic) suckz"

        It was the most profound thing I've ever heard.  With that, I
decided to raise the standards so that only stuff that was Nobel Prize
worthy would get in the zine.  The problem with the idea was that only one
article made the cut.  But oh, that article... it will change the world,
it will.

        And without adieu, the poem that will change your life...


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        Guess what guy:
        You've just been, suckered into,
        reading a fucking haiku...


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