The Netmonkey Courier Report Issue XII June 28th - July 5th, 1998 So. We're back. And you'd damn well better PHEAR, naegros.. This is the Netmonkey Courier Report, a little scoreboard for the scene's best. We are doing this because there was a hole that needed filling, and who better to fill it? Now, we aren't doing this to try and compete with the CWS, or any of that shit. I think the CWS is great. Keep up the good work boys!! (hi tech!) We just felt like doing something a little different. There are those out there who might think this shit is biased towards one group or another (DMS) and that the rating system is unfair/inaccurate. Well, to those people, i say, "Get off your fat fucking asses, and write your own goddamn courier report. Ya might as fucking well, cause it sure as hell doesn't look like you spend much time couriering"... but more on that later.. ;) Having said that, yeah, we are gonna try to be fair and accurate, otherwise whats the bloody point? Anyways, here's the way its done: Sites are rated on a 3X and 2X scale.. if you want to know why we do it that way, read an old issue. Couriers get 10 points per site they get #1 on, 9 points for 2nd place, 8 points for 3rd, etc, etc. We total it all up, and rank the 10 best couriers. And because we are only using the top sites out there, you can rest assured that they are the scene's 10 best. Sites are rated by us. If you don't like the ratings, then.... heh... fuck off and die.. the top ten sites for this week are: x3 STH -*- ET -*- E -*- MW -*- NMS x2 DO -*- LA -*- TMS -*- MSV -*- UC ---=NETMONKEY COURiER REPORTS=--- trader group STH *E ET MW NMS LA DO TMS UC MSV pts pos ----------------------------------------------------------------- roller MnM 8 0 1 5 2 1 3 0 0 2 138 [1] mgd DMS 1 0 2 2 4 0 4 0 0 6 129 [2] dualstandard MnM 0 0 4 3 0 0 2 0 2 5 93 [3] Garoto DEV 9 0 0 1 5 0 1 0 0 4 88 [4] brain RiSC 0 0 0 6 3 3 5 0 0 0 77 [5] snap EQL 3 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 72 [6] acidapple AMB 2 0 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 59 [7] xtremist DMS 4 0 0 8 0 5 0 0 0 3 56 [8] stix DMS 10 0 0 7 10 0 9 2 0 0 40 [9] pyx AMB 0 0 0 0 8 0 6 1 0 0 39 [10] * = no weektop this week. =------------------------------------------------------------------------------ = =-----Lester's Biased Section-----= Well here we are again..Issue #12 already..fear that huh? It's come time to revamp my beginning, someone needs to draw me a dope little ascii for this eh? Thx. Uhm Blackacd is one slow mofo, and so my report is still not up on his page, so harrass him everytime you can to get him to do it. But on to the fun my friends, was quite a week. Dimension: I said God damn niggaz, not alot of sites up this week, but GOD DAMN on STH and some others..like tripling stats and shit. I am thoroughly impressed, and still not all of our guys are active, so step back:) Laf Risc: Hrm, well they had the riscftp lamer Native, but now he's Dev, so they aint got shit again. Devotion: They got Native, but doesn't change much, Garoto is there as always. The rock. Not much else to say though. Millenium: Hah!@ Ambition: All the acquisitions have finally jumped up and started trading. We will see if this continues for long. Good job so far people. Atomic/VGN/Misc other groups: Not doing much eh. Weekly Shizzat: Seems Psi got some revenge on the pftp lamers, and I forget who all got caught, but Solid and K_Lecter did, so that's too bad to see one of AMB's good ppl go down as a fraud, and well Solid was new. So pftp lamers can die. What else is going on, some sites are FINALLY coming back, and that makes me happy. Brain enjoyed my little stabs at him last week, so that's a plus, seems the boy has a sense of humor, if no brain whatsoever.(g). 2 people fled the sinking ship that is MNM this week. One is just a lamer named Biggy and the other is an even bigger lamer named Chr0nik(kiss kiss). Biggy Smalls is in Dev now though. Chr0nik will be forced to join Fate to show off his fearsome courier skills(g). We also experienced Tdpriest's birthday, it was on tuesday, so for everyone that didn't msg him that day, please do so at your convenience:) Jess the Squirt Queen has returned to attempt to bring life back into VGN. She took Roc from me (bad girl!), and Kruzin after being removed from DMS, has moved on to VGN as well. I'm sure she's out recruiting like mad to get them back up to snuff. So we will see how long it lasts before she retires again.:) Woot, peace out folks =---------------------------------------------------------------------------= this week's report is dedicated to the H-DAWG... phear! http://www.theonion.com/onion3324/westwingtechsupport.html