`"ý&$ss,.. `"ý&$ss,.. `"ý&$s,. `$$$$$`"ý&$s,. .,s$&ý"`"ý&$s,. `$$$$$`"ý&$s,. `$$$$$ $$$$$ `$$$$$b. .d$$$$$' `$$$$$b. $$$$$ `$$$$$b. $$$$$ `ý&$s,. $$$$$ ,$$$$$$) ($$$$$$. ,$$$$$$) $$$$$ ,$$$$$$) $$$$$ )$$$$$) ,$$$$$ .,s$&ý"' `"ýý&$ss,.,ss$&ýý"' ,$$$$$.,ss$&ý"'' ,$$$$$.,ss$&ý"' mt! .,s$&ý"' pOrk numero dos. .,s$&ý"' `"ý&$s,. ,s$&ý"' `"ý&$s,. we're just cool that way. ° ---(pOrk 2! wow!)----------------------------------------------------------- ° yes, it's true. after a couple days, several hours on irc, and more sexual favors than i care to count, pOrk 2 is here. man, dontcha just dig that pOrk logo up there? i do. i'm proud of myself, i whipped that puppy up in like 4 minutes. wow. anyway, onto pOrk. ° ---(small woodland creatures are neat)-------------------------------------- ° they sure are. yknow, i'm a little disappointed. i mean, i went on irc, sent pOrk to countless numbers of irc kiddies, several of them congratulated me on a cool zine, but not one person contributed anything. . now, that hurts. i mean, i put all this work into pOrk, and no one's giving anything back. you're all a bunch of fucking ingrates :). nah, i don't care. it's up to you. if you don't mind seeing my mind-numbing fuckery issue after issue, thas cool :). but really, i would like some contributions. you don't have to write a whole issue or something (although that'd be nice :), just a logo, a diz, or an article by _anyone_ (almost) would be cool. ahem. ° ---(keen)------------------------------------------------------------------- ° now, i know you're asking, where can i send my contribution? welp... i don't have an internet account anymore (at least, for now), so, you can send any- thing to me on one of the boards listed at the end of this file. cool? cool. ° ---(now, let's begin)------------------------------------------------------- ° shall we? good. okay, enough bullshitting, on to some actual content. yay. ° ---(cops are dumb)---------------------------------------------------------- ° indeed they are. here's a story i read in a local newspaper recently. feel free to laugh yourself into a stroke. i did :). in harrisburg, pennsylvania, a couple weeks ago, a man bought one of those 'have-a-heart(tm)' animal traps (the kind where you catch the animal without hurting it, thus allowing you to set it free unharmed) to catch a gopher or something that was ravaging his tomato garden. well, he came out one morning only to discover he'd caught a skunk instead. after a brief period of head- scratching, he calls the cops (why he opted for the police and not animal control i don't know). well, a cop shows up, and they use their collective mind and decide to torch the poor animal (remember 'have-a-heart'? obviously they didn't). so the cop douses the skunk with gasoline, and sets it ablaze. well, the skunk panicked and somehow broke free of the cage. a witness said that all he saw was a tiny fireball running across the lawn. the cop persued it for almost five minutes, before the poor thing ran under the guys storage shed (ehehe) and set it on fire. well, to make a long story even longer, the guy's shed burned down, the skunk died, and the cop was fined five hundred bucks for animal cruelty. ° ---(that's pretty fucking stupid)------------------------------------------- ° yup. hey, the world series is on. i hate sports. i hate the whole jock ment- ality. it's retarded. take the jocks at my school for example. i mean, these guys talk about sports all day, play sports during gym, play sports during lunch, after school they go home and play sports (or the hardcore jocks go to practice) and they spend their weekends (big shock here) playing sports. and they call me a nerd. ahwell.. my advice? take up drugs. ° ---(local dorkiness at its worst)------------------------------------------- ° Date: 5:19 pm Sat Oct 21, 1995 Number : 7 of 8 From: Big J Base : Private Mail To : Trip Refer #: None Subj: New User Application Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local I would really like elite access, and I already gave you refs and stuff so I won't put it in here.. anyways I do participate in door games like BRE and Falcon's Eye, I've installed many door games and have the latest versions of all the popular ones out there.. Also I participate in message bases.. Umm.. I can't think of anything else to tell ya.. á¡g õ ugh.. thanks to trip for sending this in. i bet this guy's a real barrel of monkeys. :) what the hell is falcon's eye? geez.. ° ---(man, this issue's starting to drag)------------------------------------- ° i'm aware of that. hmm... well, we're almost at 100 lines, maybe i'll start bringing this issue to a close. sorry this one kinda sucked y'all, i think school's starting to get to me. anway... hey, we had a contributer. now for the offical pOrk member list: misfit head pOrk guy trip contributing pOrk dork wow. see? it's that easy. send something in and you too can be a pOrk dork. you know you want it :). ahwell, reach me on one of these boards.. illegal immigrants 602-589-0791 (nup : methane) alderaan 908-224-8780 evil intentions 408-251-6220 tainted meat 614-799-0670 ° ---(wow.. pOrk 2 is history)------------------------------------------------ ° yup. see y'all later. sorry this issue sucked, but it's your fault :). buh-bye. 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