=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= - P.I.S.S. Philez Number 38 = = - - Vending Machine Phun = = - - by Defenestrator = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Well, I was at work the other day and where I work, for some weird reason there are lots and lots and lots of vending machines. So I figured I'd put all my vending machine knowledge into one of these philez. Bah. Now that I've bullshitted enough, I'll start. Coke Machines ------------- Grench already wrote an issue on this, but he said to use duct tape. I use packing tape because it's easier and as long as you get all the air bubbles out of the tape I've had no problems. Those machines you get gumballs out of -------------------------------------- What you do is to get a lot of styrofoam cups. Cut the bottom out of them, and place a quarter on top of the cut-out bottom. Cut around the quarter so that you have a quarter shaped piece (duh). Now go stick it in the vending machine. You probably have to turn real hard to get it to work, but it should. And for those newer machines like they have some of at my work, you need to put in one quarter, turn the handle, and then put in another quarter. For this kind of machine I put in a real quarter first (oh shit i spent some money), and then stick the styrofoam quarter in next. Sometimes this works, sometimes it doesn't. Candy Bar Machines ------------------ There are two good ways to mess with these. First, some machines have holes in the top which let you stick something such as a coathanger through. If you have good dexterity, you can move the coathanger around and get some free munchies. Another way is to find a candy machine which takes dollar bills and get an eyedropper full of salt water. I've only heard about this, never done it. Squeeze the salt water into the dollar slot. This will fuck up the machine but it should release some grub. This is supposed to work on Coke machines too, but still, I am not positive of this. EOF Crap -------- Yes, this wasnt very long. If you have another type of machine you want ripped, just mail me at defen@sdf.lonestar.org and i'll get back to you. Bah. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- PISS - People into Serious Shit Founderz - Defenestrator, PhrostByte Memberz - Author Parselon Wu Forever kQs CGibbons Extinction Faekon/Homarid Grench Greenseed Tim 121 Rhodekyll Dial Tone Psycho Phreak Djdude Circular Reclusion Havok Luther AT2Screech Contributors- Sameer Ketkar Phantom Operator PISS, the author, and anyone else does not take responsibility for what you do with the stuph contained in this phile. If you get busted, don't cry to us. We don't care. Want more stuph? Go to http://piss.home.ml.org The site will change as soon as Phantom Operator puts up his damn domain. E-mail the group at davematthews@rocketmail.com (C) Copyright 1997 PISS Publications and also copyrighted by the author. This file may be posted freely as long as this notice stays on the end. All rights reserved.