=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= - P.I.S.S. Philez Number 58 = = - - Molest The Christians! = = - - by FreeRadical = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Well, the Gibisonites that wrote the TORGverse into brief existence weren't the foretellers they probably imagined they were. There never was a cyberchurch in cyberspace. Well. Then again I don't know. It's possible that on some server somewhere, deep in the net, that virtual congregations gather and hold text- based masses. They all sing and recite, hundreds hooked into the same huge chat session, some mighty old VAX resounding with the ascii echoes of a thousand scrolling hosannas. Who knows? There's more ludicrous things. Everything I've seen suggests that real-time religion is no more than people who are so bored at work or nite-lifeless that the only way they feel alive is if they're hooked into IRC's Unitarian lobby. These are like IRC versions of those pot-luck after sermon gatherings except without the casserole. When VMRL takes over in the lala future where there are microtitian processors and infinite aceses rates and terabyte storage fits in your pocket maybe then somebody'll erect a digital cathedral. This theological pioneer would certainty attract a congregation as the IRC God-jockeys and the PTL CRT-thumpers are proof that large groups of people can guilt themselves into anything. Do I sound self-righteous or what? I get the feeling these people imagine that they're patronizing Satan when they talk to me. It's really kind of sad. Funny at the time though. From #Jesus_Loves_you 1:30 pm. April 24, 1998 oh gosh So everyone who sees this lets pray for that guy!!!! Carl Collier! know him? well alot of people on here will pull your leg too Ahhh you all are the simpiest bunch on christians I've ever seen!!! hmm no i sure dont havent heard of him hmmmmmmmmmmmmm bumer i have been to lotsa churchs round there All "pray for him" and "pray for her" simpiest? yeah Weak willed wishishy waSHY thats what were supposed to do No way. as a matter of fact I'm praying for you! :0) Youre supposed to be swinging a sword for your savior! were not going to take this into an argument so if that is how u feel bout it well then that is your opinion and your entitled too it Well your'e not entitled to yours. uh hu Jesus'd be nailing you losers up right now! so what brings u to jlu Dr? Dear Father, In the name of Jesus Christ, Didn't you ever listen to Onward Christian Soldiers? I come to you praying for this person now yes father I pray that you would open his eyes Lord and we give u all the honor and all the glory and all the praise and show him that I'LL DO WHAT I CAN, MY SON. you came not to cause show him what my son ? envy hatred wars or strife BUT I DID MY SON! but you came to bring peace yes lord to all of those who believe you said ask and you shall receive STOP PUTTING WORDS INTO YOUR FATHER'S MOUTH!!! whatsoever you bind on earth shall be bound in Heaven so now Lord we claim victory in this prayer yes lord SON, thank u jesus praise u father god!!! MIRACLES ARE NOT WROUGHT BY ANNOYANCE ALONE That you rebuke Satan out of him right now and let your peace that surpasseth all understanding flood his soul WHIP THE DEMONS!! OH YESSSS! PinkEagle` sings blessed be the name of the lord blessed be the name of the lord blessed be the name of the lord most high In Jesus' Name, AMEN amen thank u lord AHHHHHHHHHH MENNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!! praise the lord Thank you. Your welcome HALLELUJAH Was that as good for me as it was for you? better for you my friend someday u will know just how good it was for u :0) u might not know it now but one day u will :) AMEN you will be saved! I have claimed it friend me and pink :) whatsoever two or three agree upon it shall be done AMEN i have to go and get back to work how long u been on irc? HALLELUJAH yes amen!!! jeSUS cHRIST This is my tete-a-tete with Mik the Christian. I met him on Praise_His_Name or somesuch channel. I was wondering aloud if someone would help me blow-up a nonexistent abortion-clinic when he msg'd me. What a hot topic I had used to bait my hook! Mik tired to be a good sport about being had, kind of like a tourist that smiles about being took by the card sharp but the tourist is usually good natured because the man behind the card table might have a knife in his coat. Mik was just stupid. I got him pretty worked up by the end because he was typing too intently to notice that I was breaking my statements into two lines. Attempting to establish DCC session... DCC Session established with 208.84.12.72 whats up I have ten pounds of plastique if youv'e got detonators. come on man... I'm serious. why Because abortion doctors kill children. i know that... talk to me whats your background in this? I heard on tv that the net was a good places to find acomplices for this sort of thing if i may ask Well. .... doc.... its not a good plan,... and its counterproductive Well what else is there? Iv'e allready got the stuff. prayer... work with the victims Iv'e talked to god about it. how old are you? 23 i have too doc You can't work with dead victims mik. ive been thru 10 years of it hey... i know where you are coming from... if you are indeed serious really? there is a better way, belive me i was in jail for doing a rescue in '88 Oh. Wow. what was your experience? what led you to change? not change.... adapt realize What did you do to get in jail? a rescue have you ever done a rescue? No. Did you save any babies? yea I don't belive in it. but lost more than it gained dont believe in what? rescues where you from friend? WV how did you get involved in pro-life My mom had an abortion. I lost a sister. so I killed her dont jerk me I'm not. Hey the net is safe isn't it? you are anon, if thats what you mean Yeah, ok. I really don't know how to use this stuff. get rid of it Not the plastique man, the net. The explosives cost to much for me ever to throw away. ok man.... are you making fun of me? no.... are you playing with me no why would I do that? all sorts of fools on the net... just asking why do you say you "killed her"? talk to me brother i taken the kaiser blade and hit her upside the head wit' it. Killed 'er. I'm not your brother youre jackin with me I would't jack you with ten gallons of KY talk to me then I did. I have been. My dad wanted me to do it. tell me what you mean.... did you kill your mom? yes Do you think I'm evil? i dont know what to think.... Please don't judge me. i dont judge If you were in my shoes you would've done the same. I feel bad about it sometimes. i dont know your shoes.... that's what I'm asking about well....Like when I lie awake at night.... It's all I can think about. since when... since two years ago. That's why I want to bolw up the mahaska county abortion clinic. I want to make amends make peace with god. I just need some help. how can i help you Get me in touch with someone who has timed detonators or get me a van. that is NOT the answer..... But GOD said it was!!! he told me damnit! doc.... god told me to talk to you and share my experiences.... I'm 47 and been around a while so? so do you have anyone you can share with.... about this Well no not really that's why i'm here with you so talk to me but dont jerk me Well. You say it's wrong but doesn't the bible say an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth? come on.... what about the mother... If a murder is let free by the law isn't it our duty not to suffer him to live? she suffers irreparablely I'm serious about the bible. I don't want to take it lightly what relious background do you have, my friend? are you my friend? the reason i ask is... yes ok, maybe i just listen... no brother. if you have something to say you should say it by the way.... im new here... i was just cruising the net,... im not a crusader or anything but i've been thru the abortion debate heavily... almost cost me my marriage Oh that sucks. right The bitch didn't want to pop em out for you eh? So. Did you kill her? heh heh nope, she is my wife... she just has a different perspective thats not funny, man don't play me man!! you know what i think...? I know what I'd do if my wife din't want to carry my child!!! hello... did i say she didnt want to carry my child? i said she had a different perspective.... grow up well no but I can read between the lines. well you misread.... Oh. if you want to talk serious... im here.... if you want to bullshit.... i have things to do I am serious. Can you help me? maybe can you put me in touch with operation rescue? but you gotta cut the crap If they do black ops I'm thier man! i can put you in touch with rachel Like the jew? Project Rachel yep Hmmm. you really wanna save babies? Doesn't the bible say thou shalt not suffer a jew to live? Yes. but not if theyr'e jew babies it starts way before the clinic I can clean an AK as well as any man! ok, first forget the dynamite, focus on helping and loving.... God is Love, after all. right? No. My Lord is satan then you missed the point then you are bullshiting me and I dont have time for you Oh como'n we havent even gotten to the sex yet Do you take it from behind? why dont you get a real life? I can't why not? It's too late for me now im crying but you can save yourself! i offered to help, but you shove it at me... so what can i do? Hey. Anybody ever tell you how stupid you are? im not an evangilist, i just care about ppl... excuse me maybe people don't care about you I don't. my son went down that road... now he's in a 12 step program and is finally coming out of his stupor are you really a tool of satan? hehe My dad tried to put me in one of those but I killed him too Oh yeah! He showed me the beauty of the flame!!! why are you on this channel then? Because I'm looking for ripe souls among the faithfull. are you looking for a challenge? No. Actually I'm in a slump awww. sorry :) Christians are the easiest well... is that fun? hahaha Well, I like it when I can get the kiddy rapers... you are pathetic... but i smile anyways Your'e still talking to me faggot. hopefully you are gonna grow up some day btw, im not a faggot Would you like to be? no.. thank you :) I have a ten inch cock for your ass! your'e funny :) btw your'e pathetic.... not only an idiot but a liar hey... you might want to think about getting a life.... later fool! DCC Session Closed So mik left me. This shit gets kinda boring after awhile, at least Alec_Empire empire says so. Me, I never tire of baiting Christians. Some'll kick you like a vicious Chihuahua, others'll pretend they don't hear you. Maybe I'm sick. Maybe I really am Satan. I keep asking people if they think I HE and they keep telling me "no". I guess disguise is one of Satan's greatest virtues. That's It for this file. 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