The Secret Poetry of Ghandi by: Muthergoose & Weir-me VICTORY ------- Red. Everywhere! Blood, Death Violence, Murder, Chaos! PASSIVE PERSUASION ------------------ Look at the flowers, Look at the woman, smelling their sweet aroma. Now look at the woman with my loin cloth wrapped around her neck. KATS ---- I Kan't Kount the Kats. They make me Krazy. I Kan Kick the Kats So they stop singing while I sleep. HINDU SCREAM ------------ Have you ever heard a Hindu Scream, or a Muslim moan in fear? Have you ever seen a Hindu puke, after one too many beers? Have you ever felt Hindu love, a bald man's sweet caress? Have you ever seen a little boy, in my mother's dress? I have. HEAD ---- My woman likes my bald head. It goes well with my glasses. THE WHISTLE ----------- I like to gird my loins in homespun cloth. I like to play with goat cheese until its warm and soft. I like trains. CHOO! CHOO! COW --- I am the keeper of the sacred cow. My country wants to turn my cow to beef. Leave my lover alone! ASRAM ----- Why didn't you believe me? "Don't make me angry." Why didn't you see? "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." I was telling you the truth. "I'll shoot! Don't come near me!" You only laughed. Why di you laugh? "I told you I'd shoot, why didn't you believe me?"