============================================================================ ============================================================================ "aardvark industries" created by - handle & mercuri point three score, and zero years ago, our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new 'zine. founded on the principles of aardvarks, dung, and the pursuit of wackiness. in order to form a more perfect 'zine, we the council of raD members have formed an organization of the elite, to help govern the way we all live, to spread the teachings of raD, and to reach the ultimate goal of mercuri's life dictatorship over the american empire. thank you, buckle up and drive safely. mercuri george s. patton handle [--------] == [aardvark industries (tm) - members/supporters] == == [aardvark industries founder/president/head writer/editor] == mercuri == [aardvark industries vice-president/writer] == handle == [raD writers] == mercuri, handle, gaurdian, hal08, creed, puck, ninja, cerkit, joltcola, k0de, ghetto gabe. == [raD art submissions] == tMM, fluoride, creed, hal08, aCk. == [y0lk/aardvark industries/supporter] == creed, phorce, hooch, mindcrime, bighurt, belial, trip, poots, juke, ack, tmm, bedlam. ( note: if you help y0lk along the way, you are a y0lk member, y0lk ) ( members are subject to all involvement with y0lk. therefore you ) ( are a supporter of aardvark industries. neener, neener, neener. )