Souls in Chaos Issue 1.00 Beta Created by Xar Welp you finally downloaded this zine if that's what you call it .. its 4:55am stoned out of our skulls on everclear me (me = Xar ) and Cnaw decide to make a zine what a great fucking idea , but what the fuck do we put in this zine ???? welp the fucking crap i write , yeah all the suff i write which make no sense, or if my stuff can be called prose then let me fuck Hitler. Hmmmmm do any one of you out there reading this want to know why we named this zine souls in chaos ??? welp its because after a lot of everclear and some other stuff ;) that's how your soul is , that is if i still have one , i tried to sell my soul but no damm fucker wanted to buy it even after i put up an advert to sell my soul at 50% discount. Come to think of it why don't some of us put adverts in newspapers that our soul is for sale , that would make the classified section look like this ------------------------------------ | V GOOD SOUL FOR SALE : Never sinned , 10 year warranty on sins , includes a pass into heaven only serious inquiries, call 1-800-SOULS-COM ask for soul number #108329392389. Welp my advert will look like this -------- | V FUCKED UP SOUL : Sinned all his life , Fucked around drinks like a dog ..smokes , one pass into hell .. going cheap.. call before he dies, 10 day warranty on the soul call 1-800-SOULS-COM as for soul number #32183213223 Hmmmm why the fuck did i write that piece of shit i cant fucking write to get a fuck from a babe ..(sorry to all those women who are not babes ) come to think of it i have sexual desires to go and fuck a dog at least its going to be better than some cunts. Let me bore you for a while before you delete this zine and forget all about souls in chaos .. yeah as if i plan to make another issue ( i will if someone tells me this zine fucks to hell, i like pissing people off ).. AT&T fucked me with another massive phone bill , so what's new in my sorry life NOTHING. To all those people out there who think their life sucks want to trade, i am so fucked up that if i needed to pay to shit i would rather puke. I have a question to all those smart people out there i.e. all those who can count to 100 .. its about your local 7-11 store ... now if 7-11 is open 24hrs a day 365 days a year .. why the fuck do they have locks on their doors for that matter why do they have doors , the fucking 7-11 is still going to be open , they never close and still rip you off when you buy a pack of cigs. If you have the answer and want to put a soul out of misery e-mail me the answer at the address at the end of this zine ( Hopefully someone is going to read the stuff between his paragraph and the end). Still reading wow you must be nuts , come to think of it the who fucking world is nuts we recycle cans and paper but still kill thousands rather odd don't you think , fuck a can is has more value than a life as far as i am bothered , right now i am destroying the earth by throwing my cans in the trash, who the fuck cares we are all going to be six feet under no matter what , do you want to save the world for another generation that will fuck it up even more ???? go ahead spend your time sorting trash and tried to be good when a few years from now we will be testing chemical weapons in car parks. Quote of the month Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention Cool one eh ... i think so and i don't really give a fuck if you think it sucks , why because its my warped up brain and not yours be happy that your not sitting in front of your text editor and typing shit so other people can read it and know how stupid you are. Things you can do today. ---------------------------------- 1) Drink your piss 2) Piss in someone else's mouth 3) Play with your self 4) Smoke 10 packs of cigs 5) Fail all your exams if you are in college , if not fuck your friends sister 6) While fucking your friends sister fuck your friend as well 7) Drink everclear and rubbing alcohol ( this drink is called burnt dick fyi ) 8) Stick a glock in your mouth and pull the trigger , so that you wont have to read this crap again 9) Tell your girlfriend / boyfriend that you love her and then go and fuck around 10) Wardail 1000 1-1800 number and piss AT&T off for me ;) (Hey it is a joke ok !!!) If you still cant think of what to do today then go stick your dick in a plug point to test the theory that you can conduct electricity. And now that by brain is fried and i have no more crap to write and bore people shitless , hear are some of the stuff i write for fun .. yes my I.Q is 2 so don't expect any thing good ... all the chants as i call them are written by me when i am high so read on and barf. Chants of XAR Vol. 1.00 Copyright 1995 Kelvin Muthumani ( <--- who the fuck is this guy ???? !##$#$# ) Chaos In Power Fallen Angels Meet they maker Chaos is near Fear is past Land in darkness Power rides On the godly steed Paper floats Power is now yours Legion of Chaos Over the world we ruled Chapters of the book torn What was not proper destroyed Cursed at those who are not with us Burn them , Destroy their minds Say they are not who they are Bow your heads low For your time has come The true one is become Death is in your dreams For your time has come Rings Rings on my finger Rings in my head Crafted of old Cursed for those they hold Visions for those that behold The choice is yours The path is mine Inner light Shine in me Shine with me Show me the coven of the dead The people who have destroyed you You Burn them Learn the chants Flame of Staten Flame that burns Towards the master He feeds your Mind with the pages Burn your soul for him You have become one I stand before thee I stand before thee cold and naked For eons i have searched For the true god What can you do now What more can i do I have found you The gray one Spoken of in whispers All knowing What more can i say Demon of my mind World in pain Mind open for air I turn to them in need And forget them in power Circle of black Blood of my soul Drop of sin And the covenant is sold For a second of peace I have given them my soul Remember your sins Pray for forgiveness that you will not have Chant from the book of books Take the body drink the blood Is this your peace The chosen one stands And points to you Feel the rage of your souls Sins not to be told On earth we die For nothing but a sin Fallen Souls For heaven they sold their souls To see the glory they became blind For escape from pain they closed their minds For help they turned deaf For voice they became silent Now the test is near They see their doom Curses to the ones Who did not follow For they are the ones that will see the light Burn in Haven and rot in hell For both are but one to become Reversal of God Hated by all Thrown into the pit to rot God comes upon them In a black mist of sin Choking mist That burns holes in your eyes They bow low To the master who as not forgotten He has come to rule To hate and destroy Voices chant in unison Lord of the depts. you have come To gives us life and pain Chaos is thy name Dog si natas Lord of the Mind Visions of the lord Ride in my head Four demons on wings Let sleep become by life And sin my soul They come upon you like sin Burn your eyes and kiss your soul Bow to the Master Black demons ride into the winds The chosen one is born See the powers that he has Demons old demons cold Come and bow before him For your faith is sealed in his mind The lord of lords has chosen him Put the blood of the four on his chest The gray ones will smile Fires on the four points Incense burns for the godly one Chant from the book of the Dead The four become one To protect him from good Cut your hand Let it drip on his head Pure blood ,black with the sins of mankind The charts show the paths he will follow Chant from the book of the god Burn the pages Rub the ashes on his body Cut is wrist and let it drip Make the sign Bow your head low Your duty is done Your time is gone The demons of black ride in the winds For the chosen one has become More ??? Fight for you blood Free your mind From the chains of mankind See the light See the paths Follow the one that leads To the true one No one can decide For the paths are there And the choice is yours ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- So now you have read some of the stuff i write , and you clean the barf of the keyboard.. cool if you like any of them and want to put them in other zines ( yeah like that is going to happen) the e-mail me and tell me about it and i can arrange something ok .. if you cant understand English then too bad. Finally i have come to the end of metal torture i had while writing this zine and i will leave you to your sorry lives , go forth and fuck , go drink and get fucked , live life for we all begin to die as soon as we are born. Till the next installment of Souls in Chaos , Xar the mad man bows to all those who have their minds and spits on those who gave it up. If you want to contact me you can email me at xar@icon.net , send me mail telling me if you hate / like Souls in Chaos , please distribute this doc in any bbs or site you want feel free to copy it and have sex with your computer while doing it. Xar [-] Greeting to other Souls in Chaos --------------------------------------------- Eddy : Keep on doing what you do best man Cnaw : Where the heck is that wardailer i wanted ???? God ( The real one ) : Give me life , Give me pain and Give me Cigs DemonX : Can you do some ANSI for this zine May the light of darkness protect you in your nightmare's. ============================================================================