Souls In Chaos Ver 4.00 Created by Xar Copyright 1995 Xar Well I am back again to bring some hope in your sorry lives , yes Souls in Chaos actually , made it to issue 4.00 , for those of you who were looking for Souls in Chaos in the winhelp file format too bad only going to start doing that in issue 5.00. First a few things that will make your mind spin with joy , and if your a woman make your nipples hard , err some guys have that problem also but its not my duty to write about it. Souls in Chaos is going to get larger , yup your going to get more of the same shit in your email , more stupid things from my warped mind more death and destruction and horny women. In a few weeks time I hope to start a new spin of zine from Souls in Chaos called Rage of Darkness , the reason for this is because Souls in Chaos was supposed to be a morbid and demonic zine but it turned out to be a funny one arrrggghhhh #$!!@!@!@!!!! (pardon my French) , so I decided to make a new zine with morbid and demonic thoughts from my warped mind. The point I am trying to make is if you want to get a copy send me email and I will send you the beta copy of it , it wont be out for a few weeks so you can get your brain prepared for it. By now you must me wondering what great issue that faces the world I will be writing about in this issue, no its not going to be about weather ants a can talk or not , its going to be about that hated feeling " Love " , god I have a bitter taste in my mouth when say that word. The first stop in understand love is a trip to the movies , all you have to do is to sit in some sick love story and barf all over the floor , everything is happy , happy , happy , give me a break I know the popcorn is so greasy that I want to barf up but do you have to make the movie so sick that I will have to barf to feel better. A typical love story is like boy meets girl , the fall in love , after a few days they get married and then they have kids , ever wondered my the worlds population is so fucking high its because some dicks actually follow what they see in the movies and think its so great to have kids. Come to think of it I have compiled a list of reasons why not to have kids , read on and weep. Reasons not to have children ( otherwise known as little devils) 1) When they are young they shit all over the house 2) The require money to grow and they die if you don't have money and even getting rid of them is expensive 3) They don't give you as much fun as a very good stereo system would and they cost more to feed 4) Every 10 days they find that all the stuff you bought them is broken and want more 5) Every 10 days you will wonder why is it so hard to kill that little fucker 6) The moment they learn how to read they will insist that you write them a will stating that you will give them all the money. 7) Sometimes they become smarter than you at age 10 then when you are at age 50 8) Help reduce the worlds population , have a child and have him well done for the thanks giving dinner 9) As soon as they learn how to drink they will start consuming huge quantities of beer which in turn will make the price of beer go up and where does that leave you ? 10) They always seem to be able to barf better than you. Now that you have read these wise reasons why not to have kids , I hope you will take that chopper in your house and go and kill your sisters kids , your kids and any other specimen of creation that is a young member of the human species. Actually I wonder why we fall in love , its the big " L " word , it seems odd how many important words begin with the letter " L " i.e. Lick , Limp , Lust , Look all these words are nice but Love is the worst one around. Anyway I am fucking fed up of talking about love time to move on to a more current problem that bugs me. Why are the dotted lines on credit card slips so fucking small , 4 cm that's it you are supposed to sign your name in 4 fucking cm and the ink is so faint that you cant see the dots. Then when you sign in the wrong place you have to sign again and again until you get it right pretty soon the whole damm slip is covered with signatures and then they cant accept it and you have to do it again , give me a break when I am stoned out of my skull I can hardly walk , and you expect me to sign the slip the same way I do when I am sober ??? I am going to bitch about another thing women , arrghhh they drive me up the wall one day its fine to say you want to fuck them the next it hurts them when you want to fuck them , their moods change like the fucking wind , will all the women in the world please tell their men on which days you can say what , because all this guess work in trying to understand a woman is driving me up the wall. Why do women say one thing and always end up doing the opposite thing , like for example I take a girl out of Mexican food because she told me she wants Mexican food , what does she do when she goes into the restaurant she orders the only fucking Italian dish on the menu , after she gets it she complains that its not nice , err correct me if I am wrong but spaghetti and meatballs are not what the everyday Mexican in Mexico eat for lunch, why didn't she tell me she wanted to eat Italian food , nope its got to be spaghetti and meatballs that is cooked in an Mexican restaurant. I better start to talk about computers now as you can see I have been jumping from topic to topic in the issue of souls in chaos , why am I doing this you may ask because I have nothing better to do than sit in front of a computer and type this shit to all you dicks that read souls in chaos. Computers are better than women , read on to find out. Reasons why a computer are better than women. 1) You can upgrade the speed of the computer without upgrading the casing of the computer , try doing that with a woman. 2) You can program them to do what you want it to do , women have no fucking operating system at all so how the fuck can you program them ?? 3) If computers get a virus attack you can safely clean it , if your woman gets a virus attack you better go to the doctor. 4) Two computers can be linked and they can share the resources , how do you link women 5) If you don't like the way the computer looks then you can change the case , with a woman it takes a lot of cash to do that. 6) By inserting a card you can increase the things your computer can do 7) They never complain why you don't turn them on any more 8) If you push the right keys you get your work done , if you push in the wrong places in women you may get a slap 9) They always take about the same time to boot up and they can come on in a few sec's 10) All you have to do is hit the reset button and the computer will forget all the things you did to it 11) Computers do have places to put your dick into , they may be small holes but its a hole anyway 12) You can just shut them off when you don't need them anymore 13) Computers don't need to be fed and given gifts See the computer can be better than a woman , I think all people should start dating their computer , so I they do the conversation will begin to get interesting , e.g. oh puter your ram is so long , yes my dear I have 72 pin ones the best you can get. For those of you who are wonder how a date with a computer will be read on and find out. Computer : God baby you boot me up every time I see you in that dress Woman : Your just saying that because you have a new operating system Computer : I think my ram is hot enough now , so why don't you write something in it Woman : Shall I show you my spread sheets or do you want to scan me over Computer : Babe spread your sheets , you know my CPU gets go fucking hot when you do that Woman : I know , Puter lets compile so passionate code together Computer : You know me when I compile I compile with out any errors Woman : Yeah I know that , the last time we did a compile I nearly had a UAE Computer : God I need to clean my disk drive today See how nice it is the computer and the woman have a nice convo make some code and if they don't use protection they have a little program they can both love after a short while , and if the program does not do what's it is supposed to do they can delete it. Now back to more serious things like the chants of Xar , here is some more shit that you may like read on and weep my friends , for all we have in this world is pain . The Chants of Xar Copyright 1995 Kelvin Muthumani ( Its him again , god does he ever give up) God of Pain Watching over the world With eyes of fire This god lives Why give me pain Why give dreams Why give me love God is this what I deserve You god listen to me I once believed in you You were the god of joy Now you are the god of pain Pain , smooth pain Pain like loosing your soul Pain to believe in the lies I have suffered enough I have seen the light My god I now spit on your face Dark Legions The fallen gather In a place where time does not exist The pit of darkness We have lost this battle Fight , for you blood Drink , the blood of the one you hate Like the darkness The will of the lord will be done Until the end of time Demons of my soul Scream in rage Curse the false god Who died on the cross The nails in his body should have been deeper Like the nails in my soul You who died for our sins Did not die for me You lies are the religion of many I was the one with the mark The mark that is the end From this day My soul is not yours My god My sweet god You have lost another Another soul that once believed Now darkness rages in my blood Demons feed my hunger Blood for blood Sins for sins Life for death The dark one has given me the sight To see your sins I am the new god I am of the circle of 13 I am your fate I am your death Demons , Angels , Humans Listen to the cry of my soul The book of life is torn The false god Is no more on this earth Ashes to ashes Dust to dust I will destroy you Welcome to my nightmare The Devils Game You played your cards Played them well But not with me did you play with Not with the one you love The devil in me has risen Mind lost in the void Demonic blessing will I give you Pleasures of the gods I bring to you Power and Glory are yours All this I will give you and more For only one thing my lie Your mind It will become mine I will rule it Until it destroys you As the prophets wrote Never play Never play With one who has tasted the blood of the Devil Blood of my mother Never again will the winds blow Never again will my mind think I have seen the blood flow I have tasted the sins I have read what is to be read Demons look upon me My life lies in the void The gods have left me Now I obey you For the blood of my mother is yours Sad in Mind Like the night we breed Worms that make holes in your brain Feed on you life For your life is no more The smile of the past is gone Tears of blood drip on the stone Lick the fruit that is forbidden He sits on the throne of stone A smile that cannot be In a place that I live in See the Devil touch your blood See your blood turn to ice Become a part of the family Beast I stand before you This world is mine Fires of infamy burn in my eyes The beast is in me In ages long ago there lived the beast Now in the year of the black sun I have returned Venom of snakes flow in my blood Blood as black as the devil Power of the side that you try to hide from I let the beast in me live The flame rises Until it reaches the heavens above Burn , Burn , you have to see the pain I live in , this world is mine Mine to love Mine to destroy Mine to become god to God of the Dead Blood as warm as the one you drink Hope that the gods envy Sight beyond sight Life that will not end All these I give you When you run I wont leave When you hate I will love When you die I will live I will give them all to you For it was I who made you Pain It becomes a part of me A part that cannot be In this life of mine Many wonders have I seen I still recall the pain I felt Like darkness it wraps you Pulling me down Deeper into the depts The pain that will always be Has become my only friend Doors to my soul In my soul there is a door A door that leads to my mind To one I gave the key Setting my mind free Like the mist at dawn The hopes fade away She opined that door And all that remained Was the pain of my sins Master of Life I fall on my knees To you I bow down to Until this day I was a man Today I am death No blood runs in my body Forgive me master For I did not live the life My task is done My hopes are gone For you are the master And I am the slave The Dark Lord In glory I fought against you For the ones who killed me Now that the helping hand is gone I am alone , alone in pain Before you I place my sword It has tasted the blood of angles Like the pain that tore me It will rip those who hurt you Lord allow me to become you son For I have seen the light And the shadows of my past Still haunt me On this day I give you my life Until the very end I will be the one Dark Lord I bow down to you You are my master You are my life Love To some it is life To some it is death This love of mine This life of mine Is but a dream The darkness creeps in And the love fades away Who knows this may be the right way We are the unknown We are the ones that you spit on We are the ones that you step on We are the ones that believe in hell Demons , Devils , Gods Look upon us With souls like the blackest stone We will bleed you We will curse you We will become you For we are the unknown Am I the one Am I the one you hate Am I the one you punish For all the lives I have lived My soul is yours The pain you give me is pure As pure as the lies you tell me Leave me be Let be become the one I want to be Lord why do you hate me so Well that's all for now people , the next version of souls in chaos will be in the winslop help file format and in ASCII so look out for some cool graphics , that is if I find any cool graphics , and if you want to be put on the mailing list of Rage of Darkness when the first issue comes out by the end of this month send email to xar@icon.net and put ROD TO ME in the subject field and the copy of this program will be sent automatically to you. Till we meet again when this sun of ours burns blacker than my soul I wish you death , destruction and anger , in rage we met in rage we will part. Xar [-]