Souls In Chaos Version 5.00 + .99 + .01 ( Just checking if you can add ) Copyright 1996 Xar The standard disclaimer : Souls in Chaos and Xar are not responsible for any damage to your mind , soul or sex organs while reading , down loading or printing and issue of Souls In Chaos, If you get your dick stuck in the laser printer drum while you are printing this is not my fucking fault is it ?? ... I am the rest of the world are also not responsible for any shit that happens in your life ..nor am I responsible if your dog barfs to death after you feed it with generic brand dog chow ( Note the FDA recommends 16% rat droppings and 12% dead mashed flies for this kind of dog food). Don't blame if you brand new computer dies out on you when you load up Souls In Chaos or if you cat decides to practice driving for the 1996 summer games in your pool. If you fuck up its your fucking fault not mine .. now lets get on with this issue of Souls In Chaos. Well Souls In Chaos is back , yup the reason why I could not come up with another issue is because I barfed all over my keyboard so the keys stuck and I could not afford to buy one, come to think of it do you pay me for writing this shit ... think long and hard..do you huh ? huh ? huh ? ( god now you know the kind of influence my girlfriend has on me , fuck I am starting to sound like her now , tell you what I want all my loyal readers to eat a dozen rotten eggs and drink a gallon of milk and go and barf on her ... now look what you have done ...you don't have a corn dog you have a barf bitch..hmm hope she don't read this, if she dumps me its all your fault) OK enough of this shit lets get serious what great question will I answer in this issue ?? Stupid WWW pages ... yuppers ..why do sorry fucks spend like 100 years trying to tell the whole world of their stupid lives ???? The typical newbie homepage ... yeah I did see something like this on the web , DickSuckers HomePage Hi my name is Dick Sucker , I study in the Dumb Fuck Univ. , This is my homepage its still under construction. My major is how to be a normal human and how to waste server bandwidth, stop by from time to time, love your visits. Here are some of my fav links Dumb Fuck Univ. Homepage ( This is my fav ) My even dumber stupid ass friends homepage This page has had 0000000001 hits from 1/1/95 Yup people this is the kind of shit you find on Univ. students homepages that you see around the net, and these people actually expect me to visit their page again ...I mean other than your page being a total waste of your time, my WWW program feels sad when it loads your page up. God you cruel fuckers, you waste enough bytes that could be used for other purposes like my homepage for instance , or how a database of all the dead rats in the world or how many condoms are used in the average all male dorm. Now do you have an urge to find out how your WWW page rates compared to others , do you want to prove to your friend that your page is better ... well cuz none of the the damm mags came up with a rating scale , Xar has come up with one .... here it is ..read on and drool THE DUMB FUCK WWW PAGE RATING SYSTEM ======================================= Copyright Xar 1996 , Don't you dare copy this , your not allowed to copy this , nope you cant do it , you can however make a photocopy of this screen if you find out how to do that please email me I want to know how to do it too. Instruction : Well all you have to do is answer the question if you get an a you answer yes add 10 to your score. After you have answered all questions add up your total points and find where you fit on the rating table ( its at the end you dicks ) Now for the questions : 1) Does your homepage contain more links than actual data ? 2) Do you find that your main WWW page file is 20 bytes long ? 3) Does the sysop of your server beg you to take your page off because he does not want others to see how stupid it is ? 4) Do you wonder if any one actually found something of interest on your page ? 5) Does updating of your page takes only a few mins , because editing one line of text is not too hard for most people. 6) Did you ever get email from people who looked at your page asking you what's the point of your page ? 7) Do you ever find that your page loads up damm fast cuz its has on shit on it ? 8) Have you ever put up a page that just has the title ? 9) Ever wonder why no one looks at your page ? 10) Ever wonder why there are some pages that actually have more data on them than links ? 11) Do you know most people are not jumping for joy at waiting 15 mins to load up that title graphic you have on your page only to realize that you have nothing worth looking at on you page. 12) Does the term total waste sound very familiar when you look at your page ? 13) Do you hear the bytes scream in pain when you save your HTML file ? 14) Did you ever spend more time loading your page up then it took to write it ? 15) Did a word count on your page return 10 ? 16) Did your server report ERROR " Its the stupid home page guy " when you logged on ? 17) Did you ever wonder why people spend more than 15 mins on their homepage ? 19) Did your hits counter ever go into the negative ? 20) Is your total hit count less than 10 ..even after your page has been up for 3 years ? OK now for the rating table ... 10 - 19 : Well , you seem to have a cool home page , send me your URL at least I know my WWW program will not barf on it. 21-40 : Err what's your problem . more links than text , well work on it dick work work work until your balls turn blue. 41-80 : As you can see I am getting board of this so I decided to wrap it up , look for the new version of this rating scale , well if your page is in this level , forget it , trash the damm thing and forget it .. its a waste of your time and the internet bandwidth. 81-100: Wow a new record , your page is so fucking bad that I could not even look at without feeling the shitty dorm food I eat come up, god why do you want to tell me how sick you are ?? Why can you just leave the world alone ?? Well that's it for now , going to write more stupid shit in the next week ... yeah and now for the regular feature of Souls In Chaos ....The Chants of Xar .. yeah more stupid shit from me and my insane mind. The Chants of Xar / Copyright 1996 Kelvin Muthumani <--- yup folks it him again the insane spider Soul Spliter See the angle bleed in his hell See the demons play in the garden of the lord See the Christ create the devil See the devil kill mankind He is the ones who will bring you life He is the one who will take yours One gives me life The other controls it Play in the fields of darkness Pray to the demon lord of old The gods do not care If your soul has lost its worth See the angle pray to the devil For power god will not give See the devil kiss the hand of god See the blood flow from his lips You can never be free Never be free until you become one of the spawn The spawn of the dark lord That is what I am I have seen the angles play in the gardens I have seen the hate that god is The gods do not care They never did they never will For this life is yours And not theirs The end of it all There is no more hope in this life of mine There can be no more life Time to go to the master The master of darkness In the end there can be one One that will become my god One that will be the ruler of my soul The god that lied On his cross of flies Hangs the one who has lied A god to many A fool to me His words bring joy to you But pain to me The god that lies Is the god that you believe in Untitled In the name of religion The hooks rip my soul apart Tearing every bit of my sanity And making me theirs I am the new messiah The new god that will rape this world Bow to me people Bow to me people Your life is mine Till the end of time Untitled The souls that once lived Still live in your mind Calling me into their world So that I may become one of them Maybe this is better Is this is the way that the gods want But the true one still lives in my mind Until the sun burns as black as my soul I will become one of them And call on me will they Until the end of time Linda II These words that I write Are the words of my soul You my love you are the one I crave for Like madman that I am I crave for you , the drug that feeds my soul For it was you who showed me the light When all saw was the pain left by many When all I saw the pain left by many You showed me how to live In my own world of chaos The bond that we have Is the bond that gods envy My love I live for you Gods may come and go But my love for you will never die I swear upon the old gods My love my soul is yours till the end of time Untitled On wings of darkness The crooked cross And the hour of your doom Does the dark lord come in He is the one that will bring you life And death at the same time Bow low, fir the time of the dark lord is at hand Physical Body This body of mine is dead Let the worms slowly eat it Let the flies breed in it For only fools fear death Death is nothing but a passing from one plane Into a far greater one, follow the paths that were left by those before you You can rape me of my life You can take away all You can have this husk I call a body Death is nothing but a passing into another Plane from where the visible becomes the invisible And your life goes on Spiders Spiders are nice Spiders are cute and fuzzy Give then a chance And hug a spider tonight What am I Am I the one who does not exist Am I the one who sees god weep What chaos does my life bring me What does this soul want All this I ask To the one who saw my reality Nothing do I see nothing do I feel Do I have to die for an answer from a god that lies Power Lord In the house of the dead Do the slaves live Watching the past create the future It's a game of power A game of darkness In which you have become the lamb The lords of old have become the gods of today The holy was has started The book has been read The words of another become the songs of doom Your faith is sealed, for you followed the path The path that was not yours at first The gods once more become owned In this world there is one god And that god is not yours The void in me The void lives in me Darker than the heart of Lucifer Welcome my friend into your new doom For the fires are lit in the pentagram The fifth one is my burning soul Trying to appease this anger of mine I hunted for the gods that show me the way None have I found, none will help me I am the soul that lives in a void Oh great sprit of the void Listen to my cry's of death Know that the end is near I have searched this burnt earth For a way to free my mind And now the answer lies before me In death will I live again Listen to my cries gods above For this is the cry of a soul that is dead White Rails Line them them the white gold Whiter than the purest snow Brother come with me on this trip Where we go I cannot tell you But travel we will This is the gold of the gods They say that it destroys your mind But a different tale will I tell White gold in the purest form Will take you on a trip like never before Snort it up until you bleed For this is the way mankind was meant to live Faded Reality What you hold as reality is not true What I hold as reality is now gone It was a lie from the start, nothing was true Take snake that lived in my mind Has become the dreams I seek All that once was is not real In this faded world , even my reality has become a memories Now all I have left is the doom that will be By looking for the dreams of another I have destroyed my won Learn you lesson fool Reality is noting more than a dream That's it people , Souls In Chaos Version 6.00 is over , before I leave I want to tell you about the Inventions of the Insane Spider page ...its at http://www.telepath.com/~xar/spider/spider.html and the new Temple of The Dark Lord is at http://www.telepath.com/~xar ...and oh yeah my new email add is xar@telepath.com ... l8r people ... you are now allowed to fuck your dogs. Until we meet under a different sun .... Xar bows