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                   Sloths over Ethiopia #0001 $$ May 12, 1996
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

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  INGREDIENTS:  Chicken, Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty
                Tissue, Beef Hearts, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty
                Tissue, Water, Salt.  2 percent or less:  Natural Flavorings,
                Dried Garlic, Vinegar, Dextrose, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium
                Nitrate.

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  If you correctly identified the above ingredients as those of the one and
  only Armour Potted Meat Food Product, then you correctly identified the
  above ingredients as those of the one and only Armour Potted Meat Food
  Product.  You win no awards.

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  ARMOUR POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT DU JOUR

  Ingredients:

  3 oz.   Armour Potted Meat Food Product     2 cups  Pink Marshmallows
  1       Large Toenail                       1 liter Water
  4 cups  Chili Powder                        1 liter Hydrogen Peroxide
  5 tsps. Ski                                 1 tsp.  Talcum Powder

  Preheat oven to 525 degrees.  In a large pitcher, mix water and hydrogen
  peroxide so as to dilute the hydrogen peroide.  Add talcum powder and stir
  vigorously.

  In a separate container, add chili powder and marshmallows with Armour
  Potted Meat Food Product.  Mix hoarsely until the pink is very well beaten
  into the Armous Potted Meat Food Product.

  Drain off half of the hydrogen peroxide mix and add Armour Potted Meat
  Food Product mixture.  Add toenail.  Shake and beat vigorously until you
  can shake and beat no more.  Then rest up to repeat.

  Pour solution into a deep fryer and place on floor.  Let sit.  Drink the
  Ski.  Four hours later take solution from floor and offer to dog.  Do not
  threaten the dog, however, he may have scurvy.

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                   Sloths over Ethiopia #0001 $$ May 12, 1996
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

    Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions under 3k.  Any submissions
    over 3k will be returned because that's just way too damn long.  And for
    that matter, submissions should be limited to approximately 2,200 bytes.
     All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.

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         the official address of dto [doomed to obscurity] productions.

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     Sloths over Ethiopia is dedicated to the memory of the late Soe Naing.

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