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                 Sloths over Ethiopia #0019 $$ January 22, 1997
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

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       This was sent to us by JUBJUB and we sure hope you all like it!!!!

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  ode to port, my favorite drink ever - jubjub


  i like port, it makes me warm.
  i like port, fuck the norm!!! (hee hee)

  i like port, it makes me drunk.
  i like port, i'm a punk.

  i like port, in the sink.
  i like port, it makes me stink.

  i like port, i have to puke.
  i like port, er, something something buke.

  i like port, in my pants.
  i like port, it makes me dance.

  i like port, down my throat.
  i like port, with a goat.

  i like port, in the hay.
  i like port, god is gay.

  i like port, up my butt.
  i like port, it makes me strut.

  i like port, it makes me pee.
  i like port, wheee!!!!!!!!!

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   Wasn't that fucking incredible?  It was so cool, we're going to show it to
       you again, this time in slow motion!  A slow-motion text file!!!!!

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  ode to port, my favorite drink ever - jubjub











  i like port, it makes me warm.



  i like port, fuck the norm!!! (hee hee)







  i like port, it makes me drunk.



  i like port, i'm a punk.







  i like port, in the sink.



  i like port, it makes me stink.







  i like port, i have to puke.



  i like port, er, something something buke.







  i like port, in my pants.



  i like port, it makes me dance.







  i like port, down my throat.



  i like port, with a goat.







  i like port, in the hay.



  i like port, god is gay.







  i like port, up my butt.



  i like port, it makes me strut.







  i like port, it makes me pee.



  i like port, wheee!!!!!!!!!



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              JUBJUB is the meat.  Don't you forget it.  Yes, you.

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                 Sloths over Ethiopia #0019 $$ January 22, 1997
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

                 Sloths over Ethiopia welcomes all submissions.
        Why should we be picky when we're so blatantly fucking terrible?

     All Sloths over Ethiopia releases will be less than 5k, for no reason.

       You can reach Sloths over Ethiopia by mailing doomed@voicenet.com,
         the official address of dto [doomed to obscurity] productions.

       Check out other releases by dto [doomed to obscurity] productions,
    which are guaranteed to be better than anything in Sloths over Ethiopia,
                      which is just pretty fucking stupid.

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